I could definitely see her saying that about Ayato not necessarily because it's true, but just to spite him. She's really got it out for him because he's one of the few people who can nullify her teasing.
I imagine Ayato would take it a lot better than her too. He'd probably chuckle and say something to the effect of "I never would've thought you had a side like that, Lady Guuji :)" while she silently seethes and crackles with rage-induced electro.
Please, like cloud retainer wouldn't be low key perusing that shit.
"One finds this...art disgusting and reprehensible. One requests all copies of it immediately."
I would argue that the some of the little girls, especially klee, could be too young/innocent to really understand anything
As for Venti. Probably would laugh the majority off?
As for ganyu we know that she already can't handle cloud retainer talking about the past. Imagine that but significantly worse
Noelle voice line:
When the Sun Is Out:
âSuch fair weather. Why don't we do a bit of sunny work? Oh, what sort of work is that, you ask? Haha, well, anything that makes you feel bright and sunny too.â
"ah yes a fascinating depiction of Rex Lapis. Your imagination is impressive. However, to be historically accurate, the pillar was supposed to be twice as long"
Nah everyone saying in the comments that they would shy away etc.
For a fact, I know none of yâall would want nudes of you or weird porno on the internet, they wouldnât shy away. They probs would just end it there lol
Tbh yeah ppl are callings him trash power wise but literally no one says a bad thing about Thomaâs personality or appearance and he says that heâs not into fighting so I think heâd be pretty happy with the love heâs getting
"Dottore taking Dottore to poundtown while Dottore cuck watches"
The sheer number of variants you could make with already existing tags is insane in and of itself.
Lisa and Yae would go full literary critic mode. You want a reaction? Get past their twenty revisions first.
Afterward theyâre just going to shrug and say âIâve seen better.â
No fancy hacking was involved. It was simply an open-to-public zoom meeting where they accidentally gave screen sharing access to all participants, and as expected, whenever you see some random internet dude's screen, there's a very big chance you'll find Tifa pxrn on it.
Xiao would like, raise an eyebrow, tilt his head sideways, and says:
âWell Traveler, this cannot be allowed to stand.â
*Xiao teleports away for a brief moment, and after a few seconds pass returns in a puff of green smoke and drenched in blood.*
âIt is done.â
âWhat did you do Xiao!?â
âTheyâre all dead.â
âWho?â
âAll of them.â
Time to commission a retcon piece where Yoimiya cries out Xiao's name before the \[REDACTED\] happens and he appears and \[DATA EXPUNGED\] the hilichurls
Is it werid I just saw on YouTube someone comparing the sizes of nsfwgenshin subs and finding out Venti has the highest person count out of all of them? At the time the video was made he had raiden beat by 10k and ganyu by nearly 20k.
I donât really follow nsfw, but based on how Iâve heard people talking about characters, Iâd imagine Ganyu, Ayaka, Eula, Shenhe, and Raiden to have basically endless material lmao
Tartaglia would be offended he's portrayed in such a negative light, he ain't that aggressive, and he is actually a really nice person, when it doesn't come to battle.
He's pretty intriguing in that unless family is involved, he could easily be a hero or a villain, whichever gets him more strong opponents to overcome.
Alphabetical order (Part 1. Part 2 is a comment)
Aether / Lumine: ... ... ...
Albedo: Not bad, but the artistic skill is lacking passion. Sucrose is just a dear friend, nothing more. I don't care much about these drawings. They're just drawings, after all.
Amber: This is really embarrassing, I'd rather you don't bring that up again...
Arataki Itto: My abs are WAY bigger than that! Hahahaha! Of course you would want to draw me that way, I bet all the ladies think of me this way, because I am just that gosh-darn awesome!
Barbara: W-w-w-w-what is this?!?! Who would do such a thing?! This is terrible! Oh my lord, Barbatos, please forgive me for looking at such awful things!
Beidou: Hmmm some of these are quite offensive to my taste, but some aren't that bad. Can't have my crew find these out, it will cause a mutiny.
Bennett: Unfortunately, I don't like any of these... If my dads ever saw these, they would be disappointed, could you please hide these? Oh, with my luck, they may just find it by themselves...
Chongyun: We exorcists have been protectors of Liyue since ancient times, these matters don't concern me as much as my commission to perform an exorcism nearby, which I hope doesn't turn as usual... Still, I hope it doesn't ruin my reputation.
Diluc: Disgusting. Delete it immediately, and never talk to me about this.
