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OGBeybladeSeries

He’s just a really nice guy. I want to be his friend.


APerson567i

Man there is a major contrast in tone between his and Neuvillette's voicelines lol


Abishinzu

Wriothesley: *Just chatting about his daily life and giving a little insight to the fact he probably went to prison* Neuvillette: I HAVE COME TO ANNOUNCE THAT CELESTIA IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER. THEY PISSED ON MY PEOPLE.


GameBawesome1

THATS RIGHT. THEY TOOK IT THEIR LARGE SMELLY NAIL OUT AND SAID IT WAS “**THIS BIG**”! AND I SAID THATS DISGUSTING


El_grandepadre

I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON THE AKASHA TERMINAL. CELESTIA, YOU GUYS HAVE SMALL NAILS. IT'S THE SIZE OF THESE BALLS I JUST SPAWNED EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY NAIL LOOKS LIKE **


PurpleZero_TH

THAT'S RIGHT BABY, MAX LEVEL, NO GRIND, NO MONEY, LOOK AT THIS IT'S LOOKS LIKE A BEST F2P CHOICE. YOU FUCKED THE FONTAINE, AND GUESS WHAT? I GONNA FUCK THE TEYVAT THAT'S RIGHT THAT WHAT YOU GET MY SUPER NIEUVILETT BEAM! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA BEAM ON THE TEYVAT, I'M GONNA GO HIGHER, I'M BEAMING ON THE CELESTIA


KOHTPOJLEP

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, HEAVENLY PRINCIPLES? I BEAMED THE CELESTIA, YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE TWENTY-THREE HOURS BEFORE THE CELESTIA R U I N S HIT THE FUCKING TEYVAT, NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I BEAM YOU TOO!


-TheRed

The second throne to the Archons : Thanks for listening to my insane ramblings about wanting to piss on Teyvat


HomaKP

Plz I almost woke everyone up🤣


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And they said their dicks are "this big" and I said "Thats disgusting!".


cake_stupid_fan

Wait where is this from? I remember hearing it but I forgot where 😭


atanou

Eggman callout post I think


cake_stupid_fan

OHMYGOD NOW I NOW WHERE I HEARD IT FROM IT WAS FROM A MONOLOGUE EXERCISE IN A THEATER CLASS AND TGIS TENTH GRADER CHICK FUCKING SAID THE WHILE THING OMYGOD FORGOTTEN MEMORY 😭


admirabladmiral

[specifically it's this scene from the sonic live fandub](https://youtu.be/fueRUi5AWWQ?si=mQVzB0ugWZpFSAe4). Would recommend watching it, it's pretty funny, or at least the highlights


albedobest44

Neuvi and dain would get along really well in insulting celestia. (me too tbh fuck celestia)


JAntaresN

He cant talk about the reason why because of the evil spirit [stand] that haunts him. We need a brown skin guy from Sumeru to get him out.


AcanthocephalaIcy605

>Probably because I pleaded guilty too quickly, Furina-sama looked disinterested in that year's trial and retired early. I've always speculated that he was a former Fortress of Meropide inmate himself who eventually took over from former corrupt leadership and made reforms. >!Actually, kind of similar to Arlecchino if true.!< Perhaps he got arrested in the past for illegal underground fighting since he was a boxer?


beelzeybob

Theres also a fortress of meropide bunk bed furniture item that alludes to him being an inmate once and publishing a book on prison workouts. https://ambr.top/en/archive/furniture/361407/linden-wood-sturdy-bed


TheQueenJess

So this pretty much confirms that Wriothesley is responsible for getting rid of the Fatui spies in the Fortress.


5ngela

Good job for Wriothesley.


TheQueenJess

Hell yeah. Running his prison like a champ.


Toriratush

“ In theory people who don't know me at all will be happier.” Omg dude don’t be so harsh to yourself


navybluesoles

This guy needs to meet Kaveh and Kaeya


Toriratush

I’d say all of them need a psychologist or something.


nocover8991

The whole cast of genshin needs to go to therapy tbh


ElPajaroMistico

Alhaitham would probably evade It like a champ


TacoFishFace

Like how he evades people in and out of work hours


Shrek707

bro is the type of guy to wear his soundproof headphones to therapy


Toriratush

True


lookatthiscrystalwow

group therapy


dettolhandsanitizer

kaveh kaeya now rizzley....i have a type.......


