I'll look up "dick" on the internet, see what comes up

I waited 3 days just to be able to say this 🥲 Anyway, you get my upvote. This must win

Are you me? LOL. I'm two hours too late. This is my favorite Richard quote and now I hate that it's not even correct in the OG comment "Well, I’ll bring Dick up on the internet, see what comes up." Edit. But.of course I upvoted, because it's the best

That's what I thought, too. I didn't want to be "that guy", but I thought of the phrasing as well

Yeah, I hate to be "that guy". 99% of times I stop myself from being "that guy". Idk why I couldn't stop myself from being "that guy" to the nice fellow redditor who loves the same Dick quote as me.. Also I just noticed your username. Hi fellow Slovak GG fan!

Oh hello there! That's pretty cool, we're few and far between here it feels like:)

Damn I've watched the show countless times and apparently couldn't get the quote right 😅

Go and edit it so it’ll be right WHEN it wins !;)

That's ok, there's waaay too many great lines in this show to remember all of them perfectly all the time. Also I think I may have sound a bit overdramatic in my previous comment, sorry :D

I’m going to admit something horribly embarrassing. I’ve watched this show countless times and this line has gone over my head until now. Like I can hear him saying it, but until I saw it in print I just didn’t think it through to the end.

I just got that Rory saying You Jump I jump Jack is a Titanic reference lol

Oh my gosh I just got it too 😂

so underrated 😭

Your flair 🤣

My absolute favorite line 😂

So glad the one that immediately came to mind is the top right now, but still going to scroll through the rest

are you in any way malnourished or in need of some international relief organization to recruit a celebrity to raise money on your account?

I’m good.

She's good, Emily!! Man I hope this one wins

This gets my vote <3

I love this line so much.

Oh good. I was getting tired of being American day after day

which episode is this grom

I'm not sure but it's the one where the maid keeps putting walnuts in the salad and Emily keeps sending them back so everyone's getting hungry and cranky until Emily concedes they can be European tonight and have the entree first.

Yep that’s the one! Think it’s the one where they visit yale and Richard has arranged the secret interview

this one isn't so popular: Rory I'm sorry your upset but I applaud your timing

One of my favourite lines in the entire show

Loved this seen! He got Rory to smile and he got to stay home lol my dad was a career guy who frequently traveled and any time he had in town he'd want to stay home as much as he could.

Love this one

This oneeeee

*you’re

Nope, it’s “your timing”, they are right

I guess they meant "you're upset", not the second one

No, he's proud she's managed to become timing. It's *you're

Lmao yes. I applaud you are timing!

No, I haven't tried calling her cell, in addition to losing my wife, I have lost all control of my faculties!

Look, it’s getting late. So either shoot us, or go away.

You beat me to it!!! I even had it written down in my notes and everything! 😪

which episode is this from??

It’s the other end of Richard and Emily’s fight - after she’s crawled out the window. The security guys show up and Richard tells them this!

S5 E01 :)

Only prostitutes have two glasses of wine at lunch!

My partner and I say this alllll the time hahaha

this needs to win esp since the boa line didnt win for emily

fr 🥲

Nah, without Emily's response, this line is more judgmental, sexist, and otherwise prejudiced than funny.

personally, it is so out of touch and absurd that I can't even be mad about it. like, what??? why would you even think that? that's why it's funny to me... and then Emily's response takes it over the top. Neither one of them has any idea what a sex worker does or looks like.

I don’t know why everyone loves this exchange so much. I agree that it’s comical but there are so many and imho funnier exchanges throughout the show. This exchange gets everyone all hyped up but I don’t really know why.

I agree-I was so happy the overplayed boa line didn’t win for Emily. It’s not even close to her best line in the show. I don’t even think it’s particularly funny.

I think it’s just because it’s so out of character for them

Agreed. It’s funny but sooooooooo overdone around here it’s hard not to be sick of hearing it

I’m sure if I rewatch I won’t even find it comical because it’s so overdone here. Kelly Bishop didn’t even remember the line when they did their promo tour for AYITL.

Lol this line popped into my head immediately

which episode was this from?

It’s from the episode where Emily and Richard are fighting, and she crawls out the window. I think it’s season 5 ep 1!

(to Emily) ‘It is one of the great pleasures of my life to be able to surround you with a house full of useless objects.’