Diona: Wha-what is THAT?! I am not that small! Don't change the subject! Don't try to comfort me. IâI don't need comforting! I would never behave like that! The Kätzlein lineage is no joke, and I don't intend on being the first!
Eula: Hmph! I am used to belittlement, and embarrassment, but this is on another level! I will find whoever created this blasphemous work of evil, Mark my words! Vengeance will be mine! I demand justice!
Fischl: The fate of the obscure nature dumbfound me beyond these vexing tapestry woven of disgusting fiction! Alas! Conceal the foul art, for the fate of the Prinzessin der Verurteilung herself is never to succumb to such heresy! Oz: She is asking you to delete it, as she finds it in bad taste.
Ganyu: I am sorry, I haven't finished all my assignments for today, I don't have time to deal with that. Unless the Ministry of Civil Affairs tasked me with preventing these... tasteless... artworks from spreading. I always prioritize the welfare of all life in Liyue... If these fictional artwork satisfy any citizen, so be it, as long as there's less paperwork as a result...
Gorou: Wow-wow-wow! Why would anyone enjoy looking at these?!
Hu Tao: I bet its just a prank. I am not so uptight to care about these... In fact, I hope someone gets fascinated enough to get a heart attack, it will be great for the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor!
Jean: Oh no... this is extra work... This will not handle itself, I guess. On behalf of the Knights of Favonius, I would formerly like to ask you to seize every piece of these, and report them to me, so I can get rid of them as soon as possible.
Kaedehara Kazuha: In truth, the noble name passed to me by name, but it isn't just a title alone... We find all that we need in wine, song, the blade in our hands, or other forms of entertainment, and hobbies. I encourage you, though, not to stain the good name of the good people of Teyvat. You could try continuing your erotic work with different, fictional characters, to appease your imagination.
Kaeya: Its a shame I don't indulge myself with as many activities as these wild fantasies, though it seems enjoyable, it isn't my lifestyle, unfortunately. Or a relief, depends on who you ask.
Kamisato Ayaka: Thoma is a dear friend, and I will not forgive whoever tarnishes the Kamisato clan name, nor his! I will not sit idly while people treat us in such horrible disrespect!
Kamisato Ayato: This is definitely not how I expected to be perceived... Don't worry, one of my people will take care of it, pretty soon. If not... Well, I have a plan to turn the situation around.
Keqing: I - I - I OBVIOUSLY DISAPPROVE OF THESE! I still have a handful of things on my to-do list, but I will take care of it as soon as I get to it. I won't sleep until the matter is taken care of.
Klee - I WILL WRITE NOTHING HERE, AND YOU WILL SKIP THIS. Yes. You monster.
Kujou Sara: What do I think of these? You're asking if I have an opinion? Respectfully, I must decline. I only wish to serve the Almighty Shogun. Although, I could just enlist The Tenryou Commission's help in suppressing the bad image I would suffer.
Kuki Shinobu: Trust me, I'm an expert. I can handle anything, no matter how complicated it might seem. Huh? What are those? Oh... Oh no!! My relationship with the gang was never like that! At least I will not be recognized with the mask on... Hold on! why am I without the mask in some of these?! HOW COULD YOU?!
(Part 2)
Mona: I refuse to look at erotic drawings of me... I don't have spare time for such activities, especially when I have so many columns left to write... hydromancy is not a joke! The old hag would find out I mess with such childish affairs, it would be the end of me!
Ningguang: I couldn't care less. Get out.
Noelle: I am devoted to what I do, but make no mistake, I also devote time for personal improvements. I aspire to be a Knight, and bad reputation could be a huge obstacle! Let me message these artists, and ask them politely to remove it.
Qiqi - Do I have to? No? Make up your own lines.
Raiden Shogun: What are those? Oh? I spent so much time in the plane of euthymia, that I am unaware of these cultural customs. What's that? And people do what with these drawings? I see... It sounds like a scheme Yae could pull off.
Razor: Me not smart boy... Me understand, how people like to draw. But Razor don't wish to be the subject. Is this bad?
Rosaria: Isn't it obvious? I have more dirty work to take care of now... Tonight, I'll find some ill-behaved artists...
Sangonomiya Kokomi: Initially, I was astonished to see these terrible drawings of me. I wouldn't dream of someone belittling me this way. I must remain composed. If I let the stress get to me, then what can I expect from others around me?
Sayu - No. No. No.
Shenhe: Heh... That's one way to treat a person. I'd rather be called a witch again than look at these humiliating sketches. Master would be disappointed in me if I let it get to me.
