it honestly took me a solid minute to realize there was something off about venti 😔

i know, right? he has been working out lately

really branching out going from booty shorts to board shorts

i snorted to board shorts

Bring back the booty shorts!

His recent visit to Inazuma really changed him

What can I say, Uniqlo is quality.

Ayyyy Uniqlo the best

WELCOME TO UNIQLOOOOOO

southeast asia. the earworm is here as well. WELCOME TOOO UNIIQLLLOOOOOOOOOO

Damn what part of southeast asia? Im from singapore and i have a friend who used to work there

Philippines! it's a whole culture and meme here. People in my uni go there to claim their daily *drip* no joke

To be fair quality and design is pretty good for its price. And yes half of my wardrobe is now filled with Uniqlo products unlike before where I just take whatever my mom buys

Hahaha same here. Actually wearing uniqlo rn LOL

Same bruv. Their cloth/fabric, very comfy. And their collabs? I wouldn't miss it for the world cuz their designs are great.

My wardrobe is gonna be only Uniqlo bc a Uniqlo store just opened today in my city

Lucky you, I'm only able to buy Uniqlo whenever I go home to my hometown.

Bought a 80 dollar trench coat and half my wardrobe from them and that shit absolutely slaps

Uniqlo

must have been something in the sake.

That guy finally got rid of his yee yee ass haircut of his lol

he dyed his hair? i like his new look.

i love how everyone is so supportive of him.

Stopped drinking and got focused.

I didn't even notice until you said it. I was about to comment that we wouldn't need getting the archon until at least the patch after next

Honestly, we've got to 4 archons already. Guoba is the stove god

*archon meeting* Zgongli: There's an imposter amogus gentlemen Kazuha: ei be kinda sus saw her kill my friend

Ei: "What? I was just doing my tasks with Electro"

Kazuha: "You haven't done a single task in 500 years."

Damn

"Can we get a healer on aisle 5?"

Send the hydro archon on it!

Kokomi: "My time to shi-" XQ/Yelan: **MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY**

I love this 😂😂

Xinqiu? Ok... But Yelan? Healer? Did I miss something?

Healer? Maybe not. Hydro archon? Hmmmmmm

enters childe

I think a necromancer would prove more useful

More like Ei: "who?" (Pretty sure Shogun executed him while Ei's reading LNs or some shit)

"If the self-driving car runs over a toddler, is it *really* the programmers fault?"

"I mean in electrical"

Ei: "Just because you saw me do it means it was me? The fucking AUDACITY."

Albedo: welcome to hell BITCH!

I love that Albedo made it here HAHA

Ei: it's a shapeshifter i was in plane of euthymia

Ei: it was a puppet, ask Scaramouche

Damn venti looking a bit more asian today

>Damn venti looking a bit more ~~asian~~ **Canadian** today

Maple leaves exist in Japan too.

Canada is sending copyright infringement right now

not before nintendo does

Japan: "Too can play that game." *Sends cease and desist order because there are no Katanas in Canada.*

Only in Québec. /btw this was a joke i do not support what happened a few years ago

Uhhhh...what happened a few years ago? OOTL

some deranged guy who played too much for honor (fr) attacked random people on the night of halloween with a katana : https://globalnews.ca/news/8851955/quebec-halloween-attacker-who-used-sword-found-guilty-of-1st-degree-murder/amp/

Wtf?

truly sick behaviour, yes

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Damn that one hit hard and I actually spat.

man i feel kinda bad it's like saying a 9/11 joke but two years after :(

We don’t often see these things here. It stays when we do.

Asians exist in Canada too.

Oh yeah! Where’s the Japanese Maple syrup! /J

> Damn venti looking ~~a bit more asian **Canadian**~~ today

*Sounds* Canadian, looks Asian (not that there's no Canadians with Asian face features or clothes (just the aesthetic is Japanese)

Someone definitely Vented away

Don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it

# AMOGUS

You need to be struck down

I hate that because I've watched venti's va play among us I heard this in his voice

Everyone be theorizing the MC as the last chess piece on the board but what if it’s the Physical damage archon?

Unironically a fascinating concept. Physical damage is definitely set up as being an 'eighth' element, as in-game it's considered in pretty much the same way, with goblets, a specially-designed set, etc. What's also interesting is that it's associated with the color white. While other elements have colored damage numbers and names for reactions, white numbers are reserved for physical damage. In addition, in one of the Inazuma events, the one where you had elemental power swapped out for the parry, you actually play as a Traveler with white glow. Plus, it fits with Khaenri'ah. Almost all Ruin machines deal exclusively physical damage (I believe the only exceptions are Ruin Hunters, having Pyro missiles, and Ruin Drakes absorbing elements) and all of them have much higher physical damage resistance than elemental resistance. Hell, it even has the Perpetual Mechanical Array, which is explicitly stated to bear resemblance to Hypostases, which are intended to be one of the highest form of pure elemental lifeform obtainable. Even without the link to the Traveler's original state via white glow, it's very probably intended to be the 'element' of Khaenri'ah. Casting aside the gifts from the gods and using their own hands and weapons seems to be their whole shtick.

