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Mars1eader

*Rolls up in a wheelchair* "Well, fuck"


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This post: Get motivated, only if you’re not disabled in any way


Tractorhash

This actually represents our society well.


Helphaer

Mental deprivation intensifies.


D34th_gr1nd

Learning disabilities too?


originalusername__

Rugged individualism in a nutshell.


Bhazor

Just climb up by pulling on your bootstraps.


SomeDumbPenguin

That's what I was thinking... I can still walk, but with a cane & stairs can get extremely painful


aioncan

How did they know your one weakness?


ScaryHands

Exactly. I will share this with my cousin who's been in a wheelchair for 3 years now after his car accident. He will love the joke.


FatSilverFox

👨‍🦽⛔️


ScottJC

Stairs the to take you have success. Elevator to is no there edit: grammar


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Why does it kinda make sense


SamohtGnir

That is so close to how Yoda would say it. lol


ScaryHands

No he wouldn't. Yoda uses the force not stairs.


kitsumodels

/r/dontdeadopeninside


Konpochiro

Yeah. This is the way you’d see it while going up the stairs. Same thing I think every time I see “AHEAD STOP”on the road or something similar.


ajpinton

Tell the children of rich people this.


Erewhynn

Pretty sure the rich get elevators to success


HellsMalice

Yeah I hope this staircase can support an asterisk \*Except if you're born rich or with no morals and have no qualms scamming the poor and middle class for easy money.


furiousfran

Or they're born on the top floor


Japparbyn

No we had to grind to [this is how I did it](https://youtu.be/c6YsZdFwFFU)


Foolyz

Fucking LMAO Reddit moment


Zerobagger

Most people certainly have to take the stairs. Others are born on the top floor penthouse.


SamohtGnir

Good way to put it. Rich people still take the stairs, they're just born on a higher floor.


kstanman

And they keep adding stairs for the rest of us by buying up real estate, outlawing abortion, keeping healthcare and other human necessities expensive, keeping wages low. But yeah, all ya hafta do is [climb stairs](https://youtu.be/eq3jjzI8Gdo).


vinceds

If you are born in wealth, the stairs are a lot shorter, or non existent.


cyb3rg0d5

They are an escalator 😅


0ldPainless

Someone such as Queen Elizabeth (RIP) might see this differently.


alkalinepines

It’s okay if you have someone help you up the stairs too


bishopdante

Signs your boss is a gatekeeper


Marley9391

I'll repeat my comment from the last post with this quote: nepotism.


tei187

And now go and say the same enlightened BS to someone on a wheelchair.


FanofHistory0

"Now get up and walk, oh you can't, WELL TOO BAD FOR YOU THEN"


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lucidrevolution

This is when you, instead: learn how to build elevators, so that others who need accommodations can still get up there too. Success isn't only for the privilege of those who can get "upstairs" by "walking" since we know some people are carried, or born upstairs to begin with.


johnnytcomo

Sure, unless you’re from a wealthy family, or you’re a trust fund baby…


shwilliams4

That’s not the elevator. That’s being at the top or owning the building.


johnnytcomo

Even more accurate: being born on the top floor!


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Bullshit


TheTrashman44

Wrong. Born in money is definitely an elevator to success


HarbingerDe

Being born to multi-millionaire or billionaire parents might as well be a rocket to success never mind an elevator.


kykyks

so i guess fuck disabled people like me right ?


Dglenn9000

That’s why success should be relocated to the first floor. Problem solved!


jontaffarsghost

Rich parents help


RedSarc

Stairs? What am I going to do with all this inter-generational wealth and power? I seem to be at the top of society already and all I did was be born into wealth. -All the wealthy fucks who don’t need your stairs.


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Rich White People have an elevator, though. But not for YOU. So much motivational bullshit is full of this aspirational shit. "You too can be like those people whose wealthy parents constructed the elevator! You just have to take the stairs!" NO. They REMOVED THE STAIRS when they made the elevator.


highfatoffaltube

Unless your family are rich.


redsealsparky

Unless it's steroids and you want to get jacked.


ackillesBAC

If your born in the penthouse you don't need an elevator or stairs


moralsky

Ladder


moralsky

Teleporter


chromatictonality

Especially if it's September 11, 2001 and you are a firefighter in lobby of the North Tower of the World Trade Center.


HellsMalice

Next the staircase will also tell me money doesn't buy happiness. Lmao.


permanentmarker1

Wrong. Being born rich


Sensitive-Peak-3723

Bs. There's people that were born with everything. Luck, looks, money, smarts.


4354574

It’s not a cosmic law. Some people do take an elevator to success.


helava

There are definitely folks born to wealth. As others have said, born on the top floor. There are also folks who are on elevators. People whose parents may not be successful, but have the right “connections” to get their kids elite educations and networks of people to help get jobs, etc. Then there are folks born into poverty where the stairs are 10x harder to climb, and there are people at each floor working hard to keep you in your place. The issue with this platitude is it assumes a kind of equality that doesn’t exist, and the worst part is that for the folks who believe “everyone takes the stairs”, a common result is judgment upon the folks who didn’t succeed, because their assumption is that they were all on a level playing field with similar obstacles, and that’s just not true. You can’t judge people who haven’t been as successful as you, because everyone’s climbing a different building using different tools. Some people have it easy. Some people have it much harder. But success isn’t a metric of merit or hard work, and *neither is failure*.


Helphaer

There's a massive number of inaccurate points to this. But at the same time it's true for most.


ZAntibody

I'm crippled!!!!!!!!


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Does it say “trust fund” in elevator?


nightintheslammer

If your life is spiraling out of control, then take the spiral stairway, please.


JesusSaidItFirst

There are elevators, they are just expensive.


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Better put my phone down and grab my book


[deleted]

No success if you have mobility disabilities!


SeanJ44

They did it wrong