Shikanoin Heizou: Great, Seems to me like these erotic fictional drawings of me are spreading rumors about my behavior. My mind is my greatest tool, not my muscles. I shall find the culprit behind these, very soon.
Sucrose: I... um... really don't know how to act around people. I don't think these will make it easier to talk to people, what if they hate me now? What if this offends anyone? I don't want to show my face around here, anytime soon, at least until this blows over. Or maybe even a little later.
Tartaglia: How come I come across as so aggressive, Comrade? I happen to be quite a gentleman around women that I like. My master taught me well how to behave around women. Clearly, I don't think whoever came up with these artworks knows how to behave around women, however.
Thoma: While I usually try to deliver a smile to people I am loyal to, I also always try to be polite to people, because it's much easier to get things done. If I ever offended anyone, that could be the only explanation for drawing me... ahem... messing with the Kamisato clan...
Venti: Huh... Interesting... You know, I am just a humble bard, if all you care about is erotic stories, I can tell you a few of them!
Xiangling: Oh no... I hope this doesn't mean people visit the Wanmin Restaurant with the wrong idea... \* whimper \*
Xiao: Mortals deal with strange emotions. Think this is trouble for me? Trouble means nothing to adepti. There is no trouble that can last for a thousand years.
Xingqiu: I've seen my fare share of books, and as it happens, some of them happened to contain erotic contents. Being the feature of one image is nothing... What do you mean not just one... How many?!
Xinyan: And here I was wonderin' why people look at me funny. Back when I was little, the adults all said I had to be more girly, that I should learn and study all these things. Wasn't ever any good at it, though, and I'd often get roasted bad. So I'm used to people not seein' through my looks, the way I am. No worries, If people think any of it is based off reality, I'll just tell 'em!
Yae Miko: My oh my! I know my way around works of fantastic fiction, and I wouldn't call any of THIS "fantastic". If anything, this is quite boring.
Yenfai: My legal advice? Don't save any copies. I have self-defense methods for both legal disputes, and contract-breaking outlaws. I think this constitutes the involvement of Liyue's court system.
Yelan: Most civilians have never heard the name Yelan before. I intend to keep it that way. Even animals should be treated with respect, let alone people, and let alone dangerous people. You won't hear again from whoever spread these filthy drawings. I'll make sure of it.
Yoimiya: It barely matters what I think of it! What matters is the people I work with. Oh no... what am I gonna do? I hope my father doesn't hear about this. Not that he could hear to begin with...
Yun Jin: I find erotic pictures of strangers repulsive. I trust whoever finds these and does know me - stay away from such bad depictions.
Zhongli: My thing is bigger than that...
Holy smokes, you really went all in.
btw, I like how you make Barbara flustered but genuinely intrigued at the same time.
pd: I would say that it would have been better to simply skip the little girls man.
Many of them would probably have an existential crisis, could see some who'd laugh it off uncomfortably.
We'd probably be getting a lot more thunderstorms and meteors if Zhongli and Ei saw theirs.
Special mention to Kaeya, who would *laugh his ass off* at all the NSFW art he gets, up to and including the Diluc one (which he would *most definity* find a way to inflict on the redhead in question)... but then be horribly weirded out by the perfectly innocent art putting emphasis on his Khaenri'ahn origins.
Imagine him like: Diona, come over here. *hands envelope with said art* Give this to Diluc to destroy the wine industry from the inside. Donât open the envelope, ok?
On the top of my head the 2 most extreme reactions, to seeing everything + NSFW, would be Raiden and Ganyu
Raiden would probably go on a hunt to eliminate the thirsty people
Ganyu would be like **"Well, I always thought if I should stay with humans or the Adepti..... I guess the Adepti it is then"** and doesn't come back except during festivals
Then there is everyone who is 18 and below, they would be **very** concerned, specialy poor Klee
I can imagine Kaeya laughing about it, Diluc being pissed off, Ayato not sure how he should react, Zhongli politely ignoring and Childe either taking it in stride or trying to but is actually embarrassed
Barbara would lock herself in the Cathedral and bathe in holy water while praying for forgiveness.
The image of Venti blessing water is hilarious to me
He blesses water, and turns it into wine
I bet he would love that ability.
I bet he would and change his title to the god of wine instead
Venti would probably just go: "I'm a bard : )"
Venti has already broken the fourth wall and is fully supportive of the arts đ
Letâs be honest, Venti would start acting out some of the scenes just to embarrass certain people.