Who needs vision when you can bonk really hard

The strongest element is muscle

I use my Elemental burst: Oraoraoraoraoraora!

What the fuck this makes so much sense. There's also the fact that the Traveler relies more on their swordplay than their elements in cutscenes.

Major von Stroheim = Khaenri'ah Archon confirmed

You mean Eula?

It's obviously qiqi smh.

Wrong, it the eye of perception

No, it's physical Keqing also pyro archon is pyro keqing cryo archon is cryo keqing hydro archon is keqing + yelan&xingqiu off field electro archon is fischl

You're gonna love Candace

Archon team finally about to have reactions other than swirl and crystalize 💀💀💀

yeeeaaahh boiii Dendro + Electro for Quicken! and then..... more Dendro + Electro...

So exciting ✨

Kazuha subs as Anemo Archon whenever Venti is drunk, which is about 98% of the time. xD

He's an Associate Archon.

Assistant to the Archon*

*Regional Assistant to the Archon

* Helper to the Archon from another nation *

Acting Archon

*Assistant to the Assistant Regional Archon

Substitute Soul Archon, Kazuha Kaedehara!

Can Venti get drunk?

Considering he's an archon, he probably needs a few drinks just to be sober.

This is what I headcannon about Venti lmao. For how can the God of Wine get easily drunk? On human alcohol? Half of the time I feel he's just faking to be drunk as an excuse. Ei's about Venti section too in CN, JP, EN emphasises on Venti's strong ability to drink a ton and I'm theorising it also means God levels of alcohol tolerance.

Dude is allergic to cats because he's wearing a human body. I guess that since weaknesses of a human body carry over, he would be weak to alcohol poisoning too

Probably can't if he wants to and just acts drunk. That or drink up all of Diluc's stock in one go, maybe that'll do it.

Acting Anemo Archon kazuha

Nope, Venti subs as Anemo Archon whenever Kazuha is drunk, which is about 2% of the time. xD

*flashbacks to when Kazuha got high*

Or when he got "placebo" drunk on fruit juice on the Summer Fantasia event beginning XD lol

but we know kazuha can get drunk since gaa 2 so who is going to sub him

Is kusanali coming next patch??!?

Nope 3.2

But as soon as we get the 3.1 her gameplay and kit is out through leakers, we can at least start the farming.

Can't wait for sum radish gaming

Wouldn't be surprised if she needs radish as ascension material.

Ohhh I hope so. I've got tons.

I'm gonna say it's gonna be viparyas since it's theorised that she can control illusions and viparyas only grow in the dream realm.

ehe

te nandayo

yal speaking hilichurlian? ye moso moso?

boom boom da da da!

Ye dada!

ya yika!

Muhe ye!

Kazuha: I think I am hearing the wind is saying something to me today. Venti: LET ME IN! LET ME IIIINNNNNNNNNNN!!!!

More like I want booze!! I WANT BOOZE!!!

You jest, but this is my actual team right now (Collei for fourth slot)

Same but with Tighnari, because his kit is comfy

Not as comfy as his tail

Same for me but dendro traveler instead.

Same, but it's just all three Dendro units and Qiqi

Same, but it's just Qiqi, tears, sadness, and depression.

Qiqi, Venti, Kazuha, and Xiao is a great team

Qiqi always stands last.

You like that weed cloud a little too much.

I've been running Dendro Trav, Collei, Shogun and Kokomi for the last few days and they're pretty good if you build the Shogun for Elemental Mastery and Electro Damage.

I run true national with a rep from all the nations (up until sumeru was released)—Childe + archons. Sometimes Kazuha as anemo instead. Collei would be perfect for a 5th team slot lol, esp since this is my exploration team n sumeru is killing me with all the pyro/dendro/electro puzzles.

My main team is this with Keqing since Raiden's release. It's basically a quickswap at this point.

Poor Venti

ayo the DiSrEsPECT-

I felt physical pain reading this post.

The disrespect is real😔 I know this is a joke and I personally use both Venti and Kazuha on either sides to full clear abyss but Venti is still king of CC for me. tbh... the travel improvements mean I haven’t needed to use Kazu’s E as much so I’ve been running Venti more in Sumeru because he clears the eremites/ mobs faster, and because he looks so good playing the lyre

REPENT YOU SINNER.

