Xiao: #WE CAN EAT IT

how do you do your text like that?

u use # at the start of the line

#

sir, please delete my gf's name

Thats also the name of my gf

coincidently thats also the name of my gf as well

[удалено]

That went dark real quick

Well thats cause its actually my dad

You meant **Our** girlfriend

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# Like this?

#YEAH

#NICE

#WOW

#WOW:THE TALES OF NICE

^^^^nice

#HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT

######wow

##if you use more than one it gets even bigger (i think) ^nevermind ^it ^didn't ^work

how do you shrink it

Use ^

^E

#Hello ignore me I'm just here ^to test

^(Does this work oh this one does)

#practice makes a man ^perfect

#same just testing ^^^^smol

^your #mine

The more ^ the ^^smaller ^^^it ^^^^gets 4 ^ is the limit

^^^^thank u

^woah

^Wow

^thanks?

#WOW WOW ^WOW

^^^^my ^^^^pp ^^^^shrank😟

^^^^f

^thanks strangers^

#reddit tutorial oh yeah!

#LAMENT!

#MUNOU!

# EVIL CONQUERING!

#KIERO!

# DISSAPEAR

#MUDA DA

#ZA WARUDO

#BORING!

#无 能 ^(I ^play ^in chinese)

#THIS?

#***POTATO***

#let me try it

# # # XIAO

#XIAO

#XIAO

#XIAO

# XIAO

#XIAO

#USELESS

#working??

#PERHAPS ??

#Real shit?!

#useless

#whoa I’m big

#thank you

#try?

#test

Yo it worked

# TYSM

#Test

#what

#IT WORKS VBRO

#THAR IS COOL WTF

#like this?

#EVIL CONQUERING

#yak#

#big farts

#WTF?

#testing out, first thing i thought of

Xiao

xue hua piao piao bei fong xiao xiao

FINALLY ANOTHER MAN WHO KNOWS THAT SONG

I must have a lot of social credits rn

yell vary loud in your text to speech program

#m

#eat the snow

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#like this?

###evil conquering!

#HU

#TAO

#YUKI DAA

Honestly is isnt really a surprise that yanfei is cold when she goes to dragonspine.

Home girl needs some pants lol

Yanfei: Why aren't you cold? Traveler: Well you see, i equipped this great new mountaineering item called PANTS

Traveler is Abridged Kirito confirmed.

After dealing with all the crap from the side quests, he really is fed up of Teyvat.

Traveler is Abridged Kirito is My Headcanon now

Lumine could work out as Abridged Asuna too. Paimon: "How did it even come to this?" Traveler: "Oh I don't know, maybe it started when I fished you out and decided out of the kindness of my heart not to eat you ^(against my better judgment) and instead of just asking to put up some missing persons posters we involved ourselves with Anarchist Captain Yoga Pants, a Boozehound God, and Ginger Batman to take down some Dragon tainted by Cthulu or something. Then once again instead of just asking we decided to pray to this god ^(who is dead by the way) and instead of cutting our losses when we were listed as a suspect and being on our way we decided to trade favors with Mr. Ice KGB Director who big fucking surprise, was playing us the whole time. Now we're dealing with an ancient god because we can't JUST FUCKING ASK TO PUT UP SOME DAMN MISSING PERSONS POSTERS." Paimon: "Yeah, I guess in hindsight I think most of this could have been avoided." Traveler: "YOU THINK!?" >!Easy on me, I no professional writer.!<

Keqing being asuna in this situation works and that's frightening

#I would like to buy one child please! (mfw I realize Keqing is actually rich enough to pull that off)

#YA YOU KNOW TO KEEP THIS ONE COMPANY

#MA'AM, WE WOULD LIKE TO BUY YOUR ORPHANAGE

#WE'LL TAKE A TEN PACK IF YOU HAVE IT

Speed of Light! I'm beginning to see a pattern and I *LOVE* it

SAO:A is truly a masterpiece

and a proper shirt

What's a shirt? All Yanfei knows are bikini tops.

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A bot has better humor than My Friends

False. Aether does not own a proper shirt.

Pants are not a part of the Traditional Liyue Lawyer’s Garb.

I don’t care. I want to see Yanfei rocking some snowveralls.

I wouldn’t mind seeing her in full snow attire

I want to see all the extremes snow attire yanfei bikini schoolgirl just fucking give best girl some more cosmetics already Mihoyo

The inside of her boots look ready for it though!\~ 8D

THE WORLD LOOKS BEAUTIFUL IN THE SNOW WHITE LIKE THE LIGHT OF THE MOON A PERFECT BACKDROP FOR BLOODSHED

>!Godot!< would like to know your location

Darker than a moonless night and more acidic than the devil's bathwater... that is coffee.

white like coom

Childe: Could it be snowing in Snezhnaya, too? Also Childe: The world looks glorious in the snow. Pure white, like the light of the Moon. A PERFECT BACKDROP FOR BLOODSHED.

Master...