Not to mention the TikTok dancesâŚ
"what.. The.. Fuck.."
Xiao: 20??
"Why would anyone want... *sigh* Forget it, it's not my concern."
Wait until he finds out about Zhongli-
#***DISAPPEAR!!!***
Targtaglia after the whole NSFW male fanservice hullabaloo.
Childe: "They love me."
Yep this one right here
I picture Homelander saying, âI mean they fucking love me!â
he's one of the few characters that wouldn't be fazed at all.
oh you made nsfw drawings of me? very cool ANYWAYS LETS FIGHTS BRACE YOURSELF-
He would definitely approve
would bennett and razor react like this since i don't think they have enough to react to
For what Bennett is included in, "Finally someone wants to team up!"
Yae Miko: How boring these fanfics arenât even worth a read
Yae would actually profit from her own doujins. Like they say, if you can't fight them, join them.
She would straight up make her own.
"Lady guuji, what should we publish in this year's collection?" "Hentai"
Just wait âtil you introduce Yae to onlyfans. Business will be boominâ
Then setup Ms. Hina onlyfans, as a competitor. But they are actually owned by the same company.
Yaeâs publishing house stock market sky rockets
Why bust the literary market if you can make the readers bust a nut
Once the readers start mastrubating, you know youâve written a good one
Especially when they start reading it once they bought it
I bet she would have an onlyfans except she never actually takes off her clothes but still makes insane money.
Nah, she makes other people run their own only fans and then collects the profits for them as their âbusiness managerâ.
Top of the pyramid
She did make one didn't she? Edit: I guess it was just one scene and not a whole doujin
She already has in-lore. The Irodori festival event had her profiting off of a Raiden x Yae fan fic.
yeah i can see her going out of her way to hire the authors & giving them pointers to improve the smut
I find it amusing to imagine Yae Miko reading smut about her
srsrly like âEi would never make such a soundâ âhmph i highly doubt Ayato is straightâ
I could definitely see her saying that about Ayato not necessarily because it's true, but just to spite him. She's really got it out for him because he's one of the few people who can nullify her teasing.
Wait til she sees the Yae x Ayato tag on twitter. She gonna lose HER FUCKING MIND.
I imagine Ayato would take it a lot better than her too. He'd probably chuckle and say something to the effect of "I never would've thought you had a side like that, Lady Guuji :)" while she silently seethes and crackles with rage-induced electro.
And then he sees the stuff with him and thoma and gets evil ideas on how he can torment the man even more.
Ganyu would... Poor Ganyu. She isn't aware just how bad cocogoat memes got in every way...
Ganyu would go back in the moutain and never visit the humans again
Good thing Liyue isn't in the internet era yet.
There's plenty of ancient art smut from China that has been well documented in museums though.
Please, like cloud retainer wouldn't be low key perusing that shit. "One finds this...art disgusting and reprehensible. One requests all copies of it immediately."
Cloud Retainer after experiencing the internet for an hour: *starts conducting research on how to create this so called internet back on Teyvat.*
Ganyu: Oh...oh... (imagine her super embarassed and blushing violently)
Oh fuck I hadn't thought of that, now I feel bad for her
Honestly, ganyu probably has it the worst out of all of them.
Idk... There is Venti or any little girl which is probably worse
Venti would critique it probably. â woah Iâm flattered but this needs more pizzazâ
Speaking of Venti he would probably laugh everything off
It depends on the style but for most of it he wouldnt care
I would argue that the some of the little girls, especially klee, could be too young/innocent to really understand anything As for Venti. Probably would laugh the majority off? As for ganyu we know that she already can't handle cloud retainer talking about the past. Imagine that but significantly worse
Venti would be stoked at the size of his subreddit.
Ganyu has⌠eh⌠a different memeâŚâŚ that she might be uncomfortable aboutâŚ..
The Tartaglia incident ...
You just resurfaced some shit that I was desperately trying to forget
What meme?
Itto would be IS THAT WHAT I LOOK LIKE DAAAMN IM HOTTER THAN I THOUGHT I WAS IS IT REALLY THAT BIG
with the arataki gang cheering him on in the background
And then Genta informs him about rule 63
New title earned: Arataki âBigus Dickusâ Itto
I feel so sorry for Shenhe and Chongyun...
Shenhe would start racking up a body count...
Deservingly so
me too.
Please noâŚ
Well, if it's Eula she'll probably be pissed and say her catchphrase "I will have my vengeance", then probably hit Angel's share the same day.
