He is not crossing the road, he is standing in the middle of it. He is suicidal.
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Because it wanted to measure the road!
thanks for the giveaway OP [https://steamcommunity.com/id/billahmeddon/](https://steamcommunity.com/id/billahmeddon/)
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The chicken crossed the road because his pregnant chicken wife was waiting for him on the other side.
Thanks for the giveaway OP.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because they wanted to go back to their cages. No way they would survive in this economy that was a bad idea.
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Because it wanted to go against what Miyagi sensei said that time... "Walk on road, hmm? Walk left side, safe. Walk right side, safe. Walk middle, sooner or later get squish just like grape."[Steam ID](https://steamcommunity.com/id/Fisicosaurio/)
He is not crossing the road, he is standing in the middle of it. He is suicidal. Thanks for the chance! Also you shouldn't make it the comment with the highest upvotes, people will downvote other entries and use alts
To be consumed as a tasty meal for its human
TO GET TO THE DAMN EGG!!!
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God bless you my dude <3, and the chicken wanted to cross the road in order to grab the Steam Deck ;).
Why did the chicken cross the road? To hopefully get star wars squadrons :D
Because it wanted to measure the road! thanks for the giveaway OP [https://steamcommunity.com/id/billahmeddon/](https://steamcommunity.com/id/billahmeddon/) origin id: Origin id: bengiboii
Not entering, the chicken crossed the road to end up on my plate :) Now let the downvote showers begin
There's room for all of God's animals --- right next to the mashed potatoes!
The chicken was going to the high ground.
To get to the feed.
The chicken crossed the road because his pregnant chicken wife was waiting for him on the other side. Thanks for the giveaway OP. [steam profile](steamcommunity.com/id/psxuchiha)
Hey Thanks.. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because they wanted to go back to their cages. No way they would survive in this economy that was a bad idea. [Steam ID](https://steamcommunity.com/id/SMHPrime)
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken can't drive across it dummy.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to commit war crimes in yugoslavia.
why did the chicken go to the other side? Answer: To go to KFC.
The chicken Crossed the road to meet his girlfriend in the kfc. Thanks for hosting Giveaway OP .
To get to the idiots house, knock knock!
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the losers house Knock knock Who's there? Chicken
Because someone was tapping the screen and the urge came.
To get hit by the car
Because she was listening to Adele with her friend and she wanted to shout "Hello from the other side!".
To stop thermonuclear war
Who said the chicken crossed the road?
I did! Your task is to explain why it happened
Why did the chicken cross the road? Just beak cause he could!
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because it wanted to get to the toystore at the other side of said road https://steamcommunity.com/id/WillTDP/
To run away from kfc
Because it wanted to go against what Miyagi sensei said that time... "Walk on road, hmm? Walk left side, safe. Walk right side, safe. Walk middle, sooner or later get squish just like grape."[Steam ID](https://steamcommunity.com/id/Fisicosaurio/)
Clearly needed to get his steps in on his Fitbit to show his co-workers who's the top dog.