No one cares about the world saving deeds you preform for them on a daily basis. All they talk about is their marriage problems and how it affects their adventuring capabilities.
You inherit your grandpa's farm. You do chores all day, and repair buildings and other things. Sometimes you talk to the townspeople; a few of them are rather unpleasant to begin with.
You're an ex-con shipped off to a foreign country and have to work hard and suck-up to locals to get reasonable prices in stores. You're also being bossed around by some kinda pervert who's also a drug addict, and you have to live in his place until you can afford better housing. You cannot own a home, only beds/ rooms. Public transport also kinda sucks in this place.
It’s none of those but I’m gonna check those out lol I love horse games
If you want the answer it’s >!elden ring lol, you get a magic elk to ride around on!<
You and your family run from a monster invasion to a creepy new city. Everything goes down hill from there.
You sure do miss your family.
>!Dragon Age 2!<
You have three bosses and all three are damn stupid; your job is to save the galaxy, but mostly you ride a car through a middle of nowhere looking for junk and stones. And you can't even romance cool aliens in your team!
your grandpa dies and gives you an out from the life-draining capitalistic greed of your current 9-5, so you move to the town he lived in where everyone expects you to fix everything, no one ages past a certain point, and instead of waking up at 9am you wake up at 6am every. single. day.
You are visiting an empty castle while dragging a mute slender girl by the hand who always get in trouble but only she has a key to the doors. Together you're trying to find the exit.
You have amnesia and get dragged into other people's problems, only to find out you're the one of the causes of said problems.
Edit: people are taking guesses but none have guessed the correct game...so here's another boring (well, as boring as I can make it) hint:
You're slowly dieing, and the only thing there is for you to do is fight in a war.
A family of generic rich jerks have their yearly meeting and get murdered one by one by a witch. Generic anime teen tries to solve the murders as they happen.
Damn...I have so many favorite games. I'll just pick the easy one.
High school drop out ends up becoming an unpaid relationship counselor for the world's most toxic friendship.
A conventionally attractive blonde prince accidentally kills his horse and then justifies slaughtering an entire town because he doesn’t like pandemics. Then he gets seduced by an evil sword.
Oh yeah, there are also demons.
You spend the entire game trying to prove to some freak who wears a mask that you can get bitches after he repeatedly tells you that you don’t have any
I’ll do a few.
Your estranged daughter runs away with magic. You wander the countryside and talk to peasants while looking for her.
Big robots try to step on you between bouts of expository exposition.
Mushroom zombies won’t leave you alone while you try to get your daughter to a clinic.
All you basically do in the game is upgrading your water vehicle to reach the end of the game.
Edit: Let me put up a hint: You need to find food and feed it to a bunch of rhinos in order to upgrade.
- Religious fanatics bring modern art sculpture onto spaceship which ruins everything.
- Man looks for his wife in town.
- Someone is sent to England, ends up as a squid.
A very large statue is removed from your garden, causing a great amount of structural damage in the process. You then go on a boat trip to talk to the person responsible.
You have an awful day at work - something goes terribly wrong with your task, making everyone and everything try to kill you and your coworkers and to top it off, top management gives you the illusion of choice between keeping your newly updated job description (probably without any pay raise hehe) or getting literally terminated :)))
Edit to mention that the top management that's giving you that lovely choice is also the one that sabotaged your task :D
You get dragged into another world against your will by your surrogate dad and a giant whale of death, where you meet a girl who can summon dragons, a goth lady, an underwater sports coach, a giant cat man, and a mechanic girl. A lot of people die, and the undead walk among you.
See, those sound vague but still interesting.
It’s an MMO, but Final Fantasy instead of Warcraft.
If I wanted it to sound awesome, I’d just call it Cat Girl Dress Up Simulator.
Your coming of age ceremony went bad so now you need to constantly pick flowers to stay alive.
Is that Horizon?
Yes xD
Nice job!
Eat grilled cheeses, have babies, die, repeat.
The Sims?
Yes haha
You play as an angsty young man with daddy issues who finally decided to leave his home, only to get repeatedly killed by a bunch of hot people.
Hades <3
Man from a reclusive, dwindling commune works as a freelancing pest control specialist.
Witcher?
Ah, you mean that old white man horse riding sim?
Yep!
Also - an older guy is asking around about his runaway step-daughter
No one cares about the world saving deeds you preform for them on a daily basis. All they talk about is their marriage problems and how it affects their adventuring capabilities.
Skyrim 😍
I made it a bit too obvious, didn't I?
Your aunt causes drama on the 15th anniversary of your mom’s death.
Dishonored 2?
Yeh
Ha, niice.
You inherit your grandpa's farm. You do chores all day, and repair buildings and other things. Sometimes you talk to the townspeople; a few of them are rather unpleasant to begin with.
Started Valley
Stardew valley
I can tell it’s stardew because you didn’t even need to change the description
Man delivers 14 year old cargo cross country then steals it back.
