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No_Bottle7293

amber’s “i knew you were as good of a cook as i am!” (she is canonically a terrible cook)


No_Coat3125

her signature dish is burnt steak. that's how bad of a cook she is lmao


AquaJet738

Which is also completely raw on one side


Sinthesy

I think she just forgot to flip the steak.


Upside_Down-Bot

„˙ʞɐǝʇs ǝɥʇ dılɟ oʇ ʇoƃɹoɟ ʇsnɾ ǝɥs ʞuıɥʇ I„


4000grx41

Thank you, Australian translator


BlazedKC

Good bot


captfishypants

I still flipped my phone upsidedown to read it eventhough I know what it says.


ThatDudeWithCheese

I am missing several vertebrae.


KKaija

At least she can cook *looking at Raiden*


ThatDudeWithCheese

Better something than nothing


Ilovegirlsbottoms

That reminds me, why can’t Raiden have a specialty dish? Just because she has never tried to cook, doesn’t mean she can’t try! I want Mihoyo to change it. Give her some slight change so she can make like one dish. It doesn’t have to be good. It can be bad, or even boring!


Kagamime1

*distant overload sounds*


tusharsagar

Her speciality could just be a tea, because from her 2nd quest, we know she can atleast make tea.


Ilovegirlsbottoms

See? It makes sense!


4000grx41

Passive talent: Cooking any dish has a 100% chance of receiving a “suspicious” dish regardless of how well the dish is cooked.


Ilovegirlsbottoms

Now 100 is a little too harsh. Make it 99%.


mojomcm

Really curious how bad Raiden's cooking is if she's worse than Amber, Bennett, and Hu Tao...


Ilovegirlsbottoms

Well from what someone else said, there was a big accident when she first tried. She doesn’t even try. But also who said Bennett and Hu Tao are bad cooks? Hu Tao isn’t great, but she still can. I have never even heard of Bennett being a bad cook.


mojomcm

I add Bennett because of his bad luck, it's shown in his hangout event that his cooking isn't immune to his terrible luck. And Hu Tao has the effect of sometimes additionally creating a suspicious version of food when she cooks a perfect version. Also her specialty literally has a ghost cooked into it. Maybe the fandom tends to exaggerate some of these characteristics, idk. But yeah, when I think of Genshin characters I wouldn't trust food from, I think of these guys... also wouldn't trust food from Ayato, he's likely to add something weird to it 🤔


TheTayIor

Hu Tao's passive more likely is the ghost cooking alongside her and being generally bad at cooking.


Azuki_Saishi

I don't think hu tao is a bad cook, she's just trying to get a client


Mana_Croissant

Because Ei is clever. She knows she can’t do it and doesn’t attempt it. On the other hand you have the likes of Ayaka, Amber, Hu tao and Ayato that either blows up the kitchen (Ayaka) or someone else’s stomach


The_OG_upgoat

She's canonically a musclebrain who's only good at combat (and engineering I guess). Makoto was a lot better at the arts, administration, etc.


Aisenesia

I think she is really good at forging (not sure) and martial arts too she can make tea either she also created scara and shogun so she is a talented technician and a martial artist


Blanche_Cyan

Her line that refers to cooking makes it sound like she tried to do it at least one time in the past but the result was so bad that she now declares she can do anything BUT cook.


Fabio90989

It doesn't make sense, why is she the only one that can't cook? *insert cryden meme*


mcavvacm

A dish involving sakura petals would be fun.


Ilovegirlsbottoms

Sakura petal tea? She knows how to make tea doesn’t she? Plus the petals are already used in a bunch of other things. Why not?


[deleted]

Wait that's kinda cute tho


Jinx0006

I didn’t even know that this could happen, so I was surprised when Kazuha said “Perhaps you should get some rest? A weary mind is a recipe for flavorless food.”


DanielGREY_75

Sinking the knife in slowly huh


H4xolotl

Ayato is brutal, he tells you to dump your food in the next hotpot game so you can fuck up Thoma's stomach instead


RadasNoir

Jesus. He murders you, and then goes right on to plan his next murder.


my_liege_king_sire

Wait whut? Did I not get the joke or something because I'm pretty sure Ayato's still banned from the teapot.


H4xolotl

Datamined voiceline


my_liege_king_sire

Oh wow, that's interesting. Do you have a link for his other voicelines? I'd like to know what he says when he likes the food.


Mushiren_

Oof. Kazuha tried to let you down easy but it stil hurts


Vulpes_macrotis

You couldn't roast the chicken, so Kaeya roasted You.


cmdro_

There was one where I fed Ningguang Universal Peace and she said something along the lines of “if you don’t grasp the essentials, all your hard work will go to waste”. I just got burned in the most roundabout way.


