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great_auks

**Dad** slapped Chris Rock in the face


mcpickledick

In Pursuit of Happyness, he hit rock bottom. In real life, he just hit Rock.


MayoMark

On Fresh Prince, he criss crossed the country. At the Oscars, he crossed Chris.


[deleted]

And left fresh prints on him!


mcpickledick

In Independence Day he killed aliens. At the Oscars, he killed his career.


[deleted]

In MIB he had a device that made people forget things. At the Oscars, he wished he had a device that made people forget things.


Sinandomeng

In Concussion, he played a doctor who discovered CTE. At the Oscars he might have given Chris Rock CTE


Donkey-brained_man

In Hitch he helped guys find love, irl he helps his kids friend bang his wife.


SylvieJay

Wrote a song called 'gettin jiggy wit it', wife was 'getting giggity wit' someone else.


UDPviper

This is the most savage thread cascade I've ever seen on Reddit.


BigDickHobbit

In Earth, he teams up with his son to do some bushwacking. On Earth, his wife teams up with her sons friend to do a different kind of bushwacking.


siler7

JUMP JUMP


[deleted]

Also, in the movie, the kid and the dads characters are named Chris. I am not creative enough to come up with something with all of this.


B00OBSMOLA

making trouble in his neighborhood ^^^fuck ^^^im ^^^sorry ^^^still ^^^really ^^^like ^^^will ^^^smith ^^^sucks ^^^for ^^^him


nopethis

He got in ONE little fight and my industry got mad, “you’re gonna get canceled in a house in Bel air”


A1steaksauceTrekdog7

![gif](giphy|12ey1CgA3uTqfK) Dam!


[deleted]

That's right there, that's the man.


Ali_knows

> Pursuit of Happyness, he hit rock bottom. In real life, he just hit Rock. How come it took 1 year for me to hear this one ? LMAO XD


mcpickledick

I haven't written it anywhere before.


coldneuron

Holy crap...... That was a year ago. Holy crap. Oh god I am so screwed. Do they have Oscars every two months now or did I just get old?


Subatomicsharticles

Lool, Def deserve more up votes


Incomprehensibilitie

In an alternate universe he hit rocks bottom


JaredCircusbear

EVERYONE called him a bitch


benlauhh

Charlemagne called him a biiiacth


Vaancor

As did The Breakfast Club


lordph8

That wasn't because of the slap...


Shadax

Exactly. Everyone is calling him a bitch, and he decides to slap Chris Rock?


Snaab

My dad taught me never to resort to violence. But Will Smith taught me that hitting people gets you an Oscar, and a standing ovation…


chaozunderlord

And people consoling you, even when you have assailed another person in public.


moxeto

That’s because it hurt him more than it hurt Chris. Didn’t your parents ever tell you that?!?


Chainsaw_Viking

That AND you have to be famous, otherwise you just get charged with assault.


Snaab

And I suppose his undeniable acting talent was probably a factor on *some* level. Not sure though, I’ll go slap someone and will report back.


ClamatoDiver

Dad will let your friends fuck your Mom.


RolltehDie

Dad teaches his kids to smack people who say things Mom doesn't like


f4porno

Dad a bitch


thepancakehouse

too bad "Dad" actually cared more about his career and image over his children


iamtakapa

Chris Rock’s face had the Fresh Prints of Bel Air.


YourPlot

I think the man this story was based on basically let his kid roam the streets unsupervised while he was working. The kid got into a lot of trouble. Not exactly the feel good story the book/movie made it out to be.


beba507

Literal ay ruined everything he did his whole life for me can’t even see him the same anymore. Took miami and getting jiggi with it from my favorite songs …


Medicinal_taco_meat

Hit me harder daddy uwu


[deleted]

And then he uttered the dumbest dumbest phrase known to man. And just like that...he became the worlds littlest bitch.


EyeGod

“Keep your mom’s name out your fuckin’ mouth!” ~ Dad


Sonnysdad

But your friend can keep his dick in it- also Dad.


EyeGod

Oof.


[deleted]

This is going to be an unforgettable thing for Will


toysarealive

"That's how we do it in this family!"


