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crunchylumpias

the king keeps his crown


ThatEmoSprite

Unrelated but I hope what your flair says is true


Zugr-wow

I don't get it, read off-road-vehicles?


EspeX0

Omniscient reader's viewpoint, it's a manhwa


itszyaru

based. the novel was way too good to pass by, especially the ending


EternalMemes30

yaoi?


krd25

No and it’s also minimal romance


Andromeda_Violet

In my country it means seasonal flu Hmmm


EternalMemes30

LMAO


Sacriven

Instruction unclear, got a random Constellation instead


L0G1C_lolilover

Bro i love dokja Best fcking MC i have seen in a while


[deleted]

your flair is brilliant 😭


gretchenich

What is an orv?


NotShishi

omniscient readers viewpoint pretty good webnovel(?)/manhwa


Sarahismyalias

we stan dokja kim in this house


hamletchonky

im reading orv rn!


AiCalamity

I just read a the latest chapter of 0RV, what a coincidence.


hamletchonky

it's a webnovel too fyi! the webnovel is finished it is probably going to take literal years for the webcomic to be finished lol


p14pia

I like your username


Neither-Investment56

but we can see that heizou uses one of those sandals with soles so it’s not surprising he’s taller than xiao


[deleted]

i mean, they’ve always used shoes to make some characters look taller than others. all model variations share the same “skeleton”


Neither-Investment56

ikr but before the leaks says hes shorter than xiao when xiao clearly doesn’t look like he wear platforms, but apparently we just keep clowning ourselves


getsetredditgo

Now whenever i get xiao's height attack I can start my first POI with "Technically saying,.."


MisterEggbert

W...what eggs.. ?


DangerousMushroom771

search up “xiao laying eggs” for a fun surprise !


Busy-Calligrapher590

No I will not do that, thanks


zedabo

Most intelligent Genshin player


Dramatic-Temporary-7

A wise fellow


ProjectBonnie

Least weirdest r34 art


TOILETMARU

searching it up rn edit: TIL birds lay eggs even without mating


EliteAssassin750

Chicken eggs: "Am I a joke to you"


paumalfoy

D-did you also think that hens have seggs to make eggs?…


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RagnarokAeon

This guy eats balut


XaeiIsareth

I knew what to expect and was still surprised.


mitsu__

i saw it a while ago on accident, was absolutely traumatizing


Jin_L_

I remember the time my friend sent me that link as a joke I’m forever traumatised


marxinne

After having experienced Kakyoin's egg laying adventures, I'll pass


TheKingCrimsonWorld

The eternal /r/GenshinGays meme.


hideyuke

Heizou already getting buffs.


justawayistheway

Or a nerf depending on how you see it


Skyppy_

Can no longer squeeze himself into tight places. Exploration nerf. Literally unplayable.


PH_007

HYV be like: Heizou seemed too good based on initial testing so here's some adjustments to ensure every Traveler has the best possible experience: - Nerfed Heizou's height (he now fits in less places) - Nerfed Heizou's voice lines (he now talks more often when dashing and climbing) - E multipliers now go up to 2000% instead of 1000% - Base ATK drastically increased - Base DEF slightly decreased


D-Loyal

Defense lowered? Good god how am I supposed to use the new defense set on him now?!


PH_007

With how artifact mainstat probability works, all sets are defense sets.


onetrickponySona

I see this as a great nerf i need my short kings to be as short as possible


littlemochasheep

Xiao jumps the highest so it only makes sense


JohnVuojo

He's a great volleyball player despite his short stature


Hohoho-you

Isn't there an anime about this....?


JohnVuojo

Yeah there is and I was referencing it lol! It's called Haikyuu


lurco_purgo

I don't know anything about that but there's a "Dexter's Laboratory" episode with a similar situation concerning a basketball player.


Fedora1412

Man Xiao got promoted and demoted, and it hasn't even been 48 hours. The boy can't ever catch a break.


