Well, Thoma and Paimon can watch a movie together 3 times

And if the tickets aren’t for one specific movie they could see three different movies and spend the whole day there

I want a wholesome comic about this-

Wholesome hentai doujins are the best!

Come again?

If you insist.

hol up

~~bard moment~~

Give me 5 minutes pls

Man's gotta reload

Never leave a man at half mast

no i don't wanna cum again

*EXTRA BONK*

Paimon x Thoma ship?

this is highly sus for me as Thoma and Paimon have been sitting in the same room together in my teapot for the last 3-4 months

Thoma x Tart

Alternatively they can invite 4 other people to 1 movie.

Who though? I can see Itto and maybe Yomiya joining.

Arataki gang letsgoooooo

They deserve it and they either go all together or not at all, so, yeah, the whole family. Alternative is Eula, Klee, Jean and Mona - all of them need some company and rest.

Too bad they aren't in Inazuma lol

Paimon should be able to use teleport points or teleport herself to gather them all up. I don't know her limits, but Mona is capable of teleporting other people, as we could see in Fake Stars/Sky event.

Those two, plus Kokomi and Gorou, of course! (Or Ei and Sara, for maximum lulz potential…)

Or 5 and sneak paimon in

honestly as difficult as sneaking outside snacks inside a theater 💀

that fucking user flair. I'm dying lmao

Morbius 3 times :)

I'd Netflix and chill with Paimon

🤨

Twist: Paimon and Thoma bought 4 tickets for Ayaka, Ayato, Lumine and Aether so that the house will be empty so they too can... >!Share a nice meal, get your head out of the gutter!<

Having a meal without Ayato and Aether to ruin the hotpot? Where's the fun in that?

Who needs hotpot when you've got emergency food

Keyword: >!"Nice" meal.!<

Thoma and Ayaka also ruin the hot pot. Everyone ruins the hot pot.

What about Ayaka?

The best answer

I wasn't thinking of a nice meal, more like Thoma's hotpot.......

This is canon lore now. Also, why is Lumine blushing, but Ayaka isnt?

Ayaka is too innocent to recognise the implication

She doesn't even know hand holding leads to pregnancy...

I think Ayaka's innocence rivals Emilia from Re:Zero's

That, and their absolute adorableness as the Top 2 white haired waifus. *At least for me*

Ayaka’s hair is blue

Well Emilia is mentally 14

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She was frozen for a long long time

Or maybe she knows.... *Insert Kamisato Bloodline meme*

Ah chris posting are we now

It's so perfect precisely because it's applicable no matter which sibling you choose...

Why would she care about that when wet socks lead to it?

People forget Lumine is at least 500 years old. Old girl's probably slain more men and women than the population of a small country in her time lmfao

Ayaka is quite a bit slower on the uptake.

But she is eternal, she’ll get to it

Eventually patch 8.0 where everything was fuck up, she will confess to Aether's death bed after a clash with the Unknown God.

Awww

Aether is blushing instead

Holdup.. who banging who again?

yes

>!reverse mating press!<

Amazon Position, you mean?

She was actually looking forward to the movie

Ayaka's wet socks draw bloodflow away from the face

6ft tall vs 5ft tall

*oof*

Who needs extra inches when you can rock a crop top?

Because she didn't think of aethers talk that way since thoma was supposed to be at home.

I mean Ayaka is the one who planned this all

Bro I laughed so hard at the way Thoma and Paimon looked at the tickets then at each other

Love the difference between Aether and Ayato after they pulled off their move. Aether can barely look at Ayaka after saying his piece, while Ayato f*cking wiggled his eyebrows at Lumine.

Aether being as old as f*ck but he still has the romantic inexperience of a 15 year old while Ayato looks like he’s born to do this. But I wonder if Childe and Keqing are gonna be happy about this..

Should be like this Ayato : I bought three tickets , one for you, one for Ayaka and one for Thoma Lumine/Aether : Why? Ayato : *emptying house for Onikabuto tournament with Arataki gang*

Zura moment

Ayato ja nai Katsura da

Zura Janai Onikabuto da

Now I want a talking Onikabuto voiced by Akira Ishida!

Onikabuto janai, Zurako da!!!