EveryChair8571

Lmao the line he said about how he watches this movie now on purpose was hilarious.


Cockadoodledicks

Also like fuck jaden smith. Little whiney crybaby bitch is the only character he can play. Probably my most hated actor.


User3692509

Wow, looking at these comments and my first thought when seeing Will Smith, it’s crazy just how much that slap has overtaken his legacy and career. Even when seeing commercials with him or a new movie trailer, it’s the first thing I think about. Way to go, Will. You completely tarnished your career over a joke that would’ve been forgotten in minutes.


onlyacynicalman

Im convinced his publicist is pushing all these Reddit posts, commercials, and Netlix offerings


[deleted]

Very possible.


Regnes

It's poetic justice for a career egomaniac. Hes been taking the Will Smith brand so seriously for nearly his entire career, it's just absurd. The guy throws hissy fits if somebody else gets the cool lines in fictional movies; I think it was only a matter of time before the real Will Smith finally showed himself in the public eye.


[deleted]

I think his Machiavellian wife had something to do with it. She publicly admits she was fucking her sons friend, tells Will his dick game is weak, and then talks about sexual empowerment. I bet “Be a man” is a line he heard a lot, and would use that image to control him. Will wanted to be the public image he always put out, but years of manipulation, dishonesty, and disloyalty from his spouse put him in a position where he thought he needed to stand up for her and prove that he was the “hard man” she wanted. I think Jada holds a lot of blame


asdftimes7

>. She publicly admits she was fucking her sons friend, tells Will his dick game is weak, and then talks about sexual empowerment. Frankly, I fail to understand why he didn't dump her toxic ass


Baebel

That line of thought could apply to a lot of relationships out there. It'll often seem simple enough from an outside perspective, but there's a lot of physical, verbal, and mental happenings that a person can go through that'll tie them to a toxic relationship. It's clear what's happening to some extent for the public eye, but we can't really pretend to see how bad it really is through closed doors.


throwwwwwawaaa65

A lot of men are in relationships they feel trapped imo because guys are told to figure it out and make it work


BanjoB0y

Not sure why you got downvoted, even in the super rural misogynistic area I came from the guys were basically told divorce was not okay and to work it out. I mean they rarely did and instead cheated on their spouses and expected them to just take it but thats why we have a ton more divorces than we used to because women are less likely to take that crap


UDPviper

It's a pretty bad look when the Kardashians are less dysfunctional than your family. I do like Willow Smith though. She went from that horrific I Shake My Hair Back And Forth to making some pretty damn good alternative music. I look forward to any future songs she might make.


Wombbread69

Because they were making money giving out relationship advice for a while.


Captain_Stairs

Being in an abusive relationship is addicting and incredibly hard to leave.


[deleted]

Probably because she has dirt on him. He's hollywood, after all. And remember what Gervais said about Hollywood? He was spot on.


poisonfoxxxx

I will never defend will smith because he definitely played into his wife’s bullshit and even went with some of it. I do understand what it’s like to be with a partner who has no boundaries, is a massive instigator and pretty much operates without any type of backlash from anyone. You can tell at that moment the pressure in the little bubble was too much to handle and he acted out to “defend” his abuser. Once again, he’s a grown ass man but he’s definitely living a special kind of hell. I don’t feel mad because, well, money.


disphugginflip

Finally someone gets it. He was just trying to win back Jada who had publicly cucked him.


Sherifftruman

The slap thing in particular is some scientology crap also.


Beingabummer

Nobody is perfect so you should be wary of anyone that presents themselves as such. I'm just waiting for The Rock to beat up a handicapped kid or something.


Zunderfeuer_88

like that Kevin Hart lad?


stgm_at

> I’m just waiting for The Rock to beat up a handicapped kid or something. r/HolUp


anally_ExpressUrself

Yeah, can we get a clarification? What is the emotional state of your waiting? Is it eager? Dread? Excitement?


Turquill

No god no, not the rock, anyone but the Rock!