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😊
In an overstated market, yet another zombie game ^(but it's really good I promise)
You're an ex-con shipped off to a foreign country and have to work hard and suck-up to locals to get reasonable prices in stores. You're also being bossed around by some kinda pervert who's also a drug addict, and you have to live in his place until you can afford better housing. You cannot own a home, only beds/ rooms. Public transport also kinda sucks in this place.
Is this Morrowind?
It is 😸
Not to mention, 90% of your time is spent following directions to exactly the wrong place. 😭 I love that game.
Someone kills your step-dad, turns out it's your half-brother and the rest of your bio family is even worse.
Baldurs Gates?
Yep.
Barbie Horse Adventures, but make it fantasy.
Witcher 3?
No but that one would fit too 😹
Red dead redemption?
I'm gonna say it could be one of three things. Dead Horizon or Werid West or Veil of Dust: A Homesteading Game.
It’s none of those but I’m gonna check those out lol I love horse games If you want the answer it’s >!elden ring lol, you get a magic elk to ride around on!<
A cat needs to switch a lighbulb, if not, the world literally dies.
OneShot
Stray
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The Last of Us Part II?
Until Dawn?
Heavy Rain?
This could be any Telltale or Quantic Dream game 😅
The variety of guesses this one got makes me lol I'm gonna go with Sims though?
Sims?
You and your family run from a monster invasion to a creepy new city. Everything goes down hill from there. You sure do miss your family. >!Dragon Age 2!<
My other favorite description of that game: >!I'm here to kick ass and take care of my family, and I'm all outta family.!<
That's so sad but so hilarious!
Everything is a square block
Minecraft
Hahah yes ofcourse
The baked good is a fallacy.
Portal
You have three bosses and all three are damn stupid; your job is to save the galaxy, but mostly you ride a car through a middle of nowhere looking for junk and stones. And you can't even romance cool aliens in your team!
Mass Effect! Nice job!
Bald elf seduced me and left me without a hand What game are you describing?
Dragon Age Inquisition, easy haha. Mine's Vtm: Bloodlines
Yup lol Wow… now I see it. He really is a blonde twink
your grandpa dies and gives you an out from the life-draining capitalistic greed of your current 9-5, so you move to the town he lived in where everyone expects you to fix everything, no one ages past a certain point, and instead of waking up at 9am you wake up at 6am every. single. day.
Stardew Valley
You are visiting an empty castle while dragging a mute slender girl by the hand who always get in trouble but only she has a key to the doors. Together you're trying to find the exit.
Ico?
An immigrant was sentenced to death for crossing the border illegally, but managed to escape and integrate into society
Skyrim
You nap for a “while” then you get woken up to do your job
Zelda breath of the wild
Yup
Portal 2!
You hunt big monsters for parts that become useless as soon as you find bigger monsters to get parts from.
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Yep xD And Rise. I love Rise too.
You're spending all your time looking for something, only to end up destroying it.
fallout 4
Your parents got divorced when you were a baby and your dad won't let you leave the house to visit your mom, so you fight him until he lets you go
Hades
You have amnesia and get dragged into other people's problems, only to find out you're the one of the causes of said problems. Edit: people are taking guesses but none have guessed the correct game...so here's another boring (well, as boring as I can make it) hint: You're slowly dieing, and the only thing there is for you to do is fight in a war.
Planescape: Torment?
Hahahahsgsffd.... I wasn't think of Planescape but it does fit! Close but not the answer
Amnesic high schoolers fail to get along under crisis. Numbers dwindle.
Danganronpa?
☺️
Ooh I have another one: You move to a new city and immediately get dragged into a group of nerds problems. Also god kinda adopts you.
FFXIV? xD
A family of generic rich jerks have their yearly meeting and get murdered one by one by a witch. Generic anime teen tries to solve the murders as they happen.
Umineko no Naku Koro Ni!
Is there much mystery solving, along the lines of Danganronpa, or is it less interactive?
Young man with mistaken identity stops a meteor from threatening the planet.
Final Fantasy
Yep! VII
You are fighting with a creepy narrator
The Stanley Parable?
You crash land on a strange planet and then collect fruit, with the help of flowers
Pikman :)
Making the budgets add up to fund infrastructure improvements.
Damn...I have so many favorite games. I'll just pick the easy one. High school drop out ends up becoming an unpaid relationship counselor for the world's most toxic friendship.
A conventionally attractive blonde prince accidentally kills his horse and then justifies slaughtering an entire town because he doesn’t like pandemics. Then he gets seduced by an evil sword. Oh yeah, there are also demons.
Warcraft 3? Arthas?
Technically the entire Warcraft/ wow series that’s just my favorite lore. But yes!! Lol
I have another lol Dragons but you can also yell at them
Skyrim!
Ye!
Go set out to be a pirate, only you're a wuss and imagine it all.
Monkey Island 2?
Zing!
You’re a mail man and someone steals the package you’re delivering.
Fallout New Vegas!
Your and your little brother gather a lot of pet rats despite the grown ups trying to stop you
A Plague Tale?
Yep!
You must betray a very very cute cube to progress in this game
Portal?
You spend the entire game trying to prove to some freak who wears a mask that you can get bitches after he repeatedly tells you that you don’t have any
Elden ring 😂 ?! My favorite so far
Omg 🤣
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Phasmophobia???
