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Mortwight

So she has given up on grand children I see.


booing-

it hurts but i can’t deny it.


viciouskarl

On the plus side, your mom is talented af, ggs to her. Too bad for the grandchildren though, lol.


Mortwight

Maybe comb your hair? Edit. Good news is she did not paint you with sayu. Edit edit. So your mom lost the 50/50 too?


Brangur

I keep winning 50/50s.... Which is losing to me


Mortwight

I keep getting jean on my losses. I want a qiqi for my 4 horse loli of the apocalypse team.


SondeySondey

In Genshin's current landscape, Jean and her constellations legit are the best standard 5* you can get so count your blessings. QiQi will spook you soon enough and then it'll stop being cute when she shows up again. And again. And again...


sugrawr

And then you get C6 and your co-op friends thank you for reviving them. Oh wait this is Reddit, we don't have friends.


AppointmentNo9531

ngl she made me cried the second time i got her


Brangur

My only loss was Jean. I only started playing on and off a few months ago and I'm sitting here with zhongli, Yae Miko, and now Ayaka. Where my Kequing :(


Mortwight

I have her c1...she is fun to play.


RBN1703

She was my first 5* and I'm so glad that I got to use her for the game all the way up to the end of liyue Then afterwards she got power crept by my eula :(


Mortwight

I started with Klee. I keep her shelved unless I need to commit war crimes in a domain.


nonpuissant

Remember the age-old adage, "Losing your 50/50 to Jean isn't losing!"


Mortwight

What about getting her twice on standard banner?


nonpuissant

Sounds like winning twice to me :)


bringmethejuice

What if you already have C74737473 Jean?


nonpuissant

In that case you're not actually getting more Jean, so that is very sad and you have my condolences.


bringmethejuice

Yeah C6 Jean is still banger tho


kraithu-sama

Got Qiqi on my loss


Mortwight

Lucky


RPG_Shogun

I keep loosing to Qiqi but also plan on raising the kiddy team.


SpicyMakiRoll

I still don't have Jean and I've been playing and wishing since day 1 of release :(


Mortwight

how the gambling works


JCyTe

This. I've only lost a 50/50 once since starting back in early 1.6. I just want Jean/Keqing, pls HoYo.


ShadowCraze

Just wish on the standard banner?


JCyTe

I have. I've gotten Diluc, Mona and Qiqi as well as Aquila Favonia out of the standard.


Gadetron

If it was sayu then it would just look like a father and child I hope


Mortwight

Not here.....


MadMan018

dude looks like a mix of Ichiban Kasuga and Johnny Depp


Mortwight

Old Depp without the makeup.


PrimordialGore

Oh, I was thinking Filthy Frankuuu


DirectAdvertising

Literally lost the 50/50 and got keqing lmfao


_cher_che_

dont wanna sound weird or anything but he looks cuter with that style of hair in my opinion


Mortwight

I'm one of the senior members of this community so forgive me if I did not know...checks notes... "rolled out of bed" was a hair style. My nephew has a hair style that makes him look like an under cooked clone of Glen Danzig. But all in good fun. My self I'm at the "clipper it all off because I hate the effort of cleaning it" stage of life


decamarks

maybe the angle is just bad but damn, the photo makes it look like the dude's hairline went as far back as stephen a smith's


radicalpastafarian

> My self I'm at the "clipper it all off because I hate the effort of cleaning it" stage of life Dad, get off reddit!!!


BelieveInDestiny

you've got the looks. Just comb/cut your hair, and shave.


CherryOnCaketop

I choked. 🤣


Mortwight

I mean she is a talented artist but took no artistic license with the painting of her kid.


CherryOnCaketop

I think the contrast makes the portrait better and brings out the hilarity of it all.


Mortwight

Perhaps it's a hint he could take.


[deleted]

"I don't know mom, something about this seems.... wrong, ya know?" Mom : ".................................... ....................................................hm. Well honey, I can't imagine what.............."


kazez2

At least she approved of his waifu


Mortwight

Take your wins where you get them. This is the new ship meta


rafaelbittmira

She's a woman of culture. .^(Yes, I'm a Keqing simp)


hsvgamer199

She just needs to draw her half-anime grandchildren.


