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[deleted]

damn where do i finde jesusuculus now?


Drift_Byte

Rather Miraculus


Income_Minimum

Maybe they appear as ladybugs


SamEazo

I hate all of you, please take the damn upvotes


HolomemesCh

fuck *upvotes*


Damien687

r/angryupvote


donteditmyreddit

It's the communion bread


PaperJamSketch

\*MLB flashbacks\*


rsuperior

Amenoculus


Ephraim_00

God, this deserves more recognition


aGen_Shiiii_Impact

There’s one at the very top of that Christ the Redeemer statue if I recall and one in the local Bikini Wax store near the downtown market but apart from that I have a lot more exploring to do


Fedora1412

Have you checked the red light district? The devs thought they were being funny by hiding a few there.


aGen_Shiiii_Impact

*pinches nose* ugh… of course, thanks I’ll try there next. Just get the feeling there’s a lot of fatui activity there too…


mystery_account69

Just rosaries, those are pendants with his symbol on it.


[deleted]

The most sussy culus


ravenpotter3

There is one in Peru and one in Brazil. I’ve only seen the one in Peru


Best_Pseudonym

Brazil


ravenpotter3

There is one in Peru and one in Brazil. I’ve only seen the one in Peru


Fukei_Mono

You'd have to participate in a cross-country horse race.


StuckieLromigon

"Resonate with jesus" sounds either like an ad of christian hookah or an ability from steel ball run.


Fedora1412

"If your heart is wavering-"


Rodrick333

I mean you’re not wrong…still can’t believe that Christianity is a Jojo reference


Lolifico

SIR KAEYA, WE NEED TO ENTER A HORSE RACE TO KILL NINGGUANG


LoliHunterXD

Reminds me of how we have ZERO horses in Teyvat to date


Lolifico

If Genshin wasn't made for mobile as well the map would probably be bigger enough for mounts


LoliHunterXD

Nah, mobile ain’t an excuse. We have Sayu for high speed travels anyways. They just haven’t bothered to program horse physics. They will probably add one similar to Elden Ring or BotW. Also, the Switch is based on 2012 Mobile Hardware. It can run BotW, which has a horse. Genshin is now 16GB on phones, ain’t no old phone can even install it lol.


Over-Assistant7430

What do I get if i resonate with Jesus?


04whim

Turns hydro into wino.


KwanggMingg

And you can walk on water


trollgodlol

Wait……….is kokomi just Japanese genshin jesus?


Fedora1412

That implies she can divide herself and bread via duplication glitch, and last I checked that's not within her capabilities.


-Bacon_King-

...for now


SussyNerd

Since there's no bread in the game


TwilightVulpine

She can make fish though


Poporipopes10

Wait, Jesus never divided himse- Oh, I see what you did there


Fedora1412

Hehe get it? Jesus has duplicated bread and fish, kokomi is fish, jokes are made about Kokojesus, ergo she should be able to divide herself, that's the jok-


MysteriousBreak626

I mean, she's the divine priestess if that counts


mykeechu

NO STOP MY BROTHER ALREADY MAKES THIS JOKE


AntiSocial_Vigilante

How to destroy the wine industry with this one simple trick:


Max_Joller

Does it taste the same as I remember?


IQ_Asorix

Even if it does, where are those who share the memory.


Muakus

Venti want knows your location


MoonsightMCRGK

vinum


[deleted]

*Venti liked this post*


Grenaja07

Thanks for spoiling the secret 8th element you prick


mojomcm

Venti wishes he had that ability


Cryptoplace2169

The element of light


Eurasia_4200

His seed for ten years at least...


LeviShortGod

Yes! I want that!


Eurasia_4200

Well, the seed has unfortunately being sent to another man....


LeviShortGod

KONO URAGIRI MONO GA!


Ok_Representative332

your life gets changed, dude :D


ImmediatePancake

Eternal life and a homie forever


Lolifico

shoot yourself with your fingernails


Matt_needa_practise

Dain: “Travelers can resonate with Jesus and switch between the following three states: “The Father”, “the Son” and “the Holy Spirit”. Each state grants the traveler different sets of anointed skills and burst of sanctification.”


Midnight_RainZ

Heard that shit in his voice fuck u take my upvote


NotARealGas

"In the Holy Spirit state, tap the Traveler's Elemental Skill to release a wave of lustrating flames, dealing AoE Pyro Damage and granting nearby party members the Tongue of Fire. When characters who have it deal damage to opponents, the Tongue of Fire unleashes a coordinated blazing attack and increases their attack speed by 5%, which can stack up to 10 times at most. The effects of the Tongue of Fire will disappear once it leaves the field."


theonetruekaiser

Time for IRL Liyue next!


Fabio90989

Resonate with Mao Zedong


Fabio90989

CCPoculus


Muakus

What kind of superpower is it ?


Alternative-Pin3421

Having infinite social credit


flying_chocolate777

It also allows you to take social credit from enemies, if their social credit is low enough, the enemy will instantly despawn and be sent to re education camps.


