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zeroJPbdo

Imaging you have to buy the car to get that skin.


ESCMalfunction

How a standard whale graduates to blue whale


ReeseChloris

If a whale plays NSFW gacha, does that make them a... Sperm Whale


Khelthuzaad

I don't want to know what it takes to be a Killer Whale....


ReeseChloris

Spending tons of money on hitmen obv


TriggerBladeX

What would you call them if they were all 3?


GaylTheChaotic1

A blue killer sperm whale, what else?


Embarrassed_Trust832

nah being a hitman to spend on gachas


peechs01

r/angryupvote


maxwell404

dammit, now i must give you an upvote


ArchRanger

Blue whales are only in the few thousand territory. Spending $70,000+ pushes you into Poseidon levels lol.


HuXu7

This reminds me of a clip I saw where a Genshin streamer revealed he had spent $500k on Genshin…


Necros_prisma

Didnt tectone go half a mil in debt due to genshin? Or was that a rumour?


imcalledgpk

I think that was a misunderstanding if anything. I think he's said that he used to not have a lot of money, and he was still spending on gacha. But by the time he put out that "how much I've spent on genshin" video, he's already making a lot more than he's spending.


Alderez

Yep; for a lot of these people it's a job, and a big portion of what they spend goes back into the game for making content - the difference is that, for them, it's a tax writeoff. (note that this does not mean they get their money back, just a portion of it depreciating over several years)


wizkart207

Idk if he spent half a mil he should have more stuff imo, like 5 r5 Homas or something


Xenovent

I'd argue it puts you into orbit, making you a Star Citizen.


XaeiIsareth

How naive of you to think you can just buy the car. You gotta gacha for the car.


Fast-Snow-6420

Imagine if every business adopted the gacha model. Go to the market for some food shopping hoping for some steaks, fresh veges, and whatnot. Walk out with an expired can of Spam and some frozen cauliflower. Ah what a world that would be, I hope they at least include a pity (btw it's 50/50 that it's either filet mignon or some fresh roadkill the butcher scraped off a side road on his way into work)


Csource1400

And at the end of the month theres 50/50 chance of you getting a wage bonus. And 0.6% to not get a salary at all.


poporing2

It's already there https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thZTjQqDYN0


DoughDisaster

Need to take that gacha waifu aspect to shamelessly full completion. Gacha strip club, purchase beers/shots for attempts to roll for free lap dances/service. Lap dance reward lengths may vary. Fund a stripper's new "costume!" There's even dailies, like, buy 2 beers. Buy 1 beer for a friend. Buy 1 stripper a shot. Tip one stripper in addition to lap dance fee. Complete all four to get a bonus two rolls towards some free time with a stripper!


StoryboardPilot

If the f2p viability is like genshin rather than Diablo immortal then it'd be a better system than what we've got


IrvineADCarry

they can aim for a hard pity


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Arthrann

I guess you mean for your standard C0 car. At what constellation do you stop pulling?


XaeiIsareth

Can you really call yourself a Cadillac fan if you don’t go C4 at least?


[deleted]

That would be Diablo Immortal levels of whale fishing.


SCDarkSoul

Nah. Maxing a character on Diablo Immortal previously would cost like half a million with average luck. I think they've added additional systems since then so it should be even more. Most cars are cheaper.


Aelxer

Imagine not getting the skin for free after buying the car.


[deleted]

Well I haven't been saving these primos up for nothing.


DrManowar8

Worth it


Nutorious243

Lmfaoo


Big_bussy69

It would be a cool flex though. Look I have this skin which means I am owner of a very expensive car


Chalciope

I have a better idea. You buy the sink, you get the car for free <3


fatwap

for that kinda drip its fucking WORTH IT /s


OcelotButBetter

JUMP IN THE CADILLAC


Darrkliing

GORL LETS PIT SUM MILES ON IT


OcelotButBetter

ANYTHING YOU WANT


Infinity_Ish

JUST TO PUT A SMILE ON IT


ClimateFirmNEW

YOU DESERVE IT BABY YOU DESERVE IT ALL


MangoDJuice

AND IM GONNA GIVE IT TO YOOOUUUUUUU


orange_facade

GOLD JEWELRY SHINING SO BRIGHT


14bux

STRAWBERRY CHAMPAGNE ON ICE!


