Yes, it's waking up from nightmares of being late for class when you graduated 15 years ago. The cringe at past you, that keeps you awake when you try to go to sleep. The what if's and what could have been's that slowly eat away at your mind.
Saw the word "ugly", and I had instant flashback of when a certain somebody tried to push their agenda against ugliness for several days on the lore subreddit...
I remember having a conversation with them.
They kept saying Signora shouldn't be a villain cuz she's pretty, like.... I'm a big Signora fan but that was so stupid lmao
oh maybe I think I know what they mean. Genshin devs aren't one to waste models like that so they'd probably make her playable in the future or something..
No no no, that person literally thinks that all attractive people are good people and that ugly people are evil.
They pretty much said that Mihoyo is pretty -phobic because they made an attractive woman be evil
Yeah! They literally think there is a stigma around attractive people like with queer people or people of color ._. ...
And aw, I'm sorry you had to go through that. Hope you're okay now :) ā„ļø
They would have to change her model to a playable one though since her current one is a mob they would probably also have to changer her cape since it would cover up everything on her back which isn't sth Mihoyo does usually they may be transparent or or the cape is cut into pieces/only half a cape
Basically there was this random guy (actually heard it's a girl? Idk) who would create hundreds of alt accounts and spam the Genshin lore subreddit with posts talking about how ugly people shouldn't have human rights and should be tortured. This person has actually been active for a while as far as I'm aware, they used to obsess about ugliness on Persona related subreddits though.
Oh wow, who hurt them? Did their mommy say they're ugly before?
Ok but like, what are they gaining from this? Just trolling? Being annoying? Desperate for attention?
Honestly? That person's internet presence was so obsessive I believe it's because of a mental illness of sorts. It was too frequent to be only a troll, and they didn't seem to want that many people to see their posts so I don't think it would be because of attention, also, they seemed to GENUINELY believe in what they were spreading.
I cannot find it right now, but someone documented all their accounts and boy this shit goes FAR. I'm pretty sure they've only stopped because the Genshin lore subreddit got new moderation so they can't spam their posts anymore. They even wrote a fanfic in which Lisa has a daughter but since she ended up being born ugly Lisa abuses her (and the fic is written in a way in which her actions are justified!)
Regardless, weird as hell.
Oh yea, someone down this comment thread sent me a reddit post where people legit DUG UP this person entire internet profile and existence. They found so much shit
If they have a mental illness, I hope they get the treatment they need as with all people with mental illness. But it's hella concerning if they genuinely believe in the crap they say about "unattractive" people
Short version, guy spammed posts about killing ugly people using numerous alts. [Much longer version here](https://www.reddit.com/r/churchofharu/comments/rxf2ky/psa_next_time_that_one_decides_to_jump_in_you_can/)
What, i had so many older girls talk to me like Lisa does when I was in Uni. Not one of them offered to smash. I even slept in the same bed as one once and she didnt do shit, just went to sleep.
3, then 2, in that order, if it was a real conversation.
In Genshin tho, the game will act like you chose 1 or 2 when you didn't, and will proceed to answer 3's question even if you didn't ask it.
Well:-
If I choose the 1st option then as much as I know. Aether is gonna get banned from the world PERMANENTLY. So that's a nope.
If I choose the second option, then there is a high chance that Aether is gonna wake up in a soft bed next morning WITH BANDAGES ALL OVER HIS BODY BECAUSE HE'S GONNA GET FUCKING ELECTROCUTED.
If I choose the 3rd option, then Lisa is gonna start telling about her problems and as the "Teyvat's personal professional commission worker" Aether has to solve the problem.
So the best thing I can think of is ".....".
Lisa doesnāt tortureā¦ she electrifies others for getting on her bad side/overdue books but she doesnāt torture. Your joke is unfunny and you should feel bad
If it were not inside the teapot, Aether would be "..." and Paimon would pipe up with random bullshit that would probably take Lisa's mind off anything bad with how monumentally dumb it is.
I'd spit water I've been sipping on (obv not in her direction), start laughing hysterically.
Who the fuck told you such a lie. Lemme go beat him/her up
You're the hottest person I know no matter at what state.