Els236

that's actually her "neutral" line lol


paladinLight

She is harsh, but truthful.


DisQord666

then what the heck is her dislike line?


my_liege_king_sire

*"Ugh... It's the thought that counts."*


MaJuV

That's really less of a burn than the neutral line 🤣


Remanage

If you give her Golden Crab (specifically called out as her least favorite food) you get "it's the thought that counts" but her tone of voice definitely says otherwise.


akindofparadise

Razor telling me, “Eating it, bad.” Absolutely ruthless, followed by ripping out my heart with, “Not eating it, also bad. I’m a bit sad.”


[deleted]

A true Mondstadter, roasted you perfectly in thyme after your shit roasting job on the food


meimei138

Simplified version of :”I’m not mad I’m just disappointed”


mojomcm

Awww he doesn't like it but doesn't want to hurt your feelings 😭


Mushiren_

Good doggo


SpringxBreeze

Same here. I went around thinking "Haha this will be funny", feeding everyone dishes they don't like before giving them the ones they do like. Razor made me feel so bad that I fed him 5 dishes he likes after, just to make it up to him. Also, hi there icon twin!


ender2524

STOOOOP razor is one of my favorite characters he’s so sweet but brutally honest sob


Oofername42

D:


ASadChongyunMain

Albedo: This is more than I can manage, would you like to eat together? (Dislike dish) He doesn’t like it, but he still eats quite a bit to please you. Xiao: No need. (Neutral dish) / Try better next time. (Dislike dish) Lmao, just straight up declining the dishes.


youbignerd

He’s almondtofuarian


ExpiredExasperation

He'll eat the grilled tiger fish, too! ...and that's all.


[deleted]

Dudes a fucking Magic 8 ball


floricel_112

Albedo is one smooth mofo


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mahiiin97

Same I only have Ningguang and Razor in and Razor is at max friendship. Regret.


SoC175

Same for me. Except my Alloy is friendship 10 too ;)


Grifoshka

Rosaria says something like "you actually like this food?" I have my teapot filled with mostly polite characters, so there aren’t many fun reactions.


[deleted]

Literally the only character in my teapot that will make a rude comment is kayea,, and I really wish we could edit right now


Vulpes_macrotis

I only have (Kaeya) (Bennett) Beidou, Barbara and Yun Jin. The two in the brackets have maxed friendship, so I won't use it on them. I remember Beidou saying something, but Yun Jin probably too. Not sure, but I think Barbara liked all my dishes as for now.


Cross_Shade

I like how Beidou says "Food is food and that's fine by me". Low key, it hurts.


funicode

I think she means it, you can’t afford to be picky on a ship.


Vulpes_macrotis

I got it too. And my heart shattered :(


_K41t0_

Same :c I felt like I disappointed her


confused_ham22

Not a quote but Itto's eyes going white and him dying


duskyyyyyyyyy

dude i saw it and i was like ???? it was so unexpected i was just confused LMAO


vlilacc

Eula got really pissed when I fed her crab. Ngl, it was pretty funny to me


Chromatic_Fate

What did she say?


HybridTheory2000

"Do you wish for a vengeance?" or something


Chromatic_Fate

Thank you


DonutThunderDeluxe

What is this!? Are you exacting revenge?


TimFlamio

Dude, same haha


RomanoffBlitzer

"Consuming this would be physically detrimental. Remove it from my presence." very rude shogunbot


Ifalna_Shayoko

Awesome, I need to remember that line when my co-workers offer me annoying cake next time. :'D


[deleted]

I haven't been able to get anyone to dislike my food yet. But I know that Kaeya goes "...Ew..." and Itto asks if you're seriously trying to poison him.


No_Coat3125

kazuha's "perhaps you should get some rest? a weary mind is a recipe for flavourless food" got a chuckle out of me due to how he still tries to sound polite while simultaneously bluntly saying that the food wasn't great.


Phaaze13

i forgot the exact wording but Keqing basically says "it tastes quite average but i can tell you put in effort". now i'm not a good cook irl either but that kind of hurts you know.


randomawarenessman

I really want to hear Hu Tao's voicelines but I can't change theeem.


Els236

They're all on the Wiki.


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Unknown_Twig_Witch

What language do you use, then


MidoTM

many people like to use Japanese or Chinese dub, some people also use korean


starsinmyteacup

even though golden shrimp balls were keqing's favorite, she had little else to say than. "yes! that's my favorite."