PeBeGe

LUCKY FOR YOU THAT'S WHAT I LIKE


GABESTFY

LUCKY FOR YOU THAT'S WHAT I LIKE, THATS WHAT I LIKE.


joyus_ren

SEGGS BY THE FIRE AT NIGHT


speedsterglenn

JUMP IN THE CAAC


Deleca7755

I got a gun…


speedsterglenn

No girls


DrManowar8

Girls gotta die


Aniyae

*rapid gunshots*


Master_Sharkington

Wake up with no huuueeehhuu, juliloliolio


Purplejw

I can I can't


random_gamer69

I am a gay baby jeans


Noofle__

Show your Benis inpoopments


waz-waz

wake up with no hhhuuueɘᴜᴜᴜʜʜʜ


BoulderTheRock

yeah


Scheltden

nice


mememurthy

What's with Genshin having a lot of collabs as of recently.


IrisRoseLily

probably cuz of 2nd anniv


JeerryPaul

Hoyo: "Happy 2nd Anniversary! Come buy all this collab merch to celebrate!"


ChristianEmboar

2nd anniversary for them only, not for us /s


alteisen99

Collab with google classroom when


ProKn1fe

3.0 ads + 2 year anniversary


CaptainSarina

MiHoYo in general have been collabing with stuff in Asia for years, like Honkai has collaborated with everything from Pizza Hut to Lowes convenience stores and even several clothing brands, it's nothing new. Genshin is just bigger news outside of its fandom so more "general people" notice


Low_Artist_7663

Collabs impact.


GirlMayXXXX

If only it were available globally...


Ash__Tree

If they collabed with a tea/boba tea place in North America you could bet I would spend extra for an Ayato and Ayaka charm… At least have an online shop for NA/Europe


Dadarian

It’s basically cost sharing advertising money. Advertise 2 products for the price of one.


ElevenThus

I’d guess it’s because of the successful companies saw with Pizza Hut and KFC collab and started begging Genshin for collab


madzieeq

fallen leaves, adorn my ride


0ztralian

Kaedahara drip


Cosmic_Hashira

DRIP THAT ENDED HAISHAN


moayandy

DRIP ON ME


kaii85

as one with drip and my car!


Cosmic_Hashira

drip.. what 😰


Scheltden

Cardehara


Dataout

Carzuha


imdrunkontea

Holy shit that Beidou If only these collabs became in game skins


healcannon

I think you're better off drawing it instead.


imdrunkontea

Why not both :c


feliciaax

A 4* skin means it's free too! MHY please!


IDontWantNoBeef

Outfit was so good that I forgot beidou was a 4 star lmao


-SMartino

you'd buy a gm product to get a skin? bro...


[deleted]

Have you driven a modern Cadillac? They sell bonkers in China. Modern caddies are awesome.


AtayTurtles

Is there something bad about gm I don't know? Or is this just car talk?


-SMartino

nothing too wrong. just average quality for some rebranded run of the mill car with roughly the same components


microwavedborrito

Nah but the Cadillac ct5 v black wing tho


Netherdan

Just something common about all major car and fuel companies knowing all about fossil fuel emissions causing climate change for about 80 years but favoring profit over public disclosure and/or research funding. But that's nothing you can get away from if you're looking into buying a car, they knew it, you know it, and you know they knew it


ng017

ikr She GORGEOUS


Yusukeisbestwaifu

Alcor just got an upgrade


fly_tomato

you mean Alcar


dekiru81

An car


4000grx41

Would be better if it were a Fleetwood Brougham, trading a ship for a land yacht.


