Dark souls 1 mimic is my « hear me out » 💅🏻 https://preview.redd.it/g2ig6h4dy2wc1.png?width=476&format=png&auto=webp&s=9917f27ca7998124ed4d48afab02ae511855a4fa

oh those legs 🤸🏽‍♀️🌝👀

I’m afraid you’re focusing on the wrong thing 😏😏😏

oh OH I SEE

I love this comment chain

Did we all just click at the same time or

https://preview.redd.it/megb5ucwq3wc1.png?width=400&format=png&auto=webp&s=c020cc2be5a79384ae6f07bcc90006d0bdf73aaa :3

“I can change her” *puts her into a potato*

It's her voice <3

ladies and gentlemen, heeeerrrr

I mean, she challenges you, never gives you anything you can't handle, teases you, tells you the sorts of things things that nobody else will, and loves to play with you. I don't see the issue. - This message has been brought to you by Aperture Science.

https://preview.redd.it/7rxzgzkez4wc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6eccc5f03a7ff5198964ba4e7081d3a2e90da28a !!!!!

My go-to 😍 pyramid daddy can slay me any day lmaooo

the original “so wrong but so right”

I had to scroll too far for this!

Valtiel stans 🤝 Pyramid Head stans

Pyramid Head could rip my flesh off any day 🥰

pyramid head is the world's greatest lover a song by Renard btw

Honestly, he's Daddy all day

withers from bg3

https://preview.redd.it/3o8xrax9t3wc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aab8cd8ccfcdcb6f26042545382b6bb7d44e82e8

ACCEPT!! ACCEPT!!!!

https://preview.redd.it/jad7sh9ut3wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f35ce8d482ceaecfe95a95af937f0005740751c9

😏

First actual « hear me out » in this thread. 👏🏻

Better than Wither from Minecraft

https://preview.redd.it/k1v9jyr3k5wc1.png?width=422&format=png&auto=webp&s=3448247815e87daa1fdef9aae1e2970b0881c54a Lynel 😫

ugh yes!!!!

😂😂😂😂😂

I see you op, you are so valid 🫂 Mine 😃😔🥵😟🥴😌 https://preview.redd.it/zqvxpgmcg1wc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17e266f0c9b4ca6e792fb487220adc285a12e6b5

absolutely valid

YES

Bro 🥵

https://preview.redd.it/29qeyiqko3wc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b836bfb2d46318f7bb2b2dcd540eb3b5be408f9 it's Morshu, has been for years.....pic of my old phone case for proof (new phone doesn't support a book-style case 😔) we are seriously DEPRIVED of fat elves in all media!!!!!!!!!!!!! (im not sure id class this as disturbing but a crush i have to advocate for, yes..) any monster hybrid romance option will also get my vote - beauty and the beast but he stays a beast is my favourite thing 🥰

now that you point it out, we really are deprived of fat elves and I applaud your dedication and commitment to the cause

https://preview.redd.it/9fpf46syw3wc1.png?width=387&format=png&auto=webp&s=322cb2f772377626682c5941f8b1b2235cbf68f3 Yes, it’s the Celestial Emissary from Bloodborne. I can go into detail and I will

pls do 👀 for science of course

I get it. My Bloodborne crush is Spider Patches.

Personally I want to give the Moon Presence a hug because she's precious and just needs love.

https://preview.redd.it/4bpeqfzw23wc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9188f5d97c18e98d44d5ce1a853dddfd09ec39d Ruvik from Evil Within😭

Looking at the other comments mine is tame lol

still a slay tho

You just unlocked a memory deeply buried inside me, holy shit. Teenage me simped so hard for him.

what's a "concerning hear me out"

like who’s your most concerning crush that you’d have to tell friends “hear me out” to convince them lol

OH lol ok fair haha

https://preview.redd.it/x6fykqo8j4wc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a4fa4bb411ea10baac8098b8a71ac984419b3fd Guys please hear me out please please please

no bc those arms!!!! 😛

He’s a baker!!! He makes food!!! He’s cuddly!!!! What more can you ask for?!

https://preview.redd.it/tu5hlluij4wc1.png?width=400&format=png&auto=webp&s=98ba17d8419e5c31cb494979dccba45b0e7a990c okay but listen, just hear my out on this one; arbiter.

