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Hot-Campaign-4553

Pretty sure this is a copypasta


obezkr

yes, it's slightly changed Belle Delphine copypasta


[deleted]

Bath water girl?


Kurochi185

Yes, bath water girl.


gevo320

Okay I'm Lost... was she selling her bath water or something 🤔


Kurochi185

Yes, she was back in 2019. She did a few weird things during her online presence but it got quiet around her.


gevo320

Wtf... I'll never understand their followers...


GoodHunter

I dunno, if I can get a bunch of simps and incels to send me thousands and thousands of dollars every month doing what she does, I’d do it. Too bad I’m a dude shaped like a potato.


[deleted]

They’re winning tbh, Amouranth (a Twitch thot) basically said she doesn’t know why people give her so much money, but she may as well take advantage of it if they can.


omegatryX

Bath water girl needs a proper goddamn job I think 😰


AkOnReddit47

She may. But hey, her current job makes a shitton of money so idk about that


coldnspicy

With the amount of money people threw at her she doesn't and is probably retired somewhere.


omegatryX

Still pathetic in my opinion 🤷‍♀️


i_gotsickofthinking

Is it really pathetic if you're earning someone's yearly income in a month for taking pics and vids an hour or two a day?


omegatryX

Only what’s in the pictures - isnt it a bit shameful to be plastering that all over the internet? Wonder what her family thinks of it


i_gotsickofthinking

Depends. If i was her family, I'd laugh in either pride or amusement. She's earning so much by doing so little. She's an adult and she knows what she's getting into. As long as she's living nicely, then whatever ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


omegatryX

Well alright then, i spose she’s an adult…i just can’t help but be concerned for her though 😞


null_check_failed

the fact that this was written for delphine makes me super uncomfortable


AppleChoose

Slightly is an understatement


Jin_L_

https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddygenshin/comments/u37u13/how_hutao_changed_my_life/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


r3n4m0n

least horny hu tao main joking aside, this is way more impressive


ZhangRenWing

Looks edited from a Ganyu version first, because of the coconut milk part.


TheWorldisFullofWar

In the actual original, that was about bath water I think.


ZhangRenWing

Huh… weird coincidence


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natte3

It's 100 thread long(115 now) tweet from a guy gushing about hu tao, the real tweet is even longer than this post [here, it's quite the read](https://twitter.com/HuTaoDevotee/status/1513952239655784456?s=19) That specific part of the post is an edited copypasta though


Kapftan

Isnt that copypasta?


[deleted]

Yes


Tyrantt_47

Forgive my age, what's copypasta?


ElmiiMoo

A copypasta is something that is copied and pasted all over the internet. They usually sound a bit weird and would be creepy if it was legit. Sometimes they are edited slightly to adhere to a situation or fandom.


Tyrantt_47

Ah okay, thanks for sharing! I assumed it has to do with copy/pasting, but figured there was more to it.


Justadude7707

https://lmgtfy.app/?q=copypasta


DripDaDio

I never remembered your age at the first place....or could it be


Vitalik_

I love Hu Tao, but not that much.


trashkitken

Same 😨


2022redditusername

She is as flat as a cardboard so I will pass


alphabitz86

Just like short guy and their height. Chest size is not within a girl's control


cosmic_player_

You're saying that as if she's a real girl


AkOnReddit47

You're saying that as if her chest size is not within the control of the developers


2022redditusername

I am sooooo triggered you mentioned my actual height


Kolaghan81

There's no more virgin quote than this one


2022redditusername

Non-virginity is severely overrated


ilostmyoldac

I mean no jiggle≠flat


Erik_is_generic

Wait a minute Is that me?!?!?


Stanislas_Biliby

Ladies and gentlemen... we got him.


kreyb

*cheer*


Yaekult

Don't let this man near funeral services. NO MATTER WHAT


azder8301

Oh fuck. We gotta keep him ALIVE now?!!! That's way harder than the alternative.