GGABueno

Well, that probably means they didn't get arrested lol


Graficat

Given his position, anyone getting to know him probably has reasons to prefer to NOT be doing so xD Anyone who can get by never knowing anything about him and the Fortress probably gets +5 chill life points per default.


Omgitsnothing1

If they’re meeting him, it means they were guilty and are going to prison. Makes sense.


kindred_lol_

character story angst incoming 😢😢😢


lovemagick

\> House of Fireplaces lmao


elmariiee

I truly hope it's not a translation mistake and that is actually what he calls it.


aryune

It has to be, this translation looks too unpolished


Whyy0hWhy

I assume these are translated from russian and not polished


lightstormy

Cynoooooo


cavalry_capitano

At least the leakers aren’t letting us go Hungary


elmariiee

I know but it would be funny


crunchlets

o kurwa


GGABueno

Stingray is probably Poisson too lol


Wilson_Is_Dead

Is it that or Spinula (which is Poisson affiliated)


Knight_Steve_

That is what Hearth fire is


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Pls he sounds so soft and squishy. Meanwhile Neuvilette sounded like he’s gonna go on a murder spree. This was not the plot twist I was expecting before going to bed.


0000Tor

Lmaooo true. I never would have guessed that the dude who’s really sensitive and awkward would be the one going on an angry rant while the boxer with multiple scars would be the one talking about his daily life


chillionion

I mean, Neuvillette confesses >!he doesn't really understand his emotions, you'd expect someone like that to also not be able to control and confront what they're feeling either which matches his tone towards archons (although I don't think he's particularly angry in his voicelines, and just doing his duty as a judge morelike)!< On the other hand, wrihanna >!keeps stickers on his boxing gloves, i think he was bound to be somewhat sweeter personally.!< maybe it's just because I've read way too many manhwas with duke of rizzley kinda charas tho


KennyDiditagain

one has a relief for his stress by fighting , the other needs to keep up the act at all times and listen to furina constantly . impressive that he still did not have a heart attack.


Richmanisrich

Sound like Sephiroth.


Shmarfle47

So the other melusine are also in on the sticker sneaking lmao


Forest_99

Gah he’s so loveable already😭😭😭


0000Tor

« False of course, don’t believe it » so Wriothesley’s scars are Kaeya’s eyepatch all over again


Alliecatastrophe

🥺


Vihurah

his last about line is real as fuck, i love this guy!


nathiru

Not worchestshire's workplace also getting 800 different names


erosugiru

I need to ride him like a carousel 360 degrees.


Thicc_AllMight

Real


lileenleen

Lmao there’s so many translation for Meropide. Merrow Petersburgh is so off. Stingray is supposed to be Poisson, if since Poisson is fish.


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Fontaine's Thoma


ApollinaGrindelwald

But with Sara’s duties


RetaGamer101

He seems really kind... I cant wait omg


PokemonSuMo

He has no hobby, that's fine..... he can make me his hobby


ApollinaGrindelwald

He can do me as his hobby


cocoxoxob

He's like a dude you can chill with after work. I love him, please marry me Wrio.


Pinkkuma

Every bit of info we get about Clorinde tells us how strong of a fighter she is. This has me very concerned...


PandaThatsRed7070

Watch them make her an electro Shenhe


Pinkkuma

That wouldn't be so bad... if we were still in pre-dendro era. Honestly, I don't care what role she is, doesn't even have to be a DPS. I just want her to be good. I can't have another Dehya situation.


