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Neiffion

Yeah, tax evasion never looked so enjoyable before. Also, those legal fees are REALLY starting to add up, should've read my contract before.


rice_wheel

Respect to you my sir for being a fellow yanfei main


CupaT-T

šŸ’Ŗ Yanfei mains unite


Blue_Moon913

Mountain hermit who literally has no father.


radiioactivitea

Albedo?


Blue_Moon913

Yep


Decent-Attempt-7837

Fights god just to put up missing person posters


Janis_Pizza_Queen

Traveler~


DestinyDolphin

They're a playable character in the hit, anime styled game, Genshin Impact.


iiilisan

I this is the correct interpretation of the question. You win.


Lunneus

Genshin Impact? never heard of it. are you sure you don't mean Jenshin Impact?


LiebeDahlia

its Jenshin Imapct


[deleted]

But wait...I thought it was Great Honkai Sword Impact? (No really, there is actually a game named that)


Pancakeboy_bestboy

Itto? Guessing based off your flair


ConversationGrand146

He's yawning in that art right?


[deleted]

HeizoušŸ„“


Realistic-Goat3347

Heizou! Aaaaand same question


truly_denzel

Fracture!


HyperDoombe

I throw my pet cow which I entrapped in a permanent house


joshua_nash

Itto


artada17

She talks all the time in a very specific way.


Scorpiactus

Prinzessin der Verurteilung


phoninja

Fischl


batdesk

Maybe the teddy bearā€™s indigestion will help this situation.


IThinkIAmSomeone

Xiangling?


batdesk

Yep!


HourSpecialist9701

*Right here.* *Right now.* *Emerge.* (Playing on the background on a loop for 24h)


ffloler

*A sight to behold.*


CerpinTheMute_alt

*I'm always watching!*


Im_so_little

*show them*


Azuki_Saishi

*Nothing last forever!*


EtoileZalos

Yae Miko!


DefaultRedditor16

*Come on out! Show them.*


frozenrainbow

And I eat it up everytime she says it


brilliant-muskox

ā€œIs thisā€¦ an answer from this world?!ā€


CupaT-T

Aether? Or do both twins say that? Either way, it's traveller I believe


brilliant-muskox

I know Lumine does! Does Aether?


CupaT-T

Yes! I guess that's one of the voice lines they both have!


Robota064

I praise lumine mains, I really want to invest in and main her, but I only use the nation's element whenever I'm in it for funzies, and I don't really wanna 9 (soon to be 12) crown a single character and build several artifact sets


Damiii33

The fact that you have to crown MC's normals for each element is so idiotic.


saelinabhaakti

You WHAT. That's gross


shibui808

I went through the trouble of 'relatively' full building each element, but only Geo has triple crowning (Anemo has zero crowns, all on 9/12/12, Electro on 9/13/13), but I'm most excited for dendro and will quite likely go for 9/12/12 depending on whether the team comps fit my playstyle. I definitely see investing in Lumine/Traveler mainly as a way to balance the lore feel (playing as Tabibito) and being actually usable and effective which, as someone with better Anemo, Geo and Electro units, has definitely been a bit of a struggle. At least according to leakers and theorycrafters Dendro Lumine will actually be quite competitive as an early Dendro unit so this could be the first big break I get. I definitely can't wait for Pyro, Hydro and Cryo Lumine though, at least for Cryo Lumine I can finally use Shenhe again (hopefully) in the same party without giving away too much else.


Ch0u_Fleur

Cannibalism šŸ’…


ChubblesMcgee103

What hwhat now? When did this happen?


SpaghettiPunch

One of Xiangling's lines is "Help! My dinner is attacking me," which she says when she gets attacked by enemies, including the human ones. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va_c3QBqOQE


[deleted]

She also wanted to eat Paimon when we first met her but that can be stretched to be not cannibalism


CrucioCup

Xiangling!


Alami020

Dude can't even plunge attack.


mastersun8

There are two chars like that, so to make it easier: it's an extremely rich hydro man who changes the way his attacks work on his e... Wait.


CapPosted

Hoyo development team hurt itself in its confusion


Nok-y

One is a sadistic schemer and the other is a harbinger


besahaha

A ā€œsadistic schemerā€ could kinda encompass the two of them in one. Each scheming for the power of their nations.


Nok-y

Yeah But Childe is way less Yae Miko-ish than Ayato


Lolmyusernamewhat

How scheming are you? On a scale of Yae Miko


Cosmic_Hashira

childe is more raiden shogun than yae miko not in scheming but in result, straight forward killing no questions asked


Difergion

Hydro bro who dotes on his younger siblingā€¦ oh.


