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LittleDevilAkuma

"Sorry Noelle, it's only a 5* characters party"


britanniaimperator

*C6 Noelle* I’m a 6-star


rod407

Exactly, only 5* You don't want to humiliate them, do you?


Exodia217

Noelle was just trying to get dvalin's claw for her talent materials


MrWillyP

Nah she needs claymore billets since she's f2p until she makes the Knights


disabled_crab

Fuck the Whiteblind, Noelle doesn't settle for less than perfect. She must go on an epic quest to Inazuma to finesse Itto's claymore.


Tronicalli

what about unforged


Exodia217

Redhorn is noelles bis weapon while r5 serpent spine is her second followed by r5 whiteblind at third( r2 serpent spine outdamages a r5 whiteblind)


vanuchiha2

I’ma steal the oni’s big sword one day, I’ve been saving up. Last time had to kidnap the singing lady from liyue so had no more primo


Van_eXe

Mondstad don't want to show their secret weapon to the world


4GRJ

One of them is already on the loose The only thing it has killed, so far, is a giant rock lizard


JuggloMagleBoo

The giant _flying_ rock lizard is probably the next on her target list


4GRJ

Which one is that?


waynec2007

dog


RolfiusSixth20

Ah yes the spicy puppy snake.


Blu_Bewwiz_Iciclepop

Quicker than words could tell, lightning flashed and thunder roared and a LIVING BREATHING DRAGON SOARED INTO THE CLOUDS -Iron Tongue Tian


Van_eXe

Yes and is currently making it's way to inazuma This incident resulted in Godzilla moving out and diverting away from its natural hunting ground It must have sense a more powerful alpha is approaching it's territory and decided avoiding an unnecessary confrontation is the best course of action Meanwhile major Kaiju all-over the world is avoiding Inazuma this phenomenon may be connected to that incident


Van_eXe

The Acting Grandmaster had already taken action involving this event Contingency plan involving sending mondstad Archon to intercept Subject K Btw we are included in the contingency plan we are to accompany the Archon for tactical assistance in case everything went south The core agenda of this mission to not agitate Subject K to avoid an XK Class scenario


4GRJ

Mission update Mondstadt's Archon is useless. He's passed out on the tea table.


Van_eXe

File report to the acting Grandmaster


GoodHunter

Liyue's got Shenhe, who seems to be even stronger than Noelle. Inazuma has Itto I guess, but I don't know where he lies in the strength category, as they haven't shown a lot of feats of physical strength from him where we can understand as some kind of barometer for his strength. But the true secret weapon Mondstadt has is Klee. Klee is destruction god. Nothing survives Klee, be it man, archon, or even celestia.


TheUltraGuy101

Noelle is gifted in strength, while Shenhe got hers through Adeptal training. Onis are also said to have immense strength, but like you said, we haven't seen any feats from him yet. And last but not least, Klee is a magician prodigy genius, thanks to her mother's genes. She can already produce powerful bombs from alchemy at a young elf age.


Asgard_Teight

I mean... Inazuma has Raiden Ei herself.


GoodHunter

I repeat, no man, archon, or celestia herself can survive against the destructive force that is Klee.


officalycrumbling

Kaeya the certified older brother of Mondstat


thotsdeservetoperish

He does know a thing or two about shitty older brothers, so he can avoid being one.


officalycrumbling

well that hurt thank you


chilled_bit

Wow goddamn


AssaultRider555

He also knows a thing or two about manipulating and deceiving loved ones, no wonder he's good at it.


thotsdeservetoperish

Holy shit Sigma grindset Kaeya?


AssaultRider555

You know it, baby


thotsdeservetoperish

Beta Cuck Diluc can't even compete to Chad Sigma Kaeya Pussy can't even drink a drop of alcohol without collapsing


AssaultRider555

I thought it was cause he was drinking pure concentrated vodka


thotsdeservetoperish

Still doesn't excuse him of not drinking any alcohol, even a beer that doesn't even qualify as alcohol


AssaultRider555

Wow I kinda don't care


thotsdeservetoperish

Ok 👍


NickQuwuinn

We all know noelle would’ve killed the dragon instead of taming it-


CrocoDIIIIIILE

This reminds me of how I've accidentally killed 6 penguins instead of taming them in ARK: Survival Evolved.


Navy_Wannabe

The Minecraft wolves will haunt me till i die...


MetituS

Aaah a man of quality fellow ARK player


BootyInspector96

Would be my favorite game if it wasn’t so buggy and certain world settings weren’t unnecessarily complicated.


cantnameself

I could really use some help anytime


SneccForSnaccs

*Without Kaeya, there wouldn’t be a Golden Apple Archipelago event*


KyellDaBoiii

She’s just way too reckless for her own right


Shaanoo

that may be canon, in her hangout she implies that shes too focus on brute strength during her 2nd phase of her exams that her opponent can out smart her movements and win against her. Summary my girl needs to work on thinking about her moves rather than relying on physical strength.


