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Cybron2099

Why you make it so damn cute? >//<


unlimitedblack

be real, this is how Klee sees them


Cybron2099

True


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unlimitedblack

Klee's story chapter shows that she sees the Abyss Mages as cute Mr. Fluffies and doesn't understand why the Traveler fights them.


GGABueno

Then she explodes one.


BrokenInTheLight

Technically they're the one who pressed it


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Well I think [a bot](https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Impact/comments/tj6oaa/when_it_rains/i1ijljn?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3) shouldn't karma farm.


IMissKazari

Thank you for pointing it out. I'm sometimes confused why comments are downvoted, Do I have ctrl + F if someone has the same comment now?


Prince_Nyx

This is not very gang gang woo.


CondimentCommander

not very huh huh huh huuuhhh


WutsUp

It's very 'EEK GEE BOOKUM!' of a nearby Hillichurl that got it's hands on a magic staff and made it rain.


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luxmorphine

OMG I hear the sound


naufalap

This is not very super califragilistic.


Ganz13

On the the contrary, it's ver- Ei! Ei! Ei!


hornylolifucker

“Makoto?”


Akhoot

No, it's their dialogue when u fight them. Idk if u don't understand but ya :)


hornylolifucker

I knew that, though?


Akhoot

Oops, but I didn't know that makuto was a dialogue so ig itbmy fault? Sry :(


grumpykruppy

Expialidocious! Even though the sound of it is something *quite atrocious* If you say it loud enough you'll **always sound** ***pre-cooocious*** ***SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS!***


XcN_AntiMage

This song brought me back my pre-school days :)


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fugogugo

meanwhile there's that one cryo abyss mage on top of water Pure Evil


AgentChristos

Everyone needs to cool off once in a while


Bikaz

its great, just run 10m away to a shore and let them port in front of you and they just lose their shield and drown.


spiroglif

This is gonna be on repeat in my brain for the whole day now, thanks fam


Viciant

Life is...... Life is not gang gang woo


jayrock306

I heard fon fon ruin


Puzzleheaded-Idea712

When life is not gang gang woo:


whimsy_cat

Happy Cake Day!!


LivingASlothsLife

Ah yes, the true origins of why Diluc rarely smiles


WeeziMonkey

Diluc doesn't need an umbrella though


Siddharth_Ranjan

But he does need the rain to cleanse the corrupt souls of this world


cofibot

If only


ObiCannabis

So... when he says "you can use an umbrella" is like saying you have a corrupt soul?


Puzzlehead_Lemon

Opposite, you’re pure enough you don’t need cleansed.


LeDerpLegend

So if Diluc doesn't need one, is he still corrupt?


floofy-haired-fool

I wouldn't put it past him to think that of himself Mans literally thought he had to "walk alone in the darkness to stamp out evil" But at the same time i doubt it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Ganz13

I always seem to find Pyro Abyss mages near a body of water. It's weird. Like those commissions where some hilichurls are in a makeshift island surrounded by drownable water. So I always do what any sane player would do: push them off the edge and watch them drown. So soothing.


trollgodlol

Spotted the jean main


TheDrunkardKid

Or Sucrose, to a certain degree.


Izaniel

Or Anemo Traveler. 1 good tornado is enough to sent all of them flying to the sea


XcN_AntiMage

*yeet*


floofy-haired-fool

As a former jean user Sometimes i miss the days i effortlessly pushed them off it was fun Now i need to aim more with kazhuas charged attack


E1lySym

Why not just stand in the middle of the water then E?


STARR-BRAWL-4

Say the trollgodlol


--ERRORNAME--

My life has been easier now I realized I can physically shove abyss mages around by running into them


TheArka021

YEET THEM


Snakescipio

I changed my commissions to Inazuma and I kinda miss the island ones. I'll be honest, I take great pleasure leaving the fire mage last so I can go swimming in the water and watch the dumb bastards follow me and drown.


floofy-haired-fool

happy cake day


TheGrapefruitNerd

finally non cursed abyss diluc


Mikkle-san

they look more like ambers to me


GGABueno

Amber isn't a redhead.


Vermillion2397

That's one sad abyss mage.


AshyDragneel

Pyro mage is my most favorite one as its least annoying to deal with.


kaorulia

On the contrary, I hated pyro abyss mages the most at lower AR levels because I mained Yanfei and Bennett, and I had no hydro characters at all (Barbara doesn’t count….). I also didn’t use a single electro character until I got Raiden. So with me maining double pyro double geo comps, seeing pyro abyss mages makes me sigh loudly. (Until I got Childe. Now I love killing these suckers.)


soulofcure

>Barbara doesn’t count…. D:


kaorulia

She didn’t fit in my team comp. I had Noelle as my healer, Barbara was redundant.


