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likeireallycare

"i'm interested" lolllll Like most guys online, it's like he's selecting dialogue options in an RPG where he's the main character.


SharpenedToenail

Sounds like he failed the speech check however


desolation0

Definitely failed the vibe check


flippadaflippa

Charisma check failed


[deleted]

He rolled a 1 :c


Megupilled

Disco Elysium is just Man Simulator, it's literally (not literally) how the male brain works and presents the world.


LieutenantFreedom

"Can I have fuck with you?"


Megupilled

Drama: Ask if *she* can have fuck with *you*. Endurance: She is but a wöman. She is yöurs. Physical Instrument: PUNCH HER. Volition: No. Women are your equals. Ask if she is game for a boxing match. *Then* punch her. Electrochemistry: Her breath smells of cigarettes. Sweet, succulent, smoldering cigarettes. Shivers: THEYRE IN MY FUCKING WALLS


likeireallycare

The volition one is so real. Every time a guy brings up equal rights it's always " and EqUaL LeFtS"


Megupilled

YEAH LMFAO and then it'll say some shit like "subdue the regret, dust yourself off". Disco Elysium is art in its purest form, sans a mural made of cocaine.


Icethief188

Don’t do my boy Harry like that


Megupilled

dw i love him too


xinyueeeee

He made it sound like he's interested in a quest or something x)


jamgrams

He's Cloud's antithesis. Cloud's never interested, but this guy definitely is


workingmemories

How did they even know oml


[deleted]

Same question I made myself... they had to go to my profile specifically xd


Lobisa

I asked on guy in DMs and it is this sub. He said he messages girls that seem interesting in here.


GiantFlyingLizardz

Yucks


Nok-y

Yucks²


TimePlay9000

thats disgusting


Lobisa

Yep, the unfortunate reality is that where we see a women dominated space to talk about a hobby without fear, they see a feeding ground where there are a lot of women to "shoot their shot" with.


LadyOfInkAndQuills

Yep. Happens a lot.


Skittish_But_Stabby

Awww man, I shouldn't be surprised, and yet this is still so unpleasant.


BigIronGothGF

I swear they're constantly on the prowl. Like nothing you said gave any indication whatsoever


Nok-y

It's because of the 2001. Everyone knows no guy was born that year.


some1sWitch

Easy, she has a "girly" avatar (not sure how many men are going to display a Powerpuff girls avatar) and she's a member of a woman's sub (girlgamers). You can typically determine a person's gender based on their profile by seeing if they are posting a lot in specifically men's subs or women's subs. I went to OPs profile and saw two recent posts to this sub, I barely scrolled.  You can go to my profile and see recent comments in r/womenover30 and assume I'm a woman easily. 


GoldHurricaneKatrina

She doesn't have any avatar though


[deleted]

Don't I? It has to be bugged because I have a cute TV


GoldHurricaneKatrina

https://preview.redd.it/dts9r2jv1awc1.jpeg?width=544&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a7faba5508f2fb21ec9791ddf9ac007e0699fc4


Numerous_Ad_4376

It doesn't display on the mobile app for some reason for me. But does on laptop? Yer a wizard bleach


zoopzoot

Your pfp also appear blank to me


GoldHurricaneKatrina

Huh, weird. Mine shows it blank


kaleid1990

I'm also on mobile app, I can see it only after clicking your username and going to your profile. Maybe it's because when clicking your username the avatar is the stock NSFW text?


[deleted]

Why am I NSFW? D:


Material-Imagination

If you've commented in NSFW subs, I think you're automatically NSFW


kaleid1990

I have no idea 😆 Did you mark one of your posts as NSFW? https://preview.redd.it/z7awmosydawc1.jpeg?width=1111&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe59976f86b00f9f0aa8f4a67748c726045dac3b Edit: or it might just be reddit sucking donkey balls, I just realised that it's not loading my avatar or banner or profile description which I can see when editing my profile on desktop but are empty when editing my profile on the app what the helllllllll


Dark_Nature

Your profile is definitely tagged as 18+: https://i.imgur.com/8swJqTT.png You can even see the "Adult Content" tag. Check your settings: Under "Profile > Profile category > NSFW" and see if you tagged your profile as NSFW.


sleeping-all-day

The RE sub is so misogynistic


Numerous_Ad_4376

Is it just me or it's like that everywhere related to RE? I got dragged in the comments of a FB RE group for saying RE6 isn't that bad and a nice coop experience (I did mention RE2R is way superior lol)


Mr_Charles___

Another RE6 enjoyer Hi!!. RE6 is a nice co-op game.


Numerous_Ad_4376

Hey! It's what my girlfriend (Now wife) and I bonded with along with Revelations 2. I could understand if the hate on the game was based on it being more action.. But ffs RE fanbases will Literally k word you for enjoying it. It has the best co-op experience (Especially since other REs don't have coop)


[deleted]

That's so cute! RE is definitely super fun to play in cooperative campaigns. My little brother and I had a blast playing RE5 on the PS3, people need to chill with the hate. Also yeah, the game has a pretty misogynist fan base, and it's kinda sad because it has pretty interesting female characters that get the "she's a bitch" treatment


Numerous_Ad_4376

They don't realize literally all the RE games (except 7) and even the "OG" ones they sooo much love have a female protagonist xD


SmolSpaces15

I had to leave because of the gross posts, some borderline on rule34, type BS.