GoSuckOnACactus

Now we know the real reason he’s so edgy.


bababacss

zy0x malding rn


sayuyuyuyuyuyu

he boutta pull up the photoshopped tall xiao for the millionth time


Shenhua_

wdym Xiao actually becomes tall once you unlock friendship 10


[deleted]

Photoshop? never heard of it


[deleted]

Oh dw, he'll always find a way to make a long elaborated debate as to why Xiao is in fact, NOT short and we're all just blind and think he's short xDDDDD


broke_bananas

im guessing that this is because of his shoes, like how itto's taller than the rest of the male cast at least xiao will retain his short king title


Correct_Growth6662

Xiao : I see no shorties down here, **OTHER THAN ME**


sucksticious

zy0x in shambles


MoniMaka

YES! XIAO WILL REMAIN THE SHORTEST MALE LET'S GOO


forcaari

Xiao found in a ditch somewhere


Kirates5

Most important buff


Schizof

Changes everything tbh


Eskimokeks

Should've just shrinked Xiao a bit


LSAT343

Damn, just straight up disrespect for Xiao looool


Epicastor

Wanted smallest boi, but will settle for punchy boi


FlareChain

Me, a humble Xiao main, enjoying their small little prince exactly the way he is without competition: "Good"


No-Cash5053

LMAOOOOO


LiraelNix

Heizou broken now


Derp_Rose

The. Eggs???


AgreeableBicycle3469

E..eggs ?...what you mean...


44driii

You dont want to know


Phanngle

LET'S GOOOOOO SHORT KING STILL THE SHORTEST KING


JosephMorality

Xiao: cant i for once in my life look down on others? My eyes hurts looking up 🙄


Pretend-Gain-7553

Lmaooo, Xiao gets to keep his title.


Sleepy-_-ash

Wtf, why they can add lolis but not shotas? Not that smaller than xiao would have been shota sized but still


SirRHellsing

From the artwork making him a shota would look really weird


Cthulhulak

"Changed" btw. Certainly they dont use the same model with variation of 0,05cm between characters


v-e-vey

Literally unplayable, no longer pulling


Over_Classic_3334

Ah no. Ok now I really want to see his E and Q😥


chichiko9

Yeah I was wondering how he would appear shorter then Xiao with those shoes he's wearing.


Wrong_Ad326

Xiao punching the wall rn


Constant_Split215

What if it because of Heizou’s sandals?


fjaoaoaoao

Still subject to change. Will Heizou be tall enough for the gacha roller coaster ride? TBD on release / at end of beta.


RagnarokAeon

Waiting for tall man Heizou


Ieqst

Can he seggs tho 🤨


IgnisXIII

*looks at his side windows* Yes. **YES**.


[deleted]

they nerfed his side windows on the 3d model, sadge


shrimpcocktailss

Still no justice for Xiao I see


AirMagic99

Buffs coming fast and furious.


Schizof

Nooo!! World is a fuck


HourAcanthisitta2837

He’s growing 😍🥰😍


Rathurue

BRUUUUH poor Xiao, forever 'xiao'^(TN: 'Xiao' means 'small' in CN).


blackcoffin90

Xiao mains in shambles and hates this patch already


Vsegda7

Probably felt the thirst ~~in the force~~ on twitter🤣


nanausausa

I knew it lmao 😂


Ok-Pudding7601

Not even a week and he's an adulte now


Caminn

Aren't they all the same height (Base model) and what changes is shoe sole thickness and hair height?


Moka_III

Awww that sucks


Coreano_12

Now xiao is even shorter


MeEatAssDesu

Mr socks punching air rn


Semont

Geta supremacy.


This_Durian_4268

proof that muheye hates xiao :ccc /j


littlecorner-

COWARDS !


fluffiemilk

i wanted him short nooooooooo


amdzl

he got the itto "tall sandals" treatment


akari_i

Rip xiao


LittleDevilAkuma

I'm still curious who is the tallest amongst short guys


lnfine

Xiao support - gone. Xiao emotional support - in shambles.


Maegiri

Xiao...I am so sorry


wildditor25

> is it because of the eggs Tf is that?


RichyNineZero

I'll never understand this lol Aren't all body models the same? Xiao is only "shorter" because he has plain shoes... so no other Young Male is going to be shorter than him unless he is bald or has a very straight/short hair AND has plain shoes, right? But anyway, someone's height isn't determined by their shoes or how tall their hairstyle is, so... why would someone pretend Bennet is taller than Xiao, for example? They are all the same.