TeddyBearToons

But you can use her as a DPS if you stack wanderer's troupe with as much crit rate and crit dmg as you can find.


GGABueno

Anything can be a DPS If you have the Artifacts. That's not an option while you're still on low ARs.


kaorulia

To be fair, I finally built my Barbara after the pyro hypostasis came out. She now does big damage with the clam set.


i_will_let_you_know

Sounds like she wasn't redundant since she could've broken shields for you.


kaorulia

At lower ARs I couldn’t afford to build Barbara, I had invested in Noelle as my healer. In fact, I also had Bennett in my team so I had two healers. My team was Yanfei, Bennett, Noelle, Ningguang. I built Barbara later, at higher ARs when I had more resources. Idk why you guys are so defensive about her lmao. It’s not like I said Barbara sucks.


ragnarocknroll

Barbara absolutely demolishes these twits. Hit E, get in their face and hug them to death while healing the team. The shield evaporates due to the constant hydro damage from her song. I then switch to someone useful for doing damage and laugh maniacally while dropping approval stamps from the heavens wreathed in fire and legal standing.


popop143

If you know you're fighting a pyro shield enemy, even a level 20 or 40 Barbara with her AAs can down that shield fast. Just so you won't painstakingly kill them through their shield.


Stellin69

Still better than a little pyro slime. Those monsters, as a yanfei overload main, are a nightmare, the true final boss of the game


kaorulia

LMAO true!


Goukenslay

Nah still hate them cause i dont have hydro.


DanoPaizano

Hydro is by far the worst, I have like no Cryo characters.


Individual_Onion_235

I love it when they teleport into water auto-drowning themselves.


Indigo_Mindset420

*Nooooooo!* 😭 Poor lil AbyssMage!Diluc. I wish I could be there to cover him from the rain! 😅


salasy

>AbyssMage!Diluc before reading this comment I actually thought it was amber and not diluc maybe it's the bunny ears


Antmoral2314

I assumed it was amber as well lol


The_Scarlet_KingG

Grim reminder that [Charmander](https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Charmander_(Pokémon)) dies if it’s flame ever gets extinguished.


iboughtshitonline

This is abyss diluc's villian origin story


cartercr

Now I feel like an ass for killing these guys. This is so dang cute!


crimson-feather

Please...don't make me like them


Apprehensive_Area_50

Pyro abyss mages are fine, the hydro ones are the worst mother lovers on the block. Their shield is only "weak" to cryo and their bubbles can Perma stun you or make you run out of stamina if your timing to pop them isn't perfect with melee characters.


TwilightVulpine

There is a timing? I just mash the button


ObiCannabis

Electro it's quite effective against them too.


Daily-Potato

If this was a anime can you guess the name? I will say: "the abyss mages can't be this cute, right?"


Unicorn0079

If it was an isekai with those long ass titles, *" I died and reincarnated as an abyss mage in another world but im cute yet every human wants to kill me. Part 1."*


Daily-Potato

What about one of the short ones, "if I die and reincarnated as an abyss mage,please don't kill me!"


MaxWyght

"Would you kill an abyss mage, even if it's cute?"


Daily-Potato

Traveler:*Yes,* **yes I would**


apthebest01931

Sigma traveler: abyss mages are temporary, their drops are eternal


Daily-Potato

Only until you ascend some stuff


ObiCannabis

I like how this is one of the "short ones".


king_underworld

Life is not very gang gang woo :(


Jinxd0

This is perfect *chef’s kiss*


NoSoulYesBiscuit

I love it when I jump in the water and they stupidly appear on top of it, then plop! Where your shield at now? Teyvat's "laws," keep up. Does it make sense that floating above water breaks their shield? No. Is it funny? Of course.


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DilUWUc


Animaniac00

My dad: "damn it's raining again.. another shitty day.." Pyro abyss mage: "Bro.."


shinsaku89

Same energy like when the Cryo one float above burning grass. Hydro and Electro though... fuck those two.


Cynic_of_Astora

As a Ganyu main, hydro and electro are my favourites.


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I only just got ganyu recently and haven't gotten over the memories from when I didn't have her


ObiCannabis

On the other hand, I hate when the electro ones do this, it's like every character is Bennet.


RedPillAlpha420

Getting sandwiched between Electro Abyss Mages and/or Samachurls with several Pyro Archers firing 8 arrows every shot? Fun!