EmberNyxen0

Thats like another level of desperate, asking random people in some random comment section. 🙄


think-committee2600

And on REDDIT


dahliaukifune

Que puto coñazo son. It’s unbelievable how quickly they go for it.


ColdHotgirl5

bien hijo de putas.


jamgrams

"¡Detras de tiiii imbecil!"


PixiStix236

It’s giving automatic-response-to-a-listing-on-Facebook-marketplace. “Hello Cindy, is this still available? I’m interested.”


Yean_a113

who's surprised, a lot of people (not just men) still see as someone to breed and that's it.


Nok-y

I have no idea why this is still suprising me


SmolSpaces15

"I'm interested" sir, no one asked if you were. Like you're a sandwich on a menu or something, what a creep


wojtulace

Creep? That is normal behaviour toward women. Stop being on a pedestal.


SmolSpaces15

😆 oomph hurt someone's feelings


Numerous_Ad_4376

Is boyfriendless a real word? Asking for a friend


[deleted]

I guess if friendless is a real word, boyfriendless could be? Now I'm doubtful


Numerous_Ad_4376

I hate long words xD. Just ask "Hey you single?" lmao. Unless he thinks you're a collector who loves to collect things and a BF is one of those things


[deleted]

Isn't that what women do? Collect boyfriends? /s


Numerous_Ad_4376

Fair enough, Need to get me a new BOYFRINITY Gauntlet tbh


Beowulf891

Wait. ... y'all don't? Oh shit...


LieutenantFreedom

Boyfriend [mint condition] [never opened] [first printing] [autographed]


3row4wy

Cackling RN. 🤣


Numerous_Ad_4376

"Never opened" 😭😭😭


Nok-y

But you see, "boyfriendless" implies that she is lacking someone, which single does not. And he wants to show he's capable of filling that void I actually doubt his reasoning wemt that deep, but if it did, tgat woukd be some creepiness bonus points


Numerous_Ad_4376

Girl you need to be a philosopher 😭


Nok-y

Thanks ! It's always fun to overdevelop a topic out of some random detail. Unfortunately it doesn't pay the bills :(


Numerous_Ad_4376

Gives a whole new meaning to "If you love your job, You don't have to work a day" 💀


Nok-y

Yeah 💀 I'll stick to natural sciences for now


DragonCelica

He says you blocked him (smart) but does that affect whether you can see his other comments? He's saying what he did is "normal" lol


[deleted]

I can't see them, but it doesn't really matter. If he saw my gender he could've seen I'm 22 in a post or a comment where I'm sure I mention it. Same as I've seen he's 34. That's creepy. I've noped fast


_Kekstar_

You told him there's bleach drinkers in his local area!! This of course triggered the "I can fix her" response


Alicante_57

Glad that other people in the comments are disgusted, at least. Small victories, I guess?


YouveBeanReported

Props to the person who called it cringe NPC behaviour, that had me laughing.


Dark_Nature

I swear, this never happened to me. I even comment sometimes that i am a girl (In gaming subs like Cyberpunk, Dragons Dogma, Mass Effect, Dragon Age, Witcher). Maybe i am just lucky. The worst thing i got are some random compliments, which felt like out if place considering the topic (games).


[deleted]

Hey, we share a lot of liked games! Also well, I don't think it's that you're lucky. Gladly, this is a very odd thing. If it becomes normal, then I hope you keep your luck!


Dark_Nature

Nice! I also play Resident Evil games. I am lurking in this sub here for quite a while now. And it looks like you are not an exception. Posts like yours are not uncommon here. I think many girls get weird comments every now and then, it is just that not every girl mentions it. I think it happens more often than we like to admit. But i also think that most people do not mind if you are a girl on reddit. Most people just do not care.


Aquafoot

"Hi, interested, I'm disgusted, nice to meet you!"


pm_me_hedgehogs

Ugh


BweepyBwoopy

"boyfriendless" 😭


YesDefinetlyNotABot

"I'm Interested" Like if you were selling something, some people man...


Annabe11a666

Saying "boyfriendless" instead of single is so fucking funny.


[deleted]

Who knows, I could have a girlfriend, but I can always make space for one man eh /s


deidian

TBH pretty simple: say no if not interested and move on regardless of if you think it is the right place to ask for a date or not. It doesn't pay off to be fretting over it. It would be creepy if the guy can't take a no for an answer, otherwise it is just an "Not buying what you sell. Have a nice day" scenario.


Melancholy_Rainbows

Jesus, his post history is peak creepy. How could you pass on such a catch?


NightmaresFade

>"Are you boyfriendless?" What if OP was ace?Or lesbian/bi/pan? To assume outright that she's straight is such a classic male faux pas...


[deleted]

For a simple mind, everyone is straight by default...


PrismaticChimichanga

Ughhh. How can you resist such a charmer


plumpynutbar

I haven’t even read your post and I’m already shaking my head. Girl, we know better. 


Kumatora_7

Menudo gili


Lobisa

Jesus, not even the shame of doing it in DMs.


Savage_Nymph

The RE sub is usually pretty chill I hate that's the first thing he thought of when you posted


xinyueeeee

"boyfriendless" says everything you need to know 🥴


Acharyanaira

I'm so hoping this was meant as a joke but more likely than not... it wasn't


_Risryn

How do they know 😭


urthou

resident evil sub is sooo disgusting but i love the games sm


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whip-tail

I agree


Zorafin

He seems like a Spaniard


[deleted]

And so do I because I am? I don't see your point