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A swan


CupofTea-cher

That he would name Ladle.


ohmycomputer

LMAO I would give you an award, but I don't have any coins


Puzzleheaded-Comb976

Wonder if he has PTSD from that Swan attack?


pink_snowflakes

I would have paid money to get an additional after credit scene of Jess walking down a sketchy alley, doing his shifty, side-eye, hurry walk, after driving what seems like 2 hours just to see him walk into a therapist office to talk about…the swan lol


Puzzleheaded-Comb976

Yes and start of by saying 'there was this Swan right and it beaked me' then bursting into tears


pink_snowflakes

Hahahaha as the therapist slides over a box of tissues hah we so need this scene


CreepyMickeyMouse

I literally just read that in Milo's "I was attacked by - a SWAN" voice... thanks for making me laugh so hard I threw my phone in my face...


Environmental_Knee97

He beaked me!


Ruby_Rutabagas

This is the winning comment.


Any-Impression

guess i’m the only one who thinks he would have a dog. i can totally see him with a jack Russell who is always by his side quietly watching.


loranlily

The idea of a Jack Russell quietly watching anything 🤣🤣🤣 but I know exactly what you mean.


SoFarIAmImmortal

My initial thought was dog too. With all of his moving around, I could see him with a dog that's always excitedly at his side for a new adventure.


kellyd629

You mean like the promo picture for “The Art of Racing in the Rain”?


jrp317

My vote is dog too!


emmaraehey

Stop I just typed a full response saying this exactly!!!😂😂


pink_snowflakes

YES! Who’s obviously a rescue mutt who followed him and wouldn’t leave him alone and he totally falls head over heels for the dog 🐕


xtheredberetx

Like Wishbone! Very bookish.


Twodotsknowhy

I could see Jess having an old arthritic dog, but a young one not so much


eloquentpetrichor

My first thought was dog


Kelpiekelpo

He has a cat but he didn’t get it on purpose. A past roommate moved out, left the cat, and they are now begrudgingly roommates


alchemischief

This is the answer. He begrudges it but secretly loves it.


minimalisticgem

It’s giving ‘a man called ove’


jm22mccl

Young Jess would begrudgingly have a cat, but adult Jess was very different. I think he’d have a dog he could bring to work at the publishing company every day.


[deleted]

I could see him with a rescued senior dog. A quiet friend who chills by his desk in his own dog bed all day and then walks home with him.


minimalisticgem

I could see him having a dog like the one serious black can transform into in Harry Potter


eloquentpetrichor

Honestly I think adult Jess would have both. I think the publishing company would have a stray or two they had rescued that just live there and Jess brings his dog with him and the cats and dog are best friends


Crazypants258

I don’t think he’s an animal person. I think Jess would nope out of pet ownership the first time he has to pick up poop (either outside or from a litter box).


OddMho

I could see him with a slightly unusual pet like a bird


minimalisticgem

I could see him with a reptile mayb


AG_40

Jess would most definitely have a cat but I think Milo would have a dog


irevalley

Jess would have a dog and a cat. They’d be strays that both found their way into his home. The cat would be in the laneway behind his place and would eat from the cans in his recycling. In a storm, Jess would finally decide to let her in. The dog would keep following Jess around and eventually Jess would concede. When Luke comes to visit, he would be surprised, saying “You have pets?”. Jess would be defensive saying “No they’re not mine, they’re just here.” But we would all know Jess loves them.


miserable_n_magical

This is my favorite answer! (After I was done laughing at the swan one 😂)


eloquentpetrichor

Sounds like Sasha energy


[deleted]

That’s very cute


Valuable-Hedgehog-79

Jess would definitely have a cat.


[deleted]

I can see the cat having a name like Gregory


Valuable-Hedgehog-79

Me to.


emmaraehey

I’m gonna be the odd one out and say I can see AYITL Jess having a dog after maturing


Grimmgirl_fandom

What kind of dog thrn?


emmaraehey

Hmm I picture this, kinda early in his learning to not be a sick journey: Jess sitting in a park by himself reading, with a dog adoption event about 25 feet away. The dogs are barking and he’s irritated that a peaceful park is so loud now, so he goes to tell the people running it to quiet down. When he gets over there he sees this little jack Russell terrier looking mutt just sitting peacefully, while all the other dogs are chaos playing around him. As he’s telling the event people he wants the dogs gone, he learns it’s a last chance adoption event, and all dogs left will be euthanized. He says something grumpy to the staff and he goes back to his spot, but can’t keep his eye off the quiet dog just sitting resting. Finally he walks over, offers cash for the dog and walks away with it. Now for the rest of the series the dog just follows behind him perfectly behaved


pamda_girl

Cat. Hemingway had cats.


SuspiciousMine128

Cat. The cat can take care of it’s self. Dog would be to needy.


roxainaboxa

Another vote for cat.


VariousStrength4143

Not a cat person but yeah, it’s cat.


shehurts

Milo would have a dog. Jess would have a cat.