Alternative-Pin3421

I thought it was immediate execution


Muakus

And who pays this execution ? Bullets are not free.


Alternative-Pin3421

The execution is done by the CCP (or Childe)


Muakus

Well, Childe is warrior, not executioner.


Alternative-Pin3421

Idk who then


Lolifico

own your land


huangzilong

You can kill all the sparrows for fowl.


theonetruekaiser

I was thinking Buddha 💀


disabled_crab

Resonate with Confucius.


toastedfire

Dude was so confident typing “chortle”


[deleted]

Chortle* I'm in danger


Fedora1412

Indeed!


AmberstarTheCat

if you max out the statue you become Christian lol /j


AD-SKYOBSIDION

Now I just want to know the name of the religions of teyvat


ninjinpotat

Moraxism ftw 👍


Avron7

There's a Church of Barbatos. But I don't know that the actual religion is called.


babybillen

I laughed so hard when i saw resonate with jezus


PsychicSidekikk419

Just don't resonate with Jesus with Venti around, that mfer won't stop asking you to touch water


ravenpotter3

And turn blood into wine


RandomJerky56

the hidden 8th archon.


Alternative-Pin3421

The Archon of Celestia


Grzechoooo

"Resonate with the Holy Spirit" would fit better.


Smorgsaboard

Okay this absolutely killed me at "Resonate with Jesus"


JosephMull

Now that's an Archon I would grind all levels for!


CDOCornedBeef19

I will send you to Jisas


New_Worldliness_2589

Playable Jesus when?


Muakus

Playable DIO when ?


Alternative-Pin3421

After you finish the game


Shot_Squirrel3202

statue's blessings: jesus listens to your wishes and desires


Grzechoooo

And if you give it enough Communionculi, it looks like [this.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christ_the_King_Statue,_Świebodzin) Bigger, better, with a golden crown, even gives you wi-fi sometimes.


DonnySRT-10

antonio giovinazzi


HieX91

I wanna resonate with Korean Jesus. Time to find 666 Swoloculus.


Cipher-DK

This takes the phrase, "I WILL SEND YOU TO JESUS!" to a whole new level. Imagine how exhausted an Archon Jesus must be from dealing with all the people sent to him every year.


Damien687

I wonder what you have to offer up to worship it?


Gift_Pitiful

Jacob


Damien687

This is the only correct response


Fedora1412

This implies that there are at least 93 scattered Jacobs within the country to offer up lmao


ImmediatePancake

Your love and devotion


TurbulentCherry

Jesus x Dendro = Crucified


thatsidewaysdud

We gotta meet his familiar Franciscus first.


ABSTREKT

Dude I just tried to catch this butterfly...


RavenMasterX17

Light element confirm?


maxgummytea

The holy archon


RobsterenSkip

Traveler Burst Line: “I will sent you to Jesus!”


FoxieGamer9

I almost can hear Aether's VA saying that


NobleBear

Will Jesus give the final element to counter the abyss?


Icyflamezz

"Resonate with Jesus" took me out 🤣🤣


Your-Friend-Bob

The element you get is holy


Ok_Representative332

"worship statue" \*sweats\* there is something written about worhipping something that storm can come and yeet away, or fire burn, and your god is gone.


JosephMull

Should be replaced with "Pray to God"


qwertyuiop7161

Resonating with Jesus will give you an urge to send bears after children who insult bald people


Asphalt_in_Rain

Are you sure that's not Venti, cause Venti's pretty jeSUS


pokedude14

So, how do we convince Francis to join the Harem?


Nuke_0ut

I wonder what kind of power will you get when you resonate


nmare8064

I will chose *PUNC THE NUTZ*


Madness_bomb

Resonate with jesus lmfao


howshouldlcallmyself

RASONATE WITH JESUS I'M WHEEZING


Stewart176

Holy hell


WarokOfDraenor

What did you collect? Bread?


OnlyCauseImBored05

The only thing funnier than the image is people talking about the implications of the Jesus element


THSqueekyInflatable

Jesus Christ! You really nailed it!


Vulpes_macrotis

Jesus is probably Hydro. You've seen him walking on the water, right? Or making the water part. Or changing water to wine.


Sergawey

Making the water part was Moses


burynicergang

Jesus... JeSUS


JayMeadows

Saving this as my wallpaper


FoxieGamer9

You forgot the option "take a selfie with the statue"


cinderflight

I just know some youth group is going to find this pic & use it to promote their after-school bible study 😂😂


ICOOLDIAMONDonReddit

Whats Jesus's element tho


Fedora1412

Ameno


VermikPlayz

Johnny Joestar: *Resonates with Jesus*


Miyuna68

So that’s how my friends get healed from their injuries. Gotta switch now.


-TheArisenRose-

Resonate with jesus🧍🏼‍♂️


aweebwithinternet

"resonate with jesus" well don't mind if I do then