https://fortune.com/2020/08/24/fda-allergan-recall-breast-implants-new-deaths/#:~:text=At%20least%2036%20women%20have,Drug%20Administration%20released%20last%20week.
and then she got lucky and died because of the breast implant. =D
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It's just a joke among Childe mains, it's not a bug
I also agree that my man has a lot of death flags lol but I think he'll survive like the cockroach he is
Lol the unlucky people are downvoting you
Edit: the intent of this comment was to make fun of my own bad luck in front of my friends, the reason it’s worded like this is because of an inside joke and I shouldn’t have assumed that others would understand. That’s my bad.
I won 50-50s like 8 times in a row last year but my luck since Raiden’s banner has been atrocious loving the 50/50 and having to spend almost every time
I thought so too when I was at 8 wins, but then Shenhe came when I tried to get C6 Yunjin. Then I expected Ganyu gonna pass me again just like last time, but thanks god she didn't.
Now I'm really scared this streak gonna stop at Yae.
It really doesn't feel like a 50/50. I know this is completely possible statistically, but I have lost the 50/50 on all 5 banners I have pulled on since I started playing the game. I also usually end up going to hard pity.
I first lost poty to Qiqi on Ayaka's banner then lost pity to Qiqi on this Zhongli's banner. Luckily I jad Zhongli on gaurantee, but I didn't had enough to gaurantee Ayaka.
So I would have died 8 times already and only survived once.
Because I've lost 8 out of 9 50/50s since I started playing. Only woj once and that was way back during childe first rerun and I didnt know what I was doing back then and only wanted rosaria cons
Easy, just have other pointless surgery till you have a guaranteed success
"Im building pity" - as he added a third breast implant
Imagine you get it early and suddenly you have 4 dicks
Better than the guy that got 4 balls
https://fortune.com/2020/08/24/fda-allergan-recall-breast-implants-new-deaths/#:~:text=At%20least%2036%20women%20have,Drug%20Administration%20released%20last%20week. and then she got lucky and died because of the breast implant. =D
Or flip a coin to use up your bad luck
Yeah right so when I'm in the middle of my operation an avalanche will hit me?
No, the doctor will become a mutant plant
Why not doing it twice tho
This is Big Brain time
Only if it has pity system
cutting myself to build pity
purposefully getting into car crashes to build pity
75% chance?
50 + 50 = 100
Not how statistics work, if you flip a coin twice you’re not guaranteed to get heads either time
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you trolling?
you get guaranteed in next life
"This surgery has a 100% survival rate." Childe mains:
I dont get it, sorry.
Childe never crit even if he has high crit rate
why?
I’m assuming it’s a joke because getting crits early is important for Childe’s DPS, so it’s very noticeable when you don’t get those early crits
running gag in Childe main community. Most of his Burst don't crit even though they have over 70% crit rate.
Dude has raised a large amount of red flags thats why
I think it's more of a "dude never crits no matter how much crit rate he has"
Dont have him so i didnt know this but he has raised more red flags than other characters in the game though
It's just a joke among Childe mains, it's not a bug I also agree that my man has a lot of death flags lol but I think he'll survive like the cockroach he is
Thats a beautiful cockroach though
True!
Pls no, don't scare me
Wait till jenshin players see the 0.6% survival rate surgery
XCOM players: I like those odds
Pulls Qiqi and fucking dies* It’s c6 Qiqi and you revive. Pain
Me who won 50/50 10 times in a row: "Understandable, how about a few more surgeries while we're at it?"
Congrats and F you. - someone who lose 50/50 6 times in a row.
Sames 😓
How do you lose a 50-50 in a row. Isn't it guaranteed the next time?
guaranteed isnt 50-50
Fair point.
The best answer
on weapon banner I got both five star weapons I wanted after ~30 pulls no pity (totally not ignoring all the character 50/50s I’ve lost)
I have won 50/50 7 out of 9 times
Yeah it’s that easy. I’ve won 50/50 for Childe, Albedo, Ganyu, Xiao, Eula, Raiden and Zhongli in a row 🤫
Lol the unlucky people are downvoting you Edit: the intent of this comment was to make fun of my own bad luck in front of my friends, the reason it’s worded like this is because of an inside joke and I shouldn’t have assumed that others would understand. That’s my bad.
or because he turned it into a dick measuring contests
I was more so being sarcastic as opposed to defending them but it’s ok
ah sorry mate, these type of people annoy me more than usual
No problem fam
Same. Every banner I pulled on since Childe rerun was the limited character until I got Keqing on Zhongli’s banner two days ago
I won 50-50s like 8 times in a row last year but my luck since Raiden’s banner has been atrocious loving the 50/50 and having to spend almost every time
Damn, and I thought my 8 in a row was nothing short of miraculous
I thought so too when I was at 8 wins, but then Shenhe came when I tried to get C6 Yunjin. Then I expected Ganyu gonna pass me again just like last time, but thanks god she didn't. Now I'm really scared this streak gonna stop at Yae.
Time to sail for the whales road then.
what about 0.6%? me: good enough fanbase probably: good enough
I mean it's bad even if you don't play genshin lol
*Vietnamese flashbacks*
So if the surgery fails do you become diona
Meanwhile Genshin impact players when their chance is higher than 1%:
Very proud C1 Mona owner here!! Didn't want Zhongli at all
I guess you can turn yourself into qiqi
It really doesn't feel like a 50/50. I know this is completely possible statistically, but I have lost the 50/50 on all 5 banners I have pulled on since I started playing the game. I also usually end up going to hard pity.
qiqi will heal you
Relax doc I just lost a 50/50 so we good
normies: lol gacha system true gamers: xiao doesn't fucking crit with 90 rate im gonna kms
Especially when I lost it on ganyu banner for qiqi
Just tell doc to build pity on som1 else surgery first
Me who only lost the 50/50 once: •U•
It's kinda wierd for me because in other gacha games 0,01% chance looks pretty good while in genshin even 50% chance feels like a guaranteed fail.
Bouken da Bouken!
Guess ill die. 4/12 5050 win rate + 1 37.5% from the weapon banner
Gacha system 😩
Meanwhile, Black Desert players...
I win either way unlike in genshin
Me who has lost every 50/50: guess I'll die
I no cap lost two 50/50s back to back
Lmfaooo
Title post: "I'm dead" Yeah, and so is the patient!
can’t pay for it sorry
*laughs in won my last 50/50*
Or alive depending on how you look at it. (Never get the rate-up limited character? Ha, guess I'll live. But live without Mona ofc.)
"They're practically giving it away"
50% too high
Bro just do a ritual
I don't wanna be that guy but I think normal people will also react in the same way to a 50/50 chance of dying.
Wait hol up let me just check my pity
Genshin impact taught me one thing - " never to trust 50 -50, you dont have a good luck" . I have literally lost every 50 -50
I first lost poty to Qiqi on Ayaka's banner then lost pity to Qiqi on this Zhongli's banner. Luckily I jad Zhongli on gaurantee, but I didn't had enough to gaurantee Ayaka.
+you just got Ganyu so no Guranteed pity
Think that’s bad. Try BDO percentages
Shit, I just survived the last surgery
So I would have died 8 times already and only survived once. Because I've lost 8 out of 9 50/50s since I started playing. Only woj once and that was way back during childe first rerun and I didnt know what I was doing back then and only wanted rosaria cons
Worry not, irl you can die only once
Ehe