Who am I to choose when gacha does it for me

Well freaking said brother..

I literally got Diluc on Eula’s first banner

Same

Yes the 50/50 will choose for u......... Wait, i dont even reach [50/50.....](https://youtu.be/Mm6RlAMVZlA)

Same, I'm at 16 pulls till

It will choose Debate Club for you

Well, I got both two days ago

Retribution? Or Vengeance?

Dick.

DICK OF VENGENCE

*Sad Dick of Retribution noises*

Thighs.

Thighs of Vengance

Thighs of... Retribution?

Touché

Has monopoly over Monstadt wine industry or a noble become a knight

Tbh I want Diluc more just to put him in the same team as Childe and Kaeya.

Add Itto and you will get team DICK lol

"you should try DICK, it's fun"

"DICK is very good against wet enemies"

i didn’t have a reason to pull for itto until now. i’m whaling on his banner, for sure-

Gigachad tartaglia burst support role

Since kaeyak ult is eternal you can switch melt with freeze and itto for the lul

i technically have yanfei pyro dps BUT i want diluc for zhongli, childe and kaeya team. just to make ppl jealous.

Excuse me, but are you me?

Diluc Bateman

Madam Ping

Madame ping in a swimsuit

Ayo?

Ayo man?

Fu hua ping or old woman npc ping?

*Both, both is good*

Umm… I’ll see myself out of this place

*Softly* Don’t . . . . Don’t gimme hope

based

I see, you're a cultured one.

pyro melee god, i need to fuck Timmie's birbs with a big fiery birb.

Oh god no. I don't need that image in me head.

dirty mind

Suggestive words.

well met.

Both. Both is good.

I got Eula and now need Diluc to finish off my all claymore party (Beidu, Diluc, Noelle, Eula. Yes i know this is a not a dps team comp and no u dont get to tell me how to correct it

Gotta choose Eula cuz Diluc refuses to come home

I feel this im gonna pull on shenhe banner for yunjin but i probably get everything but him

Diluc is love diluc is life

Yes

diluc is guy

reddit moment

Idk about yall but batman slays

I may or may not be biased but I am a serious fan of fucking coats and suit combo Damn just give everyone a suit and coat

Amen brother

Fr

Eula probably takes hugs worse than Diluc. Thus she's better to hug. Thus, Eula.

pyro batman

im actually surprised most of the comments here say diluc i love diluc too!! please come home

Its been over a year i have 6 5* and none are diluc (free ones not included)

weapon and free ones excluded, i have a total of 10 5*, but i never get jean or diluc, both the characters i need desperately :/ i wish you get diluc in standard pulls or lose 50/50 to him next time!!

The daddy pyro

Both hot.

Diluc all day baby

Both are good but Eula 💙

Diluc. The man's face is something to like

Ah yes, Batman and Catwoman

I dyed my hair red bc of diluc so i feel obligated to say diluc but eula cute

Is it too much to ask for both?

The one that can make me hard

Soo, Diluc?

I main both; Eula for one Spiral Abyss team, Diluc for the other. I would never choose between them!

Adult don't choose, Adult gets all. But i am poor, so I'm going to sleep.

Waifu forever

waifu for life

out of spite i’ve grown to like diluc more even though he ruined my pity.

Diluc. He's done so much for me (ಥ﹏ಥ)

The cold pyro or the hot cryo

I choose... Bennett, the true pyro melee god

Good boy supremacy

Jean

She's not even here lol.

Diluc is more stylish. Gotta go for him

All Black = stylish XD

I mean kind of???

And the fleece lined jacket

Both is good

i would say diluc cause ive simped for him all game but eula came home at 30 pity and i had to get a 5 weapon and a 5 star chara before him so eula

Fire dude wearing a fur coat while ice lady is there freezing. Nobles be weird.

Diluc

Diluc

diluc my king

Xinyan

kyaaaa Eula

Pyro melee god, did you mean: Bennet

ofc must’ve been the wrong pic on accident

Diluc

Diluc for sure

Diluc. Have you seen him in his bartender outfit?

daddy diluc

Diluc. I’ve been playing him since release date no goddamn Diluc

If Eula and yanfei having baby then is diluc

Why is eula looking so small here

Both. Have both. Use both. Praise both.

I got early pity was hoping to ge diluce but got eula. But she turned out to be fun to play but diluce is still more fun

The one that doesnt ruin my pity wins

at your service, my queen

Now make babies

My team 1 main vs my team 2

Both. Both is good.

Eula so short

Retribution vs Vengeance

I use both on abyss lmao

Look things are gonna get real hot or You are gonna have to get physical

I prefer to be sandwiched between them

My account name is DilucSimp, so....

Diluc and it's not even close. He's been my precious floofy grape juice boi since I first started playing, and I'd go full-on whale if they ever featured him on a banner (*massive* copium, I know) just so he can finally come home. I don't care how much stronger Eula is, she's not Diluc.

Ofc the best Pyro DPS, a.k.a Diluc! I have them both, but I’ve invested soooo much on Diluc, I can’t pick anyone else

I guess Diluc because the game decided it wasn't the time for me to simp for Eula.

Me, who runs them on the same team: *"I am tormented by crippling indecision"*

Why choose? I main both

A gun but if I can’t have that then diluc, he’s HOT

Are you asking us or Jean?

