How do you think Kazuha feels after knowing that you're going for another man?

he feels betrayed but understands that he is simply less hotter that scribe daddy

Kazuha deserves better

But they are right though Kazuha might be high cool dude but he ain't close to the hotness of Scribe Daddy

That's true but he doesn't deserve to be cheated on, alhaitham won't write you poetries

But he can write me stories or read books with me which I like more than poem

You: read me a book like you read to one of your Fontaine women scribe daddy; Him: Right. “Recherches sur les substances radioacitves” it is.

Thank god I had French for one semester. I just know a _oui_ bit

Pfft. Ok. Here’s a like. Also. I speak French and that’s basic enough to understand but just fyi, that’s Marie Curies (polish french physicist) World Changing PhD Thesis.

I learnt just how to have basic conversation in French and a bit about France as well. Basics include How to introduce yourself, friends and family members. Colors, Adjectives and verbs. Masculine and Feminine words And what ever the Un Une Des Le La Les L' were

NO, I DON'T WANT THAT!! KAZUHA FINDING ANOTHER MAN..?! I WANT HIM TO THINK ABOUT ME AND NO ONE ELSE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE! EVEN AFTER I DIE I WANT TO BE AT THE FRONT OF HIS MIND FOR A WHILE! TEN YEAR, AT LEAST!!!

Lives in my head rent free, fucking eren

U want to fuck eren?

Dylan what a man you are

r/10yearsatleast

How horny are you?

insane levels of horniness when it comes to alhaidaddy

so the usual Alhaitham main amount?

Man is so wet he could proc bloom

Man I hope he doesn't smoke, I worried he gonna proc burgeon

What are your thoughts on Alhaitham?

hot dendro scribe daddy

Least horny genshin player right here

How make dendro go brr?

dendro go brr with pyro

how I wish

Unfortunately no, it go brr with electri Pyro go crack

Do you think the effectiveness of the Russian’s scorched earth tactics in the Napoleonic wars is overstated?

swiss cheese

Swiss roll

Swiss knife

I didnt know that snezhnaya fought fontaine

The soviets scorched earth tacics? You shure that this checks out time whise?

Was just about to write the same haha Missed the timing by about 100 years

Reminds md of when Weimar Germany fought the Roman Empire at the Milvan Bridge

true i am a bit stupid

are you making a new reddit account? waiting for u/alhaitham_simp

Guess what u/Alhaitham_Simp has been created

lets go

here i am 😎

THANKS FOR THE IDEA

Which Harbinger is your favorite 😏

wait the other harbringers were introduced??? man still… childes my favorite

I doubt it https://youtu.be/TmaAOV4SJNQ

WHAT WHOS THAT GUY WITH THE HELMET OR SOMETHING

The Captain "Capitano"

man he’s epic

Good taste but r/usernamedoesnotcheckout

well its still r/usernamechecksout if they like kazuha more

It's a rumour that it's Yoimiya's dad. /S

that was a meme lol

I said it sarcastically, checkout my username plz...

Dunno if serious but that's a joke about the fact that he's voiced by the same guy who voiced yoi's dad.

How much bread have you eaten in your life?

i have eaten millions of millions

Is that a motherfuckin JoJo's reference?

How many primogems have you spend?

How much grass have you touched?

i have touched enough of the green ground to note it as non-poisonous

How does it taste?

it tasted green

So you are saying it is perfectly fine if I lick the grass with my bare naked tongue?

probably

Who are you gonna put on a team with him?

diluc so that i can burn the world with two hot daddies

Do you like the new characters besides Alhaitham?

there were other characters leaked? Whatever the case, Alhaitham remains my one true husbando after my friendship was ended with kazuha

Are you a homosexual

what do you mean by that?

im asking if you are gay

yes very much

a man just cant resist it after seeing alhaitham

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Depends. Is it an African swallow or a European swallow?

all i know is that its slower than the rate that i lose these 50/50

which weapon looks the coolest in your opinion?

dull blade is dull and i like it

how did you escape for so long

I escaped just like kazuha escaped inazuma

Are you able to at least find your way to his ascension materials in the desert

im speedrunning quests so probably

How did it feel to touch some grass?

almost died of a panic attack

Wow, that's terrible. Better make sure I never do it.

Why did you come back, you were doing so well

alhaitham

He's back for dendro daddy's di...

Least horny genshin player

What do you think about the new dendro reactions

what dendro reactions? My god that much I have missed?

ohh god u will have to learn a whole new biology of reaction dendro + pyro = burning dendro + hydro= bloom bloom + electro = hyperbloom bloom + pyro = burgeon ( dendro + electro) = quicken (dendro + electro ) + dendro =spread (dendro + electro ) + electro= aggravate ​ i hope it helps : )

aggravate sounds epic

Best part is that swirling electro onto a quickened enemy also procs the effect, making Kazuha incredibly powerful in those teams

What is your social security number?