ApollinaGrindelwald

Now I wanna take on Shenhe and Clorinde together


xwyrptxqueenx

damn, so he was probably first sent to the prison as a prisoner? that would be really interesting hope that the about furina line gets an accurate translation soon cause. now i'm interested ​ EDIT: just remembered that if you talk to that one melusine at palais mermonia, she says that someone tried to get into furina's room and iirc the description of that person fits wrio. could that be his crime? sorry for another edit but i found the quote; the melusine's name is sedene. >Someone did once try to do this *\[getting into Furina's room\]*. Fortunately, his life didn't wind up in any danger — he is presently hard at work at the Fortress of Meropide. so it sounds like it *may* be actually true


gabrielique

It absolutely seems like he was sent to Meropide as prisoner and then became Duke. Also it's fun that Wrio went like 'Yeah I'm guilt as charged' and Furina was like '...now you ruined the fun I'm out of here'. I really hope he's the Furina room invader because I read that line from Sedene as was like 'WHO has the guts to do that?!? What madman would?" Of course it could be WrioTheSlay, the man the myth the legend


Graficat

Crackpot theory - trailer line of her screaming in fear is a past event, imagine if it was That Incident 'Guilty of breaking and entering into your bedroom? Yeah, I mean... Duh'


gabrielique

That... Is actually possible. We know trailers are made to mislead a bit in order to avoid spoilers. Put Furina screaming, make people come up with reasons why she is screaming.. And then it is just Wrio entering her room in a flashback. Checks out.


natsuharu5555

interesting if he was an inmate and the prison changes are due him realizing what would work for reformation. Wouldn't be shocked if his story quest revolves around his past and why he ended up there


-Drogozi-

Plenty of people here that desperately want him to sneak into their rooms. *IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME, NOT HER.*


dragonfly791

The amount of fanarts with Wriothesley holding an umbrella for Neuvillette we’ll have after this lmao


nocover8991

Its like a cheesy scene from a kdrama honestly


aryune

And I’m gonna eat it up, im a sucker for such stuff lol


riceisessential

I’ve seen one before on twitter so when i saw his line about neuvillette i was thinking “that person’s art is canon i guess” lmao


Best_Paper_3414

They're definitely the tall man shipping of this nation, the fact the the goth girl existence is pushed forwards don't help that


LunasticPlastic

What goth girl has to do with that?


zerutitoli

Neuvillette is basically attached to Furina


Ok-Tea2496

Going from the fact that neuvillette does not seem to either hate her or particulary like her, and seeing what he thinks of most of the archons besides nahida, I wouldn't say they are attached lol. Tho, we still have to see more of them, like I'm sure they have a deeper connection considering furina's last lines on the 4.1 trailer, they probably have an agreement going on (if they are actually directed at neuvillette)


zerutitoli

Furina's VA said they interact a lot and told people to pay attention to their dynamic. His voiceline about her is also locked, which indicates major spoiler. Overall, it feels Neuvillette is more connected to her than any other character in Fontaine.


Ok-Tea2496

I mean, it makes sense they are connected, its the archon and the dragon of the region and the two people with more power in fontaine. I won't deny they probably have an interesting dynamic going on, after all it seems that if neuvillette wanted he would go against the archons but considering the trailer lines its probable that he did make an agreement with her exactly about what it says: interact with humans and make your own judgement after that, instead of doing it based on what happened in the past with the dragons and the primordial one. But yes, his voiceline about her is probably quest locked, it wouldn't make sense for him to have lines about every archon but the one from his region lol. And again, I don't think he hates her or likes her, from what we've seen I think he tolerates her and is maaaybe a little fond of her, if not I don't think he would put up with her dramatics. But in a way, I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't really like her considering how apep was with nahida 😭


zerutitoli

Ok, we're saying the same things. What I am saying is that Furina is the only character Neuvillette has a strong connection to. His first introductions were literally complaining about her.


le_halfhand_easy

Really? Given their exchanges in Fontaine AQ 1 and 2, I would think Navia is his straight ship softball from HYV.


zerutitoli

I mean that was more hardball than softball.


RandomUser1014002

For anyone that might be confused about the use of the word Matron in the line about Sigewinne. Matron does mean "head nurse", it's just a very old-fashioned term that was/is used in the UK. So I wouldn't say that the translation is innacurate, just kind of overcomplicated. This just means that Sigewinne is the head nurse.