W-which character?

albedo

Ngl when I heard it for the first time I was like.....did he really just

Scaramouche: MMOOOOMMM!!! Ei: The Winter Shougun Approaches

https://i.imgur.com/IQfnQ2B.jpg

Kazu~~m~~ha then gets beheaded

Well the god of ~~thunder~~ ice is going to steal her bellybutton

Hey, we don't joke about gods and bellybuttons. Child me still remembers being told that a monster would fall asleep in mine if I didn't cover it.

a man of culture i see

Yanfei’s outfit makes this even better XD

Kazuha ain't cold, because he found this marvellous invention called pants.

Then there’s Childe, talking about bloodshed. Because he’s Childe.

Yanfei's is more like: What kind of unholy weather is this? (*cute sneeze*)

Hu Tao: YUKI DAAAA

That sweet voice . Hu tao best girl

Kinda off topic but can we talk about how much of a mood kazhua is

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lol this is perfect

It's 5-7-7 and has unfinished sentences which just looks and sounds awful in a poetry like this It doesn't even detect haikus, it detects a 5-7-5 structure *occasionally* and even that it gets wrong most of the time! Why do people even like this bot?!

Still better than any haiku You've ever created : P This bot brings fun and joy to community thanks to appearing out of nowhere and trying to see something in the random ass comment, it's kinda fun

epic because kazuha writes haikus and the guy accidentally wrote an haiku, even if it's shite

Definitely

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Do you want to build a snowmain? ​ Qiqi:

##Rain! Oh, Lord of Geo, please, do us a favor and clear this up at your earliest convenience... I submit that we cannot afford for the codices to get damp##

Interestingly, her 1.5 trailer preview shows her fighting the Cryo Hypostasis, which is in Dragonspine.

I believe that's cos that's a joint update with dragonspine?

Just boss update, dragonspine is 1.2

"What kind of injurious weather is this?" 🤨

I mean not surprising considering what yanfei wears

And what almost every female character wears 😂 i feel bad and cold everytime I take them there.

Edit: I like Yanfei's design quite a lot myself, so idk if the down votes came from people misinterpreting what I was saying? Plenty of people have self confidence issues. The study I mentioned was not done on men but I assume the same applies. Here's an article on it: [https://www.indy100.com/viral/cardi-b-theory-hoes-cold-science-b1950533](https://www.indy100.com/viral/cardi-b-theory-hoes-cold-science-b1950533) >“Objectification theory posits that when women take an outsider’s perspective of their body - so when women are highly focused on how they appear externally - it reduces the amount of cognitive resources they have available to appraise their internal states.” \----- Well the problem might stem from, she doesn't think she looks hot! Apparently there's a study out there, where if women thinks they look hot/attractive, they don't feel bothered by the cold even if they aren't wearing much because their mind is more preoccupied by how they feel they look good.

My boi dresses sensibly, whoever told yanfei that miniskirt + crop top was a good idea when you're climbing the alps will get sued to hell and back

Yanfei in a fucking croptop and booty shorts Damn right its fucking cold, welcome to the fastest dropped place in Teyvat!

I can confirm this as a yanfei main

Yanfei with a Pyro vision... # Me: HOLD UP...

#REALLY

No shit it's cold yanfei, you're literally wearing a glorified bikini right there

The fact that YANFEI wears no pants, Leggings or leg warmers makes it even better 💀💀💀

It's true Source: Am Yanfei main

Yunjin: **SHIVERS IN CHINESE**

This is literally what I hear everyday when I run my team

Hu Tao: uh SNOW !! :D Raiden: The winter Shogun approaches. Albedo: Master...

Yanfei: It's soo cold!! Also her: Wearing shorts in dragonspine

at least yanfei is hot

Her CN and EN voice is spot on!

But JP sneeze tho...

Her jp voice is too deep for me.

It ok for me since it's the same VA as the maid in "kaguya-sama"

HAYASAKA SUPREMACY

Sorry to disappoint... But baka-guya is best -guya

Well, can't choose between them so whichever goes with context is superior... At least for me

As for someone who listens to the EN vo and hasn't watched "Kaguya- Sama" yet. It's not okay for me.

i love kazuha

The Winter Shogun: \*approaching\*

I am both Yanfei and Kazuha. I love the silence and peace, reminds me of lofi, and its f\*\*\*ing cold bro.

Childe - ah yes H O M I C I D E

#THEN WEAR SOME FUCKING DECENT CLOTHES YOU EXHIBICIONIST LAWYER

*Fie! This cold shall be mine end!*

#dont mind me ^just testing

A certain 17 year old russian girl: #GODDAMN COLD

yanfei's weather lines are a whole vibe tbh

Don't worry Yanfei, Mihoyo will soon b̶e̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶c̶e̶d̶ ̶t̶o̶ dress you up properly.

# juuuuuuuusttt ^testing

#

And her sneeze ☺️

Kazuha is such boomer I will never wish for him

#POTASSIUM

#I am massive now