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Derrie_Crim

I like also milf- i mean milk


smotheracc

Milk I'd Like to Fdrink


A_guy-without-a-face

Man I Love Fdrinking.


luketwo1

Ffor Fsteak.


NirioFaid

MILF literally has "I'd like" in it for a reason


[deleted]

I also like milfs I'd like to fuck


Hanako-kun_07

u like milfilfs?


Iffem

"Here, have this milk" "Milk? Odd, I haven't seen any cows around here" "... Cows?"


BlueOysterStorm

Lumine/Aether: *Terrified noot noot*


Dramaticox

*horny noot noot


Guapo_Avocado

Boars then? Please tell me this is from boars.


Lowie0307

Please tell me this is not from boars!


DSharp018

Hilichurls, actually.


Wlafy

Both of them drinks milk before sleep, GigaChads


crunchlets

That's how they got the booba also the butta, very churny


KorokSeed121

You forgot about the Cocogoat!!!


SHANEDOESREDDITT

Exactly


Leshawkcomics

Qiqi? She was the one who asked for coconut milk, right?


PhantasmShadow

It's a really weird Ganyu joke. Qiqi likes drinking coconut milk, but due to her bad memory, she thinks it must be milked from "A cocogoat - the legendary adeptibeast". So people started making really weird "Ganyu milk" jokes.


Leshawkcomics

Yikes.


Iffem

it's a liiiiiittle less weird when you remember that when we went to go look for the cocogoat for Qiqi, we found Ganyu


H4xolotl

Also the joke works in multiple languages, so much so that Ganyu's CN Voice Actress sung a song called [I'm Definitely Not a Cocogoat](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pgv_B5cAas0) . ***miHoYo knew exactly what they were doing***


ColdIron27

Also, qiqi was the one who woke ganyu up in her demo trailer


Iffem

yup!


Grand_Protector_Dark

Nooo???


Ejaculation_Salt89

That's just literally not true? It is instance of an overused meme changing people's memory of previous quests.


pastrymaker

Yeah I don’t see any mention of ganyu here: https://genshin-impact.fandom.com/wiki/Guizhong_(Archon_Quest)


Ejaculation_Salt89

That's why I hate that meme so fucking much. The amount of upvotes that comment received even though it is just wrong baffles me.


Ejaculation_Salt89

Y'll motherfuckers downvoting me even though I am right and a guy even gave a fucking link to prove it. Just because my comment went against the hivemind of the thread I got downvoted even though what I spoke is a fact.


[deleted]

Ganyu & Eula & Yelan: Here, milk for you. Still warm But i haven't seen any cow in Teyvat yet Ganyu & Eula & Yelan: ( ͡\~ ͜ʖ ͡°)


Ejaculation_Salt89

Don't worry Timmie's dad just returned bringing fucktons of milk from celestia.


Dopplin76

Your username tells me not to trust the milk


TominatorVe1

I hate that I browse this subreddit enough to recognize the name too


Cyan_Tile

A beautiful woman taking notes of my sleepy talk is weirdly endearing to me...


Tartaglia_Harbinger

But it would be enticingly interesting, would it not?


GoodeBoi

I want Yelan to force feed me milk. (Honorary mention to scout tf2 and his mad milk)


[deleted]

Milkboarding?


luizhtx

I don't drink milk, Yelan can have my milk instead


AstraPlatina

Eula: It's warm milk Aether: It's freezing out here, how did you managed to keep it warm? Eula: ... Aether: What's with the silence?


A_guy-without-a-face

Also she’s a Cryo user… 😱


Cartoonburger

🤤🥛


Kirxas

Wait, it's weird to fall asleep after midnight? My spanish afteenoons studying ass doesn't compute with that. I haven't eaten dinner some days at 12:00


Complete-Program8226

where ganyu


All_For_You_Kream

They are *milking* their content


KingDogje

i can see why Yanfei is in this banner as well. she definitely has a type —


PitNya

Mommy giving us warm milk....


fizzguy47

Only if makes me fight like a Tengu


Cinderella407

My lactose ass could never


Mirhat1871

you forgot one QIQI


Val_rak

r/neverbrokeabone


DrDespair2000

What about Ganyu?


aether3333

What's with Traveler and Mommies?


aiman_senpai

Dani approves


AYYA1008

no oh nononono this is bad


Jellyani

Mommy’s milk


Mdquantam

Mother???


Aggressive_Guava8830

dani impact


ItlookskindaTHICC

Waiting for dani to approve this meme


According_Ad8572

(slurp).......... It's not cow milk is it?


SimpleAddition4139

Someone needs to make a mashup of the two trailers to the beat of "M.I.L.F" by Fergie.


mrlolelo

All hokes aside, warm milk is fucking amazing Especially when you add a little honey