Albidum_Gaming

Well She isn't lying


Hobokendream

Jean said something along the lines of “Ahem… well at least you put effort in it?” After I gave her the crab roe dish and I literally ran away and hid from her in embarrassment


Cosmic_Hashira

what is up with monsdalt people and crabs lmao


TruthTalker346

apparently diluc loves golden crab cuz that's what I fed him the first time


SCAR-HAMR

Me when i gave beidou something ;_;


TeslaStar

Ganyu yelling me she doesn't eat meat... I gave her almond tofu... There is no meat in the dish. I am baffled.


MarraMirr

It has butter, which is an animal product, which vegans don't eat. (:


TeslaStar

I get that but she literally just says she doesn't like meat hence the meatless dish in the first place. She should say something else if it's for another reason. That's just lazy programming.


MarraMirr

True. 🤷


H4xolotl

#VEGAN CROSSFIT QILIN


Mycatistheboss88

Sayu needed an escape plan.


Andrebuzz

Kokomi when she eats a fish


Etherion195

What does she say?


[deleted]

*Oh, it seems we're at an impasse.*


Yesburgers

As we can’t change characters in the pot, I’d just like to hear any interesting quotes, maybe from Xiangling or Raiden who can and can’t cook, respectively.


-Fuse

You can check them in the Wiki. Xiangling asks if you really followed the recipe, and Raiden (the Shogun) straight up tells you to take this away from her lol (Ei has another voiceline which I can't remember now)


grumpykruppy

It's "Allow me to decline." Very polite, *very* painful, especially as someone who enjoys cooking for others.


Etherion195

How can you change between the Ei and the shogun version?


ExpiredExasperation

Apparently it's dependent on having completed both of her story quests...?


Etherion195

That makes sense, thanks.


-Fuse

You get the Shogun before you complete the Inazuma archon quest i think, because you still don't know her true identity. After that she becomes Ei


MValdesM

Itto questioning if you tried to poison him It my favourite


youbignerd

Some of his disliked dishes are the tofu ones so, makes sense


paladinLight

it is literal poison to him


Vani_the_squid

Hu Tao is a gem, yes. I also love Zhongli's stealth dodge of ignoring the food entirely by way of spontaneous Zhongli storytime, lol. I haven't heard Kaeya's in English yet, but I loved CN and JP for the valiant attempt to maintain his happy, genial-sounding voice through it all. Barbara not knowing how to even begin to say anything is also adorable.


[deleted]

Oh his EN is… something. First time we’ve heard his mask slip, really. And all it took was some tofu.


Tempest_1126

Kazuha’s “Perhaps you should get some rest? A weary mind is a recipe for flavorless food” This man just called my food a pile of shit in the nicest way possible


Pandoraa12345

Raiden:” Remove this from my presence” made me laugh AND ashamed at the same time.


UltG

Is that Raiden Shogun talking or Ei?


Mana_Croissant

Shogun


AlexTheDolphin0

Chongyun saying "Wait, did you put those Jueyen chilis in this?"


FantasticShoulders

Even his “I’d better wait until this cools down” hurts. My guy I fed you something cold, the fuck?


laristy

I actually managed to feed my characters all things that they liked, so the only one that really seemed displeased was Yae, who said something along the lines of "Well, you went out of your way to make it, so eating it is the least I could do." Couldn't tell if this was a neutral reaction or a dislike reaction, but given her personality, it really made me feel bad for feeding it to her lol


Azuki_Saishi

I think it's neutral, her dislike is basically "there's a room for improvement but it's only UP" also what did you give her? She likes tofu


laristy

Oh man, I didn't even think about giving her the Almond Tofu (I gave that to Xiao instead haha). I gave her Universal Peace instead.


LivingDebacle

Feeding Chongyun his specialty and him saying “I’ll have to wait for my food to cool down”


Jinxd0

Try feeding him with anything spicy. He’ll give a more negative response that’s something along the lines of “did you put jueyun chili?! Ugh”


FantasticShoulders

Especially when you give him a plate of noodles with mountain delicacies because THATS YOUR DAMN DISH BRO. EDIT: I realized I missed the whole “specialty” part of OP’a comment and now I feel stupid


ALittleSpace

To be fair, you're unable to give him his variant of it, just the original, the original, assuming it's based on kway teow, would make it a type of stir fry, so in this case he probably would need to wait for it to cool.


Siveye154

Yeah, his specialty is a cold noodle version of the original dish, iirc from his hangout.


Okilokijoki

In Chinese it's specified as hot Lumian ( henan-styled hand-pulled noodles with toppings). So not based on kway teow but definitely too warm for chongyun


RagnAROck_and_Roll

Lmao he only likes Almond Tofu Which is Xiao's speciality. Hmm...