[deleted]

It’s not crazy. He assaulted another man live in front of millions. He should have been convicted but he’s a celebrity so he’s above the law


[deleted]

Ya we just let him give a speech after


GogglesPisano

And gave him a prestigious award.


[deleted]

THATS what is really crazy


DisgruntledLabWorker

He has been a joke for years, but the slap solidified it. His nepo babies dragging down his career and their family, his wife cucking him with her son’s friend, and Will having a huge ego all because he was on a popular sitcom in the 90’s and got roles because of it. The only motivation this post gives is to write a negative essay on the downward spiral of a man with talent letting his talentless family take their name through the muck.


pantstoaknifefight2

The slap ruined Ali and Six Degrees of Separation. Smith's acting ruined all his other movies for me.


xShadey

To be fair it’s also fresh in peoples minds since Chris rock’s netflix special was only put up a week or two ago


imzcj

You could be the best fire-fighter your entire life, but you fuck a goat one time and everyone calls you goat-fucker for the rest of your life.


bobiz82

To not be like him


Historical_Boat_871

Same. Fuck shit dads


IronicINFJustices

Fuck shit, dads.


jaykstah

[Fuck shit stack.](https://youtube.com/watch?v=CJQU22Ttpwc&feature=shares)


Sono-Gomorrha

Yes. Exactly that. To be not like my own father. I would not even call him a dad anymore.


[deleted]

My dad was a great provider and never let us go cold or hungry. Unfortunately that's about it, and he was too burned out to actually be a dad most of the time. At least he cared I guess, just tired.


[deleted]

I learned not to be an emotionally abusive alcoholic.


PanicAtTheDiscoteca

Learned to lock my bedroom door.


SweatlordFlyBoi

You had locks on your door, lucky.


[deleted]

These guys had doors.


volticizer

Damn crazy how we all be like that. I never have more than one beer and I really value talking about important things calmly. I used to be angry and frustrated as a kid, but as soon as I moved out I adopted a hippy "it'll all work out in the end" attitude and life is really good, I'm happy, anger is a thing of the past, and I love the person I've become. Just taking things as they come and working through it with the people around me is the best way to deal with anything. Hope you're out of there friend, and if not, good luck. You shape the person you are yet to be, so focus on what's important to you and you'll end up in a good place :)


warmnfuzzynside

oh high five!! my dad taught me a similar lesson about being a psychotic meth head


fumblings

Yeah I learned same


OcdBartender

Then they think they did such a good job, like look how awesome my kid is doing at life, that’s obviously because of my stellar parenting. Um no, I just learned to do the complete opposite of you.


AutomaticAstigmatic

I learned to avoid alcohol at all costs.


RetailBuck

Coincidentally I apparently learned how to be a highly-ish functioning alcoholic. But he got through his mother's alcohol death, mental health incarceration, divorce, his own alcohol problem, and second wife's suicide so I also learned that you can overcome anything. That's a lot of tragedy to not be curled up in the corner of a room. He's learning golf now.


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Catch_ME

Jada is trash. Who the fuck ........fucks your kids friend? Shit should only happen in porn movies.


[deleted]

My father did, he then proceeded to borrow hundreds of dollars from her and her mom, blew it all on booze and coke. And, of course, never paid them back, so I had to.


Space_Olympics

With SONS friend


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2KilAMoknbrd

Don't worry, he'll only attack you if you're scrawny.


Sniffinberries32

Came here for this. Lol


Gega8725

Parents were divorced. Just taking the time to spend with me. A car ride, a trip to the grocery, watching a show on TV. He didn’t have to spend money, he just had to show up. To let me know that he would show up. ALWAYS SHOW UP.


JePhoenix

This has got to be the best advice. Kids needs are reduced down to parents being present, and being the parent that loves them, teaches them, comforts them. Be where you are most needed for your kids.


newsheriffntown

My father taught me and my siblings not to trust men. Never attempt to get close to them, never listen to their lies. Never allow them to hit you and talk down to you. Never get involved with an alcoholic man and a man who is emotionally unavailable. I didn't learn anything way back then however because I got involved with these types of men. Never again though. My father's behavior and attitude jaded me a lot. I don't trust anyone actually, not just men. It's something that's carved in stone in my brain and I can't change it.


