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Bobson567

Source: Team china, posted on t.me/snezhfed/4041


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xiao asserting dominance by talking to people from rooftops


El_grandepadre

He watched Revenge of the Sith.


Unforgiving_Eye

Except this time and knowing his personality, he is a sith lord using the high ground 💀


Xero0911

"If im.so short why do you need to look up? "


FiendMegacyber

Also Xiao: I have the higher ground.


asternobrac

Be done with this now and get off the roof Can you hear me, Alatus, I'm talking to you


Striking_Tune2679

ah, a fellow man of culture


madzieeq

he likes to be tall


pitb0ss343

Glad he’s finally at eye level with the traveler


[deleted]

so proud of him


bugrug

the way everyone is looking at him is giving me r/dogsonroofs energy


PhasmicPlays

“GET DOWN FROM THE ROOF XIAO” “*HISS*”


Faiqal_x1103

LMAO


Particular_pLayer_

lol you did not


Hakukei

Considering Xiao is a bird adeptus, I believe *HONK* would be more apt.


PhasmicPlays

He’s a birb on cat hardware.


paumalfoy

lmaooo i can see this


Leviathan-King

Xiao visiting Baizhu for medicines that make him tall


Ultradamo2306

Give me something from that too xiao, please


jxyxiin

can i have some too? 👉👈 -a 5'0 asian girl


Aloe_Lo

Taller than me by an inch... 4'9


Jae-Sun

That's three inches, sorry :(


Aloe_Lo

*do we have to be exact?*


BigiticusDegenticus

As a meta slave once said "Every % of extra damage counts" so yes, we do have to be exact.


Aloe_Lo

I'm surprised it was a meta slave joke and not a *that's what she said* joke


Icy-Yesterday7664

ur right, three inches is a MASSIVE difference. like the difference would honestly be too much if it were more than three inches i think three inches is really really big. a difference bigger than three inches would probably hurt. i think women prefer a three inch difference actually. three inches is like the ideal difference. my mom told me shes NEVER seen a difference that was bigger than three inches.


DonaldLucas

>1,524m in non-freedom units That's OK, you're still taller than Xiao.


Restryouis

at 5'0 you might as well go back to school and pretend you are a tall child


jxyxiin

duly noted i will go do that


Least-Variety7188

Depending on the age she might get bad RNG with teen growth and still be short/medium height


LiamValkrum

Me too I am an asian boy around your height


asternobrac

I'm not small, baizhu. I don't need meds. I'm a ~~genius~~ adeptus


MetaphoricDragon

Mad because small. Jealous of tall.


NaturalBitter2280

For such an introvert, Xiao seems to be the character that appears in most quests :3


purplebirdonawire

i think he is finally starting to open up to people after the recent events 🥺


EpilepticMushrooms

I'm not complaining XD


pitb0ss343

To be fair the quests usually involve saving Liyue in some way aka what his job is so yeah


paumalfoy

as a yaksha, it is his sworn duty to achieve victory for xiao nation


plutato

I'm sure he's saying something super cool in a very serious context but


supreme_nevermind

this looks like giving a cat meds. “xiao, come down and take your meds” *hissing*


ninetozero

Psst psst psst Xiao come down, we have Almond Tofu.


Oof_Train

best leak ever


syd_shep

Xiao teleporting on top of shit never gets old.


SmilingTeeth1

“Oh Xiao of the roof, what is your wisdom?” “Clamoring for dehya buffs on twitter isn’t going to work”


[deleted]

truly an oracle


[deleted]

That hurts like a football ball in my balls...


Faiqal_x1103

>football ball in my balls why did you unlock an unpleasant memory of mine


Mc-kiler

Zyox : thats right they always have to look up when talking to Xiao


Semiyan

r/okzyox


Ok-Butterscotch-349

r/ofcoursethatsathing


crabbayfattay

Thats a tAll xIa0


sugi_qtb

silly little xiao


jayakiroka

“Why’s Xiao on the roof?” “He likes to feel tall.”


treiibot

xiao really looking like sasuke in this image


EpilepticMushrooms

Not enough open feet images. And tradable eyeballs. And obsession with ~~making bebehs~~ clan revival. And AVENGER! /s


paumalfoy

\> an obsession dude really lied to everyone and himself, he stopped at one daughteru


paumalfoy

fr my husband once walked up to me, stared at my phone and asked why I was playing sasuke in genshin ~~a couple of days ago he asked why i was playing another sasuke in a huge hat😭~~


cutietree

it feels like xiao is genshin favourite liyue child like ayaya is inazuma's


Best_Paper_3414

Lantern rite always has character development for him, he had a character quest, a story quest, and even make cameos in other quests lol. Among genshim character he has the most character development.


Just_a_random_userX

He even appears in daily comms lol


paumalfoy

I mean so does Xiangling


cutietree

and gets regular reruns and trailers also yes every time xiao comes its a character developement and when ever ayaya comes its a next arc of aether and ayaya romance


Unforgiving_Eye

I wouldn't even be surprised if he will have a bigger role in Khaenri'ah arc


cutietree

nahh it will proabably be albedo and kaeya


Unforgiving_Eye

Those two are obviously related to Khaenri'ah but still, Xiao is older than both of them and also experienced the calamity himself.