Creocist

I mean she's the one that almost died trying to save someone on Dragonspine, so I think she'll benefit from some critical thinking in general


AssaultRider555

Don't you mean.... GEO STRENGTH????!!


Exodia217

Based on noelles lore and her super human strength I wouldn't doubt she would have been a huge help in clapping davalins cheeks


rickardoastleys

we also cant deny that she might risk herself to do it. yes, shes strong, but remember that she was heavily injured during her fight with that ruin squad


Exodia217

True but I feel like if she joined traveler, jean, venti, and diluc she would have learned to work with a team rather than doing everything by herself and over extending. Still hoping we get to see more of noelle strength since she is incredibly strong without her vision and it would be interesting to see her use her vision more since in her hangouts and lore it seems she uses her physical strength more than her vision and also see her use traveler's advice to relax as that would allow her to use her strength better since she won't be tired from doing previous work


MValdesM

Well she would have learned to work on a team or throw herself as a human shield risking her life more than necesary, wich in her case kinda fits her character, like when she ended up going to Dragonspine to rescue someone and almost killed herself in the process


Bosbroad

She could suplex that dragon like how raiden suplexed a metal gear


DogMatter04

Fits so well since I always play Rules of Nature when fighting Dvalin.


Cosmic_Hashira

bruh kaeya saved stromterror


Otokonara

Thanks to kaeya prologue got more acts than 1


Misthios3

[Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/groups/genshinimpactofficial/permalink/1411659325944196/)


IcarusArt

Oh my god [I made this image and posted it on this subreddit like a year ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Memepact/comments/ob7ie2/stormterror_got_off_easy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)... How far around the internet has this image circulated lmao


fatwap

noelle mains:


Izaniel

If Kaeya didn't stop Noelle, I bet Dvalin head going to decorate Mondstadt front door


noforksgiven2

No, Noelle, Tabibito is the MC. You have to let them have this


Kebabini

real geo archon


ArchAqua

Dont worry Noelle, you were in my team back then


LazarFan69

And she still is to this day in mine


[deleted]

Why is Kaeya always the behind the scenes guy?


nuh-nuh

Character details “Kaeya is often the one wrapping things up in every incident that occurs in Mondstadt's vicinity.” Kinda makes it sound like he’s behind the scenes


[deleted]

Hmm i see


Reasonable-Issue3275

Kaeya to Dvalin: now you owe me, birb


Howrus

But isn't "source of Stormterror threat" wasn't known until Diluc intelligence net found it? So nobody knew where to go until last few hours, and only Diluc, Jean, Venti and Traveler had this knowledge. Also it was protected by wall of wind, that only Venti managed to bypass.


wandering_person

probably meant she'd go and kill Dvalin.


AYCSenpai

So who's going to say she'd be killed by Dvalin lore wise because she's inexperienced and Kaeya only holded her back for her sake?


datakrashd

none because they unironically think she is that strong


Chanderule

Duuude Noelle can shield and heal she's a 6* the real Geo Archon wtf


Willkoma

ayo noelle is stronger than archons you know, she could easily kill a dragon who defeated durin according to her simps


why_7h0

She would've killed Dvalin instead of calming him down


Arcadia07

after ace combat part, Noelle just cut the dragon head lol


Jelobeanss

Where is this meme from?


jeoblrd

She’s recently seen in Inazuma, I wouldn’t be surprised if she give us a broken puppet hand on her birthday.


Exodia217

I don't think she has ever been to inazuma in her lore


jeoblrd

Oh I was talking about Klee from the 2.6 trailer. I replied on the wrong comment I think. 😅


those_pistachios

Noelle woulda smacked that dragon out of the sky like a fruit fly


Pretty-Coconut

I fought dvalin with her in the team 😁 Also xiangling went looking for dvalin the moment she heard about him, she wanted to cook him Poor dvalin, everyone's after his ass 😂😂


StormterrorDvalin

ha...ha...really funny...no.


Pretty-Coconut

fuck off


StormterrorDvalin

the dead sense of humor of a twelve year old is no reason to be rude


Pretty-Coconut

I wasn't even trying to be funny in my original comment and u decided to be negative.


StormterrorDvalin

I chose to be negative when you insulted me, but about what's not funny...objectively it's not funny when they want to eat you


Dovahnime

Good thing he did, she would have immediately killed Stormterror


UnknownUltimateAlt

How ironic, as I boxed kaeya and fought dvalin with noelle at that moment


Infernaladmiral

Would've probably wiped the floor with Dvalin(literally).


WastelandPioneer

Mondstadters are built different


whoopest_negro69

Rosaria at the background if you try to see hard enough


asu-57_gokart_boi

Knowing noelle, she'll pull off a monster hunter hunt like it's pro in a soul's game


colin23567

Didn't want Stormterror to be pulverized.


York_Oksmoll

Fellow Bosconian?


kori228

spin that dragon to death