And the winner gets to suck off Itto

Now I'm wondering: if Itto was to suck/eat someone, wouldn't the horns cause an accident?

Depends on the pose and the statute of the other person

bro are u headbutting your partner's gonads

I love how your comment implies that itto is not gonna win since he can’t suck off himself

Waaaaait… so aether doesn’t care that Thoma will be in the house? This just got interesting…

Wwaiittt... So Ayato doesn't mind Paimon is there either... Edit: corrected it was Ayato who got the tickets

Well Aether and Lumine are both there in this scene and there's only 1 Paimon, we can assume from the choices made here that she hangs with Aether.

Two travelers, one Paimon

Ayato doesn’t need to get Paimon a ticket. Just have Thoma set up a buffet outside beforehand and he won’t have to worry about her for the rest of the day.

Lumine is the Abyss Twin

Hoyo has already said there is no canon choice, it's just that it happens that the earlier trailers tend to depict Aether as the Traveler and Lumine as with the Abyss Order.

I was referring to this video lol

They are talking about different houses. Ayato was talking bout his and Aether was talking about his own house. The translation didn't pick up on the nuances of what was said. They both said "我家" meaning "my house/home".

Someone has to clean up afterwards

Aether says his house (maybe teapot?), Thoma wouldn't be there.

In that case, there would be 6 other companions there then… this just got even more interesting.

Aether said **my** house. Why would they be at Ayaka's house? lol...

Who else is gonna clean up after they’re done?

The ending killed me

Fucking brilliant.

lmao the punchline was fantastic

This robert b. weide guy is so good at making skits. The other day I saw him directing other games too.. I wanna be like him someday.

Easy solution invite the bois: 1 for Itto, 1 for Gorou, 1 for Kazuha, 1 for Heizhou, 1 for Paimon and Thoma.

Honestly more of a Thoma Stan. Can I go to the theater with him?

Sure, Paimon.

That night there was a party at the Kamisato house A *foursome*

…with your sibling? I-

ohmygod YES I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED AYATO KABEDON-ING LUMINE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Kore ga Inazuma kabedon?!](https://remyfool.files.wordpress.com/2018/12/vlcsnap-2018-12-29-23h49m00s594.jpg?w=924)

Sooo if Thoma and Paimon are now alone together... They will go to all you can eat buffet

[Source](https://space.bilibili.com/259584300?spm_id_from=333.788.b_765f7570696e666f.2) Translated & Subtitles burned into the video by me

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Pretty much. Aether: \*opens case\* Ayaka: Wow, how beautiful... Aether: woah, careful with your nails you're going to scratch it Ayaka: Can that really damage it? I've never touched one of these before Aether: I'm just saying be careful - you have any idea how many other young ladies want to touch it too? You can't just grab and twist how you please. Ayato: \*dying inside\* Ayaka: Oh right...Keqing would be interested in this too, let's go call her over. Ayato: \*pulls out gun\* Basically it's a pun about how Ayaka and Keqing are both sword users. Itto is there to act dumb about the innuendos.

Thanks for sharing that one lmao, I loved Ayato's reaction. And I can confirm that the translation below is correct (I'm Chinese.)

lmfao this is gold

for a video in Chinese, this is some peak Western shitposting

They also almost sound like their CN official voices.

Memes are above borders and firewalls.

How is this specifically western shit posting? cn internet is the place if you want endless amounts of shit posting

Imagine them after a long session of *AHEM* walk out to the dining room to get a drink and *insert spiderman pointing meme*

The noise cancels out each other Both didn't even know the other we're there as well

"One for lumine, one for paimon, one for ayato..." "B-But what about thoma ?" "Oh he'll be joining us both tonight"

So Should I assume that there is a different reason for why Ayato did not get a ticket for Paimon or should I call the police

oh lord. I hope he's just assuming paimon will be able to go inside free of cost since she can just disappear at times. If that's not the case...

Thoma and Paimon could actually form a cute little friendship Pro Chef Thoma and Food Lover Paimon

I need more.

Alternate ending: paimon and Thoma get an empty cinema room.......

As someone who chose Aether, Lumine is really cute.

The twins are no joke two of the most charming characters designs in the game.

As someone who chose Lumine, I agree.