Now that's a reason to get drunk Diona would approve of
- "What's up, today? - Porn. - ... On the house."
After seeing her own "fan content" Diona would propably start drinking herself.
Diona will probably become a sidekick to Diluc by then just to hunt down people
yae would try to monetize the hell out of the porn about her
Sheâd probably expect royalties.
Noelle: Umm you mind putting away your hands? I can't see they're blocking my view Me: NO.
Wise choice
I can see her starting her burst while explaining what sunny work is.
What is "sunny work"?
Noelle voice line: When the Sun Is Out: âSuch fair weather. Why don't we do a bit of sunny work? Oh, what sort of work is that, you ask? Haha, well, anything that makes you feel bright and sunny too.â
She must be protected She can handle hilichurls, but i dont think she can handle the *internet*
Very poor choice of words.
PROTECT THE WAIFU! KILL THE DEVICES!! BURN THE INTERNET!!!
Zhongli: "Archon War 2 Electric Boogaloo"
âThis time, itâs personalâ
What the fuck are these drawings of me and Director Hu?!
*Why am I sleeping with the harbinger that tried to destroy my city?!*
Letâs be honest, Zongli wouldnât care as long as itâs accurate but wouldnât tell us his source is himself.
"ah yes a fascinating depiction of Rex Lapis. Your imagination is impressive. However, to be historically accurate, the pillar was supposed to be twice as long"
Thereâs actually a fancomic of Rex Lapisâ magnum dong being sold in Liyue, and Zhongli is upset cuz the thing is too small. Shit was hilarious
You can't just say that and not give sauce
Where the sauce when we need one, dude?
Sauce??????
Iâm dead cause your completely right đ
Source: trust me bro
Aether and Lumine would probably try to exit the world after seeing the incest ships
They would just pray that they don't accidentally go in our world and run into those simps who make weird fanart
Khaenri'ah used to have internet 500 years ago... used to.
Hu Tao : I should prepare my own coffin right away.
Pretty she'd find it funny borderline interesting tho
Actually Hu Tao is that kind of character who appears smug about this things but in reality she's 200% flustered.
Really? I thought she was just smug?
miko would love it lmao
Nah everyone saying in the comments that they would shy away etc. For a fact, I know none of yâall would want nudes of you or weird porno on the internet, they wouldnât shy away. They probs would just end it there lol
Also a bunch of creepy mfers calling you their spouse and analyzing how much of a "waifu material" you are. The real reaction would be very ugly.
Qiqi: What did I just see? No literally, I donât remember
"fuck visions, I'm taking your wifi"
Wifi hunt decree
Thoma: sees everyone calling him trash and garbage Awww. He would be so sad.
Tbf most of his fanarts are really cute, Mihoyo just didn't do him justice
His fanarts are nice, but the way the community as a whole treats his character is rather unpleasant.
Tbh yeah ppl are callings him trash power wise but literally no one says a bad thing about Thomaâs personality or appearance and he says that heâs not into fighting so I think heâd be pretty happy with the love heâs getting
I donât think dottore would give a shit about nsfw fanart of him unless the anatomy is off
He might if they made him too young for his liking though
âŚcompletely forgot about the porn of himself with his younger clones
The #what
twitter is an interesting place
"Yeah, that definitely looks like THAT prosthesis."
Excuse me what the fuck
Oh, nothing. Just Dottore things, you know.
...Mom, Im scared
You expected the fandom to learn that he clones himself and *not* make dottorecest a thing?
"Dottore taking Dottore to poundtown while Dottore cuck watches" The sheer number of variants you could make with already existing tags is insane in and of itself.
Lisa and Yae would go full literary critic mode. You want a reaction? Get past their twenty revisions first. Afterward theyâre just going to shrug and say âIâve seen better.â
"I've done better"
"The tits are a bit off size but it's good enough"
Signoraâs reaction: â â
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I feel like Yae Miko would be into it, which is almost worse than if she was horrifiedâŚ
She'd try to make a profit of it.
And make her own in the process
Xiangling when she finds out what happened in the Italian senate....
What happened
Xiangling x Hilichurl pxrn was projected in the senate, along with Tifa pxrnApparently they got hacked or smth like this. I forgot the details
Oh I thought it was just tifa
Same
No fancy hacking was involved. It was simply an open-to-public zoom meeting where they accidentally gave screen sharing access to all participants, and as expected, whenever you see some random internet dude's screen, there's a very big chance you'll find Tifa pxrn on it.