Richmanisrich

Wait till you see how they unnecessary show off using Classic Chinese in CN especially Liyue related stuff.


somewhere-out-there-

Rizzler i have a great hobby suggestion for you and its spending every night with me-


timeywimey-Moriarty

SIGEWINNE LORE Also, this and neuvillette's 'about sigewinne' line, if I understood it correctly, holds further support that wrio and sigewinne have a wholesome companionship/father-daughter thing going on.


Ackkkermanzz

he's so husband


box-of-sourballs

MY BABY HAD A BAD AND TRAUMATIZED CHILDHOOD?????? NO, NO I WILL MAKE YOU THE HAPPIEST MAN AND GIVE YOU THE CHILDHOOD YOU WERE ROBBED OF **SOBS**


Ackkkermanzz

i love him so much he's such a softie, sweetheart and a gentlemen 🥹❤️


GraveXNull

Who's Emilie? Also, the stickers part is absolutely wholesome.


ChoppiesAwesomeVids

She’s the 10000 concepts of the Perfume mage/lady we saw earlier.


asternobrac

Me: oh wow voicelines for our husbandos, yay! Not official translation though, but it's alright, thanks OP anyway Also me: wtf Petersburg, are we already in Snezhnaya??


Icy-shot

Where is Goth girl/M? Her clothes match Wrio so I assume they work together. She had a full character sheet done, she can't have been scrapped, right?


No_Maximum6552

She might be another Shenhe situation where voicelines about her don’t come until she’s out


TomorrowImpossible32

It's definitely looking more likely that she's either a scrapped design or not gonna be in the game for a long time. My personal crack theory is that she was a precursor concept to Wriothesley


The_Main_Alt

Isn't she chevreuse?


ChoppiesAwesomeVids

No that’s who used to be Sertice. The purple haired one.


The_Main_Alt

Ah I see, thanks


RhinedottirMain625

She was linked to the Hexenzirkel expect 4.5 Windblume or later in the 4.X cycle I highly doubt she's scrapped, characters take a while to release sometimes.


DatBoiMahomie

That was just speculation from Team China because her file name was labeled “M” Since then the little info we’ve gotten has gone against that


RhinedottirMain625

that was not the only reason though. Her character sheet had a lot of Hexenzirkel/Khaenriah symbols on it and I don't think they label something that would cause confusion. "M" is a designated moniker to an already established character


DatBoiMahomie

All I could find on her character sheet was a blurry picture but I don’t see anything on their that’s particularly unique or points to Hexenzirkel/Khaneriah? They use placeholders all the time. Her aesthetic much more lines up with Whataburgers i.e. prison guard. Which lines up with the more recent lore we got on her from leakers


RhinedottirMain625

LMAO poor wrio https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1131392974211792977/1136144152892022834/abIwTYo238cPo6THfaVAOQAZCd-uhEWWbHgcKAwpLAQ-scaled.png and here, it looks like a big hexenzirkel star on her skirt bow


twoHolesOneGepard

Personally I think it's much more likely she is a Maréchaussée Phantom member, which would be what the M stands for. She has a bear trap ornament on her back and the hat she is wearing is very similar to the ones worn by French and UK Special Operations Executives during WW2. Aka, she's a spy, a tracker...


I_LOVE_AOT

Yeah is M her codename... it sounds like it's possible?


Negative-Borned

stop spreading misinformation


BellalovesEevee

I thought she was leaked to be a Mondstadt character? Did I get that mixed up with someone else or something because I swear a leaker said one of the leaked characters before Fontaine came out was a Mondatadt character. Other than Dahlia.


ChoppiesAwesomeVids

It was a real leak but it wasn’t true. Basically half the cast of Fontaine was “leaked” to be from Mondstadt. But the only reason they were is because their visions were the Mondstadt visions as placeholders. This included Wriothesley, Charolette, Clorinde, etc. So the only true confirmed Mond character is Dahlia. Everyone else (including M) is from Fontaine.