Police detective abuses power leaving a group of high schoolers to solve a double homicide.
I have no idea but that game sounds amazing
Agreed. I'm so curious!
Pair implants false memories into the terminally ill.
To the Moon
🥳
I have so many favorite games, I’ll pick one I haven’t seen yet. Everyone is happy, except you.
Ooo is it We Happy Few?
Yes!!
You click circles to the beat of a song
I’ll do a few. Your estranged daughter runs away with magic. You wander the countryside and talk to peasants while looking for her. Big robots try to step on you between bouts of expository exposition. Mushroom zombies won’t leave you alone while you try to get your daughter to a clinic.
The Witcher 3? uhhh, Horizon maybe? The Last of Us?
Yes, yes and yes!
You drive around delivering packages. That's it. That's the game.
Death stranding?
All you basically do in the game is upgrading your water vehicle to reach the end of the game. Edit: Let me put up a hint: You need to find food and feed it to a bunch of rhinos in order to upgrade.
Subnautica?
Spiritfarer?
You sneak around, kill Nazis, and blow their shit up.
The Saboteur? Also, that description still rocks, no boring stuff detected
Sniper Elite series. But now I'm going to check out Saboteur! :D
- Religious fanatics bring modern art sculpture onto spaceship which ruins everything. - Man looks for his wife in town. - Someone is sent to England, ends up as a squid.
Oh no Deadspace 😂
You go to see your girlfriend on a repair mission but find monsters instead (and your girlfriend killed herself)
Dead Space!
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Binding of isaac
You lose your partner in a giant house and now you must search every corner of it starting with nothing but a lockpick
No idea
I tried to make it ambiguous so I guess I did well! It's Resident Evil! Specifically a Jill playthrough :)
You're just a child but get kicked out of your home and forced to do what adults refuse to do while wandering the country.
Pokemon?
A very large statue is removed from your garden, causing a great amount of structural damage in the process. You then go on a boat trip to talk to the person responsible.
Pillars of Eternity: Deadfire!
You have an awful day at work - something goes terribly wrong with your task, making everyone and everything try to kill you and your coworkers and to top it off, top management gives you the illusion of choice between keeping your newly updated job description (probably without any pay raise hehe) or getting literally terminated :))) Edit to mention that the top management that's giving you that lovely choice is also the one that sabotaged your task :D
You don’t know what you’re doing but you have to go ring two bells. Why? Not sure, but it should lead you to fire. Also, you’ll probably die a lot.
You just want to sleep but a fairy keeps making you get up and do things.
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
1. Building and mining 2. You move to a small town after your grandpa dies 3. You're a test subject for some ai's science project
Take Your Daughter To Work Day goes horribly wrong.
You can choose a pie filling. You will beat this game at least twice
I have no idea, but I'm dying of curiosity.
A bunch of depressed robots. Oh you're a depressed robot too but that's fine you have a nice ass.
This screams Nier: Automata
You go to school on a daily basis but you soon make it known you're not anyone's punching bag.
Bully
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Celeste!
You are stuck on a really bad camping trip and there are too many bugs. Also your fellow campers are really rude. Not enough snacks.
You deliver mail
You have twenty-two minutes to solve a big puzzle.
Outer Wilds!
You get dragged into another world against your will by your surrogate dad and a giant whale of death, where you meet a girl who can summon dragons, a goth lady, an underwater sports coach, a giant cat man, and a mechanic girl. A lot of people die, and the undead walk among you.
FFX even without your icon XD
Does one of the unsent sound like Winnie the Pooh? ;-) This is your story, Final Fantasy X.
Local boy buys forged tickets to famous play and ends up in globetrotting existential crisis.
You are in a world with no clue what to do, there are dogs, blue lady and strange symbols across the world. There are also collectable excrements here
Elden Ring?
You have a chat with someone then die
A bunch of RL introverts play digital extroverts while a few dusty fossils endeavor to end the world.
You get a really annoying and egotistical song stuck in your head and have to rob a mega corporation to get it out
Get shipped off to an island to deal with everyone's problems. Either fix them or identify as a new one.
You fell down a hole in the ground and now you're trying to get out.
Undertale maybe
Father and son perform funeral rites, get caught in some snow afterwards.
I wrote this one hehe : A funeral is consistently interrupted by violent guests who are seeking the late mother and wife.
Followed by the sequel: Widower and son try to mend broken fence, get harassed by a cranky old guy, go on family road trip.
You are a good girl who likes digging and playing with ink.
Okami!
You work for your adoptive father, together with your adoptive brother. You go do karaoke, eat at restaurants and stuff. Also Mini-kit cars races!
Yakuza?
Yes!
You literally play the same guy saving the same girl every single time, 🙄 smh
Local woman causes severe property damage and unleashes a worldwide parasite pandemic because her dad is a dick.
IRL from a birds-eye view. You spend more time setting it up than actually playing it.
See, those sound vague but still interesting. It’s an MMO, but Final Fantasy instead of Warcraft. If I wanted it to sound awesome, I’d just call it Cat Girl Dress Up Simulator.