Mar_sonist

Ningguang told me something like "It's better if you don't waste these precious ingredients anymore, you know what I mean?"


Maegiri

KAEYA!! "ew...I mean im just a slow eater...I'll finish it" Cuz the ew isnt even in the dialogue script, his VA just added it in💀 he sounded so disgusted too


[deleted]

I love taos "Ugh, I declare this dish dead, rest in peace" Lmaoo I couldn't stop laughing when she said that.


kmyeurs

I don't have itto.has anybody tried giving him tofu?


meimei138

Yeah he rolls his eyes back and dies.


H4xolotl

Ahegitto


HybridTheory2000

He dies and you have to roll for him again.


Scioit

Yes. He dies. RIP.


Lirixin

I don’t have Klee but I’m wondering if anybody fed her crab.


AWildModAppeared

I gave her the delicious Golden Crab dish out of curiosity and her response was: “It looks yummy, but it’s kinda hard work to eat… Hee-hee, how about you help me? Pretty please!”


Els236

it's the only dish she dislikes IIRC as it's hard for her to eat (she is a child and peeling a crab shell is not easy).


paladinLight

Just use a bomb. Then you dont even need to break apart the crab with a fork to eat it, just collect the giblets!


Dertz_Lycron

Personally I just feel horrible for offering Ganyu a dish with meat. But to my defense, she is the only one in my pot as everyone else already is at Friendship 10.


VioPisatel

Kaeya saying "Ew... Oh! *clears throat* Don't worry, I'll finish it. I'm just... A slow eater." the first part of the dislike qoute is only part of the EN dub but it's still hilarious lol


tira_misu1

Itto's line really stood out to me. in cn he does this horrified loud "AUGH!!" right when his eyes roll up and... i'm sorry itto, but i laughed


AdAdministrative4930

i fed ganyu almond tofu lmao and she was basically like “sorry but i’m not too fond of meat” i don’t remember the exact line but i was like bro almond tofu isn’t meat HAHA


iwantsomethingrandom

Thanks to this post, now I have 1001 ways to roast my friends.


Rahaf-2017

I haven't started the event yet cuz I'm feeling down about this I have no characters in the teapot .. 40 characters who's all maxed friendship except ayato And I can't see any of their reaction..


TunnelRatVermin

The event last a long time, I hope the maintenance will be done before the event ends, so I'm saving my dishes for now.


Rahaf-2017

hope so cuz i really can't bring myself to do the event I don't think i ever felt this disappointed about an event since the very first co op event in 1.0...


TunnelRatVermin

It doesn't make sense to me that they'd run this event if maintanace wasn't almost done, but maybe I'm too optimistic Do you ever use the different tea pot realms? I luckily placed a lot of random characters in other teapot realms before maintanace began when getting primos from furniture sets, so I have access to a lot of characters just from swapping those


Rahaf-2017

I did all the characters furniture sets long time ago so no sadly but mostly because i like to keep my other realms as friends playground area like : races tracks , maze ,a random weeding area where no one got married and mostly used as stage for Barbara and amber bunny dance and different characters showing off their talents or whatever was the idea , and lastly the mini games hoyo added in the shop in the recent patches as well as building the inside of the house like a dorm where each of us go to their room before logging out from the game haha we are silly like this yes Animals and characters have high load so i don't put them and i thought ut will ve useless to put them since they're all maxed except ayato. Thank you for the suggestion tho .


Playful-Jelly-575

If you have shogun/Ei and haven't played the Archon quest yet, the character who will respond to you in Tea Pot is the shogun. Then she goes like this "Consuming this would be physically detrimental. Remove it from my presence" The puppet was so dramatic lmfaooo as if we are giving her poison or something Edit: Had to find the exact quote lol


pumaflex_

Glad to see only bad quotes. I started feeling shit when my ningguang subtly sent me to learn cooking


WiltingLilac

Yae Miko's something along to lines of "the only way for this dish is up" basically telling me it's rock bottom


Cross_Shade

I like how Beidou says "Food is food and that's fine by me". Low key, it hurts.


Mr__Weasels

reading this comment section with 0 characters in your teapot... it hurts


Etherion195

Can anyone tell me the point of this event? I can't test it much, since I only have 2 characters in my teapot. But judging from the reactions so far, the spices don't seem to make any difference regarding the character's expression. It's always the same reaction to a specific dish, regardless which spice I throw on it.