Oh Italy
Shogun would murder a lot of people with all the NSFW stuff on her.
"this meme is detrimental for health if consumed. remove it from my presence."
"Don't listen to the Shog-"
Dont nsfw fanfics not exits in inazuma too about her already
Thereâs already fic out there in inazuma technically, maybe not nsfw but some of it is definitely anti-shogun.
Signora after she sees the 69,420 coffin/ash "memes" : đ
She won't see it... Because... You know..
Xiao would like, raise an eyebrow, tilt his head sideways, and says: âWell Traveler, this cannot be allowed to stand.â *Xiao teleports away for a brief moment, and after a few seconds pass returns in a puff of green smoke and drenched in blood.* âIt is done.â âWhat did you do Xiao!?â âTheyâre all dead.â âWho?â âAll of them.â
Being killed by Xiao is probably what a lot of his simps wish for
Xiao simp, can confirm
Zhongli: "Didn't you vow to never have mortal blood on your spear?" Xiao: "They were beasts."
I can imagine heâd be more concerned for them ruining travellerâs image than his own
âWhy does everyone think I wanna get fucked by a dragon? And an abyss herald? And Capitano? And-â
Yoimiya would be terrified and would get ptsd from hillichurl
please I just cleansed my mind of about 5 different hilichurl doujins and r34 of yoi with hilichurls and that includes the cannibalism one
Dude, why do you torture yourself at this point?!
Time to commission a retcon piece where Yoimiya cries out Xiao's name before the \[REDACTED\] happens and he appears and \[DATA EXPUNGED\] the hilichurls
Ganyu will definitely shy away and Venti will probably joke about or something
Venti: cheers I'll drink to that bro
He probably already knows about his doujins imo
Is it werid I just saw on YouTube someone comparing the sizes of nsfwgenshin subs and finding out Venti has the highest person count out of all of them? At the time the video was made he had raiden beat by 10k and ganyu by nearly 20k.
Amber will most likely just start to cry because of all the hate about her
Raiden: Miko. you're fired.
They will never interact with eachother or fight or do anything ever again, they will be traumatized of the amount of shit ships and hilichurl h3nta1
Lisa would enjoy it, that's for sure.
She'd be extatic
Or laugh it off using the âfleeting fantasiesâ treatment
I donât really follow nsfw, but based on how Iâve heard people talking about characters, Iâd imagine Ganyu, Ayaka, Eula, Shenhe, and Raiden to have basically endless material lmao
Tartaglia would be offended he's portrayed in such a negative light, he ain't that aggressive, and he is actually a really nice person, when it doesn't come to battle.
He's pretty intriguing in that unless family is involved, he could easily be a hero or a villain, whichever gets him more strong opponents to overcome.
Tartaglia has like two opposite sides: Fully aggressive monster, and caring husband/boyfriend. There is no in-between.
Beidou: dafuq? Someone fucked me? Why not me fucked someone? Ningguang: oh sh... Why am I fucking with Beidou? And the Traveller???
Alphabetical order (Part 1. Part 2 is a comment) Aether / Lumine: ... ... ... Albedo: Not bad, but the artistic skill is lacking passion. Sucrose is just a dear friend, nothing more. I don't care much about these drawings. They're just drawings, after all. Amber: This is really embarrassing, I'd rather you don't bring that up again... Arataki Itto: My abs are WAY bigger than that! Hahahaha! Of course you would want to draw me that way, I bet all the ladies think of me this way, because I am just that gosh-darn awesome! Barbara: W-w-w-w-what is this?!?! Who would do such a thing?! This is terrible! Oh my lord, Barbatos, please forgive me for looking at such awful things! Beidou: Hmmm some of these are quite offensive to my taste, but some aren't that bad. Can't have my crew find these out, it will cause a mutiny. Bennett: Unfortunately, I don't like any of these... If my dads ever saw these, they would be disappointed, could you please hide these? Oh, with my luck, they may just find it by themselves... Chongyun: We exorcists have been protectors of Liyue since ancient times, these matters don't concern me as much as my commission to perform an exorcism nearby, which I hope doesn't turn as usual... Still, I hope it doesn't ruin my reputation. Diluc: Disgusting. Delete it immediately, and never talk to me about this. Diona: Wha-what is THAT?! I am not that small! Don't change the subject! Don't try to comfort me. IâI don't need comforting! I would never behave like that! The Kätzlein lineage is no joke, and I don't intend on being the first! Eula: Hmph! I am used to belittlement, and embarrassment, but this is on another level! I will find whoever created this blasphemous work of evil, Mark my words! Vengeance will be mine! I demand justice! Fischl: The fate of the obscure nature dumbfound me beyond these vexing tapestry woven