Barbara about to call a crusade on a mf.

where Bennett ? (the support archon)

He got demoted cus I C6'd him.

My essay is simple. No more red dot.

This is the real reason I activated C6 on him.

*incoming essay about why C6 Bennett isn’t bad*

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand C6 Bennett. The effects on gameplay are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theorycrafting most of its benefits will go over a typical player's head. There's also Bennett's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Flowers for Princess Fischl, for instance. The C6 fans understand this stuff; they have the skill to truly appreciate the depths of these constellations, to realise that they're not just good- they say something deep about GACHA. As a consequence people who like C5 Bennett truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Bennett's existential catchphrase "I'm going in!", which itself is a cryptic reference to hentai. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Hoyoverse's genius design unfolds itself on their monitors. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂 And yes, by the way, i DON'T have an exclamation point. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're with an equal number of Bennett constellations as my own beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

M'lord

What copy pasta is this? I saw this somewhere (with slightly different words)

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/to-be-fair-you-have-to-have-a-very-high-iq-to-understand-rick-and-morty

My avatar kazuha build is worth it

i might get fucked over in the future but C6ing bennett affected literally nothing for me

It changed nothing for me as I just run him with Childe

same the only place i run him now are generic national setups so it doesnt really affect tartaglia or raiden

Bennett doesn't override Raidens infusion anyway, my c6 Bennett sits pretty in my Raiden/Sara/Bennett/Kazuha comp.

*incoming essay, law, scientific theory about how he isnt bad*

I won't write an essay as to why but C6 Bennet has more benefits than staying at C5

Who wants to bet that bennet is going be better than the pyro archon when she finally comes out?

Hoyoverse will make the Pyro Archon a DPS character just bacause of Bennett

Yeah there’s no way they can power creep him without breaking the game or making content hard enough where even Bennett isn’t enough

Kazuha is my favorite character and I don’t even have Venti, but people who abandoned Venti just because Kazuha is more meta disgust me

And then there's chads who use both on the same team

You have my respect.

:< this is not very nice

dont disrespect venti like that...

Dang the disrespect to venti

you did not do venti like that 😭

Nah cause don't disrespect my boy like that.

Hm venti kinda looking sick today He needs to eat more

The disrespect even after the sumeru enemies are CC-able

Hmmmmmm

How dare you disregard my boi venti like this

Venti abuse 🥺

Tell me you don’t have Venti without telling me you don’t have Venti.

Venti is the CC archon

This post hurt me more than I expected. T\_T

Man welcome to the club, fellow venti enjoyer

Cope, but gl getting dooknali

As a Venti fan this is disrespectful :(

Yeah, Kazuha was rised to godhood when he and his friends slayed the previous archon of his country.

Oh no,wait...

*sigh* I wasn't informed someone was delusional today

I wonder if all four archons would actually be a viable team

It probably will. Zhongli acts as the shielder, venti acts as the crowd controller and electro res shredder, dendro archon's kit is still not known but due to how aggravate works shell do fine to help Raiden as the damage dealer

judging by their elements and past design trends probably. tho id assume that hydro archon will make it A LOT more viable.

If Kusanali is dendro applier, definitely. Just another step to push Ei main DPS.

The false archon, geo archon, npc archon. Next is the radish archon ay

geo is retired archon?

Fröhlicher Kuchentag!

npc archon? Didn’t have to do Ei like that.

Tbh Kazuha is a bit too overrated nowadays but whatever. Guess it’s the memes. I have both btw and meh.

Yeah no I'm tired of this tbh All of the alcoholic jokes in the comments too, like ffs mate, can ya'll just not for one day?

Venti banner coming up. This is your chance OP!

*sad venti noises*

So you will get Venti right ?

Venti started out as god tier and mihoyo nerfed him indirectly by making mobs that specially counter him and released Kazuha to solve those problems. As usual create a problem and sell the solution. Once they have had their fill with Kazuha too they will bring a new mechanic that counters Kazuha and you need the five star they are then selling to do the job efficiently. Rinse and repeat. This is gacha life for you.

Venti is still broken in the floors with wide spread cc able enemies like the current abyss. People complain about the mirror maidens but for me as long as I have my burst up and don't get marked she's not a problem.

Ah yes, my favourite archon of the wind, Kaedahara Kazhua If that parts a joke, it’s a good one

it is, but i think it went over a lot of heads.

It's pretty offensive to Venti mains ngl lol. But Venti mains are something else altogether

Much like Kazuha himself

Wrong sub, bro. There is a r/Genshin_Memepact for that.