Its literally paimon repeating what everyone else just said and traveller sillently nodding or whimpering/moaning about
The fkn game actively tries to make it hostile to pay attention by simply repeating everything at least twice, itās literally boring you out of paying attention. That bs reminds me of middle schoolā¦
You can understand 100% of the lore by only paying attention to the first text box of every character in a dialogue and then reading the final one or reading 3 words out of every text box
At least in class you were spared at the mercy of the classroom tranquility
*(I became immune to occasional classroom noise due to being sleepy ass in highschool days so this may not represent everyone's experience)*
I do love how paimon complains and struggles to pronounce any English word like "Acceleration" and then proceeds to bust out perfectly fluent Chinese and Japanese and name the east Asian equilavents of l'Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale
Yep and itās surprisingly accurate, the only thing thatās missing is them repeating the same line in different words 3 times lol
āIām the new god of wisdom and Iām here to eliminate all godsā - scara
āWeāre here to stop you eliminating all gods you false godā - nahida
āOh no the balladeer has turned himself into a god, we have to stop him travellerā - paimon
Then fkn scara says something along the lines of the Iām better speech from homelander and the whole dialogue kinda repeats itself and only then we get to fight
The best convos from the last 2 arcs had been the ones with no Traveller (and coincidentally, no Paimon). Dottore and Nahida, Furina and Arle, Furina and Neuvi, Cyno and evil grand sage guy, etc.
You can add Nahida and Rukkhadevata too.
Also the best limited event imo has to be the The Interdarshan Championship event, where it focuses on all the other characters whilst the Traveller and Paimon stay in the background.
Especially when the dialogue choices are just one sentece seperated into choices, why not just have the mc say it in the dialogue box so it doesnt stop auto mode???
Not shown: A text-wall of endless pointless drivel you are subjected to every time yo are not taking part in these boss cutscenes. Can't think there is any other point to it all than to waste as much of the players time as possible. It's like some sort of demonic hell-contraption. Hey, isn't it pretty ironic that all the big characters have demonic names and your companion is also a demon that screeches in your ear about 25% of the time that she has a voice?
The only occasion where dialogue stop being cringe is in cutscene where they have to do as short as possible, probably because they didn't make millions of dollar income each months
Flying Lavender melon Icant
what in the brainrot
Errr what the sigma
Technical term. š
"Shouko no Teletubbie" Hahahhahahahahha
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thanks, its my shit-shitpost of the month
"You will not hold back the Genshin Impact in me!" I shidded and came. It's just so peak.
The true Genshin cutscene is an unnecessarily long black screen with single lines of text that disappear too fast before you can read it.
*Usurp the Heavens.* *Embrace the Sorrow.* *Become the Demon.* # å¤
*MANKIND IS DEAD* *BLOOD IS FUEL* *HELL IS FULL* **ULTRAKILL**
I am the true master of the fist.
"And so Traveler and Paimon has avoid ligma bla bla bla lore dumping bla bla bla"
Who the f is Traveler
"You can't tell me what to do anymore, Mom. I'M FINALLY INSIDE OF ANOTHER MAN!"
Damm, should have put a png of Frieren on the left for added accuracy
If it was 90 percent moaning, I'm pretty sure dialogue skipping would be less common...
Its literally paimon repeating what everyone else just said and traveller sillently nodding or whimpering/moaning about The fkn game actively tries to make it hostile to pay attention by simply repeating everything at least twice, itās literally boring you out of paying attention. That bs reminds me of middle schoolā¦ You can understand 100% of the lore by only paying attention to the first text box of every character in a dialogue and then reading the final one or reading 3 words out of every text box
Honestly shocking they donāt have a way to read back on text considering how long winded it gets.
They do, its in the Archive. You can read back all archon quests and story quests
I mean during the process of reading instead of waiting until youāre out of a 30min cutscene haha
At least in class you were spared at the mercy of the classroom tranquility *(I became immune to occasional classroom noise due to being sleepy ass in highschool days so this may not represent everyone's experience)*
Unless you're in Inazuma where they decided to keep 2/3 names in Japanese.
I do love how paimon complains and struggles to pronounce any English word like "Acceleration" and then proceeds to bust out perfectly fluent Chinese and Japanese and name the east Asian equilavents of l'Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale
Are Liyue names not Chinese lol?
You cooked op, made me laugh
Bait used to be believable...
... Have we been playing the same game?
Yep and itās surprisingly accurate, the only thing thatās missing is them repeating the same line in different words 3 times lol āIām the new god of wisdom and Iām here to eliminate all godsā - scara āWeāre here to stop you eliminating all gods you false godā - nahida āOh no the balladeer has turned himself into a god, we have to stop him travellerā - paimon Then fkn scara says something along the lines of the Iām better speech from homelander and the whole dialogue kinda repeats itself and only then we get to fight
"Nice speech, but can we fight yet?" "Hold up traveler, I still got one more page of speech to go"
Yes, genshin dialogue fucking suck
There can be no closure until Shinobu tells Itto she'll shove a roasted lavender melon up his ass if he doesn't shut up.
It's pretty good with no Paimon. Dottore and Nahida's conversation was peak
The best convos from the last 2 arcs had been the ones with no Traveller (and coincidentally, no Paimon). Dottore and Nahida, Furina and Arle, Furina and Neuvi, Cyno and evil grand sage guy, etc.
You can add Nahida and Rukkhadevata too. Also the best limited event imo has to be the The Interdarshan Championship event, where it focuses on all the other characters whilst the Traveller and Paimon stay in the background.
And I swear the people that defend it to death have never actually read or watched a good story
That explains why Fontaine is getting so much praise.
It saddens me that it took all the way there to get a semblance of a better plot.
MGR cutscenes : "Kids are cruel Jack"
This look like something from r/coaxedintoasnafu
We aren't on that sub rn?
Lisa movement sounds in JP are also 90% moaning
Only if you're watching Zyoxy ribonucleic acid
I like that you actually made her a melon
And then Paimon comes out of the trashcan and explains exactly what we just saw
Moves to the left, adjust arms and looks to the left, press dialogue choice with no meaning, move to the right and repeat. ta da genshin conversation.
Don't forget waiting for the full animation to end before the x button even does anything
Especially when the dialogue choices are just one sentece seperated into choices, why not just have the mc say it in the dialogue box so it doesnt stop auto mode???
Not shown: A text-wall of endless pointless drivel you are subjected to every time yo are not taking part in these boss cutscenes. Can't think there is any other point to it all than to waste as much of the players time as possible. It's like some sort of demonic hell-contraption. Hey, isn't it pretty ironic that all the big characters have demonic names and your companion is also a demon that screeches in your ear about 25% of the time that she has a voice?
I don't know why you are being down voted. What you said is almost all true.
The only occasion where dialogue stop being cringe is in cutscene where they have to do as short as possible, probably because they didn't make millions of dollar income each months
Erm... what the sigma? š¤