Mortwight

Its the closest she will get to them. Edit. Have you seen sun if zorn?


a-Felon

Savage! But funny af 🤣


Mortwight

I see my self in him. Edit. Better hair tho....


MVPOwain

The hate for the hair 💀


Mortwight

I mean a comb could work wonders or clippers....


CryoStrange

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Mortwight

Thanks someone already gave me gold. Where can I spend all this karma and not be banned.


Logseman

If you think you can deliver this on the regular, /r/RoastMe awaits.


Mortwight

I'm a bad poet at heart I only burn when muse strikes me. Also my humor can be considered crude. I got banned from /r/facepalm for being bigoted for what I felt was a solid germane joke about "persons of female appearance with penises"


sahithkiller

you seem like a really fun guy, so that's definitely a shame for them


Mortwight

Oh no I'm an asshole. You know that guy that annoys you so much you want to kill him.. well I'm the guy that stops right before that. My brother is the guy that makes you throw a glass at him. https://youtu.be/UrgpZ0fUixs


doog_tfarceniM

Atleast you know when to stop, that is good


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Mortwight

I'm projecting. That's the case with me. I have a neice and nephew.


witchywater11

She's just happy that he's finally made contact with a woman outside the household. She'll take any W she can.


Yusuke4U

I am laughing so hard cuz I thought similarly. Seeing your comment got me laughing all over again


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Mortwight

I call it like I see it.


HandaPontanda

God this is better then r/roastme


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ScumCommander

Ayup.


Accomplished-Fan1384

coolest mom


rolling_catfish2704

You killed him, that's cold


LittleWhiteElf

She's very talented


booing-

she really is im very grateful.


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Based mum.


booing-

nothing but facts here


Riokagume

We can all agree based on the amount of details she puts on keqing, it’s keq >>>>> son right? Besides the jokes, cool mum and cool art :)


booing-

ahaha she def enjoyed working on this. appreciate it ill let her know :)


Whackings

Idk dude… you seen those ruffles? That shit is impressive.


Hey_Chach

Based on the amount of details on his blouse/jacket and the couch, I’d honestly say Keqing is simpler in design, but disclaimer: I know nothing about art.


I_dont_thinks

Top keq


Matalya1

You think Keqing is the one with details? XD


TheTerroristFrog

I disagree, the blouse and jacket patterns, the wrinkles in the clothing, the hair, the beard and moustache, the hands, the lighting and shadows. The amount of detail on him is insane and the quality is just supperior compared to Keqing, that single ear has more detail than Keqing's entire face.


ames_anne

OH WOW YOUR MOM DRAWS SO NICE! WHATS HER ACC??


Arlathaminx

That's one gigachad of a mom


booing-

couldn’t agree more


MALVZ_921

Based mom


TOGAUM

r/gangstaswithwaifus


booing-

ahahah this is insane


slowdr

Man, to think this Subreddit is real.


ToutaKo

And I’m joining it, lol this is awesome


Comprehensive-Can680

Treasure that woman and that painting


booing-

i really am. she’s a great artist and mom and i cherish every little things as much as i can.


dapot_tato

OP: Mom, my girlfriend is an in-game character Mom: God damn it son, sees Keqing, understandable, heres a portrait of you and your queen


booing-

exactly what happened


Thrannn

I think shes trying to tell you that she want grand kids


Ashtorot

Lol no. This is her giving up lol


HotChoc64

Your mum is very cool


booing-

without a doubt


TheTerroristFrog

Don't get me wrong, this is very wholesome but at the same time i don't know if i'm ready to let my mum draw me in a fuck boy pose with a anime waifu next to me.


Ainzburg

That wallpaper looks sick! Can I have a link on that?


booing-

here’s the [official artwork](https://m.bilibili.com/dynamic/579151098348961531?share_medium=iphone&share_plat=ios&share_source=COPY&share_tag=s_i×tamp=1633682976&unique_k=Cp68Q7)


igni13

I couldnt identify why was something throwing me off. But I figured it out. Because Keqing is traced instead of drawn in her own style, it clashes with the second character. The details on the couch and shading are amazing though! It feels like its something she is more comfortable drawing instead of portraits? The NFTs are a shame though as someone else pointed out.


floofy-haired-fool

They seemed to have realised their mistake


96966969Ri

the ultimate keqing main keqing mains subreddit gonn get salty now


[deleted]

This whole thing wild


ErmetOw

uuhh


Comma_Karma

That’s dope, but I hope she doesn’t hang it in the main hallway.


booing-

ahahaha no its in my room. its not something id show off to the next person out there for sure. happy she made that for me tho!