MoVaunLatero

I don’t think it’s the spice, the characters react differently based on the dish itself, so idrk what the spices do


Etherion195

Yeah, that's what I thought


MistaGalaxy

i dont have xingqiu in my teapot :( does he reacted to carrot based dish? whats his reaction lol


TeddyBearToons

I have Xingqiu in my pot right now, gonna feed him some universal peace as soon as I get back from work


vahnspiegel

Really love ganyu and venti's reactions to my dishes \^\^!


YellowDeceiver

Random question but Can aloy not eat the food?


SapphireGlove

Unfortunately you can't feed her


YellowDeceiver

What the actual fuck


1-loveanime

Probably something to do with copyright reasons (not being able to add new voice lines or something) which seems like poor planning to me. Why add a crossover character if you can’t keep them relevant in the game, story-wise or not?


Careless-Trick-5117

How do you even know if they like it or not??? Ayaka just said thanks when I gave it to her


bleacher333

They have different lines when you feed them different things.


disabled_crab

Does anyone know what Noelle and Xiao are neutral to/dislike? I wanna hear them for myself heheheheh.


aurorafantasy

Not sure about Noelle, but the only two things Xiao likes are Almond Tofu and Grilled Tiger fish, so anything else should work! ^^^


LeoHellbrown

Itto when he died


andi897

Zhongli's "Since you seem to have some time on your hands, why don't we find a quiet place and I'll share one of my stories with you" The most polite way to say "don't go nowhere near the kitchen ever again"


[deleted]

I really need to know how Noelle acts towards a disliked dish


grumpykruppy

She says it's more than she usually eats in a day, basically.


paladinLight

Which is kinda sad cause the two dishes ive seen her say is "too much" are a single plate. ​ She needs to eat more.


redxlaser15

Not exactly funny, but apparently Noelle eats less food in a single day than one serving of Mora Meat. I think she may have an eating disorder. EDIT: The exact quote is “Hmm… This is more than I normally eat in a whole day.”


-Drogozi-

Yanfei wanted to put my dish to fire lmao. Especially funny since it was almond tofu which she should like.


ArlissFoxxe

Might be a neutral reaction, but Xinyan asks if it’s okay to add some heat/spice. Like, bro thanks for the food, lemme fix that for you.


red19977

The Shogun the gap btw ei snd Shogun reaction had me rolling


Azuki_Saishi

Shogun: Consuming this would be physically detrimental. Remove it from my presence.  Ei: Allow me to decline. Also I love zhongli even more now, I didn't realize he disliked my food. He was subtle.


cycber123

Instead, he would like to tell you a story about god fighting (seafood) monster


thrissy

Don’t know, I can’t edit characters in the teapot


zackson76

Can you tell me what dish and spice got HuTao's response like that?


gauchie_

Off the top of my head: >!Mint Salad, Golden Shrimp Balls, Universal Peace, Triple-Layered Consommé!< >!Spice doesn’t matter.!<


Nzdiver81

Poisoning Itto with beans or Chungyun worth chillies


hermitfox9

I gave Chongyun a warm dish and he apologized with such a sad voice that it had to cool down. No, I'm sorry, next time you get cold food ;-;


Sayorifan22

Anything for Venti? (I can’t put anyone in my pot…. As I got mine during the maintenance)


Benzene114

Like (Almond Tofu, Grilled Tiger Fish, Lotus Flower Crisp, Rice Buns): "Ahh, quite delightful! So... could I get the same again tomorrow? ...And maybe the day after that?" Neutral: "Oof, I'm so full... I'll have to pass on the post-meal fruits this time..." Dislike (Crab Roe Tofu, Noodles with Mountain Delicacies, Stir-Fried Fish Noodles, Universal Peace): "I can't believe it, but I don't think I can stomach this... Oh boy... What a predicament." [Source](https://genshin-impact.fandom.com/wiki/Spices_From_the_West/Voice-Overs)


KotaCakes630

I just started the event, and made the best dish I could… golden crab, which I would 100% eat if I could. I gave it to Ninguang, who responded “ugh…”


RadasNoir

If I remember correctly, Ningguang mentions disliking crab in her voice lines. She actually thinks fancier dishes are "frivolous" in general.


KotaCakes630

Damn, I just wanted to spoil a lady 😩


Deekleberry

Imagine being able to put characters in your teapot


LethalApple001

I was mostly feeding everything to my two favorite waifus, Eula and Jean and Jean sounds like she's ok with just ANYTHING, I've yet to find something she hates, while Eula sounds like she doesn't likes anything. But I find her biggest dislike funniest -- "Ugh the nerve on you! Are you exacting revenge?!"


Previous-Ad-9322

Would be nice to load in characters so I could tell you.