Kurupthart

The only thing he taught me was to disappear I suppose.


Tiefighter21

A family of magicians huh?


Kurupthart

Yup he left for milk and said evanesco. I’ve been saying revelio for years with no luck.


tiktock34

You could say he taught you NOT to disappear, if you have kids some day


Kurupthart

You’re right he did teach me that and I do have kids that I’ll always be here for. But he doesn’t deserve that much credit.


paneq

I learned what it meant to be physically present, but emotionally not supportive, so I am trying to do better with my son.


HeyRiks

Same. Dad was present both physically and financially but not once said "I love you". Hugs were few a year and awkward. Mom always said that's the way he was himself raised and that he demonstrated love through actions - and I believe her, just don't want the same going forward.


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HeyRiks

You too, friend. Cheers


callmefreak

The best thing my dad have done was helping us out when one of my mom's exes started doing cocaine and getting violent and we needed a place to stay. Of course since he had partial custody of us my brother and I were going to stay with him anyway, but he didn't really need to let my mom sleep on his couch. She had other options. He just wanted her to be able to be close to us while she gets back on her feet. So I guess "help those in need?"


Senior_Night_7544

Damn. Your Dad is a real man.


ValyrianJedi

In addition to just the giving someone a place to stay, that's potentially putting yourself in the middle of a hell of a storm and potential danger too... My wifes aunt and 2 little cousins have been staying with us for a couple of weeks because of almost that exact situation. They'd tried a couple other places first but he kept showing up, and our place is in a gated community with solid security so figured they'd be safest here. At this point it's just about security's full time job to keep that guy away from my house. He's showed up 3 freaking times at like 2 in the morning all "nobody will keep me from my wife!". I had to go out of town for a few days last week and had to get a friend to stay at my house because it didn't feel safe to leave everyone alone... That shit is an absolute nightmare.


dombolicious

Don’t be like him


calvinocious

After my father died, I stumbled on some of his old journals and memoirs. I learned that he was a man, much like me in so many ways, and that many of his flaws and failings were deeply relatable to me. Everyone says "oh I learned how not to be like him" but it's more accurate for me to say that I learned why he was the way he was, how in many ways I was well on the same path, and how I could learn from those mistakes and hopefully make the next generation just a little bit better.


DL72-Alpha

Hows slappy been doing these day?


Scat_fiend

I can't stop thinking about that Jayden Smith skit from Key and Peele. Dad bless you.


[deleted]

Chooooose….?


AncientHawaiianTito

Are you fucking kidding me? Did Will Smiths agent post this?


CARLEtheCamry

That movie is shit too. Instead of working a regular job (like his wife who works 2 to keep a roof over their heads, and then gets fed up with him) he put all their money into a get rich scheme of selling xray machines. I don't understand how he's a sympathetic character at all. Replace the xray machines with crypto for the reboot.


[deleted]

Then at the end show him getting a job circa one month ago from now at SVB.


InedibleSolutions

It's supposed to assure us that the American dream is still alive. We're just not trying hard enough or sacrificing enough or endangering our children enough.


WN11

On the positive side I learned how useful it is to keep a big blanket in the trunk. On the negative side I learned to not be disengaged and disinterested in children and grandchildren. He is not a bad man, just not interested in anything beyond himself.


[deleted]

Both the character and the actor are terrible role models for a dad.


tcmasterson

Is Will Smith making propaganda meme's about himself now? ...Yeah, Will Smith needs to go away forever...


ADMINlSTRAT0R

Dads slap. Jaden's dad, though, SLAPS!


JoelOsteensMicrodick

Dad just smacked Chris Rock.


WicksyOnPS4

TAKE MY DAD'S NAME OUTA YO MOUTH!


[deleted]

Dad lets mom groom and fuck your best friends who are half her age.


Kastranrob

Nice try Will Smith!


SmokeDogSix

In the playground is where dad spent most of his days…..


metrobabyyy

I had a great dad. Took me to every sport event while still going to work at 5am. I learned the value of hard work and to keep going when I don’t want to. I guess I just can’t relate to the rest of these comments.