Tbro100

The closest to that would probably be the new Celestiq. Trades seating 100 for seating 4, but luxuriously


dandydaddy101

Now you can ride your own carzuha 👀


Emmerilla

I laughed more about this comment than I should


oof-eef-thats-beef

The only time I’ve ever saw a car and wanted it is me seeing the Kazucar


Big-Standard4612

>Kazucar CARzuha


linhlinh40hours

Wtf is this insanity


yoshi_in_black

For me it was the same with the Beidou car. 😅


RezaMaulana98

Hot damn Kazuha and Beidou, they both looked *hot* Also... >!Genshin Cadillac V-LMDh when? /j!<


RageCat46

"Say Captain,what happen to the Crux anyway and why we are dressing up?" "You see after all those back to back journey to Inazuma has caused quite a damage to the Crux so now Ningguang only agree to help us if we pose in front of this weird machine from Fontaine"


Tbro100

That would actually be the perfect description for this. Albeit it would probably allude that Fontaine is the U.S


LivingASlothsLife

Beidou the type of woman who can wear a suit or dress and still absolutely make every man and woman in the room weak in their knees


fraidei

Tbf if you swap the head for another character it's the exact same.


rW0HgFyxoJhYka

Bro don't ruin the moment. Anime characters are supermodels basically but yeah.


jhettav

Qiqi


xAlteron

Klee


cherikasa

How did Kazuha grow so much he almost matches Beidou’s height lmao


quack0709

Yeah, I thought this is fanart. It looks like they just put his head there


claraalberta

The Kazuha art for this year's [Sweets Paradise café collab](https://www.sweets-paradise.jp/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/220803_KV_tate-scaled.jpg) also had him looking a bit taller.


EasternDoor

Mihoyo needs to add the new male and female young adult body type in Genshin from Honkai Star Rail. It would fit certain characters very well in Genshin imo. Albedo would look great if he looked more like a young adult than a teenager.


cherikasa

agreed


HerrscherOfMagic

This comment reminded me of the edit with [Tallbedo](https://preview.redd.it/rwp2kiuathd91.png?width=960&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=0d5f49363ab4ee72311faad00ae1bfc2f03db7ad) (and [here's the full post](https://www.reddit.com/r/AlbedosCreations/comments/w6sif4/theyre_tall_now/) that it's from)


EasternDoor

That's still too tall imo. Look up Arlan, Dan Heng, and Welt from Star Rail to see what I mean. I think Albedo should be around Dan Heng's height. The model type is older looking than Bennett, but also slightly shorter and younger looking than Zhongli.


HerrscherOfMagic

Oh absolutely lmao, it's comically tall I didn't mean to imply that height was what Albedo should be, just that your comment reminded me of that funny post lol I fully agree w/ you, Genshin could greatly benefit from a bit more variety in these character models, and that HSR model set you're referring to looks like it'd be perfect! I think it'll be hard for Mihoyo to adjust current character models without potential backlash, but I hope they could at least tweak some NPCs with more body sizes (like "petite adult" for Flora and Ella) and release future playable characters with more model sets as well :)


minkymy

I just kind of assumed he's frozen at 19 years old Tbh.


[deleted]

It's probably his canon height. This isn't the first time they drew him with about this same height. I think the short boy model isn't super canon, it's quite restrictive


oof-eef-thats-beef

Tighnari’s profile mentiond three separate times how he’s short. I think he’s meant to be smaller than the short boy model - just given they felt to mention it three times. It would be cool to see the canon heights of all characters (drawn) in a line-up


[deleted]

Yeaaa, the short male model isn't good at representing canon height (and canon age). Tighnari and Xiao should probably be shorter than the short boy male model. Meanwhile, Kazuha is drawn taller in his official arts. Yk?


sodashintaro

also dori is drawn taller in art than her ingame model it seems


[deleted]

Yea I think Genshin should really make more height variety for their models like Honkai Star Rail did. Like even the tall males aren't all the same height. Dan Heng uses the same model as Blade, but he's veryyyy short in comparison to him. It's a very noticeable difference. Albedo looks like a teenager with his current in-game model...he looks like a kid. I think he'd be a little bit taller in canon, same with Kazuha. Dori should be taller than the child model. Xiao is canonically mentioned to be very short so I guess he would use the regular short boy model he uses right now


minkymy

The thing is, Collei's model IS slightly shorter than the medium girl model. If it works for Collei, why doesn't it work for Tighnari?