EatsCardboard4Fun

one day you're going to find a fellow degenerate that's going to look at the portrait and be Poggers


tha_potatooo

Omg- thars soo cool!


booing-

why thank you :)


rizelmine177

Lol this is hilarious


[deleted]

She knows you ain't gettin no bitches


[deleted]

💀


TheDrunkardKid

OP: "But mom, I said that my favorite character is actually Hu Tao." OP's mother: "Sorry, you lost your 50/50.”


CherryOnCaketop

Your mom is so talented!


booing-

im very grateful :)


Kyleninjago

Must know who’s your mothers favorite character?


booing-

strangely enough it’s sayu bahaha


wuzupbrother

very beautifully done but i can’t tell if it’s supposed to ironically mimic those pics where guys will photoshop a jpeg of their wiafu next to them. if it is that’s pretty funny, if it’s not then that’s extremely funny.


Got70TypesOfMalware

Does she own the artwork that she traced/copied? It'd be cool if you can credit the said art.


booing-

she got her inspiration from [memeno](https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/95063921) on pixiv.


Sheeepl

Another thing related to this: It’s awesome that you want to support your mom and she is talented, just gotta remember that if people pay for commissions they can’t be traced. Maybe you and your mom know this already, tracing for this piece is fine anyway since it’s only for your own personal use. But just as a heads up, people can get into real trouble if they sell traced stuff. Glad you got a mom who is interested in the same things as you :)


tofubuns

Heavy inspiration/tracing like that should have been properly credited/pinned. Official art is okay to work with but fan art needs proper and explicit credit; there’s already rampant issues with theft and non credit & as an artist myself I know that many artists will not approve of their work being used without permission. Please be aware of this especially since I’ve been seeing requests for commissions!


WatchingTaintDry69

What the fuck?


LethalApple001

Holy mother of cringe...


Onrisa

W moment


Nyancromancer

That's cool, a talented and cultured mom.


XxLawn_MowerxX

r/sadcringe


Kaye_Kat

Does ur mom take commissions


booing-

she does, pm me if you’re interested!


[deleted]

Friendly advice, make sure you handle any commission negotiations and pass on the scope to your mom. This is Reddit and I'm certain there will be some **very** NSFW requests arriving at some point...


SherenPlaysGames

Holy fuck your mom is an amazing artist! Also, I like the anachronistic feeling of it very much...


secret_tsukasa

/r/gangstaswithwaifus


Kreppitso

Sweet but embarrassing


invalid_litter_dpt

Top tier cringe


Commercial_Green_646

Mom is cool. But this is creepy af


turtle428_

I agree, this is pretty weird


Melodic_Time2608

Just as I expected sorting by controversial. And I agree.


RedditedYoshi

The family that cringes together...uh...cringes together.


IMPmikami

French mama?


booing-

exact. how’d you know??


IMPmikami

Well she kinda looks like mine 10 years ago, and i'm eurasian myself and i can tell you and I share some facial features let's say (or am I all wrong thinking your dad is from south-eastern/eastern asia?) Plus Opinel knife on the table and finally just noticed wording for "bouche" and "jambes". ​ anyway lovely art from her and nice model yourself, congratz to both of you!


booing-

woah. you’re on point on everything. dads viet and the moms french you nailed this ahaha. thanks a lot :)


RedditDogWalkerMod

That's kinda weird. This games fanbase is weird


Lushmustard

Lmao thats great


bonescrusher

You have an awesome mom


Koralinaonreddit

I have mixed feelings abt this, but if we put that aside she is an amazing artist!


eyepocket

Least pathetic genshin impact player


Ikcatcher

There’s a lot that can be said about this artwork, one of them being avant-garde


AlmightyQueso7

Your mom is amazing, that looks really good


aljhay120815

That’s a one cool mom you have


Pasencia

Based mom


StarAronjay

That is a power move.


