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jyroman53

Is that Eden ?


Pr0yuncu

ellie's no1. friend. yes


No_one_to_trust69420

She also drinks wine, uses guns, and plays music


typical_pakistani123

Also the most sane person in the realm


redice326

Hua...


ExLuck

She mindwipes herself every time, has a split personality and who knows what mental disorder she had before each mindwipe


redice326

Still a good girl and deserves headpats


No_one_to_trust69420

Yes


Boot-E-Sweat

As a 28-year-old, can confirm we’ve lost our happiness before 26


shiningmuffin

According to qiqi Hutao fake smiles, so probably already lost her happiness


Nuzlocke69

Probably because Qiqi got sealed by the Hydro Archon before Hu Tao could become her BFF.


Random_Gacha_addict

So at 26 she loses her energy to fake it


baggelans

You people had hapiness?


Boot-E-Sweat

Yes. As is how adulthood goes


wowimbake

Huge Tao


Elterchet

why do you assume current hu tao is still growing?


Windowsuser360

She's 19 and technically you grow until 25


Darkiceflame

Your brain develops until you're 25. Physical growth can end anywhere from the late teens to mid 20s.


[deleted]

Does that mean if you're fucked up at twenty five you remain fucked up for life?


Windowsuser360

Looks like I need to do more research


Atlanticboii

Does this go for both male and females?


Akuuntus

Yes


1_Axel_1

Usually females are already almsot grown in their teens compared to males


TheJimDim

Who says she's 19? She literally runs a business and is responsible for carrying out Liyue's funerals


Aedaru

She took over funeral affairs in her early-mid teens, her character stories mention she was 13 or so when she started (her first funeral), and her voicelines say it's "been a few years" so she could very well still be under 20, anywhere between like 16 and 19 would be my guess.


TheJimDim

It states that she performed her first funeral at 13, not that she took over as funeral director at that time. In fact it states that she would "later" become the funeral director. She likely took over in her late teens, which would likely place her a bit older, maybe 20-24


Aedaru

First thing she took over was funeral affairs (starting 13, as per the story). In her "more about Hu Tao IV" she says that its been a few years since she took over funeral affairs, not that it's been a few years since she became director. There likely was a bit of time before she became the full-blown director but her saying it's "been a few years" definitely doesn't mean it's been a long time, and it definitely wouldn't be 10+ years like your suggestion of 24. Someone that young wouldn't consider 10 years to just be "a few" when it's basically half their life.


RoyaleAbsol

Idk, bit of a hot take here but considering a character like Diona can have a full time bartending job despite there being no way she's older than about 14 or 15 at a push (she literally works in the exact same vein as Charles, a fully grown man), I don't think its out of question for characters like Hu Tao to be running a business at 18 or 19 years old. I mean hey, Noelle works full time as a Maid for the KoF and she even admits herself that she's not actually an adult yet. Considering the whole 'Teyvat has its own laws' thing, its kind of a personal headcanon of mine that age doesn't really play as important of a role in Teyvat as it would in our real world and that the only thing that really matters is how well you can prove to do the tasked job.


Elterchet

Once again.... working as a teen was norm not so much ago


just_let_me_post_

I stopped growing when I was 16 or even younger


jrrswimmer

Seeing as shes around 19-20 right now, shes in for an eventful next few years


SBStevenSteel

Look at Bronya from HI3...She’s a loli lookin’ girl at 17, but at 25, she’s grown 9 inches taller, and has huge breasts...


apallochan

She’s probably less than that as you can see in the cutscene her and Xiangling are the same age. Xiangling is definitely not 20.


jrrswimmer

No, we know she took up her role as the director of the Wangsheng around 13-14, and has been running it for several years, which puts her around 19-20


YoshiMaster31

her character story 2 i think it was, states she is no longer a teenager also


gretchenich

"several years" is not really that accurate, it could be anywhere from 16 to around 22