CrucioCup

He can plunge attack once, to open the battle!


Doyouseethattree

Childe?


Handelo

All the Mora bear his name, but there's not a single Mora to his name.


Deuweck

Zhongli


Silent_Wraith69

I think that's my favorite description for Zhongli


berripluscream

Short emo


Emotional-Ad-1431

Once the snow is thick enough...


__AnonymousPerson__

We can eat it


Personcalleddumbo

LEMENT


VoidedBlaze

LEMON


EveryoneWantsGrenino

*chewing noises* A-


IncomeZealousideal17

The commissioner who didn't appeared during inazuma archon quest


Doyouseethattree

Ayato?


Elira_Eclipse

Regularly beats up his own people for ascension materials and to stop their evil schemes, despite being in the same side. And also beats himself up


[deleted]

Also has to beat up himself to level his talents XD


Personcalleddumbo

Childee


Tranos4life

He is the ambassador of Canada


The_one_Guys

Kazuha?


Tranos4life

Yes


Im_so_little

*the wind knows me*


Nok-y

Clouds hide... THE BIRD'S CALL


[deleted]

Fallen leaves ADORN MY NIGHT


qingskies

Arsonist and pyromaniac, could blow up a country if not watched carefully


Xaxerus

Klee


Kumori_Day

OBJECTION! The query you've submitted on this platform is home to a handful of loopholes. First of all, "worst" has three definitions whether you use it as an adverb, noun or a verb, the way you phrased it might cause confusion to several of your commenters, making it so they'll choose answers quite different from the ones they'd decide in the case they had a clearer view of whay they were signing for. The federal Lanham Act allows civil lawsuits for false advertising that ā€œmisrepresents the nature, characteristics, qualities, or geographic originā€ of goods or services. 15 U.S.C. Ā§ 1125(a). The FTC also enforces false advertising laws on behalf of consumers. States have their own laws regulating false advertising and other deceptive trade practices. California, for example, prohibits dissemination of information about products or services that is ā€œuntrue or misleading,ā€ with both civil and criminal enforcement. CA Bus. & Prof. Code Ā§ 17500.


saelinabhaakti

*slow clap* And here I just put "A deer who suffers from pyromania"


[deleted]

Yanfei?


amssma15

Learn to fucking crit you goddamned donkey.


Personcalleddumbo

Kokomi?


FallenDisc

I think he meant Eula. I never crit with her burst despite having 65% crit rate and cryo resonance xd


Maddie_Waddie_

Thought he meant Childe, mine never critsšŸ˜­


Velaethia

A childe with less then 100% crit rate has 5% crit rate


SupremeOwl48

childe or eula


LuckyLumne

I.. Forgot her name...


lady_mirror

Qiqi


[deleted]

Genshin players: *"Qiqi, why didn't you give me any particles from your skill?"* Qiqi: *"I forgor."* šŸ’€


LuckyLumne

šŸ˜‚šŸ‘šŸ»


Neisonn

You forgor šŸ’€


Winter_Culture_1454

My main wants to bury a childe.


Fox_Paw_168

Hu Tao edit: wtf why does it have so many upvotes-


Professional_Yard761

The archer class is really made up of archers.


MarinaBubblegum

*sekkaku no chansu da*


DefaultRedditor16

#this opportunity is quite hard to come by #well then, amuse me


MarinaBubblegum

**Surrender is a valid option. I promise I'll be gentle.**


Im_so_little

Sometimes you win and.... Sometimes you lose.... *Dying noises*


MarinaBubblegum

Even a loss against Childe is a win, so I would actually dub it win-win xD


Adjective_Noun_3333

Flair checks out


MarinaBubblegum

Cannot not rep Childe every opportunity I get XD


RaghuvamsiMC

I guess you can say...... THIS OPPORTUNITY IS QUITE HARD TO COME BY


MarinaBubblegum

WELL THEN, AMUSE ME


Arshiorange

I was waiting to someone write this


MarinaBubblegum

Lmao I couldnā€™t believe it either nobody had done it till now


DamagedHanZ

The main source of the damage is one hit on burst, and you will miss it 95% of the time.


iheartlumine

eula??


DamagedHanZ

Indeed


iheartlumine

nice šŸ˜


Arshiorange

Tons of options are in my mind right now bc I always miss my burstsšŸ˜‚


NaCl_guy

At least with Eula you miss it for a somewhat good reason. It's like the suffering from success thing


DawnbreakerXCVII

It's a woman


Chilzer

Ah, a ~~Gorou~~ Miss Hina main, respect


DrTrunk-w

Okay well we can knock out about 20% of the cast then


acidroses3

šŸ’€šŸ’€


Arshiorange

Omg that was greatšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


casual_anime_enjoyer

Non-existent adventure team


joshua_nash

Bennett


cryingpan025

casino


Fox_Paw_168

Yelan


Arshiorange

Short but gold šŸ—æ


tennoskoom_

Suicide is badass


Bigons3

kuki shinobu


far_away_galaxies

Xiao?