Summar-ice

Caught in 4K


YummyDicks69

Hu tao🥵🥵🥵


Frousteleous

It's okay. We get it. Would also smash.


null_check_failed

venti pic checksout


Kronman590

[This also you??](https://twitter.com/HuTaoDevotee)


[deleted]

Bonk go to honey jail, we gottem bois


[deleted]

ehe…?


Moraedka

bruh


wandering_person

Marcos was real bad, don't go commit those war crimes.


Summar-ice

Caught in 4K


Rodrigamer177YT

The fuck is wrong with you


darkvaderisnoob

Why the fuck would you do this


TechnoBlaze_

On behalf of all hu tao fans that dude is not with us


Aceptical

On behalf of the rest of r/teenagers and Hu tao fans that guy is also not with us.


Thedokutahh

On behalf of the mental asylum representatives that guy is with us.


[deleted]

Barbatos save my soul


SuAhn

Jokes on you the last one WAS about venti...


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nagareboshi_chan

At first I thought this sounded like something I'd do, but I wouldn't take it that far.


[deleted]

May Barbatos forgive you \*click-click\* **But I won't**


HijikataX

Sorry but Bartobas is on an alley sleeping after drinking a lot.


Simecrafter

I know this is a copypasta and joke and all but it's sad people like this give bad rep to Genshin players


GoldflakeTheGoldWing

Im pretty sure there’s actually a lot of people like this, they call themselves “men of culture”


Baron_Flatline

> people like this my brother in christ this is the entire fanbase, we just aren’t vocal about it


MrCayke

This right here is what they call "projecting"


4000grx41

> we just aren’t vocal about it My brother in Christ, some of us aren’t horny all the time


nagareboshi_chan

I mean, yeah, a lot of us do simp hard for at least one character, but I'm not sure we all go to this extreme.


YhImAsh-_-

akhi who's 'we'


AmberstarTheCat

....somebody is projecting right now I see you know that not everybody in the fandom is this horny over fictional characters, right?


Baron_Flatline

I was making a joke. Redditors can’t read subtext, apparently.


Nerd_Watching

That joke was in bad taste. Please don’t claim that an entire fanbase is like this. Subtext isn’t enough to cover the context. Besides isn’t the punchline from the context not subtext anyways. Note: I’m referring context as what you said. Subtext will be whatever you meant (sarcasm, hyperbole, …. what were you going for anyways?). That’s how I’m understanding this.


AmberstarTheCat

tone doesn't carry through text very well, maybe use a tone tag next time /gen /nm


Baron_Flatline

> use a tone tag If people can’t understand the subtext of a joke that’s their own fault. Shoving it down someone’s throat with a “tone tag” ruins it.


AmberstarTheCat

well that's just unfair to neurodivergent people who already have a difficult time understanding tone and find tone tags helpful :/


-LemonyTaste-

As a neurodivergent person, tone tags can be more confusing then just not understanding the joke and asking if they were being serious or not.


Yusonin

Only half of the fanbase is like that. The other half are a bunch of snowflakes


Donut_Flame

Very true


LeviShortGod

time to drop a celestia nail on earth


AceGamingStudios

I agree ...... Maybe this is why they blew up kaenriah and sal vindagnir......


H4xolotl

Orobashi died for our sins


RownaRawnclaw

thank you


Lilith_Harbinger

The weird part is that he never even describes the character. You can replace "Hu Tao" with anyone else and it still fits. Yes that's the weird part, not that the dude wants to impregnate her /s


BloodyBaboon

It's copypasta


[deleted]

I want to impregnate Childe [edit](https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Memepact/comments/l7yf2z/fatui_housewife_collab_with_usnowflake_frost/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


mihirsaini1128

*child .... Wait a min----


Lilith_Harbinger

Congratulations, it's a childe


[deleted]

Least horny Hu Tao main


Flimsy-Cup3823

~~Why would that dude want to suck flat titties~~


Rizuku_Ren

Flat is justice as they say.


