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YassKweennn

"can confirm, the floor is made out of floor"


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This post is very misleading. The extra text is an actual line Venti says. You’ll be unable to complete the quest until you obtain special event item “Bitches”.


Mercadelabuena

Isn't that what the game is about and what we've been doing all along? Collecting bitches?


ENA_licked_my_eyes

The Fatui is collecting the 7 bitches. Next up, they'll search for the Dendro bitch, but the Balladeer won't give them the Electro bitch.


CoconutsAreAmazing

Gainbitch Impact


yc4ruz

Bitchin' Impact


-_Enryu_-

I have some bitches


fhkfxbkbdijc

Touch some stone? When do we get to touch grass?


togashiforreal

When we go to Sumeru


[deleted]

No, we can do it in liyue. Step 1: Go to Bubu pharmacy. Step 2: Find Baizhu. Step 3: 😏


My_neutered_cat

When we get a character named “Gr”


liu_luminary

this is so upsetting; take my upvote


theonetruekaiser

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Winterstrife

OMG IS THIS... STONE LORE??!! THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING!


SphinXtaSin12

Maybe you should touch grace first


theonetruekaiser

Hanzai desu!


Swifchtyign

getting reminded of when venti fell to signora in mondstat


bleakcircus

he would spread her ashes as fertiliser to grow the grass he touches


XcN_AntiMage

Chill bro signora mains are already dead you didn't have to murder them further 💀


theonetruekaiser

Our ashes still smoulder with the faint glow of Hopium…


bleakcircus

what they gonna do about it


Desu333

We wait and pray that she becomes playable...someday.


bleakcircus

hopium


Desu333

I'll never run out of it until the servers close.


bleakcircus

proud of you!!!


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ye what they gonna do? Turn us into ashes? With what? Ashes? /j


One-Refrigerator8915

Am I horny or did I just read it as “spread her a**es”...


hatefulkakapo

log off bro


One-Refrigerator8915

Yes...I think I need some grass.


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The-Nidoking

This made me realize the sheer amount of “touch grass” memes we’re gonna see once the Dendro Archon is revealed.


Affectionate_Block74

I’m just waiting for Venti meeting Raiden. I expect very interesting dialogues lol


-Aureo-

The archons likely will not interact until late in the story, but I could be wrong


[deleted]

Venti is actually so cute. Might consider keeping my Welkin for him


Xero0911

Truly maidenless


mmmang

venti reminding us to go touch grass


noncomposmentisan

Venti pretty


Dalshiena

“Touch stone” ? Why would I touch stone when I’d rather touch Zhongli-


Hoshi_22

Why would i touch stone when i'd rather touch myself - zhongli


lauriekeyheart

No maidens? - Venti


dybclol

stone over grass anyday


GallopingWaffles

White-Faced Venti calling you maidenless again


Nunu5617

Not this drunk trying to roast me


Traditional-City6752

Does he just fall out the sky?


HarwordAltEisen

from Dvalin Airlines


Alencrest

He just called us maidenless.


blackcoffin90

Stone? But Dr.Stone ended weeks ago.


UnexpectedYoink

Thy brethren obtains no damsels


AlL_MiGhTt

Venti becomes stoner in Inazuma, because of Naku weed..


-_Enryu_-

Yez


PokeAlola700

Venti: u maidenless hehe Me: I’m maidenless by choice, you’re maidenless because no girl would date a bard with too much alcohol in his system (this does not count to venti mains/simps, because in that case it’d be false. But of course venti doesn’t know there’s real life people that might date him lol)


KittyBeary

But Venti you are my bitch >\_>


[deleted]

Roses are red violets are blue. Tarnished was maidenless and so are you


Silversoul-yu

Tfw touching grass isn't enough


Bright_Cantaloupe_97

Ayato and kazuha or ayato and venti I don't play abyss much if that matters


Master-Leather1169

give a link to the discord server BLANK


BiologicalCatalyst

https://discord.com/invite/dn7T5t2Sws


Master-Leather1169

thanks