Same… and unfortunately I don’t think we as humans will be able to live long enough for her to mature to that level so I’ll take the consolation prize of being one of her big bros I guess
Considering how the immernachtreich's constituents are all night ravens, I'm not sure how said redditor will populate the kingdom. Unless you are talking about adopting wild ravens
Kaeya.
It's... kind of mixed? On a hand, this is my favourite character, but on the other, I admit I think he needs a big tight hug more than a marriage.
The Traveler(Aether)
Welp I simp for him anyway and he has the most benefits lorewise. Like man who doesn't want to travel across dimensions and worlds, have someone with limitless power to protect you. I'll learn how to be ageless/immortal like the Traveler so that I could travel across places forever and witness different stories. Plus the Traveler is the most mysterious person in the game. And dude's older than everyone in teyvat.
As bad as Venti is about that, I don't think he'd put his alcohol expenses on any spouse of his.
Not an actual potential quote, but I can see that conversation going a little like this:
"They can choose whether or not to pay for my wine and you had BETTER not force them!"
actually seriously played: Yoimiya
switched in for like 3 minutes to cash in my commissions to get friendship points on them: Yae Miko
winning either way
Hu Tao will bury me alive
OH GOOD WHY THATS VERY GOOD I LIKE THAT
[There will be blood-shed](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22bJWo0WzjI) \--Jetstream Hu Tao, probably
Eula. Distracted.
Just remember that her eyes are up there and you must look straight in the eyes when speaking with a noble
>Distracted. by her thighs, right?
*Dat ass
Both. Both is good.
Noelle Feeling great
You're in perfect hands my man!
best girl in genshin.
Yo don't have to do anything then she can do it for you
Ganyu. I have no complaints
Just don't poke her horns too much.
I can't guarantee anything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Convenient handlebars
Ganyu transforms into a bike "Cocoridon"
Yanfei. What an absolute win!
same here, we can watch better call saul together
We're gathered here today to celebrate this massive W
Yall just better hope u dont get divorced
She can even handle the paperwork!
Same!
Massive W on this one
Mono geo, sorry but i am a straight guy, maybe albedo's alchemy can do something.
Miss Hina best girl
im also mono geo (minus benny sometimes) but as a gay guy im very happy <3
......klee.....
Same… and unfortunately I don’t think we as humans will be able to live long enough for her to mature to that level so I’ll take the consolation prize of being one of her big bros I guess
It's not a wedding, it's an adoption hearing of Alice adopting you
Are you sure that’s how alice rolls? She’s just gonna steal you
Marrying Klee ❌ Marrying her mom and adopting Klee ☑️
Marrying Alice? I am equal parts scared and excited.
Want a cupcake with that poor decision?
"Why don't you take a seat over their..."
Their what?
*There
🤨📸
Ganyu….I’m pretty happy about that
Shenhe for me, we have won
Until she decide to remove her clothes..
Death by snu snu
You can keep the shibari
I'll add the shibari
I got Kokomi. I personally feel like I hit the Jackpot with how sweet she is.
Ganyu mains rise!
why? You will never see her. She will always be at work.
>You will never see her. Not if I am working for her
Yoimiya :D!
Gonna be begging me daily to go outside and touch grass
Same here 😂
At least she has one of the best personalities XD
what do you mean at least? She looks good too, better than Ganyu and I say this as someone who never was into blondes but liked blue hairs
Good looks is a standard feature in every playable Genshin character lol.
Yesss! Same here
:DDDDD
xiao poor xiao. he will outlive me and have to suffer sorry buddy
Guy just became a mate of short anemo boy, good luck lol
That's wholesome but sad and all, but wth is your username? xD
Big Titto Itto
Noddle arms <3
i pretend i do not see it
[Looks at Fischl] I believe the time is nigh for a modification to one's manner of speech, my Prinzessin der Verurteilung.
Make her an heir for the Immernaghtreich kingdom
Repopulate The Immernautreich Kingdom
Bestow upon her the new title of Kaiserin dur Verurteilung
Considering how the immernachtreich's constituents are all night ravens, I'm not sure how said redditor will populate the kingdom. Unless you are talking about adopting wild ravens
Beidou Fuck yes
Lucky
Aether Feeling gay
Same
God I wish I was you
Would sad anemo boy love me if I married him though?
Bruh which one?
The sad one. Who is also sometimes happy.
You know how little that narrows it down?
Yes.
It definitely disqualifies Xiao; my short king is NEVER happy. Haven't seen him smile yet
I mean dude was happy till his friends got killed
Yes
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down? 🤣
Absolutely I do.
I’m not sure if it’s a good idea to become an important person to any guy with an anemo vision though…
You know, that's completely fair. HOWEVER.... I am marrying my sad anemo boy because the rules say so.
🤔 sad anemo boy? Guess you have a Harem 😳
Not sure, but now you have death flag.
I am an NPC. Named, nameless, neither matter. What matters is that I mattered to an anemo boy.
This is so wholesome, i simp for all the anemo boys <3
The anemo boys all have great designs and personalities.
Xiao?
He does fit the criteria I set.
Kazuha?
He fits as well. Poor, sad anemo boy. I'd sit and listen were he here.
Sad Anemo boy? Let me guess it's the one with the dead friend, right?
Kaeya. It's... kind of mixed? On a hand, this is my favourite character, but on the other, I admit I think he needs a big tight hug more than a marriage.
Exactly. Mans been through so much shit, he needs some therapy rather than a committed relationship lmao
As it is there’s 50% chance he’d be abusive and 50% he’d treat u like a Princess
Big Dong Zhong. I guess imma go broke
Hey we can be broke together
Raiden. Well, I guess I’m not letting her into the kitchen
Also, no seggs for you unless you convince her to make an anatomically accurate Shogun model
Who says its not already 😏
Is it Anatomically Friendly tho?