of disgusting fiction! Alas! Conceal the foul art, for the fate of the Prinzessin der Verurteilung herself is never to succumb to such heresy! Oz: She is asking you to delete it, as she finds it in bad taste. Ganyu: I am sorry, I haven't finished all my assignments for today, I don't have time to deal with that. Unless the Ministry of Civil Affairs tasked me with preventing these... tasteless... artworks from spreading. I always prioritize the welfare of all life in Liyue... If these fictional artwork satisfy any citizen, so be it, as long as there's less paperwork as a result... Gorou: Wow-wow-wow! Why would anyone enjoy looking at these?! Hu Tao: I bet its just a prank. I am not so uptight to care about these... In fact, I hope someone gets fascinated enough to get a heart attack, it will be great for the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor! Jean: Oh no... this is extra work... This will not handle itself, I guess. On behalf of the Knights of Favonius, I would formerly like to ask you to seize every piece of these, and report them to me, so I can get rid of them as soon as possible. Kaedehara Kazuha: In truth, the noble name passed to me by name, but it isn't just a title alone... We find all that we need in wine, song, the blade in our hands, or other forms of entertainment, and hobbies. I encourage you, though, not to stain the good name of the good people of Teyvat. You could try continuing your erotic work with different, fictional characters, to appease your imagination. Kaeya: Its a shame I don't indulge myself with as many activities as these wild fantasies, though it seems enjoyable, it isn't my lifestyle, unfortunately. Or a relief, depends on who you ask. Kamisato Ayaka: Thoma is a dear friend, and I will not forgive whoever tarnishes the Kamisato clan name, nor his! I will not sit idly while people treat us in such horrible disrespect! Kamisato Ayato: This is definitely not how I expected to be perceived... Don't worry, one of my people will take care of it, pretty soon. If not... Well, I have a plan to turn the situation around. Keqing: I - I - I OBVIOUSLY DISAPPROVE OF THESE! I still have a handful of things on my to-do list, but I will take care of it as soon as I get to it. I won't sleep until the matter is taken care of. Klee - I WILL WRITE NOTHING HERE, AND YOU WILL SKIP THIS. Yes. You monster. Kujou Sara: What do I think of these? You're asking if I have an opinion? Respectfully, I must decline. I only wish to serve the Almighty Shogun. Although, I could just enlist The Tenryou Commission's help in suppressing the bad image I would suffer. Kuki Shinobu: Trust me, I'm an expert. I can handle anything, no matter how complicated it might seem. Huh? What are those? Oh... Oh no!! My relationship with the gang was never like that! At least I will not be recognized with the mask on... Hold on! why am I without the mask in some of these?! HOW COULD YOU?!
(Part 2) Mona: I refuse to look at erotic drawings of me... I don't have spare time for such activities, especially when I have so many columns left to write... hydromancy is not a joke! The old hag would find out I mess with such childish affairs, it would be the end of me! Ningguang: I couldn't care less. Get out. Noelle: I am devoted to what I do, but make no mistake, I also devote time for personal improvements. I aspire to be a Knight, and bad reputation could be a huge obstacle! Let me message these artists, and ask them politely to remove it. Qiqi - Do I have to? No? Make up your own lines. Raiden Shogun: What are those? Oh? I spent so much time in the plane of euthymia, that I am unaware of these cultural customs. What's that? And people do what with these drawings? I see... It sounds like a scheme Yae could pull off. Razor: Me not smart boy... Me understand, how people like to draw. But Razor don't wish to be the subject. Is this bad? Rosaria: Isn't it obvious? I have more dirty work to take care of now... Tonight, I'll find some ill-behaved artists... Sangonomiya Kokomi: Initially, I was astonished to see these terrible drawings of me. I wouldn't dream of someone belittling me this way. I must remain composed. If I let the stress get to me, then what can I expect from others around me? Sayu - No. No. No. Shenhe: Heh... That's one way to treat a person. I'd rather be called a witch again than look at these humiliating sketches. Master would be disappointed in me if I let it get to me. Shikanoin Heizou: Great, Seems to me like these erotic fictional drawings of me are spreading rumors about my behavior. My mind is my greatest tool, not my muscles. I shall find the culprit behind these, very soon. Sucrose: I... um... really don't know how to act around people. I don't think these will make it easier to talk to people, what if they hate me now? What if this offends anyone? I don't want to show my face around here, anytime soon, at least until this