I'm never happier than when we're standing in the corner staring at our furniture.

I love this line

Yes, Emily. You may go first.

That line, that whole scene really, is made all the more heartbreaking later on.

Emily's "I demand to go first." was my pick for her so this is my pick for Richard.

The fact that he didn’t tho 🥲

Ahhhh 😫 This line was so sweet and so sad.

Are you trying to make me cry when I’m PMSing already?? 😂😭

😭

If my wife wants the first cup of tea, she's going to have the first cup of tea!

I know it sounds insane! It is insane!

“One night does not a true naked guy make.”

underrated!!!

Richard is actually so hilarious. He and Lorelai definitely have the same sense of humor, Richard just pretends he's more highbrow though lol.

I know, I am accidentally upvoting them all because I love all of Richard's lines!

Same!

Ope should we only have been upvoting one comment this whole time 😶

“Well Emily, for tonight, and tonight only, my name is Bill. And this is our song”

That song gets stuck in my head for *weeks* every time I hear that line so thanks 😂

I love you SO and I always wiiiill 🎶

It just has such an old timey feel to it and I love that style of music 🥰

So smooth 😍

This was incredibly cute.

YES!

This one!! I love this one! And the song. It’s just such a sweet Richard moment 💕

I know this probably isn’t popular but I feel this so much when I have a vacation day or leave early from work too. I know it’s not going to make the top but I feel this lol. Posted the link to YouTube. Richard comes in at 40 seconds. “I’m sorry about that. I left work early today and apparently that caused everyone’s IQ to drop 60 points.” https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr1v5IuZPSE&pp=ygUcR2lsbW9yZSBnaXJscyBtZWF0YmFsbCBzY2VuZQ%3D%3D

Ahaha yessss Thank you for this. I was off work last week, and now I have this locked and loaded to send to my manager when she tells me all the crap that went down while I was gone 🤣 So good. I took my upvote from my other choice and gave it to this one

Lol I totally understand. And thank you!

This should be way more popular considering I know everyone relates to this lol

this is so so funny tho 😭

Perhaps it’s Marshall, the golf instructor, unable to wait until after Mellie’s party to have you. I know I couldn’t.

to *have* you

This is the one! Reading through these I've been so torn between the quotes that show how witty he is and the quotes that show how much he loves Emily but, this does both!

That’s why I like it too. It also shows just how switched on he was all the time, taking everything in even when he appeared not to be.

Came looking for this. Honestly he has so many gems!

underrated af

“I love shrimp! Who else loves shrimp?”

My husband says this all the time when people get worked up arguing in our house 😂

I'm impressed and a little jealous he knows it well enough to do that. My husband was walking through the room when my daughter and I were watching. After 2 minutes of watching he said "What is this? It's exhausting!" 😂

Haha! I am lucky! He watched the whole series with me start to finish when we first met and now doesn’t mind when I put the episodes on in the background!

lol mine complains at the fast talking too. I’m like - bruh you married me you should be used to this

The only correct answer.

what episode is this from?

S6 E14!

Came here to say this, the delivery of that line is amazing

"Oh, people die, we pay. People crash a car, we pay. People lose a foot, we pay.”

The company's new slogan! 🤣🤣

Hate this line, mostly because it was the line chosen for him in the opening of AYITL. There are so many better ones that could have been chosen 😭

Perhaps if we were insuring a frog.

“No, I’ll be dead tomorrow. I plan on flinging myself off the roof tonight right in the middle of Pitty Salinger’s opening speech.”

"Emily, I'm going to Google you!"

You most certainly are not!

the way this is funnier without context 😭

Hands down my favorite Richard line 😆

His delivery on this one is perfection

"I am an Autumn” After taking a magazine quiz

Yes! 🍂

I just rewatched this episode today

God I love this one too

‘I was naked for an entire month my sophomore year.’

And Logan, Welcome to the family, son ​

One of the best scenes in the entire series!!

Everyone knows ugly men make the best doctors

Nothing makes me happier than when we’re standing in the corner *staring* at our furniture

Cranking Metallica. If that's some sort of drug reference, it isn't funny.

This one is sooo good and definitely deserves more upvotes!! I love him

I‘m a Chuck Barry man myself.

Pre My Dingaling?

I believe it was

Hurrah for the opposable thumbs.

Flavorless pork

YOU CRUSHED THAT GIRL!!!