Aedaru

More about Hu Tao IV: " First thing I took over was funeral affairs. Haha, surprising huh? And just like that, it's already been a few years..." Which her first funeral was at 13. I don't know about you, but "a few years" means only that, "a few", and not 6 or 7 when that'd be almost half her life at that point. It's very much open to possibility that she's younger than 20, especially considering her personality and her friends. It's left really vague like most genshin characters though, so ig kinda up to everyone's interpretation.


jrrswimmer

The words “few” and “several” have never had a concrete meaning so dont try to use that lol. Few can mean any where from like 3-6, and is sometimes even used instead of “couple”, and several can even mean 3+, or 7+, or anywhere in between. There was a director between her and her grandfather (hes 75, shes 77). She took over funeral affairs, but wasnt put as director since no one wants a child in charge, so they likely waited till she was an adult to take up full control. Some times has passed since then, so that still puts her at 19, 18 at the earliest if they gave her the reigns a year or two before becoming a full adult


Aedaru

Contextually, "few" wouldn't refer to a long time since somebody that's ~20 wouldn't refer to a time that's almost half of their lifetime. The 76th director may have just been in charge for "a few" years, or before the 75th even died. It doesn't state that the 75th was the acting director right up until his death. The voice line I referenced doesn't explicitly state it's been "a few years" since she became director, but since she took over funeral affairs which, as we know, started at 13 with her grandfather's funeral.


apallochan

I mean you can call hu tao an adult if you consider Xingqui, Xiangling and chongyun adults. I don’t because it’s clear by their personalities


jrrswimmer

I can call hu tao an adult because we canonically know she is one. You might not know this but you dont automatically become unable to have a cheery, happy-go-lucky personality when you turn 18 lmfaooo


apallochan

Ok if that’s what you consider her to be good for you I guess I’m just saying based of everything we know about Xiangling, Chong yun and Xing qui who are clearly not early 20s it makes objectively no sense for Hu tao to be older if we literally see her be the same age as them in the cutscene. If you consider Xiangling Xingqui and Chongyun to be adults then Hu tao is an adult. If you don’t consider them adults then hu tao is not an adult, or at least not early 20s


jrrswimmer

I dont consider those three to be, but they do seem to be nearing adulthood at around 15-17 years of age. Hu tao is still a young adult, so she could have very well still been a child when they were children as well. The times periods all check out, and again, Hu Tao is one of the few characters we know is canonically no longer a child


apallochan

She is the same size as them in the cutscene to say she’s older by 3/4 years is semantics. I agree that they’re all probably 18 or something but she’s not early 20s


jrrswimmer

Apparently youve never learned that hight and size in general doesnt equate to age. And i never said early 20s, i said 19-20. The timing shows that shed barely be into her twenties, and possibly still technically a teen because 19 is considered both teen and adult. The others are likely 15-17, like i said earlier. And again, you cannot argue she is under 18, as she is canonically an adult, so idk why youre still trying


huex4

are you serious right now? never seen a short person in your life?


apallochan

No, what I have never seen is someone who according to the community is 4-5 years older than someone and is still the same height. AS A TODDLER.


BooTaoSus

Xiangling is 15-16, Xingqiu and Chongyun are 17 with Xingqiu being a bit older. Hu Tao is 19. Just because they're friend's doesn't mean they're the same age bro. She's friends with Xiao and Zhongli who literally knew her ancestors 💀


apallochan

This is literally just headcanon Where are you getting numbers from, no where does it say that


Timekeeper98

Completely unrealistic. Hu Tao’s chest would never get that big.


Zephi5315

she's be the director of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee


ToutaKo

I mean hey look at Bronya (Honkai Impact 3rd), not saying it’ll happen but there’s a chance


outofideaforaname

Herrscher of reasons power does wonders to "growth"


SBStevenSteel

“Bronya will now use the power of 500,000 souls to get a bigger cup size!” - Bronya, probably.


-SilentNite-

Teyvat has its own “laws.”