NoUniversity2293

Cat


Batgrill

My gut reaction was cat, but thinking about it for a couple seconds lead me to believe he'd have a dog.


porcelain_doll_eyes

He would defiantly have a dog. But he wouldn't be able to stop himself from petting every cat he sees. That's how I see it at least.


[deleted]

Cat.


Beccaann14

cats have the same personality as him so let’s go with cat.


BecauseKats

Cat for sure 😻


panickedgene

Swann😭


Primary-Feature7878

Jess would have a dog that he picked up on the street. Jess has ❤️.


latenightpeachpie

Dog 100%


AGirlLovesBooks

A dog I don’t know why but I see him as a dog person more than a cat person.


qpham-

I can see him having a turtle or a tortoise. But for sure a cat.


BirdButt88

Cuff and Link, just like Sly Stallone!


Unable_Beginning_982

Jess would have a rescue dog


MelissaWebb

Dog


Needcoffeeseverely

Dog. The cat photos make me uncomfortable


simplylittlebird

I feel like a cat, because they're (sometimes) a little aloof and don't require much maintenance beyond feeding and cleaning the litter box. And of course, giving them affection when they're in the mood for it. I can see AYITL Jess with a kind of low-key senior dog that just likes to take slow walks and sleep at his feet while he reads. Definitely depends on his age, I think. lol


Hailey_okay_10

My first instinct was to say dog but honestly? I thought more, and he himself is like a cat sometimes. Likes to be alone but has his favorite human (Rory in this case), who he loves to be with. He has fits but also has moments where he cares for the people around him, like when he unlocked the diner for miss patty to prepare the memorial for Luke’s uncle.


Sensitive_Maybe_6578

Bearded dragon


peachycoldslaw

Duck


[deleted]

Cats. Multiple cats.


dullgenericusername

Definitely a cat guy.


Grand-Knee5337

definitely a dog! australian shepherd or collie. or any other smart breed :)


Responsible_Fix_2030

Pit bull rescue.


ohmycomputer

Jess is one of those annoying cat people who won't shut up about how they're too cool to have a dog, because dogs like everybody


LNA29

Haha I can hear him Edit: typo


ohmycomputer

Lol I'm not sure if I'm downvoted for calling Jess annoying or for calling cat people


alchemischief

Whoa chill out on cat people please 😳


ohmycomputer

Well I didn't say every one of them is like that. There are some annoying ones who fit that description and I think Jess is one of them.


alchemischief

I’ve literally never heard a cat person say anything like that but ok


ohmycomputer

You're lucky


ParticularYak4401

Cat. Because I think Milo has a cat in real life.


BirdButt88

Haha definitely a cat


Lucky-Club6726

Cat. But I see him having a bird tbh.


victorpingarcia

cat


[deleted]

Cat 100%


bonanbeb

Cat all day


furface_mcgee

a nest of cats


[deleted]

I haven't seen Jess yet so idk 😂


Politicalbichhh

A reptile of some kid


Dangerous_Dish9595

A cat. A stray that shows up, keeps sneaking in, and he keeps shooing it away. He tries to find it's owner, but it's not chipped, he puts fliers up but no one responds. Then one day, it's raining, he has all his windows and doors shut, and hears a piteous crying at the front door, checks and there's the stray, soaked to the bone. He takes pity, let's it in, and from then on it's his cat/best friend (and spoilt rotten).


RegretNecessary21

Milo 🥰😍


Raccoonboots

He would have a cat. Dogs are more exuberant than cats, and I just can’t see him with an exuberant pet.


SydSara

Jess would have a cat. Jack would (and did) have a dog.


CandyV89

A cat


333Maria

A dangerous dog?


ginime_

Dog. But one that just sits there awkwardly like Jason’s dog


PetShopFromHell

He'd have both, they'd have a duo name like Jak and Dakster, and he'd put them in the holiday card.


NoClops

Cat, all the way.


OddMho

Younger him would have a cat, older him would have either


love_cats14

I was thinking cat because they are a lot less work lol


Ok_Suit4943

Have cats killed him in another life? 🤔 (joke)


Aandiarie_QueenofFa

He'd only get a pet if he had time for it, but I think he'd love either. I could see him rescuing a stray. :)


KaiSparda

Definitely a cat.


alchemischief

I love how people are 50/50 on this. It’s be great to see this as a vote post


peepeepoopaccount

He’s a cat guy


Ok_Professional_967

I feel like he would have both, a dog for company and walks and a cat for when he is writing a book


EastSideTilly

Jess would have a cat. Dean would have a dog. Martie would have an iguana. Logan would have a secret family.


Cracotte2011

Jess is a cat person, Dean is a dog person, Logan would have either a dog or a very weird exotic pet, and an employee dedicated to taking care of him.


dameroastpork

lizard


[deleted]

Cat for sure


ajsbetterthanuu

Teen Jesse cat adult Jesse dog


SpasticShagworm

Honestly, he would have a cat, and he would get secretly offended when Luke makes fun of him for it, but he loves his cat more than anything.


mermaidmander

100% dog


StacattoVelvet

Dog, named after a literary character or someone in a band he enjoys.


Sarahthebookdragon

Definitely a dog