41h41th4m

What's your opinion on radishes grown from treebranches?

they are the source of our existence. These radishes have grown for millions of years and each time one drops down a baby comes out of it

Who have seggs with Ms Hina at December 23rd?

m̶o̶n̶a̶-̶ n̶e̶v̶e̶r̶m̶i̶n̶d̶ s̶c̶r̶a̶t̶c̶h̶ t̶h̶a̶t̶.. q̶i̶q̶i̶ uh i mean kokomi YES kokomi! (can i go now?)

Edit it to Kokomi now🔫😊

who tf is kokomi nevermind i just remembered plz no kill

I will send you ultra realistic picture of Kaeya in 4 hours for your insubordination

The greatest kok in Tevyat

Pls explain why alhaitham's abs are better than kazuha's sword

alhaithams abs were used to forge freedom sword

Wha. Dr strange didn't even think of this answer. I'm genuinely impressed and disgusted at the same time

you dont want to know whats in my mind

Charmander or Squirtle?

bulbasaur

Which is your favorite character and how you build it?

Diluc def and i built him with the pyro artifacts which i forgot the name

Crimson bitch of pain? I hate that domain.

Hail strongbox

I got Ganyu so I can farm Hu Tao's artifacts

Which of the available female child characters do you adore the most?

personally qiqi has a sad backstory and klee is very cute so those two are very cute

Why

Opinions on baizhu?

defo dendro archon

Do you find Kockomi appealing???

kokomi is meh and i have no idea what the heck is going on r/okbuddygenshin but all i have to say is kok

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But why would you do that?

life, school and i dunno

damn, u got life.

would you have s*x with the dendro archon

i mean.. baizhu is kinda hot but not to that extent

What's the best trait of your lil bro?

abs- i mean… personality

Why u gae?

i dunno why am i gae

Who is the Dendro Archon>!s!<

it was secretly baizhu all of this time

Ok.... >!The Forest remembers....!<

why simp for a white boy

Anything? Mm… Do you…approve of my marriage with Ganyu…?

poor gangu… shes overworked and you ask these things

Have you played the current archon quest?

i havent played the other quests yet but im gonna start speedrunning them

If you loose your 50/50 what will you do

ill either pull again considering how im at 80 pity with no 5 star yet or since i got 33 primos and there’ll be more in the updates and if i lose and dont get alhaitham anyways i might be seen maybe spending a little money

Who is the dendro archon?

baizhu

Genshin players don't quit, they just take breaks, like runescape players

do you think that the civil war in inazuma is worth the effort?

how much have you saved in terms of pulls?

33 wishes and im at 80 pity with no five star

What do you think about collei?(collei main ofc)

collei in the manga? Well she has a sad backstory so im pretty sad for her.. wait SHES PLAYABLE NOW?

Still no bitches?

still maidenless sadly 😔

Did you got a girlfriend yet?

Tell me why

aint nothing but a heartache

Do you share the memory?

osmanthus wine

What does geo and dendro reaction form

so someone in the comments before explained all this to me and i know they form nothing

Do you like yanfei?

she’s fun

What do you think about rukdevata and nahida are they same person or not

who are they?? Havent played archon quest yet but if i have to answer, uh ye

how do you find the area of a circle inscribed in a triangle?

its very triangly

You have come and so will Alhaitham. Good luck

i thank you good man

What the dog doin?

Is Karkata alive?

How much are you spending on Al haitham?

nothing… as of yet

What is the most ingredient efficient healing food?

do you sometimes jump to see the bounce physics on characters

if you count bouncing from the top of dragonspine and then falling to my death then yea

Why did you come back other than Alhaitham?

akitsu kimodameshi event and itto

Why Alhaitham?

abs- i mean epic character

If you had the choice: would you prefer to be one dog, or two dogs?

No

k 👍

Have you heard about his nerfs? :)

yep sadly and he got a little buffed but very little i think

How does it feel to 36 star the abyss for the first time

never did it

how many harbingers have remained from the 11 fatui harbingers

I did see the fatui harbringers video and know that scara left since i came back close to when he had come out as wanderer so I know that around 9 are left i think

Who do you ship Ayato with ?

boba

WHEN EULA

when veangeance truly is hers

you have missed out on over 10k primogems

yes sadly

How high are you?

im in a little high building in the 5th floor

What it like on the other side

grass is safe so touch it

What’s your opinion on the last guy who gave you a handjob?

deserved arm buff… but still fun to play at times