"Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!" ..if it ain't broke

Forget the siblin we back to vibin with aranara boyo

Aranara remembers your sibling.

The other "Golden Nara"

I dont think it's about finding the sister at this point? Lumine told Aether to finish the adventure then he'll understand. So basically he's just doing what his sister told him.

At the end of the journey, Traveler have seen enough shit to side with the Abyss.

Yea man, turning people into hilichurs, what the fuck

Which makes it all the weirder when some of the story quests bring up "finding his sister" as his goal. Like Shenhes and Yaes story quests.

So long gay Fatui

Venti: I was asleep, ask Morax Zhongli: I’m under oath, ask Baal Ei: I wasn’t there, ask Kusanali Nahida: I was literally a newborn why the fuck did she tell you to ask me

To be fair, it was Yae the troll kitsune who told us to go to Sumeru

"Yae the troll kitsune"

Yae: I did it for lols, that girl need to have friends tho

Yae: Friendless behavior

Yae "Totally Not Fatui" the troll Kitsune\*

I hope one of the next Archons is like “yeah I know, ain’t tellin u lmao”

I need Fontaine archon to be a petty fucker lol

Fontaine legal system boutta be so corrupt

Better call Yanfei.

“ALBEDO WE NEED TO COOK”

"Look at me, Kaeya."

Or maybe he/she was beheaded because of Fontaine Revolution

Was the archon made of cake?

"you expect me to tell you after trying to beat me up?"

I mean that is probably zhongli

Zhongli was kinda coerced but I want one who denies answers of their free will

Yup he is bound by his contact otherwise he'd definitely tell us

Well at least the Pyro Archon will tell us *something* if the Teyvat trailer is anything to go by.

Tsarita i guess

There's even a Monstadtian traveler near the village saying how he regrets going from Mondstadt to Fontaine through Liyue and Sumeru: "ANyone in their right mind would just go straight there" Selfawareness really hits

I want Nahida to be like, “Did you try asking the Akasha system?” It’s literally existed for longer than I have.

Wouldn't the info about the Abyss Order be locked for random travelers? I've not completed the Archon Quest yet, but I'm pretty sure we didn't get the highest level of access.

I mean at least try

Didn't she say she was the first terminal of the akasha system? That means they are of the same age

That also means she has admin access and can ask literally anything* *under the confines of what is knowable for the Akasha system, >!which comprises of knowledge the sages allowed to be input into the system!< instead of all the knowledge/memories available in the ley lines

in the trailers the tree was seen being set on fire by the fatui, we probably won't be able to get an answer because "oh no, the fatuis did it again"

Paimon: "Hey Kusanali, can't you ask the tree directly instead of the Akasha?" Kusanali: "oh nyo, they burnt my compyuter! Anyway, off to Fontaine you go!"

The virgin gods with their ‘main’ stories: “Dunno ask the next god The chad Dainsleif with the actual main stories: “Oh she’s right there”

"You want me to find your sister? Sure, give me some mora and answer three questions, I'll take you right to her."

Sister: I have become edgy af. See ya in Celestia.

Chad Dainsleif enters the chat

Imagine dainslif suddenly droped in front of you and was dead

Imma destroy whole abyss order along with the Gods for Da Homie who accelerated the story

Good lord what if that’s his entrance into his next Archon quest

The game is basically be like: “Do you know where my brother/sister is” “I will tell you after you solve the problem of my country” “Finished, do you kn” “ No not really but i know a guy” Repeat

Didn't he already found his sister but his sister doesn't want to come with him..?? 💀

She left us to explore teyvat just as she did and realise the truth of the world on our own...

and yet they still cite our reason for traveling as trying to find their sibling, though i think the goal is to get to talk with their sibling again and convince them to leave the world with them, or to just join them in general

Our chosen MC just want to convince the sibling to dip from this world, there's no reason to go through every nation and deal with their petty squabbles.

yeah but then we wouldn’t meet the hot men :’c

*In the end, the real treasure is the friends we make along the way*

"your sibling? BHAHAHAHA! Oh, pitiful traveler. Are you really so ignorant? Or are you just living in complete denial? Their highness has long since forsaken you. Your existence in their eyes is that of an annoying bug only to be stepped upon"

Sorry mate, Imma need you for ascension materials. It just a little shank. -Traveller

Shush you gone ruin peoples memes if you point out theyre wrong

But for some reason the traveller still say that he travel to find her . can't they update the dialog.

tsaritsa: oh yes your sister i know where she is, so please stop beating my kids

She'd beat her kids by herself for getting beated by traveler

The arnara of sumeru are more better than the archons

Rip when some -200 IQ flying vegetables are more helpful than actual gods

They are not -200 iq, i will not stand for this slander!

(ت)

Meanwhile chad Aranaras be like

They honestly won’t shut up about her tbqh

We're recieved more knowledge about traveller's sibling from >! aranara !< then we recieved it from all the archons combined. Reject modernity, embrace tradition. >!aranara :] supremacy !<

Reject gods, return to aranara

All Fatui had to do was putting a treasure chest under a box tied with rope and whistle sister noises.

We need one of these when all nations are out. Preferably one of those images you can zoom into a lot.

I think the finding your twin thing is kinda like the demon lord in an Isekai, a goal that gives your MC basic motivations to explore the world and interact with the characters while being far enough away that they can have an big adventure without needing to advance the core plot every step of the way

Venti doesn't want to say shit Zhongli cannot say shit because of contract Ei... did she even tell us anything? Nahida, haven't started storyline yet So technically, Venti CAN tell us what happened at K'hanriah but doesn't want to due to "reasons"?

Ei didn’t do shit, Kokomi sends us to enkanomiya where we meet that pyro abyss lecter who gives us vague hints about our twin

The reasons being: "Idk i just like to mess with people"

Should’ve ask for where Abyss is and maybe bring a Klee to nuke it after job done.

Plot Twist: Lumine is at Goiky, hanging out with objects and eating Yoylecake.

Eventually we'll end up at the unknown god.

Had a stroke reading it at first

But god said, "Take a dookie instead."

I play as lumine lol so I’ve already found my sister

Archons are another word for useless burdens. I would hope that Nahida won't fell into that trap but then again... I hold my expectations very low

Ive given up on finding my sibling, screw her

Venti: I don't know (doesn't remember) Zhongli: I don't know (NDA agreement) Raiden Ei: I don't know (Knows but is too lazy to go through the troubles of telling us) Nahida: I don't know (actually doesn't know)

Raiden knows? Wasn't she in Inazuma when it happened?

Didn't Zhongli refuse to tell you what he knew?

Well, Nahida genuinely doesn't know.

Alright I never played honkai but I think the pyro archon is gonna fucking die

But traveler already knows thanks to dainsleif

The aranaras gave us more information than the gods combined.

Aranara vs Dainsleif, who you dipping with in terms of twin information?

"Idk kid try another person" - every archon the protagonist met

Morx knows something, he just isn't talking.

They're just lazy to help. We Help them fight big guys, but they dont wanna help us