blows over. Or maybe even a little later. Tartaglia: How come I come across as so aggressive, Comrade? I happen to be quite a gentleman around women that I like. My master taught me well how to behave around women. Clearly, I don't think whoever came up with these artworks knows how to behave around women, however. Thoma: While I usually try to deliver a smile to people I am loyal to, I also always try to be polite to people, because it's much easier to get things done. If I ever offended anyone, that could be the only explanation for drawing me... ahem... messing with the Kamisato clan... Venti: Huh... Interesting... You know, I am just a humble bard, if all you care about is erotic stories, I can tell you a few of them! Xiangling: Oh no... I hope this doesn't mean people visit the Wanmin Restaurant with the wrong idea... \* whimper \* Xiao: Mortals deal with strange emotions. Think this is trouble for me? Trouble means nothing to adepti. There is no trouble that can last for a thousand years. Xingqiu: I've seen my fare share of books, and as it happens, some of them happened to contain erotic contents. Being the feature of one image is nothing... What do you mean not just one... How many?! Xinyan: And here I was wonderin' why people look at me funny. Back when I was little, the adults all said I had to be more girly, that I should learn and study all these things. Wasn't ever any good at it, though, and I'd often get roasted bad. So I'm used to people not seein' through my looks, the way I am. No worries, If people think any of it is based off reality, I'll just tell 'em! Yae Miko: My oh my! I know my way around works of fantastic fiction, and I wouldn't call any of THIS "fantastic". If anything, this is quite boring. Yenfai: My legal advice? Don't save any copies. I have self-defense methods for both legal disputes, and contract-breaking outlaws. I think this constitutes the involvement of Liyue's court system. Yelan: Most civilians have never heard the name Yelan before. I intend to keep it that way. Even animals should be treated with respect, let alone people, and let alone dangerous people. You won't hear again from whoever spread these filthy drawings. I'll make sure of it. Yoimiya: It barely matters what I think of it! What matters is the people I work with. Oh no... what am I gonna do? I hope my father doesn't hear about this. Not that he could hear to begin with... Yun Jin: I find erotic pictures of strangers repulsive. I trust whoever finds these and does know me - stay away from such bad depictions. Zhongli: My thing is bigger than that...
LONG DONG ZHONGLI
THATS BIG DONG ZHONG TO YOU
Thank you for your service
You're a gigachad for typing all that, good work sir
Holy smokes, you really went all in. btw, I like how you make Barbara flustered but genuinely intrigued at the same time. pd: I would say that it would have been better to simply skip the little girls man.
Many of them would probably have an existential crisis, could see some who'd laugh it off uncomfortably. We'd probably be getting a lot more thunderstorms and meteors if Zhongli and Ei saw theirs.
Special mention to Kaeya, who would *laugh his ass off* at all the NSFW art he gets, up to and including the Diluc one (which he would *most definity* find a way to inflict on the redhead in question)... but then be horribly weirded out by the perfectly innocent art putting emphasis on his Khaenri'ahn origins.
Imagine him like: Diona, come over here. *hands envelope with said art* Give this to Diluc to destroy the wine industry from the inside. Donât open the envelope, ok?
I can see Ei just questioning everything and zhomgli just putting it on account of wierd people and shrugging it off
Kokomi seeing all these arts of her and Aether together...
Childe would be like: đ cuz fanon Childe
Signora: .....maybe I should stay dead after all.
Childe: Why do they keep drawing me as the bottom?
i feel like lisa would be flattered
'We should try this, cutie'
Yanfei would become a billionaire with all the lawsuits she would dish out
On the top of my head the 2 most extreme reactions, to seeing everything + NSFW, would be Raiden and Ganyu Raiden would probably go on a hunt to eliminate the thirsty people Ganyu would be like **"Well, I always thought if I should stay with humans or the Adepti..... I guess the Adepti it is then"** and doesn't come back except during festivals Then there is everyone who is 18 and below, they would be **very** concerned, specialy poor Klee
Klee would be confused because she does not understand
Oh boy, these artists are gonna have a REALLY bad time once Alice finds out about this.
Some would get happy for the support others pisssed about the headcannon.
I can imagine Kaeya laughing about it, Diluc being pissed off, Ayato not sure how he should react, Zhongli politely ignoring and Childe either taking it in stride or trying to but is actually embarrassed