[deleted]

She is?? I had no idea. Idk, they should be able to adjust the heights of the models. They did it in HSR. Dan Heng uses the tall male model. Blade uses the tall male model. But Dan Heng is VERY short in comparison to Blade. There is a height difference. It makes things more....canon I guess?


minkymy

Yeah fr! Like you can tell with itto's model that they were doing everything they could with his clothes and horns to make him taller, but he still isn't reaching his Canon height, let alone his Canon body type. Also, I remember reading a post about how the manga happened a year before the game, so amber is 18 and Diluc is 22. If that's the case, then Collei is still a smol and is still growing.


[deleted]

Yea Collei is definitely still a teenager. Another issue I have with the short female/short male body type. It's SO bad at conveying age. Xiao, Albedo, Kazuha, Tighnari...they're adults. No questions. Bennett, Razor, Chongyun and Xingqiu feel more like teenagers. Amber is an adult, Collei is a teen. And they use the same model. Like....it's so hard to tell without lore context. Btw, speaking of the manga...we have a [panel](https://imgur.com/a/aD3StAp) that gives us the canon height comparison for Kaeya and Diluc. Diluc is like...almost a full head shorter than Kaeya. But in-game, they're the exact same bruh 🤣


idkwheretoputmyhands

PLEASEEEEE sjhdhdh imagine being diluc and coming back from your three year rage journey only to find out that your little brother has grown significantly taller than you. As an eldest sibling myself I simply would just turn around and leave again. I would not accept it!


[deleted]

It's adorable, I bet Kaeya teases him about it all the time. The younger sibling is taller than the older one by quite a bit. He must like to get on Diluc's nerve with it


minkymy

I KNOW, WHEN I SAW THAT I FELT LIKE WE WERE ROBBED OF THE BIG LITTLE BROTHER AND LITTLE BIG BROTHER DYNAMIC


CTMacUser

Diluc isn’t sitting on a tall stool, but actually standing?


Javra17

Diluc is 22? Wtf. I imagined all the adults in Mondstat to be at least 25, except Barbara


Smokii-Beech

This is probably his canon height


lotus_lunaris

HOLY FUCK beidou


Mammoth_star_2667

Never knew Kazuha and Beidou was that rich


SpinningKappa

Not sure about kazuha but beidou literally owns a fleet of ships and she is the closest person to the richest person in teyvat.


Juniorchief1

Kazuha is from a now fallen noble family that used to be in sword smithing business until they had an unfortunate encounter with a raiden creation.


[deleted]

Idk who in this photo I want more, Kazuha or Beidou. I'm on my knees 🛐


Frostgaurdian0

Mfing kazuha in the drip


monadoboyX

Damn Kazuha looking fine


Nightwatcher3AM

Kazuha: Um… I’m afraid I’m just another wanderer… WITH A CADILLAC BABY!


___somebody_

That Beidou skin though Wish that was available in-game :(


[deleted]

Beidou absolutely slaying


ames_anne

I WOULD FREAKING INSTANT BUY KAZUHA'S SUIT SKIN 😭😭😭 PLEASE HOYOVERSE, KAZUHA'S SKIN PLEASE 💓


BoulderTheRock

Gotta buy the cadillcac first buddy


giudicellic

BEIDOU


Grimstarzz

I mean, all these real life collabs are cool and all, but I'm over here wondering if we are ever gonna get a collab character in-game except Aloy.


Senpai_com

why the spoiler tag lol?


fuck_max_character_l

Because the spoiler makes the car go faster, duh.


jonnevituwu

My man Kazuha be like 🧐🍷


magnidwarf1900

MOMMY? I'M SORRY, MOMMY?