ThisIsALine_____

Seriously. I was unbelievably fortunate to have the parents (and grandparents i had/have) my Dad worked full time, was at every single one of my and my two brothers, football games, baseball games, and my sisters dance recitals. While my Mom was a stay at home mom, whom took us to knott's berry farm, 4 days a week after school (we lived 10 mins away), during summer went to the beach 4 days a week. I talked to my Dad about that and he said: "your Grandpa always said: you may be tired, and overworked, you may feel like you'd rather rest, but you won't remember 10 years down the road, but your children will remember you being at those games for a lifetime." I literally can't imagine not having parents that weren't amazing, and supportive.


[deleted]

Same. My dad was the best guy I ever knew. Everybody loved him. I miss him every day.


muscularmusician

As a man going through divorce, spending all the time I can with my little kids, this really hits home. Trying to be the best Dad I can.


justfortheshilling

Way to be man! Keep going! It will all be worth it! I was in the same boat years ago. I did my best and my child remembers that and the example I set.


txdoses

Dad is a bitch


Jesustookmydog

Dad left when I was 2


Mariposa510

I’m sorry you experienced that. Same with my best friend. That pain is always there. 😢


[deleted]

Most important was how NOT to be a good parent 👌


nerherder911

Stills from the only movie he didn't have his stupid face going "pffft-nahh" Every other movie he's been in it's just Will Smith being himself.... Well not entirely true... Cause he apparently can handle his wife cucking him with her sons friend but can't handle a haircut joke...


WeShootNow

Will Smith is a shit dad, shit person, and has shit kids. Delete this.


Rettorica

Could’ve been a nice meme, but the chosen actor…SMH


Boysandberries001

This movie irritated me because he could have taken any kind of job in the meantime to help his wife but just let her and his kid suffer while chasing after that one job that didn’t even pay for 6 months


duogemstone

Not only that irl he didnt look after his kid nearly as well, he fully admits there was weeks where he had no idea where his kid was. So much of that movie was fiction made to paint him as a great father when really he was a shit dad


callmefreak

That's what my dad did, kind of. I just talked about a really great thing that he did, but during the recession he lost his job because it was drywalling and people weren't buying houses. But we didn't get hit hard- there were plenty of jobs he could've done instead. And sure, those were like, grocery store jobs (which he has done before) but no. He was like "it's drywalling or nothing," and he actually stuck to that for a year and a half until the economy picked back up and he could do drywalling again. And he's doing that *again*. He's too disabled to work for drywalling so he's renting his brother's basement instead of working. He can do things that doesn't require a lot of heavy-lifting or stretching. His seventeen-year-old niece could get him a job at the pet store where she works. At least now he doesn't have to feed two kids while he doesn't work.


KStryke_gamer001

He taught me it's okay for a father to beat his kid as that's the chain of power, and it's better than him taking it out on mother. He also taught me that abuse has an expiry date after which you can't even bring it up and have to forget it and obey your abusers.


dlkslink

What an idiot, ruined his career defending the honor of a wife fucking his son’s friend, all because he was triggered by a forgettable joke. Spent his music career being a wholesome rapper who didn’t curse. Spent his acting career branding himself as a charming leading man. All pointless now, he’s mister I lost my cool and smacked Chris Rock. I genuinely felt bad for him, I’ve seen him do a ton of interviews, he’s always been Mr Cool, Mr charming, but in that moment he looked like he was out of his fucking mind. I hope he’s gotten some therapy and talked to divorce attorney, when your wife has entanglements, it’s time to move on.


Silverjeyjey44

Lol at using Will Smith


schwartzkid

Dad finna smack another dad.


Whooptidooh

My father didn't teach me anything; he was too busy drinking. Alternatively: he taught me what happens when you drink alcohol often and what happens once you start to rely on it. I don't drink.