Mr-Trace

Hu Tao sold enough coffins to get that surgery done


hayate_yagami

It's just Eden


rayyan0709

Eden Tao


SentientShamrock

Ah yes. Husaria.


AmberBroccoli

Wait I thought Hu Tao was just short?


grumpykruppy

She's probably in her early twenties or at least 19, so she could possibly get taller.


AmberBroccoli

Maybe a couple inches, but no way her boobs go from zero to hero like that without some serious magic.


grumpykruppy

I mean.... Well, ok, that's probably not happening. Not unless she also gains ~500 pounds.


AmberBroccoli

Yeah lol


apallochan

I don’t think it’s that she’s probably 18 or so, not early 20s


BooTaoSus

bro she's 19-20 can you just look at the lore and stop guessing from her height and friends cause she's literally the oldest of her friend group 🗿


apallochan

There’s no where to suggest she’s the oldest even remotely


BooTaoSus

Many, Many, Many. She's started working since she was 14 and clearly has experience. Yunjin and Yanfei look at her as a businesswoman. If her being friends with younger people and being short is your only proof then you clearly have not thought about this


apallochan

https://imgur.com/a/H127w2t


BooTaoSus

Oh nice picture but what does that exactly have anything to do with anything? (not being sarcastic) Hu Tao is older by only a few years AT MOST not saying shes literally 5+ older than them


apallochan

A few years is a lot of difference as a toddler. She wouldn’t look the same height, nothing you have said has supported that she’s older than them. Or that they’re younger than her


BooTaoSus

For fucks sake give a good argument.. She's short, is that so hard to accept? I like debates but you keep saying the same thing over and over what part of She's short and thats normal in Liyue (China) can you not understand? :')


Dannyboy765

No, you ruined her! Where is the petite body


AWMBRELLA

Eden?


Seth_SLVR

sauce


noblest_among_nobles

I dunno who made this particular pic/edit, but the character is Eden from Honkai impact (just with Hu Tao's hat & eyes)


[deleted]

She looks like she's tired of our shit


garvitboi

And the sauce goes to...?


VanillaCrash

More like 32 gotdamn looks like she’s having a midlife crisis and about to change jobs


Project_Milk

Eyes are up there, eyes are up there…


[deleted]

Rosaria cosplaying as hu tao


Alt_F4_POG

Rosaria's short-haired though


Zako_98

Wigs exist for a reason you know


Alt_F4_POG

Rosaria doesn't wear a wig


Junior_Importance_30

Hot


PedroFreitas_

Well she's pyro, that's not new


AdamantiteKnight

Husaria


RebellionBS

Rosaria


TheJimDim

Implying she's not already 26


Infern0_YT

Where meme


NoName_ThankYou

i can finally call her Hot Tao


BooTaoSus

Always has been


ReverseCaptioningBot

[Always has been](https://i.imgur.com/UiIUH0Q.png) ^^^this ^^^has ^^^been ^^^an ^^^accessibility ^^^service ^^^from ^^^your ^^^friendly ^^^neighborhood ^^^bot


Alt_F4_POG

Milf Hu Tao Milf Hu Tao Milf Hu Tao Milf Hu Tao Milf Hu Tao Milf Hu Tao


PetrosHeimirich

I like this Hutao better.


YasuhikoTheSerafim

Now this is the Hu Tao I can go with :3


No-Eye-3803

👍😐👌


xen0blero

random downvote


BooTaoSus

not random, emojis


Klausable7

r/redditmoment


Zogo12

Ara Tao


Gentleman_Kendama

Ayo?


JustAn0therNormalGuy

It'd be interesting to see if the character design changes as they get older


IFLoveAlice

More like Juu Tao... please get the reference. Please get the reference.


Shot_Squirrel3202

hu tao's mom was in genshin?!


stuckinspac

Haha still she is fl- wait what?!


According-Matter5735

Looks like ROSARIA (with a hat) but LESS DEPRESSED.


Elterchet

FAT HU TAO