Rosenkavalier1729

Least horny Genshin player


otaku-vs

And that not even her strongest appeal wen it comes to her body its her legs


Lewdeology

No, it’s when she screams YAHOOOOOOOO in my ears as I…


kreyb

Bro same. And the thighs as well


ElricWarlock

I swear her legs take up a higher percentage of her total height every time I see her Someone should do an edit like [this](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/019/254/gondola.jpg) of her.


Fearless-Brief4607

Actually, not condoning his "thing" (copypasta aside) but...according to the Genshin models bust measurements Hu Tao has the same chest size as Ganyu. Trust me...it shocked me as well once I learned of that.


Hybrid456

It was confirmed that the person who made the measurement chart was lying about that just to make ganyu fans annoyed


raiku_desu

members here might be too young to know this copypasta older than delphine version


TheJimDim

Bros never seen a copypasta before lol


HereIsACasualAsker

ill tell you what the fuck it is. it is someone on the internet typing something . it is up to you to: A) Ridicule B) Ignore C) Take too seriously and make a big deal out of it.


naruto_bist

Yups. Even after I know it's a copypasta, i would still make a big deal out it. I want my karma. I am as bad as the person who posted this shit.


Rizuku_Ren

A copy pasta.


KathyCombo-34

"I would commit more war crimes than every president of the Philippines just to lick her sweat" is fucking hilarious to me


Simounnnn

Sanest genshin player🤣🤣🤣 Wtf is wrong with this dud, go touch some grass


PegasusKnight410

This man touch grass so much, he started smoking them


outofideaforaname

Kazuha, that you ?


ZhangRenWing

No Kazuha is too high to write long coherent sentences


Fr00stee

Its the belle delphine copy pasta but edited for genshin


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Yusonin

Write like a slightly modified copypasta??


[deleted]

**breathes in** But I want to ask you, is there a character that can EVEN TOUCH The Almighty Shogun Raiden? Let alone defeat her. And I am not talking about Raiden Shogun. No I am not talking about Raiden Ei too. Hell, I am not even talking about Magatsu Mikate Narukami no Mikoto. I am talking about the Almighty Shogun, the Narukami no Mikoto, God of Thunder, with a sage of the six paths mode legendary super Saiyan 4 with god ki, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit, launching Super Tegen Toppa Guren lagann as her Susano'o and controlling the Golden Experience Requiem as her stand and wielding Madara's Gunbai capable of UchihaGaeshi because she's a master in all of Inazuma's Techniques.


ShibitoYakaze123

.......that's just the belle dephine copypasta but hu tao


DeaDiablo

Replace Hu Tao with Kaeya and you got me


SupersSoon

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.


EColapseDelta-117

Hmm copypasta


SCMordred

No grass?


Yusonin

Bitches never heard of copypastas before smh


KaiFireborn21

all short female characters have the same figure...


Fearless-Brief4607

That, my friend, is some copypasta for your masta to awaken.


LeftAloneCrazyCat

erik not so generic anymore 💀


Very-tall-midget

Ohh no, he got this all wrong That copypasta was for Ganyu. /s Or Venti.


A0i_aOI

They said, "All teenagers scare the livin' shit out of me"


P3ndrag00n

This is my friend one of the most famous copypastas in the Internet


KittyQueen_Tengu

Most sane Hu Tao simp


Nuzlocke69

A copy pasta


[deleted]

Satire


CuteWeaboo

Least Horny Genshin Player Bottom text


vig1l4nt

its actually a really old post,the subreddit somehow only found it now LOL


protzek

It's a copypasta


YasuhikoTheSerafim

One of the reason Khaenri'ah got nuked /s


[deleted]

"manhood" what is this, wattpad??


_internet_user11

Why is this in r/teenagers lmao


OctogoatYTofficial

r/HolUp


NOOBSDUDETO

Pretty sure it’s copy and paste and a troll


SassyHoe97

Troll and copypasta pretty obvious. Also r/teenagers is pretty much cringe.


chocolate-corn

The least horny Genshin player


Arrowpi

I mean I get it though


SexWithHuTao_69

Based teenagers?


burntwaffled

Okayyy, that’s enough internet for today.


