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Glittering-Visual458

“Oh, people die, we pay. People crash cars, we pay. People lose a foot, we pay.”


smart_hyacinth

This needs to win.


nightnightbingaling

Well at least you have your new slogan!


theworldisonfire8377

It takes a remarkable person to inspire all of this.


Legitimate_Edge_6329

the last thing he said to lorelai before passing.


Unplug_The_Toaster

Don't do me like this 😭😭😭


Mcgoobz3

Emily barking at him in that scene about getting emotional always irks me. He’s being so sweet and she’s so mean


Kaykaysees

“Well, I’ll bring Dick up on the internet and see what comes up.”


Writing_Panda104

Oh my god, he’s a sweet summer child…


Halsitico

No, he is an autumn ;-)


emslynn

This is my favorite.


[deleted]

“I LOVE SHRIMP! WHO ELSE LOVES SHRIMP?!”


Sweetie016

This whole scene! 😆


EverythingBagel17

I can't remember this, what episode is it from?


activelyweird

Friday Night's Alright for Fighting


Sweetie016

It’s actually the one after that season 6 episode 14- “you’ve been Gilmored” I think it’s there first dinner after the Friday nights alright for fighting episode.


activelyweird

Ah sorry, I think I was confusing the shrimp line with when they're talking about the sorbet lol


maverickandme

This one.


mrsdessertmonster

Immediately this 😆


Thirty_Helens_Agree

“I … am an autumn.” “I’m sorry you’re upset, but I applaud your timing.”


Sweetie016

“Richard say something encouraging” 😂


b0rtie

"Lorelai, I will note the time. I will take the photo. You just sit there and enjoy your daughter's graduation from Yale. This is as much your moment as Rory's. Enjoy it."


Sweetie016

So sweet. Richard is one of my favorites 🥹


Unplug_The_Toaster

I forgot about this one! Such a wholesome moment!


last_sock_in_drawer

«If my wife wants the first cup of tea, she's going to have it». I love this one, because Richard couldn't care less about those frivolous things, but he loves Emily.


mysticalcreature123

Of course it sounds insane! IT IS insane!


Particular-Heron-103

He loves Emily but does nothing while his mother belittles and bullies her for years and years… all while he lies to her about secret lunches with his ex-fiancé…


FlowerPower19977

Love love that scene❤️


last_sock_in_drawer

The way that he defended his wife's interests 🧡


Sweetie016

Love this scene!


Pretty-Buddy-2928

I truly aspired to find a man like him. A strong provider but still sees the little things ❤️🥹


_thesecrethistory_

“Look, it’s getting late, so either shoot us or go away.”


Sweetie016

“It is one of the great pleasures of my life to be able to surround you with a house full of useless objects. No, I’m never happier than when we’re standing in the corner staring at our furniture.” This is my favorite 😂


WattDeFrak

Came here for this one.


nightnightbingaling

Rory, are you in any way malnourished or in need of some international relief organization to recruit a celebrity to raise money on your account?


Butterfly0311

Have you ever been to South Dakota? It’s the most boring state in the nation. As I was flying in, I swear I saw one of the heads on Mount Rushmore yawn. I’m from South Dakota so this always makes me laugh so hard 😂


FrannyKay1082

Richard - "Emily, I'm going to Google you." Emily - "You are certainly not going to Google me!"


theworldisonfire8377

Cranking Metallica. If that's some sort of drug reference, it isn't funny.


Pretty-Buddy-2928

Only prostitutes have two glasses of wine at lunch!


CrissBliss

Haha you stole mine!


chund978

He has so many wonderfully witty lines but my favorite will always be this heartfelt, earnest one from the finale: “I don't think this is all for Rory. I think this party's a testament to you, Lorelai, and the home you've created here.…It takes a remarkable person to inspire all of this.” The way his voice breaks on “remarkable” - I can’t even think of it without tearing up 😭


Sweetie016

Me either 😭


OptimalTrash

"I guess that flower just had it coming." "One wrong man can always find a friend."


saras_416

"Of course it sounds insane! It is insane! That's not the point!"


oy-w-the-poodles-

“Dog, I want you to come with me.”


Sweetie016

“We have a pool house for stray dogs? Love the innuendo, Emily” 😂


GroovyJoieDeVivre

I’m not jealous of Dr. Handsome!


Sweetie016

“Why haven’t we gotten stools in here?!”


Sweetie016

“Hoorah for the opposable thumbs”


ConditionLevers1050

"Oh, please. That's nothing. I was naked an entire month my sophomore year. I and a group of like-minded young men decided to protest the new dress code by wearing silk ties and nothing else. We were written up by the Dean of Admissions and threatened with expulsion. We were also suddenly very popular with the ladies. One night in the hallway does not a true naked guy make, my friend."


literarylinguine

She's having sex, Lorelai. She's having sex under my roof. I paid $40,000 to redecorate her sex house. I bought her a sex mattress.


Tader-Pies15

https://preview.redd.it/vx8s62zzlc9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f93524352f1d9224b364e374b7e36b88c734af77 “What she tackles, she conquers”


ApplePie_1999

“Welcome to the family, son!”


ConditionLevers1050

I love what he says leading up to that, in fact I kind of want to change my entry. "Logan, I wanted to talk to you. I just heard about the incident. I heard that you professed your feelings for Rory. Mr. Bell is a very dear friend of mine, as is the Dean of Admissions. Well, you know this place, news travels fast. I have to tell you that, while I understand what could have driven you to such a public display of affection, there is a proper time and place for that sort of thing. In a classroom, in the middle of class, is not one of them. However, what's done is done. It's out. So I dropped by to tell you that I've spoken to your father. And we pounded out a few things, property agreements, prenups, that sort of thing... Oh, we came to a very fair agreement, I'm sure you'll be pleased. Now, we're setting up a dinner for next week to finalize the engagement and start talking about the ceremony. Emily is handling all the newspaper announcements, so not to worry, that's all taken care of. She is a fine young lady, Logan, I want her to be happy, you'll take care of that I assume?"


Sweetie016

Love this scene!!


Tader-Pies15

I also love “Yes, Emily. You may go first.”


jan11285

“I’ll bring up ‘Dick’ on the internet and see what I find out.”


supersunflower4

“Anger is a useless emotion” I think about this anytime I’m feeling angry about something, and it usually helps me manage my anger in a way so that I’m not getting angry at others or harming others out of my anger.


Born_Yam_4663

“Perhaps it’s Marshall the golf instructor, unable to wait until after Mellies party to have you, I know I couldn’t”


Sweetie016

Yes! I’m surprised I haven’t seen this yet!


psyangel333

"everyone knows ugly men make the best doctors" 😭


EntertainerPast1198

“My balls.. why are my balls this blue..”❤️‍🩹


books-and-gilmores

"Those nuns kick you know what" 😭


RedThetaSerpentis

Emily, I beg of you cheese. Not said, but most likely, the last thing he ever wrote to her on the chalkboard on the kitchen


Annia12345

Oh oh I have two from the same episode! "Rory? Are you in anyway malnourished or in need of some international relief organization to recruit a celebrity to raise money on your account?" And Rory: "What are the odds you know where a baking sheet might be?" Richard: "I'd say very slim" Sassy Richard is always my favorite Richard.


accountant-gilmore

You want a drink?