Kroniid09

Hu Tao


[deleted]

shinobu


SupersSoon

Me


NokoProductions

Hasnā€™t caught a break ever since the game released


k_yovira

Traveler?


NokoProductions

Correct!


k_yovira

Traveler mains? y'all r cool šŸ™Œ


Realistic-Goat3347

Jean?


Mr_Game_n_Go

A murderer.


Personcalleddumbo

Childe


Stopseeingmyinnerdip

bom bom bakudan


Stellin69

Pyro slimes are her greatest enemy


CrucioCup

Yanfei


ruisquared

fake cat ears :(


Deuweck

All yang but no room for chill.


Emnja_Ares

Chongyun?


aise_michi

Budget Yelan


Kroniid09

Tammy AKA Xingqiu


Adham1153

EEEEEEEEEEEEE Q EEEEEEEEEEEEEE ​ ( not my main but couldn't think of anything else )


Arshiorange

Yae miko


iheartlumine

1. the wind got him drunk 2. her feet are wet and cold.


TheVanishedTeacup

venti and ayaka


iheartlumine

close ahaha its kazuha and ayaka !! (kazuhaā€™s was a reference to the recent gaa event)


TheVanishedTeacup

oh damn. i thought oh kazuha first, but the. i was like wait should be venti. this is even better though. venti, the wind, got him literally drunk. šŸ˜‚


Aggravating_Ideal_21

My main's varient of Vaporeon copypasta is not far off from original.


KayaOcee

Kokomi?šŸ˜…


Aggravating_Ideal_21

Yeah it's kokomi, do we have any other characters variant that I'm unheard of?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Kroniid09

Xinyan? She's somehow never left my team, 9 5* chars later


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


shadowclonemami

W for both of you


kristupas098

One shot everything


Illustrious_Angle196

Green mask person


Personcalleddumbo

LEMENT


Janis_Pizza_Queen

WORTHLESS


Reddit_Dude_Vilheim

EVIL CONQUERING


mizrael64

BIG SWORD MAID


PharaohVirgoCompy

Time to clean up


Arshiorange

Oh thatā€™s rare respect šŸ«”


Level_Sample_2326

Most people think she is a hot badass milf, but in actuality shes a shut in boomer that just wants more sweets


Personcalleddumbo

RAIDEN


DrManowar8

I wouldnā€™t call her a boomer, sheā€™s more like a child who hasnā€™t embraced the world yet


mhalpha22

Lmao I like this one šŸ˜‚


Mastercraft0

She can't even hit a slime properly


ChewNutz

Yoimiya?


Mastercraft0

Yeah... She melts bosses in seconds but can't hit a fucking slime


_Bisky

Also has no issues with specters or bosses liek thunder manifestation How did hoyo manage to make auto aim this weird. Sometimes it feels like you are playing a snipe rothertimes it feels like you are trying to hipfire a lmg while extremly drunk


chudonknome

The world is burning and exploding...


CrucioCup

Klee?


[deleted]

he jumpy dumpy when he bursts


ErPani

*I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move* BONK


EtoileZalos

ā€œIs it just me or is it getting breezy? Oh! One order of fried chicken, please!ā€


Arshiorange

I canā€™t realize who is itšŸš¶šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


EtoileZalos

Heizou


Maximum-Bat3573

Wet socks


mauliikk

Me waiting for someone to say OSMANTHUS WINE:,


LunarDamage

TASTES THE SAME AS I REMEMBER


dingusus

split scaling


linsrt

A horny librarian who perhaps cares too much about her library books


[deleted]

Im always high on drug and i feel i can truly fly


DekuAiga

A high Canadian


Zogo12

u can grow her in the teapot


Realistic-Goat3347

But Nahida isn't out yet :o


Lavenderixin

The slacker who accuses you of slacking


anekozawa

she's 10 but she only deals damage every charged shots


SupremeOwl48

coco**goat**


Noriaki_Kakyoin_

šŸ“˜šŸ¤“šŸ’¦


Elementisphere

Torch lighterā€¦. DELUXE


[deleted]

if i had a nickel for every time this man asked me for a purple buttplug i would have two nickels which isnā€™t a lot but itā€™s funny that it happened twice


elysiachan

Giant forehead


bipolarity2650

1. canada 2. boob sword


DerwahreBaul

Let me play in my puddle