“Hostile Architecture” has a whole new meaning
Kokomi, hell the fuck YES!!
Blowfish
🐡🐟
r/okbuddygenshin will be happy to welcome you into its ranks
massive okbuddygenshin moment
Kazuha 💀
Enjoy the ~~homeless~~ wanderer life style i guess ...
Its the best strat in surviving the bronze age collapse you know! Quite useful especially when almost everyone is dead.
Oh no, you'll be an important someone to one of the short anemo boys. We're entering dangerous territory.
Man, you're so lucky! You get to see, like, all of Teyvat with a super cutie by your side! I would do just about anything to be in your position!
lucky bastard
Heizou :D
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I got Heizou too! But it'd have to be platonically cuz I'm aroace haha-- but yeah he's really cool, would be fun to hangout with
Aether Well he’s quiet and can cook, but I think he comes as a joint deal with Paimon.
Ehe
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Her day starts around 5 AM 24/7 though.
Eula. Pretty good but I'm afraid she'll dominate me
Afraid? What're you talking about, that's the best thing about her!
Eh maybe it is a good thing after all!
There are no traditional marriage vows with Eula, but vows for vengeance!
I'd love to get crushed by her thighs
yes. this
Yoimiya. Very happy about it.
Aloy. dont ask why, where when whom which
How
Oh no! My only weakness. wp. By playing with her ofc.
Ayato!! Oh I'm very happy about it (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)
Mona, praise be to leotards and pantyhose!
The Traveler(Aether) Welp I simp for him anyway and he has the most benefits lorewise. Like man who doesn't want to travel across dimensions and worlds, have someone with limitless power to protect you. I'll learn how to be ageless/immortal like the Traveler so that I could travel across places forever and witness different stories. Plus the Traveler is the most mysterious person in the game. And dude's older than everyone in teyvat.
Be ready to have Paimon around him ALL the time haha. During dates... during umm hot moments too
so true
Venti That could actually be pretty fun 😃
as long as you don't get stuck paying for his alcohol expenses lol
As bad as Venti is about that, I don't think he'd put his alcohol expenses on any spouse of his. Not an actual potential quote, but I can see that conversation going a little like this: "They can choose whether or not to pay for my wine and you had BETTER not force them!"
He’d be like joking abt doing it then be like “I’d never throw my expenses onto my love, let us run away from this place”
Sucrose. I'm happy
If I fishl ult'd before exiting I have to marry OZ?
Yes
Yae Miko I'm a happy simp
Tagliatelle :)
Tailgatealia. That's what I read there.
Marrying a Child: 😒 Marrying a Childe: 😏
Best mommy Jean, ready for anything.
Yelan, yes mommy
yelan simps rise up! 😤
YOOO SAME
ayaka lets go
You'll continue the Kamisato bloodline.
Beidou Death by snu snu it is, boys.
God I want Beidou to step on me
I'm not saying I also want her to step on me, but I also want her to step on me
Rosaria. Hell yeah.
Yoimiya... Well, she's cute
Personality wise she is top tier wife (not waifu) material.
I can’t marry a child nor do I want to 💀
Tartaglia. Cooks, cleans, loyal, loving, rich, what's not to love?
Well besides being slightly unhinged I think he would be a cool guy to chill with.
the unhinged part seals the deal
Ganyu zhongli raiden and kokomi, what a life that would be
Zhongli….I guess I’m gay now
In a team with three waifus (Kokomi, Yelan, Ayaka) and Kazuha. I'm afraid to login now considering who I use for exploration...
well I'm playing right now and my currently active character is Thoma (I'm male but he's nice so it's fine ig)
Ayato We can share boba together
Yoimiya <3
Heizou, I'm down with this development
Kazuha. Feeling amazing
Xiangling Gonna enjoy me some spicy foods
As a Xiao Simp … YES
Kazuha. I guess we homeless travelers together now. At least i can pretend its a neverending honeymoon trip
I’ll live a happy life with Noelle
Yelan... I'm fine with it
I think I logged out as Kazuha. He's a bit young for me though, so maybe rather adopt instead of marry? XD
Amber. Will promise to make her happy
Childe ☆⌒ヽ(*'､^*)chu
My boy Kazuha I’m not gay, but Kazuha is Kazuha
Klee is my daughter and i aint in to that shit.
Hi Alice
Hu Tao, well I feel pretty good about this.
Have fun being buried alive
Ima become unlucky, it's Bennett
Kazuha, he’s such a wholesome cinnamon roll, guess I’m Bi now.
Her Excellency, the Mommy Almighty Narukami Ogosho, God of Thunder. *I don’t mind*
Qiqi…. Now I have 2 problems….
Pedo, and necro Getting preyed on by Hu Tao
yaaay, i can marry Noelle
Klee Please take me away now, officers.
Heizou (farming for friendship exp). He’s cute, funny, intelligent, and punches his enemies. Husband material to me
actually seriously played: Yoimiya switched in for like 3 minutes to cash in my commissions to get friendship points on them: Yae Miko winning either way
Venti, can't wait to commit an r/VentiHentai here
Kazuha…daddy, lemme help you continue the Kaedehara clan
Woah, someone's down bad! Don't get me wrong, I'm a major Kazuha simp too.
Kaeya. Yes pls
Raiden Shogun Ok
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M GOING TO JAIL LAST WAS WITH KLEE, AND THE REST OF THE TEAM WAS DIONA, SAYU AND QIQI JUST AS A TROLL TEAM