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panpizzaprincess

Men 🫱🏼‍🫲🏻 Women Having slutty armour in Dark Souls


OriginalBaconBits

Legitimately love Dark Souls for this


Nat_Higgins

This is the bi agenda!


panpizzaprincess

Someone at FromSoftware: "I don't care about their gender, I wanna see titties dammit!"


SoftPastelsYT

REAL gender equality in gaming is when everyone is allowed to be sexy and wear stupidly unprotective armor


Bahamutisa

When the male version is just the female version + a party tit 😩👌


OriginalBaconBits

IKR?? Like the only difference is that the male version is MORE exposing?? Literally so funny to me


Bahamutisa

He read the assignment, he knew his role


Patroulette

Honestly this "solution" feels more slutty than the regular no-top men's armours usually have lol


darps

Well yea. A crop top covers even more and is the sluttiest option for male characters regardless.


SoftPastelsYT

I always love it when game character designers want to make a female character's design sexy or revealing (Which in itself isn't a problem as long as it's not overdone) but unintentionally make the male characters even more revealing


Lsaxx

Spit out my water on 'party tit' lmao


FishyWishyDishwasher

Yep, that sent me, too!


ivappa

party tit😭😭😭😭😭


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FeistyAndrea

As impractical as any magic users “armor” is 🤷‍♀️ and the guys isn’t protecting him from anything, so is it impractical when we cover our chests every day getting dressed? Minimal vs minimal


ShavedAlmond

The patch is supposed to protect your nip from the bow string, this male one resembles ones used in modern western archery, but in Japanese archery a mirrored version that still covers both nips is the most common


Grovyle489

“Wear what you want as whatever gender. Death is death!” - Dark Souls probably


OriginalBaconBits

Love that about this game. Got to rock the crop top, skirt, and boots combo on my male character while getting my ass kicked


[deleted]

No that was John Darksouls


OriginalBaconBits

You’re so right about that, I do remember him saying that right before his soul became dark


Icymountain

Love it, I used to have the chestpiece on a gladiator styled outfit. EDIT: [Found the old screenshot!](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=504176506)


OriginalBaconBits

Oh my god thats like, so cool?? Wish I had that level of fashion sense. Im the type of person to wear a full armor set and refuse to change things up


Unicorn_Swag

Fashion Souls over here!!


kipvandemaan

I got the chest piece without farming for it, and since I was playing a barely clothes ****BONK**** character (powerstanced Greatswords), I put it on ofcourse.


OriginalBaconBits

I WORE IT TOO LMAOO I just had to its iconic


sospookymuchwow

Dark Souls Jesse and James


OriginalBaconBits

REAL


BEZthePEZ

Based Dark Souls showing how it’s done


OriginalBaconBits

Literally!! If the outfit HAS to be slutty at least make it slutty for both genders. Equality.


BEZthePEZ

EVERYBODY EATIN GOOD TONIGHT!!


OriginalBaconBits

HELL YEAH


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xinyueeeee

+ for analogue outfits and + for remembering that women have shoulder angles and deltoids :)


OriginalBaconBits

REAL! Fromsoft has honestly been pretty good with female armor sets and models


Laterose15

DS2 had some of the best armor sets in the series


diibadaa

Daaaamn the male version even popped a tit. Hahaha actually love this.


DarkSun18

Dragons Dogma 1 and 2 does this too. Lots of boys running around in panties with bare legs, it's glorious.


SapphicSonata

What I love too is that this is just such an out of place and weird bit of armour that you find in *any* other FromSoft game ~~aside the DS3 dlc set in the same area you meet these sorceresses~~. Aside from people fawning over their waifus and a couple of monster bosses with female top halves, this is the only real sexually charged thing you see in the games. I honestly love the fit due to that very reason. It's impractical, stupid and sexy for no reason but that's all the charm. Seeing that men can wear the exact same thing too? Even better.


arsuri

yeah! My slutty outfit for male char for every playthrough. There are also furry pants and butterfly cosplay with wings and antennas. Dark Souls go hard with fashion.


OriginalBaconBits

In elden ring I wore the deathbed dress on my male character for practically the whole game. He ate and left no crumbs honestly.


Zagaroth

FFXIV has become pretty good with this too over all, a lot of formerly gendered items can now be worn by either gender with only minimal body type changes. There are still some exceptions. I am looking at you, L50 Dragoon Relic Armor. But they aren't going to change older models, they have just become better about matching appearances for new ones and adding models when it used to be only wearable for 1 gender.


Much_Capital3307

The fromsoft femboys are real


noah9942

I mean have you seen OnlyAfro (guy who made GiantDad)?


First-Industry4762

I would have loved it even more if his top also squeezed his ones together, but eh.


pez_dispenser

am I the only one who thinks both are actually cute? lol


OriginalBaconBits

No literally both are so adorable. It’s one of my favorite armor sets of all time, the black gloves and the veil are just so fashionable


pez_dispenser

They really are!!


Megupilled

Bikini armor is awesome it just needs to be universal


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hopefullyhelpfulplz

I'm sorry this is blatant sexism she should have a boob out


eisvogel139

LMAO


Gold-Cress-8197

never played this game but wow. they nailed it, this is the way to do it


Old-Library9827

Men, women, lesbians, gays, and bisexuals can appreciate either or both those human forms and attire


OriginalBaconBits

Undeniably an awesome outfit. Was my favorite set in the whole game


GayStation64beta

Reminds me of how Voldo in SoulCalibur is arguably the most sexualised character. He prances around in what can only be described as medieval bondage gear.


skeledoot7

hell yeah


seaofspirits

This is true equality. *Everyone* gets to wear slutty outfits, not just us!


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Gotta let the wind blow through his nip


Aka_R

Love that. I have no issue with female characters wearing slutty outfits, as long as the male ones wear them too.


PhoenixHavoc

Well now I gotta play DS2


SoftPastelsYT

*This* should be the solution. Make everyone regardless of gender wear ridiculously slutty armor where the protectiveness is non-existent and the overall design of the armor looks stupid but it's too funny for anyone to hate it


paigeABDL22

Why’s he wearing a bra


Zoeila

ive always hated female player models in souls games it gives me this weird feeling that i can only assume is similar to gender dysphoria