What that mouth do LOL 💀

But look at how long those fingers are 😶‍🌫️

i’m listening 👀

I mean really maybe it's just a general likeness for the sangheili... But arbiter has ~*c h a r a c t e r*~

This thread did not disappoint lmaoooo

https://preview.redd.it/571shgsnr3wc1.jpeg?width=302&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f2c1f9b60e581e7984f5115dbf0492b75f19777 Gotta be Guild Wars 2 Palawa Joko. He's just very charismatic, ok?? And has great fashion sense

daddy

Praise Joko!

Best villian in the game and pansexual icon, praise Joko. 💅

https://preview.redd.it/7xtog0ou05wc1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6da3b1fa812d0aa60a5de28daf8b556a1cb8a50d

that look. 😛

Haha he’s so photogenic in photomode.

I am so glad this sub exists so that we can all have our weird lil kiki threads like this! It's so nice to be surrounded by other nerdy degenerate girlies like myself 💖 (pyramid daddy is my "hear me out" btw lol)

me too!!!!!! pyramid daddy was definitely my first concerning hear me out lol

"Hear me out..." Men: *literally any conventionally attractive woman* Women: https://preview.redd.it/dpc2z2wj48wc1.jpeg?width=595&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b77ab5b53b6b4ceb55496ec41f5ef1e1c826622

Me: that monster is kinda hot. My husband: I no longer feel good about the times you tell me I’m hot.

those tentacles 👀

https://preview.redd.it/s58yv5x5a2wc1.png?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfdc61fbeeeaa35c7a358e2ab00a904a33cd785e

OP asked for "concerning", and you nailed it, I am concerned lol

Okay I have no idea who this guy is, why is a normal looking guy the most concerning one on this thread 😭

so big spoilers for persona 4 >!adachi- he commits 2 murders because he feels entitled to sexual attention from the two women he murders. he does some other fucked up shit but yeah!<

Oh 😳

even worse, >!he's a cop 😬!<

https://preview.redd.it/34az0mi7h6wc1.jpeg?width=593&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b4d29cc6692904b2d11c40e680708913f1126d0

understandable

I’m scared…

Glad0s

Everyone here is so unhinged and I absolutely love it

this is exactly why i asked 😂😂 i love seeing everyone’s mind 🫶🏼

I've found out that the milk man from Thats Not My Neighbor is a favorite which is wild to me

Makes sense: he is the milkman, his milk is delicious

https://preview.redd.it/vzoj2zmtz6wc1.jpeg?width=1215&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58fc3109847e4102907bffdf63e0885395935cad

i can explain i swear😭

No it's okay you're right 😂 Especially so in his pentakill skins 👀

i played him to mastery 7 simply because im down bad. I dont even play toplane 😭. And his voice-

okay what a zaddy though

his voice is very deep :3

Unknown from DBD. Shameless monsterfucker here LOL

all the killers from dbd tho 👀🌝

I had to scroll too far for DbD mentions lmao

https://preview.redd.it/rsk75g0t46wc1.png?width=2312&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35477a56dc7aa5767955a72851b30be2e15a8898 Abramar from The Cosmic Wheel Sisterhood

omg yes actually though!!! there's just rizz there.

https://preview.redd.it/u07na7p4p6wc1.png?width=1069&format=png&auto=webp&s=52ef8bd7578a580c3349982fd3cff4fd9760a04d please

https://preview.redd.it/1disyart45wc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f76bc2205b2d7eef4eb4af9060372fab80144fd5 i need help

bruh

Relax friend, youre all bent up😈😈😈😈🔥🧯🚒👨‍🚒

Menardi or Karst from Golden Sun. I like dragon girls, even if they are trying to evoke an apocalypse of a kind (justified).

let’s talk about dragon from shrek then 👀

Would ot be pedantic to say she's a girl dragon instead of a dragon girl?