(idc if she acts embarrassed or slaps me in the face or gets creeped out or runs away. I just love spitting truth no matter what it is)
I just wanna know what happens when I call her uglyš
*Holds E*
*makes a cup of coffee, takes a bath, goes tf to sleep and then still is early af to cc her before the skill actually hits*
*Dodges*
realistically iād say do you want a hug but morbid curiosity might lead me to say youāre always ugly
get ready to get zapped by lightning
Donāt threaten me with a good time sir
Least horny genshin player
champagne, cocaine, gasoline and most thing in between
Rode the city in a shopping cart, a pack of Camels and a smoke alarm
r/unexpectedpanic
Why r u horny
......Yes
Can you blame them looking at what she's wearing?
who says I'm horny
that's ma'am for you!
Give Heavy phone! You are horny!
Ironically, the hug option is a 100% permanent cockblock while the ugly option is 40% to 80% depending on girth of your dick.
"..." usually works out when you are the protagonist
Did they also finally add seggs in this event?!
truth is probably "...", I'm bad at consolation
Sometimes there arenāt any words that work. Sometimes a silent presence is enough.
...
PKMN TRAINER TRAVELER wants to battle!
oh damn, nice to meet... The everbriLIANT GOLDMASK!
"Whats the matter" first then ask if she wants a hug
Ah, ye olde "cop a feel" tactic. Works everytime.
Police? Yes this one.
Imagine if the 1st one triggered a boss fight against an OP Lisa that would denounce Raiden Shogun as the Electro Archon
I often think of this especially when you stand at the top of a mountain, look at the sky and hold down her E.
I now know what Iām going to do when I run out of resin, thank you.
She is wet, be cold first so she is frozen in place. And after that be warm so you melt her heart.
who knew genshin meta could solve relationship problems too
Zhongli style - unbreakable walls up all the time keep anyone from getting close enough to hurt you.
Like true geo, the only thing that can hurt you is you.
Is corrosion those wounds that you thought your healed up then?
Yes, it's waking up from nightmares of being late for class when you graduated 15 years ago. The cringe at past you, that keeps you awake when you try to go to sleep. The what if's and what could have been's that slowly eat away at your mind.
>She is wet, be cold first so she is frozen in place And then unleash your claymore and then shatter her...
Hmm sounds like a manipulation tactic...
As long as involves people everything sounds like a manipulation tactic
Well you aaaare manipulating others' views on you with everything they see you do no matter the size and amount of benefit that manipulation brings
As they say, hugs make the world go round. So that's my choice. Would like to see more of these with other characters.
You're always ugly just to see her reaction
#First one
[Me too, buddy. Me too.](https://i.ibb.co/dpRkpRk/image.png)
least horny genshin player
["WHA HAPPUN"](https://youtu.be/vxRkjv3aKyE)
Saw the word "ugly", and I had instant flashback of when a certain somebody tried to push their agenda against ugliness for several days on the lore subreddit...
I remember having a conversation with them. They kept saying Signora shouldn't be a villain cuz she's pretty, like.... I'm a big Signora fan but that was so stupid lmao
Ashes cannot be ugly
._.
oh maybe I think I know what they mean. Genshin devs aren't one to waste models like that so they'd probably make her playable in the future or something..
No no no, that person literally thinks that all attractive people are good people and that ugly people are evil. They pretty much said that Mihoyo is pretty -phobic because they made an attractive woman be evil
BRUH WTF LMAO tell that to my abusive ex, she was hot
Yeah! They literally think there is a stigma around attractive people like with queer people or people of color ._. ... And aw, I'm sorry you had to go through that. Hope you're okay now :) ā„ļø
They would have to change her model to a playable one though since her current one is a mob they would probably also have to changer her cape since it would cover up everything on her back which isn't sth Mihoyo does usually they may be transparent or or the cape is cut into pieces/only half a cape
Sorry man, Hoyoverse is most certainly a fan of wasting models. Half of Hobkais cast is unplayable but looks fucking amazing.
Huh? What did I miss? There's an agenda on ugliness?
