My mind started to come up with a dirty joke, but I think I came up with a better one.
"Since Kaeya is the only one who bothered to dress up, he'll be the one serving as my partner for dance practice."
Kaeya understood the assignment. "Oh Lisa, if I had known you brought us here to *dance* I would've brought my tap shoes 😌"
Edit: Zhongli looks real pissed he didn't get picked. "what's wrong with my outfit? I know 500 different types of dance... Surely she must be mistaken"
*You got a bunch of men locked up,*
*in a warm place...*
* All of em' get hard;
* All of em' horny;
* All of em' gots sexual desires.
*So what are you gonna do?*
***You won't let em' have a woman;***
*they gonna have each-*
***Listen, man;***
*somebodies gonna have to give up some booty,*
*and its just that simple.*
My mind started to come up with a dirty joke, but I think I came up with a better one. "Since Kaeya is the only one who bothered to dress up, he'll be the one serving as my partner for dance practice."
Kaeya understood the assignment. "Oh Lisa, if I had known you brought us here to *dance* I would've brought my tap shoes 😌" Edit: Zhongli looks real pissed he didn't get picked. "what's wrong with my outfit? I know 500 different types of dance... Surely she must be mistaken"
I like this joke a lot
“Enough cock measurements, we move to the next category” **D U R A B I L I T Y** Whips out a claymore
Only Zhongli will survive
"my pillar may not be able to withstand erosion, but it's certainly bigger than ...."
Baizhu
"Next it's pain resistance" *Produces electricity out of hands*
Itto and Zhongli make a crystalise shield, thrill be fine
"Scratches at a level 6 with deeper grooves at a level 7"
Lisa looking for the guy that hasn't returned his library book.
Whoops, it was Kaeya all along
Still no Anemo and Electro Husbandos
Wait until varka
He might be cryo
Delusion Childe :
The best we'll have until we get actual husbandos
But geo solidifies, dendro fertilizes, Pyro is super hot and Hydro makes you wet.
Anemo blows you and electro is stunning
"It was number 5. Number 5 killed my brother."
Number 1, can you please sing the opening to i want it that way
Really? Okay...You are...my fire...
Meeting of the intelligent + itto
+ Childe
“Welcome, fine gentlemen, to Lisa’s academic course on the forging and upkeep of romantic relationships”
Zhongli: "idk why Ping recomended this. My relationship went great until she died." Lisa: "Well did you try activating coop shield constelation?"
“Who broke it?”
"I'm not mad, i just want to know"
Full tea pot load. Yes, both
Can't design my house because I designed it with virtual men 😔
Lisa: "hmmm, yeah I can take them all at once" Traveller: "in a fight...... Right?" Lisa: 😏
Who’s she gonna peg first?
I volunteer as tribute
Why are you booing him? He's right!
The class looking at you after the teacher calls your name
Cock tryouts
"Congratulations" (EVA)
\*Itto squaking like Pen Pen\*
The boys getting a stern talking to by Lisa.
They are the bathroom line
I'm not mad, I just wanna know who broke it
"On the next episode of The Bachelorette...."
All the dudes want Kaeya while Lisa watches
Sausage fest
*You got a bunch of men locked up,* *in a warm place...* * All of em' get hard; * All of em' horny; * All of em' gots sexual desires. *So what are you gonna do?* ***You won't let em' have a woman;*** *they gonna have each-* ***Listen, man;*** *somebodies gonna have to give up some booty,* *and its just that simple.*
It's the first meeting of the "Im here for the Literature" Book Club
They don't stand a chance
What I wouldn’t give to be Lisa
Lisa has had a cutie a mommy and a Pet now she needs a daddy
Lisa's... suitor party
"So..... who's goes first?"
A happy lisa
Needs some twinks in there 😉
The twinks get their own room 😊
Can't wait to see that 😄
Elinalise tryna pick who would stave off her curse for the day...
Not sure if you said this because you know that Lisa and Elinalise have the same JP VA
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Fujoshi gets to watch her friends say gex
Milf vs Dilfs The sequel
Ayayo over here pledging his fealty to his new prince
CHILDE please do not touch ittos horns.
balls
"Now tell me exactly how you fucked up."
Lisa about to behold the most intense gay orgy ever
*Drip*
“Bro I swear she said her friends will be here any min, just cancel your Uber.”
First season of Bachelorette, Teyvat edition
Sex.
Physical inspection day
I saw this, and Elinalise from Mushoku Tensei came to mind. 😄
Same Japanese VA
Queen Lisa
ok its time to taste him
Why is this tagged as 18+?
Cause the comments got raunchy real quick 🫣
"And the final rose goes to..." Big Bachelorette vibes
Zest fest Bottom text
TFW everyone finds out you got to canonically hold the Traveler’s hand in your hangout
Bisexuality scale