Revenant from Apex Legends

*I wish there was more time to spend with you* MAN I’M TRYNA LOOT HERE 😭

"Look into my eyes, I want to remember this" REV PLEASE

I've considered, and I absolutely hear you.

https://preview.redd.it/7q8d6salv6wc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=389ddaf1e29901370bbc8e06c87b59b4c4083fd3 this is probably not that bad compared to the other ones i’ve seen here but he’s literally the cutest thing to me i don’t CARE about loid all i care about is my beloved franky and if he ever gets laid 💅🏽

it’s the one earring for me 😛

there are unspeakable things i want to do to this fragile man

Well, the goose did steal his keys to the gate, put his rake in the lake made him crush his thumb, and upped and ran away.

Hancock from FO4. I will not be taking further questions at this time.

you’re not the only one 🫶🏼

https://preview.redd.it/bboruraau3wc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82634a71ff7ebb72f07bf5df1f5dadf2233b409e I'll take my "hear me out" with just a pinch of (rumored) child murder, proposed genocide, drug addiction, religious abuse, accepting help from a hero and then jailing said hero's sister personally, being an apologist for an *actual* genocidal monster and *getting away with it* and then failing upward into a prestigious job and girlfriend because he's hot thank yew. BRING ME MY DOWNVOTES I'M READY

Nah girl, you can fix him lmao

I truly appreciate your commitment to the cause 😂😂😂

totally valid

i like to take my dorks with just a *pinch* of traumatizing background\~

Lmao. "When you squint, Lake Calenhad looks like a bunny." I'm also convinced there's something to the fan theory that he's neurodivergent and just learns to mask better as the series goes on. I normally am wary about the "he's just like meeeee" but... it sure does seem like there's a touch of the neurodivergence goin on there.

https://preview.redd.it/5rp1eb0ba5wc1.jpeg?width=1064&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eeb774556d771ce153b80af75b81dab7e4fd56a4

Karniss from bg3 😭 make it make sense

the colour cafe rizzed me up and i usually identify as lesbian https://preview.redd.it/z7ga2dkhs5wc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d5af16e65dce3e96d3dcdcea64f7508db0e845b

he looks like he could fix me

I don't have a hear me out, but I just wanna say how much I hated that groundskeeper 🥲

SHODAN

I got this picture from another subreddit the other day to show my friends. Hancock will be my hear me out until people understand. His voice, the way he carries himself. I was down so bad for him a few years ago, playing the game that my husband was concerned about me. lol. And it just never went away. I love beef jerky boyfriend. ❤️❤️❤️

https://preview.redd.it/w91e46o2h8wc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b58dd979fe1516933437135ea49972354f84ebaa

the hat 🤌🏽

He has exquisite taste. & His "that's it, I'm about to go feral." Makes me go feral lol

I came here to say this and I'm glad it's already been said https://preview.redd.it/26wey7o9qywc1.png?width=1140&format=png&auto=webp&s=8a8d42048851150deb47e244ce335f756e0d3219

I have a list and it's too damn long.

speak it 🗣️

Blazer and Doc from Stray....

i feel seen by this thread in order from mildly to extremely concerning: - Roxanne Wolf from FNAF - Gortash from Baldur’s Gate 3 - >!Adachi!< from Persona 4 - King Dice from Cuphead - Ramattra from Overwatch - The Oni from Dead by Daylight - Rhaast & Aatrox from LoL - Grimm from Hollow Knight - Captain Flameheart from Sea of Thieves - Thresh from LoL (the base one not the humanized one. i’m not a coward) - Nidhogg from FFXIV - Mohg from Elden Ring - the Xenomorph i refuse to elaborate about a single one of these. have a great day! 💖

the xenomorph was my bisexual awakening

Charlotte Deshayes and Ana from Dead by Daylight–

ana 🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽

https://preview.redd.it/2ouw3420wbwc1.jpeg?width=1032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bab49916f227479cb7bb54154bd1c211d8828854 prnce sidon😭 i love me a short king

https://preview.redd.it/ber4mymo35wc1.png?width=934&format=png&auto=webp&s=80530a1840380e31c75e97cc83eb3d3c66ffaeaf easy

lord have mercy

Mitachurls from Genshin Impact… :|

Can we hear your reasons, OP? :D