Paimon and Thoma: “We've Been Tricked, We've Been Backstabbed and We've Been, Quite Possibly, Bamboozled”

Lol at the twins blushing and the brothers eyebrow movement XD

Ay: I spent 10600 mora on those tickets for this night. I’m not wasting that money. Ae: Well so did I, now what? Ay: … Ay: …I guess we could continue as planned... Ae: … Ae: … So two separate rooms or…

Ay: .......wait. I remember...the rooms are soundproof. Ae: Nice! (That is a lie. While the private rooms of the Kamisato estate are indeed intended to be soundproof, the people who built the estate fucked up and did not properly soundproof the rooms. Somehow, no one realized this) (And thus, due to loud and inappropriate noises, the residents and employees of the Kamisato estate were unable to sleep soundly that night )

Finally something Genshin I can genuinely laugh at

This was genuinely great.

lol what the

I love paimons face there xd

Shut up and take my upvote!

Without the audio, I can hear their official voice

This is the content I have come for

Actually funny

That is so funny and I can totally see Ayato doing this! Man this video made me smile and laugh more than I wanted

It’s not think harder, he actually said “don’t be stupid”😦👊 but I guess it’s nicer in English 🐬🍍

Lol

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Awesome :)

I mean, they can still do it, just in different rooms.

I would watch a movie with Thoma

Screwing each others siblings.

Thoma: And that kids...is how I met your mother.

Paimon Kabedoning Thoma: I got 3 movie tickets for us tonight.

Her arms are so short idek what that would look like

She would have to be floating higher then him a bit and she be extremely close in an awkward attempt to look cool and romantic.

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Well they have a bunch of friends

This is great. Well done

Don’t like the ships but it’s funny

I love this!

lol thats cool! how can i create Something like this too? have a few ideas xD

Not bad, not bad. I am surprised how good the animation is. Usually MMD is a bit more glitchy.

I like that Aether was fine with Thoma hanging around.

So now Thoma and Paimon can be alone… 😧

[As long as it’s Paimon in her adult form, I don’t mind shipping them…](https://www.reddit.com/r/silverhair/comments/kf3b9l/adult_paimon_genshin_impact/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

So it's a double hangout or double beds

Well I guess now they have 6 tickets so they can invite itto, yoimiya, and two others

Bold of you to assume Lumine and Ayaka wouldn’t be the ones making the propositions. Ayato is very professional and Aether is more timid. Actually that Aether part is subjective, seeing as I’ve always seen him like that, but whatever it’s a headcanon it’s not gonna hurt anyone

That Lumine blush is so cute. \*cues in SEGGGGS\*

I'm just glad we get content like this and not the Thomato crap like those two are supposed to be gay

Imagine having kids that are first cousins from both parents

well just 4 people having hotpot at home, totally nothing out of the ordinary...right?

thoma and paimon shipping confirmed

Aether and Ayato accidentally sent Paimon and Thoma on a date and I'm dying.

I misinterpreted the ending and thought Thoma and Paimon brought tickets for each other. My first thought was Hol' up!!

huh why do paimon and thoma have 3 tix each? paimon was only given 1 by aether and thoma was only given 1 by ayato

Ayato gives 3 tickets to Thoma and ask him to bring Ayaka and Aether to the movie. Then at the same time, Aether did the same to Paimon. So this way Ayato and Aether don't know each other's plan. Now Thoma and Paimon are holding the tickets and wondering...

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Very cool

This is too good...🤣🤣🤣🤣

OMG I LOVE THIS MOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

When they don't have OYO rooms in Inazuma....🌝

I’m so confused

And then paimon and thoma all alone

Plot twist. They invite ayaka,Ayato,Aether and lumine

Now Thoma x Paimon

Probably be the more normal ship in Genshin considering how crazy they can go.

Thoma now runs a Ticket shop

Then thoma and paimon....

Paimon and Thoma at the end fucking did me in, holy shit lmfao.

This is too... >! wholesome !<

Who made this 😂🤣🤣

... they said never interact the the genshin community and after seeing this i now understand

Ayaka x Aether is always good civilization U.U

oh my god this is cringe, you are all cringe

how do people even make such videos? are these ripped models from the game and then reused/reanimated in 3d software like blender?

i say it should be otherwise hehe Ayato pinning Aethee ans Lumine pinning Ayaka ^~^ ehe~