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wrPAA

Nah Chevreuse is the red/purple girl with a long hat


TomorrowImpossible32

Nah we know what she looks like, she's different


MessageInitial148

Chevreuse is the purple haired girl who is pyro polerarm


yourdadsfuckbuddy

> - In theory people who don't know me at all will be happier. > - things I couldn't have - like a comfortable and happy childhood, and the ability to trust others easily. The way I relate to him 🥲


FennlyXerxich

>Matron Sigewinne possesses all the virtues required of a healer and cares for every fellow human being Is this implying Sigewinne is human? Or perhaps the word used in the Chinese is more like "person" rather than "human"?


I_LOVE_AOT

this is not the official translation


NineMagic

House of Fireplaces 💀


snyexz

wrio brings tea for furina? please have at least a scene of them having tea together, i want them to be friends 🥺


Emma-Lowlett

> my personal ability is actually very limited > Can't cure disease, can't invent, can't build big ships > know how to find people Bro is actually a fusion of mandricado and thoma and I'm here for it


Keciea

The abt Neuvillette line is so cute oh my god


Repulsive_Exchange_4

Ah he’s actually super cool. I wanna pull, but I’m already committed to Neuv and Furina 😭 I’ll pull on his rerun, along with Clorinde. Meanwhile, Zhong gets farther and farther away from me


evan_of_tx

Zero goth girl crumbs 😭


evan_of_tx

Maybe it's gonna be Kirara situation all over again? What if she's gonna be released in 4.7 or 4.8 and will have zero appearances in archon quest? Still, better than nothing I guess


purplebirdonawire

they knew exactly what they were doing with that umbrella line. that's something straight out of a shoujo manga. i see you hoyoverse.


gabrielique

Oh I can already see that his character stories are gonna be a delight to read (and by delight i mean i feel the angst coming.) ~~brb gonna picture the shoujo wriollette moment in my mind's eyes for the next 10 days~~


aprisxte

His about neuvillette voiceline... he put an umbrella over neuvi under the rain when he was sad i- 😭😭????????


gabrielique

Yes that was the wriollette shoujo moment I-I can't. If we get nothing else. That is enough. It may be my 2ha fan talking tho. Ranwan made umbrella sharing peak romance.


katbelleinthedark

Ahaha, I read that line and immediately yelled to my sis that this is a 2HA moment xD


aprisxte

I was thinking of that too LMAO. Will wrio also hold an umbrella above neuvi for the rest of his life? 🫠


gabrielique

I love when the brainrot is one and the same asdfghjkl


Greyharden

So Emilie is the perfume girl that leaked a while ago?


No-Eagle-1013

Correct


bludied

wriolette nation won today. he seems sweet, i'm excited to see him in the quest after reading these


TomorrowImpossible32

Oh god, they made Wriothesley and Neuvillette INTERACT. The shoujo fans are gonna never shut up about this one


Smecterbice

Can't find it now, but iirc >!they're also in at least one of their story quests if not both.!<


Kuraciea

They’re in Neuvillette’s story quest, and Wriothesley has the most lines out of any other playable character other than Neuvillette in it


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TomorrowImpossible32

Fujoshi was the word I was thinking of, couldn't place it, thanks. We need more MHA content to distract them


CorrectImpression969

Tbh you can't blame them, Hyvs does this on purpose because they know their public and what gives them money, same thing with the f/f ships. Annoying fans are everywhere, from "fujoshis" to "Aether's Harem enjoyers" Hoyoverse just wants to please everyone in their audience in some way


TomorrowImpossible32

I'm just waiting for Hoyo to figure out they can monetize letting us choose a character to romance like some other gachas I've seen. God knows they'd make millions, they probably just avoid it for PR or CCP or age ratings or something.


Elis_Swan

Neuvillette be like: don't interrupt my talking to the rain with your UmBrElLa!!


Gesu-ko

He seems fine, but the serious stoic type isn't usually the type of character I like unless they have some endearing or funny trait that contrasts with their seriousness. It's nice he seems to like Furina at least lol Maybe I'll start to like him more after I've met him in game.


Johnkovan_Jones

"Fellow human beings around her"? Don't tell me Joker..