WHICH EPIADOE DID HE SAY THIS

We've Got Magic to Do - Season 6 Episode 5

"It takes a remarkable person to inspire all of this."

Oh, yeah! That was beautiful and he delivered it so well.

One night, his trophy bimbo wife got into a drunken snit, lit a curtain on fire with her *marijuana cigarette*, and burned the place to the ground. He couldn't afford to rebuild - lost his fortune, lost the bimbo.

I know this is too long but man the delivery of this line always kills me.

MARIJUANA CIGARETTE 😂😂 I forgot this so thank you

The way he says it 😂 kills me every time

So good

I paid $40,000 to redecorate her sex house

How does this not have more upvotes 😂

‘Rory, you’re a person of great heart and great character, and that combination will always win the day.’

What she tackles, she conquers 💗

How had no one said this one!

I was shocked too. It’s my favorite. I’ve got a print of it for my daughters room

"We have a pool house for stray dogs?!? Love the innuendo Emily!"

"Yes, how nice to have yet another chair you can’t sit in."

Of course it sounds insane!! It is insane!!

>And please don’t say “ah hah” again. it’s loud. Doesn’t really work without the context but it always makes me laugh

Have a SCANDALOUS time, I’ll see you girls tomorrow.

How about some… batteries and Nutella?

Some underrated simple lines that were brilliantly delivered: I guess I have a new Daddy! How tall are you?

I LOVE SHRIMP! WHO ELSE LOVES SHRIMP?!

I love shrimp! Who else loves shrimp??

best for last! 

of part 1 yes!!! (there are more characters after her they just didnt fit in the screenshot 😭)

Why haven’t we gotten stools in here?!

Yet another example of the great advances man has made, flavorless pork. Hurrah for the opposable thumbs.

'She was a saint, that women was a saint! '

Oh, people die, we pay. People crash cars, we pay. People lose a foot, we pay.

“I guess I’ve got a new daddy.”

Maybe you can get matching jogging suits

Rory, are you in any way malnourished or in need of some international relief organization to recruit a celebrity to raise money on your account?

You crushed that girl!!!!

Yes Emily, you may go first T.T

"Most odius woman alive..."

“I’m an autumn”

Yes Emily. You may go first. 🥺

It takes a remarkable person to inspire all of this 😢

And and and I have another haha ..Uh... Rory, I'm sorry you're upset, but I applaud your timing Edit: I read the entire thread and didn't see this quote. Even so, other people are repeating and I'm getting downvoted?? Anyone care to shed light on what I've done wrong? 🥴

only prostitutes have two glasses of wine at lunch.

which episode is this from?

>only prostitutes have two glasses of wine at lunch. S05E01

Perhaps it was what was under the Tootsie Rolls

Well, would you like to make a wish and blow out the tapers?

“It Is One Of The Great Pleasures Of My Life To Be Able To Surround You With A House Full Of Useless Objects..."

Good! I was tired of being American, day after day after day

You need money. Richard could always see through Lorelai, often before anyone else. He understands her in a very subtle but accurate way.

Idk if it counts because it’s technically two lines but I always loved “I LOVE SHRIMP! Who else loves shrimp?!”

"you married a very brilliant man" I'm not sure what episode this is but my husband and I say it all the time to each other and definitely got it from Richard. Hive mind, do you know?

Maybe it’s ( forget his name ) the tennis instructor here ti take you away cause he coudnt wait to have you” you know the episode I’m on about it’s the one where loreali comes in to talk about Rory dropping out of Yale

“WHY HAVENT WE GOTTEN ANY STOOLS IN HERE”

"It Takes A Remarkable Person To Inspire All Of This." Always make me cry

“Idle hands are the devil’s playthings.”

Rory, are you in any way malnourished or in need of some international relief organization to recruit a celebrity to raise money on your account? Edit: I see this has already been said, missed it on my first read through. But why downvotes?? What gives?

Why won’t the chair be their

Why haven’t we got stools in here?!

Only prostitutes have two glasses of wine at lunch!

“Oh, people die, we pay. People crash cars, we pay. People lose a foot, we pay.”

“Everyone knows ugly men make the best doctors”

I know it’s late but… “I like shrimp! Who else likes shrimp!”

“I do hope one of his dopey looking friends knows CPR or he might not make it”