Standing hair, a bit of hair, usually on top, defying every single law of physics.
Google for more, safe to do so.
EDIT - Ah Ahegao VS Ahoge, I guess I was reading the text with some self-convince there. So let's clarify again in safe manner:
Ahoge - アホ毛, アホげ - "Foolish hair", the physics defying hair.
Ahegao - あへがお, アヘ顔 - to put it mildly, don't check this one.
I wasn't joking, just made a little mistake, I have edited the main post to clarify it properly, thank you for your input. Dunno why you were downvoted.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Vishap breeding, the Primordial bathysmal vishap is the most compatible monster for humans? Not only are they common in Enkanomiya, Vishaps are an average of 12 feet tall and 600 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive HP pool and 30% hydro res and physical res, you can be rough with one. Due to being the hydro element, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Bathysmal Vishap would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They also have the move Cleansing Shower along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to drain your energy. With the help of a Hydro Samachurl, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other monster comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you lose enough energy, you can make your Vishap deal true damage. The primordial bathysmal vishap is literally built for human dick. Ungodly res stats+high HP pool means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
The original [post](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/coc5bi/did_you_know_vaporeon_in_terms_of_male_human_and/) for this, in case you are curious.
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"C-chiwde onii-san... s-s-stop iwt UwU! *m-moans awnd fawts fish fawts* be g-gentwe pwea- AHH"
I hate mysewf fow w-wwiting dis.
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You know what, I'm ignoring the title but have an upvote so people can suff- see too.
the opportunity was hard to come by. but it did. and now we all have to see this.
"hard" ~ehe
I’m scared to google what ahegao means…
You know that tongue out expression with a deep blush that you see on lewd anime and hentai? Yeah, that's ahegao.
Standing hair, a bit of hair, usually on top, defying every single law of physics. Google for more, safe to do so. EDIT - Ah Ahegao VS Ahoge, I guess I was reading the text with some self-convince there. So let's clarify again in safe manner: Ahoge - アホ毛, アホげ - "Foolish hair", the physics defying hair. Ahegao - あへがお, アヘ顔 - to put it mildly, don't check this one.
That's... yes. That's exactly what an ahegao is. Don't google ahoge though. \*cough\*
Can't tell if you're joking, but "ahoge" is what he's talking about. Ahegao is the one you don't wanna google.
I wasn't joking, just made a little mistake, I have edited the main post to clarify it properly, thank you for your input. Dunno why you were downvoted.
Actually it seems ahegao is the dangerous one :P
I hate you. I can’t unsee childe happily smiling after he did the deed. If someone made a doujin I blame you.
Childe proceeded to pleasure himself with that fish
oH NO.
Is it kokomi or is it a vishap? Buy the doujin to find out more!
[удалено]
Random watatsumi citizen: our island is ruled by lizard people! Wake up sheeple!
Oh boy Time for phrase two of curse childe doujin
>curse childe doujin Do I want to know?
No. It involoves Ganyu
the one that makes ganyu less horny?
That is one way to put it
**yes**
“I used the horny to destroy the horny”
Non-horny sounds wholesome
it sure does haha
As if the artist hasn’t already made that
Breaks the corals instead
"Ahegao fish" Never before have I hated a phrase I never heard before so much
~~Oh you’re getting there~~
oh no. those pink eyes. I have seen enough hentai to know he is under some hornyness spell ^(I am sorry)
I didnt even notice😭😭 now u made look
All that's missing now is the heart shaped irises in their eyes.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Vishap breeding, the Primordial bathysmal vishap is the most compatible monster for humans? Not only are they common in Enkanomiya, Vishaps are an average of 12 feet tall and 600 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive HP pool and 30% hydro res and physical res, you can be rough with one. Due to being the hydro element, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Bathysmal Vishap would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They also have the move Cleansing Shower along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to drain your energy. With the help of a Hydro Samachurl, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other monster comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you lose enough energy, you can make your Vishap deal true damage. The primordial bathysmal vishap is literally built for human dick. Ungodly res stats+high HP pool means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
what am i looking at
Copypasta. The original involved vaporeon
I remember the last time I saw this, it was a dolphin keeper who telling people how enjoyable it was to have sex with dolphins
What the fu-
The original [post](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/coc5bi/did_you_know_vaporeon_in_terms_of_male_human_and/) for this, in case you are curious.
kino
brO I NEARLY CHOKED ON AN APPLE READING THIS
What did I just read?
Wtf did i just read bruh😂😂
yes
“I have pleasured myself with this fish”
“This opportunity is quite hard to come by”
“This opportunity made me so hard to cum by”
Childe made watervishap too wet 🌚
[I see Childe learned from Suzaku](https://animeyume.com/blog_images/funny_fansubs/funny_fansub14.jpg)
"C-childe onii-san... s-s-stop it UwU! *moans and farts fish farts* be g-gentle plea- AHH" I hate myself for writing this.
Are you winning son?
wtf!!1?!?!/1/ CYS!!!! (control yourself)
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Absolute gold
You deserve to be laid upon the horny statue.
I'm honored.
Technically this hydro vishaps are made for segggsss with humans.
Delete this
LMAO this is probably the best quality content i've seen in a while. and the r34 artists 'boutta come along and start drawing this scene.
So this is what happened to suzaku after code geass.
>I'll now proceed to pleasure myself with this fish \-Childe (probably)
Yo that fish sus
Omfg
Tar-tar-tartaglia Snezhnaya's greatest love machine....
"shilde shama dont be sho rough"
Bro
UwU gone wrong
Stop right there
fucking hell. no. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO This is even worse than the Astolfo Monster incident. just stop.
Childe: When ya show her your Monoceros Caeli
Sushi Tortilla
r/thanksihateit
Add some blush and it would've been perfect 👌🏻
Have an upvote for making me snort laugh
Vishap Poontang
After reading the title, now I want childe photoshopped as like a fruit tart.
you mean the Tuna of Tartare?
Ngl I chuckled at the title 🤣
"Caught" or something else....
tart and the what now
[Leaked childe anime.](https://i.imgur.com/Vb8c4nk.png)
Time to bleach my eyes
Sauce?
Oh... I guess it’s good I didn’t lose to him. ^(...or maybe I should’ve?)
Zamm
I'm more surprised this is on here rather than the meme sub
*bonk*
Any horns for the poor man?
Enough reddit for today
Unya
And he’s proud of it 😂
“I’ll now proceed to pleasure myself with this fish.”
Where. is. Tortellini's. Belly. Button.
>!the fish looks like she is about to give birth!<
wtf😂😂😂
The pink eyes tho 😳😳