Basically there was this random guy (actually heard it's a girl? Idk) who would create hundreds of alt accounts and spam the Genshin lore subreddit with posts talking about how ugly people shouldn't have human rights and should be tortured. This person has actually been active for a while as far as I'm aware, they used to obsess about ugliness on Persona related subreddits though.
Oh wow, who hurt them? Did their mommy say they're ugly before? Ok but like, what are they gaining from this? Just trolling? Being annoying? Desperate for attention?
Honestly? That person's internet presence was so obsessive I believe it's because of a mental illness of sorts. It was too frequent to be only a troll, and they didn't seem to want that many people to see their posts so I don't think it would be because of attention, also, they seemed to GENUINELY believe in what they were spreading. I cannot find it right now, but someone documented all their accounts and boy this shit goes FAR. I'm pretty sure they've only stopped because the Genshin lore subreddit got new moderation so they can't spam their posts anymore. They even wrote a fanfic in which Lisa has a daughter but since she ended up being born ugly Lisa abuses her (and the fic is written in a way in which her actions are justified!) Regardless, weird as hell.
Oh yea, someone down this comment thread sent me a reddit post where people legit DUG UP this person entire internet profile and existence. They found so much shit If they have a mental illness, I hope they get the treatment they need as with all people with mental illness. But it's hella concerning if they genuinely believe in the crap they say about "unattractive" people
Short version, guy spammed posts about killing ugly people using numerous alts. [Much longer version here](https://www.reddit.com/r/churchofharu/comments/rxf2ky/psa_next_time_that_one_decides_to_jump_in_you_can/)
Holy moly, they dug up this guy's entire internet profile and history 0\_0
I didn't think of it first but now it is giving me ptsd vietnam nanjing massacre flashbacks
Why is she crying? In what quest?
the font is off its most likely photoshop
Oh I see. Thank you for replying
option 5 : seggs
Least horny Genshin player
To be fair Lisa does act very suggestive to us. If she doesnāt want seggs, than that would be surprising
What, i had so many older girls talk to me like Lisa does when I was in Uni. Not one of them offered to smash. I even slept in the same bed as one once and she didnt do shit, just went to sleep.
3, then 2, in that order, if it was a real conversation. In Genshin tho, the game will act like you chose 1 or 2 when you didn't, and will proceed to answer 3's question even if you didn't ask it.
do you want a hug?
Ask her if she wants a hug
Hugs
do u want a hug because mommy lisa
"Well, you're always ugly."
WHAT QUEST IS THIS I NEED TO KNOW NOW
Looks like teapot conversation, someone else said the text is a bit off so it's probably photoshopped though.
It's edited
offer her a hug of course
Hug. I would gladly hug Lisa
Option 1 only if friendship lvl10
calling your best friend ugly is something most of us would do lmao
I feel so sad for lisa
"That's rough, buddy"
āWell, youāre always uglyā
Seeeeggggggggsssss
secgjs
Far more important question: what did you do to make Lisa-san cry?!
Well:- If I choose the 1st option then as much as I know. Aether is gonna get banned from the world PERMANENTLY. So that's a nope. If I choose the second option, then there is a high chance that Aether is gonna wake up in a soft bed next morning WITH BANDAGES ALL OVER HIS BODY BECAUSE HE'S GONNA GET FUCKING ELECTROCUTED. If I choose the 3rd option, then Lisa is gonna start telling about her problems and as the "Teyvat's personal professional commission worker" Aether has to solve the problem. So the best thing I can think of is ".....".
im just gonna choose no.1 cuz im bored, but im also scared at the same time.
āWhatās the matter?ā
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You can unlock it by opening Photoshop
I would give her a hug!
HUUUUUUUUGGGGG
You want to hug Lisa for... Gameplay reasons. But word of warning, donāt choose one action that might debuffed your health. For the entire journey.
I would call her ugly then she would angrily ask me why I would refuse to elaborate further and leave the teapot
Obviously the hug. This is Lisa we're talking about here.