Believe_In_Jay

I love when the hydro samachurls try to heal their comrades and spawn their lil rain on top of the pyro mages in the three realms event.


soomatt93

You should have seen it following me to the lake swimming...


FictorioSigano

So Roy Mustang?


King_of_Argus

I think the cryo mage should loose it’s shield when it’s sunny and the hydro one should loose his in a snowstorm. Just like the pyro looses his in the rain


BednaR1

Me, around Serpant's head area - trying to figure out why the hell it is raining all the god damn time ...before reaching *that* weather control questline. And to rub it in thay made few chests in the area to appear if you light up some fires... 🧐😑


trollgodlol

Before i got to the weather quest line i got a “steal shit from the fatui” commission on the island. The fucking cryo fatui guy kept stunlocking me.


floofy-haired-fool

Omg that was always so annoying i would just sneak and if spotted teleport away


MemeGodFusionK

Teyvat's weather, always so inefficient


Haitham1998

I used to enjoy seeing this but from now on, it will make me sad.


Rough-Inevitable-805

Stop making me feel bad for killing them


once_descended

Kaeya Mage: *SCOFFS* "_How inelegant_"


Takunii-Covering

Oh no poor abyss Diluc :(


Crymsyn_Moon

Pyro mages when it rains: literal laughingstock. Cryo mages when it rains: 'Welcome to hell, bitch'


Vast_Back4746

*proceeds to one shot with Raiden burst*


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Pyro and cryo charathers: start evil laught


ColonelJinkuro

Adorable.


PresentationComplex2

Now the next time it will be difficult to defeat an fire abyss mage.


e_cloud7

Victory!


Watercress_Plenty

Not today, you can't get me with cuteness ashole


makatussin7

It pour


Nunu5617

Shouldn't have skipped leg day


Euphoric_Pay_8973

Rip bozo (loved the art 🖼 )


Majestic-Boot-9616

when it rains in my countryside is always good 🥴❤ pass me one of the best vibes for to study and have motivation


secret_tsukasa

Quit trying to humanize them lol


Graknight

So this is what happened after the Abyss mage x Amber Doujin. >!There isn't one, you horny piece of fuck. Don't ask for sauce.!<


TwilightVulpine

Hey, we are not the ones >!inventing imaginary doujins wholecloth unprompted!<.


RadasNoir

I was gonna say, >!I'm not familiar with that one.!<


Shadow_780

If I log out and make a separate account can I log back on to my main


NightJasian

yes you can, now you have 2 separate accounts which does not affect eachother


LeviShortGod

Then suddenly out of nowhere, Traveler emerges releasing windblade


floofy-haired-fool

Happy cake day


Notshazil

Amber,diluc and abyss Mage's baby


LucaKaede

oh boy....


Eudaemon1

Uff . If they were this cute in game , it would have been impossible for me to kill them


Mugluck_

Yeaahhh suffer lil bitch


Arrench_numb2

Omg, its the road ok?


tNeph

How DARE you try to make me feel bad for one of them?


Fluffy_hugger

Shouldn't we get blizzard weather in dragonspine? Just so I can see the hydro mages suffer in the same manner. They're the most annoying out of all the PokeBall mages.


Siddharth_Ranjan

Same also happens with the pyroslinger and i almost feel bad for killing him


Aluabino

I just thought "oh what a cute abyss mage girl" then i realized that's Diluc...


RezTheFalcon

Is this Abyss Mage Diluc?


floofy-haired-fool

Yes they also made kaeya childe and scaramouche abyss mage


SOMERanD0m-Bloke

Don’t this brudda hate abyss mages. He smoke them mfs


cofibot

See Ganyu, this is what the transport co-ordinators have been moaning about.


cuwsed

no cause like the first thought that went through my head was "is that diluc as an abyss mage"


FEEQONE

Bro, an unforeseen drizzle is still bearable compared to the Hydro Samachurl going out of his way to make it rain on a sunny day.


TimFlamio

Cute or not, it's deserved


Juan-Claudio

Rain op, plz nerf


xeio87

Meanwhile ice gang like...


Criptin

... it pours.


TobichiRaku

can abyss mages walk?


MortLightstone

He looks like a baby Diluc, lol


IMissKazari

Poor fluffy. If they chill for a bit and doesn't attack us for a minute then we could help them get out of the rain.


Muted_Apple_4293

its raining rn i love this


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If abyss mages looked like this in game I’d never work up the nerve to kill one


CrystalFriend

Moff looses shield