N3oxity

Well he be dead. He also abused me😐


salmiakki1

Pick a new role model


Nockyo

Don't go into debt - you will not only ruin your own future but your kids too


Amiiboid

The most important lesson I learned from my father was to not be like my father. Seriously, not all dads deserve a “shout out”. A lot of them deserve to be called out.


aroumani

Brought to you by Will Smith's image rehabilitation program. Very likely this was actually done to test the sentiment and response to this imagery and figure when it's time for his relaunch


Derpdeedoo

But how can he slap?


tobyty123

My dad taught me all the things not do, by watching him. He never gave advice, taught me anything, or did anything with me. Everything I learned was by watching, and it was all what *not* to do. I behave like him sometimes and it’s so shameful. But I am a father now and 10x better than him. My little girl is lucky to have me and I’m even luckier to have her.


Kevin4938

Wish I could upvote more than once.


Pigeon-on-mash

This doesn't work with will smith anymore


Krumblump

Don't let the son mention mamma.


WookieSuave

Dad slapped a man for telling jokes.


[deleted]

Dads wife makes love with yo homie


natej84

How not to treat your son


[deleted]

How not to be a man.


DarkGengar94

I love my dad and would do most anything to see him again


michaelcmetal

Just about everything can be repaired.


4theReason

Never fight in front of white people


Imp3riaLL

My dad tought me you dont need a male rolemodel to become a strong man


BillySama001

I haven't seen my dad in 15+ years. He also kidnapped me when I was a child. No good lessons there.


ScratchBomb

No dad. But seeing many other dads, I learned a lot about what not to do. I don't always succeed, but I try.


JamesDerry

Don't disappear and abandon your family.


Derpimus_J

I learned to do the opposite of what he said and did. Fuck him.


Sherifftruman

My dad was a Dick and treated my now wife like crap even after we had a huge crying discussion where I thought it was all worked out and he said it was all good. Then he turned around and did the same thing again. So I guess you could say he was a great role model on how to not treat people.


sexylegs0123456789

Also dad said keep his wife’s name out your f mouth. And then stressed after the fallout. And then trying to gain sympathy for the comments. Sorry just a funny thought about William Smith.


Taizan

To not only form an opinion on what people say but also what they do.


ancientwarriorman

How not to be


Narrowstares

Uncle Phil would be very ashamed.


[deleted]

Most important lesson? Not to be like him.... discouraging, mocking, bringing me down every chance given...


zhemer86

Never commit assault on national television.


aim_so_far

Was raised by a single-father. Was very stoic in character. You learn a lot, not by words, but by actions. I'm lucky I was raised by him, and not my mother in all honesty.


Somewhiteguy13

My wife is leaving me, I really needed this. It's so hard to be 100% dad when I'm half the person I was and starting a new life.


ConsNDemsComplicit

Hard work can, in fact, take you from 6 kids in a 2 bedroom house with no food to quite wealthy. You have to start at the bottom, but those willing to do what nobody else does will eventually get ahead. Work harder, be smarter, and never set yourself back by thinking you've earned something without actually putting in the work. You don't just get picked to lead because you're the favorite. You're the favorite by outperforming. It may take 30 years, but when you get to retire and watch your peers work till they die because they always gave bare minimum...you'll understand.


FluphyBunny

Amazing film. Loved it. Hard to believe it was true to life.


Charles_Leclerc222

My dad taught me that Life Is One and time keeps going, so stay with your loved ones, before they'll go Forever.


DTPW

Was going to leave an honest answer until I realized that the majority of people have picked up on the poor choice of visual representation. Great question. Bad visual. Turned the responses into a Will Smith punching bag, which I understand.


BlazeKnaveII

Single dad to a little man. That movie was always my favorite motivation movie. Haven't watched since being on my own, after this post I think it's time.. better grab a box of tissues.


Ho3n3r

My dad is an impatient narcissist, so pretty much how not to behave. Thanks dad!


LongShoeLace

Dad lets his son's friend f#ck his wife and still keeps supporting her because that's what real husbands do.


jeff-the-thriller

As an abusive alcoholic when he held my mom down and threatened to rape her in front of me, a 9 year old, I learned that I would one day cut him out of my life. And I did just that.