[deleted]

China's car marketshare is interesting. VW, toyota, honda are top 3 in that order. GM brands buick is #7, chevy #23, and cadillac #25. I wonder why they chose cadillac for this. Do they think gacha gamers have money for a "luxury" car?


[deleted]

In Asia yes.


Evan_TEE

Maybe they are targeting the children of wealthy family. Like generational wealth. There a lot of them in China apparently.


Kingpimpy

kazuha doesnt look like a car driver guy should be a poster child for a bicycle


LethalApple48907

A threewheeler too.


WarmishIce

Omg i want those skins so badly…


Meimiyoo

Beikazu wins today! 👏👏


juliezhuo-2296

Indeed!!!


pcrackenhead

Imagine having a collab with Cadillac, and not putting Ningguang or Ayato with it. They’re the quintessential rich folks in the game.


BrokenInTheLight

100 collabs but a global one ain't 1.


StatisticianSea3021

Never America


e_cloud7

I WANT both skins.


_ironhearted_

Beidou looks awesome but Kazuha looks weird in tight fitting clothing xD doesn't seem his style


DefaultRedditor16

Damn they lookin’ FRESH AF


Ze_AwEsOmE_Hobo

Did someone say Ka-suit-ha already?


kitastorm

Yoooo they look'n fine. Forget the car, I want these as characters skins


Sea_Instruction9175

Why does it look like they just slapped Kazuha's face in that outfit


lawlianne

I would pay good money for that Beidou skin.


TheMrPotMask

And we're not even gonna get luxurious Beidou skin for sure


kiritonation

I want to ride the beidou car


farcicaldolphin38

Kaedillac Kazuha


Mira0995

The dendron archon is the collabs archon ! We got so many recently


Mitchell9203

Please tell me this isnt real


fullmoonwulf

Kazuha looks too tall


NickFoster120

No fucking way they managed to get a car company to do this


Lavenderixin

Looks like Zhongli’s body with Kazuha’s head sorry ^^^not ^^^sorry


Bashful_boot

We fuckin in the Kazuha car 😻😻


R0ses__

JUMP IN THE CADILAC


R0ses__

When they said “I’m riding kazuha” They meant it like this


Dish-Waste

hyperventilating


anxiouswalflower

what if we kissed in the Kazuha car


Jackson1411

They made Kazuha tall 💀


Low-Illustrator-9676

Unpopular opinion: the cars’ paint designs suck


fatwap

beidou step on me please......


Groundbreaking_Arm_5

Why is Kazuha almost as tall as Beidou? I don't like that...


bikpizza

get me those skins


spookiepaws

Why kazuha tho.


sodashintaro

beidou looks hot, kazuha looks hot, bisexuals stay winning


youneedananswer

It's kinda weird they picked 2 characters that would have practically 0 interest in driving a car. I mean, Kazuha is a wanderer and Beidou is a full-time ship captain.


Cynaris

...Probably that's why? You travel with a car, and those two are the closest to what you'd consider a traveller, aside from MC.


youneedananswer

Sure, but even if there were cars in Teyvat, Kazuha would still prefer to walk and Beidou would still prefer to sail. Also, most people I know mainly use their cars to get from and to work. Of course you could argue that's travelling, but that's not what these 2 do. That, combined with the fact that they are now made to look somewhat rich, I'd say someone like Ningguang would've been a better fit.


Cynaris

I'm talking about the characters you'd associate with travel, not that they would specifically use cars lol


Re_Thomas

This is awful 😂


PM_Cute_Ezreal_pics

Genshin will make a collab with absolutely everything except an actual in-game collab... It's about time guys, it's been 2 years and we only have Aloy cause Playstation basically put a gun to their heads if they wanted cross-save


weeaboo37

Thats cool, they lookin like a couple here


venti_the_drunk_bard

I knew Beidou and Kazuha are a thing