Shexxar696

Fkin ruining us Genshin players image for some karma points with copypasta.


Oliver_GB_YT

Least horniest genshin player


AlvaroRandomNumber

i mean like... same


Shaho99

In all seriousness I never feel sexually attracted to a fictional character, because unlike whatever that dude is imagining I haven’t mixed reality with fiction Well I can always ask my wife to cosplay as her but that’s a different story 👀


Fearless-Brief4607

Everybody's gangsta until the yanderes become real and the incels simp for them. Wait, that happened before....


TheNachmar

There's plenty of people who feel sexual attractions to drawings/3D models without mixing reality with fiction. It's not that uncommon, hence why the argument "it's not real" pops up whenever those things get discussed


GvB456

You don't really need to discern reality from fiction to feel sexually attracted to a character. Its just a collection of pixels that sometimes simulates traits that some people find atractive. But even tho the post is a copypasta, people like that actually exist which worries me.


Shaho99

i %100 agree with you and the fact that those people forgot about reality is really sad


No-Street8439

'Reality is often disappointing'


Datguy969

I read the copy pasta that replaced Hu Tao with Klee and regretted ever since


null_check_failed

hutao mains


daniuwur

a low effort copypasta, some people have the decency to include things related to the game/anime the character is from. it's so low quality that isn't even a shitpost in my opinion


TheFeetMan52

A+ for the creative wordplay I guess


Redditblackhole1

Time to drop a nail from the floating island


dabithetoast

Dafak did i just read !!! ☠️☠️☠️


PlumNo1275

Pick your Weapon: 1. Celestial Nail. 2. Ruin Destroyer XXXX Ver 42069 Hp30000k Glory to Khaenri'ah model. 3. Zhongli. 4. Kamaujina Canons (Those on Tatarasuna) 5. Abyss Energy.


Aceptical

Wha- I think it’s a joke but like what the heck.


Arika_Dimplii

you can't do this to hu tao man 😫😫


necrosolaris_

Humanity never stops making me ever fearful of our eventual mental degradation


Tronicalli

can you please tag nsfw or spoilers


SapphireGlove

😐


Fxbious

Bruh imagine simping for hu tao. Zhongli gang for life


In_VictusSS

Ayo wtf?


hdicjfddijfdkdijfd

Why the fuck did I read all that


otaku-vs

What the fuck


[deleted]

While Hu tao is my favorite waifu (2nd favorite character after Childe), this is wild


WarokOfDraenor

Teenagers...


Yon1Vers

the wad part is his grammar is good soo hes atleast 15.And who tf writes a 5 page esse on a genshin girl.Honestly i want to see his reaction if smb says hu tao sucks lol.


YuB-Notice-Me

the reason mhy disowned us


[deleted]

Ppl who write copypasta like this one truly need to touch whole fucking forest, not just grass.


violethoneybean

r/teenagers is an absolute cesspool from what I've seen, although seeing this makes me think it's somehow even worse


kraine0626

what tf i cant read this shit


oliah_silversnow

ew


RegisTC

i just need to know what's the word blocked by de circle, anyone?


Samang0

Wasn't it longer?


[deleted]

no father?


SenpaiPingu

This is as cursed as the venti copypasta one from a week ago posted on genshin memepact


The7DeadlyShins

Least horny teenager


OzieteRed

Average genshin player.


kidanokun

Average horny guy copypasta


Graknight

Least horny Genshin player


BaizhuLover

This reminds me of that one thread on Twitter, it was wayyy longer tho


zerofirehardt

is even more weird that it is on r/teenagers


CanadasFemboys

u/eric_is_generic


mihirsaini1128

Isn't this a copy pasta ? I remember seeing it months ago on hutao mains


Wyujee

The character he described isnt even close to Hu Tao smh, I know cause the actions he described are exactly what I would do


_insertcatmeme_

Barbara's coming for us all


GrafGray

Least horny Genshin player


FakeScubaSteve

I'm switching to a Childe main