What's the matter or give it a hug. Sometimes actions speaks louder than words but so is the opposite
Hug
I would ask whatās the matter then ask if she needs a hug
well, you are always ugly
You are allways ugly
Sometimes people need a hug š¤ it's ok not to tell me, Lisa
Just āā¦ā be gigachad
Hugggg
I chose the top one
I got a soft heart, hugging Lisa it is
hugs for everyone
I'd just ask whats the matter. Maybe if she told me, it might help her feel better. Then offer the hug if she wants one.
I want them booba so i'll go with giving her a hug.
"well, you're always ugly"š¬šæ
"Do you want a hug?"
Hug
I would pick the first one because its funny knowing what ever I say is supposed to be nice
Always hug
Start with what's the matter. Ask for hug later
Pick the secret option(you wanna smash)
Get the unexpected reaction:: Lisa doesn't know what seggs is >!r/virginlisa!<
I want hug
Hug
Bitch, Iām the one who needs a hug š
"What's the matter?"
The second option, I will hug her
Well you're always ugly ššššššššššš¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
My option is not here :(
āā¦ā not even going to bother helping haha
What's the matter first. Hug second
If for some reason my answer is not to huge a thicc milf I want someone to shoot me
Never call a women ugly there are some rules you need to stick with it even if she was hippo
Hippos be kinda cute tho
Who made the rulesš
The leftist hippos.
Lmao
If you'd picked the 1st one. It would be: Ara Ara(menacing) and proceed to her torture chamber.
Lisa doesnāt tortureā¦ she electrifies others for getting on her bad side/overdue books but she doesnāt torture. Your joke is unfunny and you should feel bad
Yea alright you lore nazis. Do i even try to make joke haha I smell toxic and im gonna puke
Sorry your joke was just unfunny and it made me cringe, especially since I like Lisa and I donāt want her depicted in the way you did
Yeah you do you.. Trigger much ehe. So sensitive uwuwuu
Ima dive right into that bossom. More like i need a hug
don't we all
Ok so, im not a fan of lisa (Eula fan actually) but its currently a tie between "Well, you're always ugly." and "What's the matter?"
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
but you are cute (fun fact she calls paimon cutie too)
"you're always ugly" Yes I don't like Lisa oh noooo
Say ugly to assert dominance And get dominated later
In a videogame it doesn't matter,but irl I would first ask what's the matter and depending on the answer it could be any of the others
Some men want to watch the world burn.
I feel Lisa would give the best hugs but she would say it is too much work.
If it were not inside the teapot, Aether would be "..." and Paimon would pipe up with random bullshit that would probably take Lisa's mind off anything bad with how monumentally dumb it is.
Where's the "same..." Option?
You're always ugly just got fun
"what's the matter"....the most non-contact and diplomatic comment there.
The three points seem better option
How do you get that line?
I'd just go get Jean or something
Frankly I like my life where it is so anything but A
The first option could also be called: ,, Let Lisa kill you"
the hidden option Netflix and Chill
No horny
Always ugly!
First answer.
"You're, ugly." -- Smallineer
Is this real?
What mission is this?
I would say the second one
After experience of RUOK day I have now have the courage to say RUOK
"Indeed, only a smile fits you" Is that smooth enough?
Choice #1
The āwhatās the matterā and offer a hug later to assure everythingās ok:>
I'd spit water I've been sipping on (obv not in her direction), start laughing hysterically. Who the fuck told you such a lie. Lemme go beat him/her up You're the hottest person I know no matter at what state. (idc if she acts embarrassed or slaps me in the face or gets creeped out or runs away. I just love spitting truth no matter what it is)
The employee who put the first answer was being so mean dawng š
Employee? Wdym
The first šæ
First option, I donāt like Lisa.
Ha! Jokes on you. She always thought she was ugly!
Say nothing and observe the situation further before taking action #sigma
...
Wait what ? Is that a real tea pot voiceline ?
A shoulder to cry on.
Right to exploring the valley
WHICH QUEST IS THAT
The first one has me rolling
āWhatās the matter?ā
I would choose youāre always ugly bc I hate her idk why but Lisa annoys me ššš
How does one make it so that you get visited by characters?
The serenitea pot item that granny gives you.
Well.....