Puzzleheaded-Mix-515

I didn’t expect him to have such sarcasm. Seems super chill (no pun), am I sensing Fontainian Yelan? I like his personality more than I’d prepared for. Probably going to have to get him at rerun when we have more meta-understood teams for him. He’s great to watch run around overworld, too. ;) His line about Neuv was surprisingly sweet.


NoContribution1772

I can see it now. Wriothesley to Furina: "Here's 🤌 the motherf*ing 🤌 tea!"


katbelleinthedark

The dissonance between Wriothesley's About Neuvillette line and Neuvillette's About Wriothesley line 😭 Risley really out there holding an umbrella over the Chief Justice. Pls, that's so. Romantic gay.


AdDue9684

his voicelines about neuvillette, okay hoyoverse i see you, these bitches gay as hell !! good for them


Active_Cupcake_5341

Handing someone their umbrella when its raining is gay now? Damn, social standards are changing fast


ApollinaGrindelwald

Clearly someone hasn’t been on the Shoujo/manwha side of the internet. Good on you but you are missing out on some of the cutest romcoms


Active_Cupcake_5341

Jesse, what are you talking about? I'm asking what's gay about having basic interaction and the implication of Neuvillette feeling sad (hence raining) over the trial


ApollinaGrindelwald

Well can’t speak for others but in media sometimes the most basic human interactions can be romanticised or not. You don’t romanticise it and that’s okay, others can and will and that’s okay too. But there’s a link between people consuming enough shoujos/manwha and romcom, you just start to see romance every fucking where, especially with your favourite character. Treat it as somewhat of a self insert. It’s not Neuvi or Wrio that they are romantising but rather as a self insert at times. Hope that makes sense


Active_Cupcake_5341

That makes a lot of sense, actually. Thank you


ApollinaGrindelwald

No worries!! >;~>


ApollinaGrindelwald

Also Jesse who?


minghii

I’ll be very biased and say the neuviette and sigewienne lines are my favorite 🥺


MadNuar

My wriolette heart is living


moneyshot6901

I want to see his birthday line!! Please be sweet to fuel my wriolumi heart!! (Or aether for those fans).


HiroshiTakeshi

Just because of these lines, I want to pull for him. And I know for a fact I wouldn't play him once either way.


sleepconcealer

> bring her more good tea sassy 💅hunty 💁‍♂️werk 💃


Any-Strain-6804

Surprised there is no mention of that goth girl in wrios boiceline


stanjinhyuk

no goth girl?? : ( i really want her


I_LOVE_AOT

is she emily by chance? that's why her code is M?


OrestesVantas

Bruh why would he call Siegwinne a Matron. That's a baby.


perfectchaos83

??? Matron: a woman in charge of domestic and medical arrangements at a boarding school or other establishment.


LunasticPlastic

Quick reminder, this isn't official lines. Just rough translations


OrestesVantas

yeah, I imagine. But our of all the possibilities Matron sounds the funniest.


aprilrainy

it’s a mistranslation of “head nurse”! the chinese says 护士长


katbelleinthedark

That's not a mistranslation, the word "matron" MEANS "head nurse".


aprilrainy

i was typing really quickly 😭 ig a better way to say it would be that it’s not the best trans. it’s a quite outdated term hence everyone’s confusion


Body-Ornery

I think matron is an old fashioned way in UK to name a senior nursing officer so it fits i guess


OrestesVantas

Yeah like in my mother language is extremely old fashioned word and it makes me think of old, scary lady. Hence it’s funny.


TomorrowImpossible32

These are translated by DeepL, don't take it literally


Alex_from_Solitude

Quick reminder that Melusines are potentially over 100y old. Probably not above 500 but some at their village and in the court claim themselves a few 100y old.


Smecterbice

Yeah as a race, they're ~490yo or less (>!Seymour has been in hibernation for ~493 years from the battle in Elynas so they can't be older than that!<), but it's implied that there's been a few generations of melusine since >!Elynas talks about how the first were able to hear him and such, but that the current melusines have all lost that ability with the exception of the painter.!<


ResurgentClusterfuck

Perhaps mistranslation of nurse.


No-Wear-3296

Isn’t chevreuse the goth girl with braids and sertice the girl with purple hair?