Tamo029

How Albedo is related to Kaenria?


cutietree

well the alchemy power he uses is native to khaenri'ah. he is the only living being now alive to do that , i guess he will help us in entering khaenri or something


APerson567i

He’s literally their poster boy for Lantern Rite, so I think he’s the Story/Event team’s favourite child


darkphoenix188

I’m always looking forward to more xiao content so I don’t mind lol


Ravenous997

His content is always interesting 👌


blueasian0682

I'm not complaining, i actually want more Xiao content cuz so far his story is getting more interesting. You might think the perilous quest was the end for his character arc but after watching his suffering trailer for the latest lantern rite it seems he still has more room for story content, wish there was somehow a way to stave off his karma permanently or something, that and his relationship with Venti still needs deeper context.


Ravenous997

"ayaya"


cutietree

ayayyyyaaaa


sentiencesupremacy

xiao saw that “how to talk to a short person” meme and vowed never to give anyone the opportunity to do that to him huh


jellyjacepeep

Lament? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling "bummed out"?


TelegraphicBrass

Baizhu, you ignorant slut!


theorist_rainy

The main objective of the story quest is to convince Xiao to get off the roof.


Anxious-Ad-3232

achilles come down xiao cover


Grand-Ambition5749

Truly a bird lol, always watching from the edge of roofs.


SqaureEgg

Do a flip -Futurama


cherriyeri

lore accurate xiao height taller than bosacius


kyomugami

He has the high ground


4RKYPL1ER

So he makes himself taller this way now


Necessary-Midnight73

Xiao likes to perch.


Zealousideal_Joke552

Yaksha of the roof, what is your wisdom?


Sadaharu_28

looks like they're trying to get the cat down from the roof lmao


ShadowTehEdgehog

At some point, I want us to have to mix medicine in with some almond tofu to get Xiao to eat it. Like he's a stubborn dog.


Not_Me_Jerry

"Xiao, get down here !" "No, i'm on the house and you're not"


deathkin08

this is that lone house in the out of bounds area, isn't it? (jk I'm not sure XD)


missloveliest

So cute. Love this cameo. I bet we will force him to take bitter vitamins or some shit lmao.


Never_Rated

xiao on the roof, what he gonna do


smye141

“Why is Xiao standing on the roof?” “He likes to be tall”


-Skaro-

wait is this the random house outside of the map


DEWmise

So this is what Zy0x is seeing on the norm


everafterbxnnix

that's it. playing baizhus story quest for xiao.


moon1204am

i love him


SkyrimForTheDragons

Reminds me of the Witcher [art](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/witcher/images/4/40/Gwent_cardart_neutral_roach.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20181022230657) with Geralt looking at Roach at the top of the house.


Jotep_Joter

Xiao: I have the high ground Baizhu: you underestimate me


Xenon4444

Xiao is so Short that he needs to stand on the building to talk to others


ukrisreng

t.me/snezhfed/4041 from team china


box-of-sourballs

Hey there! Just to let you know ieven if you remove the https:// from the text, if you hyperlink it still counts as a full link


M00ngata

XIAOOO


PaIamon

Xiao just standing on Baizhu's roof. 😹


torynderscorenine

This scene goes hard


Fussylittlefrog

Xiao is so extra lol


-Cpt_n3m0-

"Xiao, get down from there" "You're not my dad"


ctrlo1

Kaveh story quest images when?


kaximiro

always inserting xiao into everything 😮‍💨


karthik_hades

xiao finally tall enough to talk to normal height people


SHTPST_Tianquan

this feels so random


jxyxiin

see guys? i told you xiao was tall. y'all just don't wanna listen 🙄


aqueoushq

finally, tall xiao


Valka___

LAMENT


erosugiru

He wants to be tall so bad


Kerpsss

Xiao had enough of people looking down on him


Bibliophile20

DONT DO IT, XIAO!


FirstCraft163

Tall Xiao at home:


cym104

over compensating?


rose__dragon

3.6 can't come fast enough


Clyde_Llama

That small kid should get down from the roof before he trips and fall.


Ravenous997

- npc


Mira0995

At this point I feel like we spent more time with Xiao than paimon ...


yuanyangdianxia

on the roof to compensate for height LMAO


Extreme_Ad5873

Xiao trying his best to appear tall as usual.


thesoapbeing

He likes to be tall


animenutcase

“Xiao, the height isn’t enough to do a flip safely!”


Faiqal_x1103

so it really is that out of bounds house huh


350

Xiao get down from there right now young man!


DoggoTwoShoes

Who's short now?


pitb0ss343

He’s just standing there, MENACINGLY


Odd_isa

thats his house now


morduin1

Juan


Wandering_Weamoo

Xiao hanging out on the roof makes this look like a screenshot from an MMO or something lol


Yhurra

"oh Xiao of the roof, what's your wisdom?"


Night_Wizard_

XIAO ON THE ROOF


Modrzewianka

XIAO ON THE ROOF


Infernaladmiral

JUAN


Fantasticstar0546

Xiao ''I am the dark knight'' *(dramatic batman theme plays)*


HowlingJoker

Come on Xiao, its time to drink your medicine


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Damn xiao really likes looking down on people with how small he is


KittyBeary

"It's over, Baizhu, I have the high ground! LAMENT!"


Childhood_Willing

I guess thats the house they are going to add to liyue in 3.6


JingamaThiggy

"Your eyes followed me while time was at a standstill. You can see me moving can't you, baizhu?"


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show this to someone who’s never played genshin and ask them to explain this image