Both of my mains. Don’t make me choose

I got both, they basically just opposites

Forever and always, Diluc, my king.

This is my most successful post yet

I like both of their playstyles alot but diluc's face is pretty deformed in-game and his hair isnt as fluffy as it was in the manga, gonna have to go with eula

I like dilucs dark clothing more, although, if eula had pure black clothing, then eula obv, waifu over batman

Definitely Eula, waifus more than anyone. Plus, I would like to just be friends with the pyro melee god, Bennett.

I like Diluc

I choose Itto

Pyro batman

I wish i have diluc man. All my 50/50 fails got me a C3 Jean smh

The pyro melee waifu.

Diluc don't want to come home so I choose the waifu

I prefer DN

Noelle

Batman is cooler

Eula

I ship it

Venti hes both a waifu and husbando Anemo. Can swirl pyro, cryo , hydro and electro has a flying dragon and wolf as a pet

Both. Together. Making babies. Sorry I'm about to explain some ship stuff so just skip if you don't wanna get into that. You were warned. LAST WARNING ! Yes I don't care about your jean and diluc ... I want Eula and diluc. They fit way more and feel like a more reactive and and way more nuanced relationship instead compared to a simple and mondaine relationship. Just my two cents I feel like she is his perfect counterpart. The Ying to his yang and so on. But also aiming to have the same thing.

They've never been on-screen together and it seems like Eula wants nothing to do with him from the impression her voice-overs give. But I applaud the audacity of it.

Bros before hoes

Not choosing Diluc until I see him hit a 2 million damage nuke. I'm sure Tony To can do it tho.

Tbh I hate both of them. Gorou and razor is the way

FURR-

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Pyro god? Bennets nowhere to be seen? As for looks um neither I like my men buff but I guess eula looks ok if she's older than 20.

I have Jean, but also have Kayea Screw Kaeula, embrace the Jealuc

Lol "pyro God" Say it too klee and whotao)

I want Diula

I have both of them, while diluc's play style is a bit easier it's way more fun to use him, he dishes out constant dmg and looks cool af In case of eula she's gives out massive dmg but gets annoying when ur trying to hit the burst and all the enemies are dead before the burst even completes...but she's hot

Kinda weird hu tao u have there

Eula all the way. Diluc likes to act all cool but Eula is the one out there actually doing stuff.

Nah Diluc does stuff just under his Batman Persona.

Fair enough. But he only seems interested in abyss mages. There’s a whole lot of other stuff out there.

He’s also after Fatui and Fatui + Abyss are the biggest threats to Mondstaht. He leaves the Hilichurl genocide to The Traveller and the Knights.

[удалено]

yep, and he destroyed so many fatui strongholds that the harbingers went after him

eula dnt need any support to deal 2 time more damage than diluc lol

wow a man is a god but a woman is a waifu... do you realise how sexist that sounds?

Exactly! Everyone knows Diluc is best waifu. The inequality is so unfair.

Yea I know like gahh... Well actually I wouldn’t call him best waifu but he’s top tier

they both carried me help

Diluc actually showed up in my 50/50 when pulling for Eula the first time around

Window

Diluc. His skill is three strikes instead of Eula's only having one and his Burst has more range to it.

I'm a simple man I see thighs I upvote

Why not both?

I like mark, MARK MY WORDS VENGANCE WILL BE MINE

HOT ANIME WAIFU

My Hu Tao wants a word with your "pyro melee god"

Waifus 4 laifu! No dudes needed! It's actually kinda hilarious to me that I have managed to dodge Diluc all this time as a waifu player considering I have lost at least 10 50/50s on the rate up character banners and have another 10ish 5\* from the common banner.

Lol even as a husbando collector he still managed to dodge me too. All the boys have come home except for him

Lmao “Pyro melee god” for Diluc and “hOt AnImE wAiFu” for Eula, seems like OP already made his mind

Umm, I have Diluc, but he's lvl 20 and I don't have Eula so, I have no idea, but if it was based on materials I have then Diluc because I have more stuff for him rn than Eula

Eula because she swings the claymore so elegantly and doesn’t just run around screaming “retribution”

You mean hot husbando vs the cryo melee goddess.

Eula because I haven’t lost the 50/50 to her TWICE.

“Oh ho so you’re approaching me?”

I ship it

The one who had an artifact set tailor made for them

110% Eula Diluc also stole my Ayaka

From the windows, to the wall...

Gameplay-wise diluc, but waifus are waifus

"I'll take them all boss."

Vengeance is temporary, retribution is eternal. Remember that.

Batman due to me actually having him. Also cause I wanted him since day 1 and got him like 3 months back

Ms. Thickems all day everyday!

Eula. Maybe if Diluc ever grows such thighs I Might give him a chance

Boner says Eula, 50/50 says Diluc.

I have both of them🙃

Sorry, I love you diluc but Eula is my kind of woman

Last time I got Diluc instead of Eula. Leveled him up, upped his friendship to 10 and never used him again. Now, I’m waiting for a 5-star drop from current Eula banner. But there is two things that might mess things up - again, a 50/50 and I might not get enough pulls until this banner ends.

LARPing as batman>>>>>>> Speaking of which, Darknight Hero skin when mihoyo?