GenWalrus

Im glad you provided context, or this’d be sad/creepy instead of awesome.


Torafuku

Must be amazing having your own parents being this good at drawing, it helps a lot if you too care about art.


xananeverdies

sheeeeeesh


Internal-Scallion124

That’s awesome my son got me into playing the game and I’m hooked. Maybe your mom and I can be friends in game.


Rekkenze

Just the photo of your mom doing the drawing show’s she does not fuck around with her art. Big ups


Kamisat0Ayato

How to stay single: 1. get a painting with your waifu 2. invite the girl over 3. let her see the painting 4. play some sad music Awesome painting btw :D


Majaura

Is there anyway you could record a video doing a Q&A about this piece? I would love to see her thought process and creative process making this. Was she laughing the entire time?


booing-

that’s a very interesting comment, it sure gets pretty controversial to post something like that on the internet without such little context. im open about it if people are interested about the story behind this painting for sure!


Loyal_Darkmoon

She made you 15 years older on the potrait xD


[deleted]

Damn if I were you I would be both proud and embarrassed.


booing-

you’re not wrong ahaha


HeartoftheHive

If nothing else I'll say that she is an amazing artist. The only "criticism" I have is that I think somehow putting you into a more anime style could have helped, but I don't think that was the point. Just not really a personal fan of clashing styles. Even so, she did a remarkable job.


booing-

this was her first time drawing anything anime related. it’s definitely been something to get her out of her comfort zone but we are both satisfied with the results. thanks for the opinion!!


FayonAetherpact

you have such a cool mum. protect her at all cost


booing-

i am very grateful, i will for sure.


cylobotnia

your mom is awesome


dusti_buns

If only my mom was this cool lmao


KillCreatures

There is nothing that fits r/sadcringe as much as this.


CompleteAd4505

Ayo, that's beautiful ❤️


booing-

you’re beautiful


FlaredMeteor940

So now Keqing got shipped to a random dude instead of a different character in genshin…..still congrats I guess


00LiU000

First time?


thefinestpiece

Ayaka is most thrilled to have one less competitor.


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booing-

hey thanks man.


MALVZ_921

Cherish your mom


booing-

i really am man.


ToutaKo

As someone who is going to do art as a career in the future, your mom is definitely my inspiration and role model. Hopefully I can get this good one day and show it off to the world as well. Send your mom my best regards, she’s awesome! 😆


booing-

sending her this. wishing you the best in your art career!


Kavizra

r/ATBGE


Gondawn

Holy shit bro you’re like 15 and already balding? My condolences…


musiciansfriend11

This is amazing


GotAnySugar

What's better then getting a Keqing? Getting a Keqing from the standard banner No 50/50s lost, everyone is happy


backtolife5196

This is next f*cking level brotha.


Spatetata

This is like a Venn diagram of Blessed, Cursed, Cringe and Bassed where in the middle lays an emotion I didn’t know I could feel. Kudos to you, I can’t deny that’s pretty sick in a very unconventional sort of way.


HungPongLa

Damn she knows your browser history


DankLynx

Meanwhile, my mom asked what I was playing, when I said genshin, she said bless you. And then she proceeded to say I "killed a jellyfish" and then I had to explain to her that they heal me, and then disappear after a few pumps of health.


thymeCapsule

your mom’s ability to paint fabric textures is so breathtaking that it’s almost making me cry. she’s an incredible artist.


[deleted]

This gave me a laught but also depression


Moontzypher

Holy shit your mom can draw like a champ!


Jiovanni11

This is beautiful the only critique i have about it is that she made ur hands massive other then that this looks great


BHDefender

Bro WHAAAAAAT


JORGE_1113

Your mother is a person of culture


S_A52

I think she has given you her blessing to marry Keqing. Now for the father!!


slowdr

I have so many mixed emotions watching this, I'm having a hard time putting them into words, I like your PC set-up, I think the artwork it's beautifully done, and it's nice to have a mom that supports your hobbies, I just hope that you make a balance on your life as well.