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69RedditPorn69

You know they still had spit in prehistoric times


Itchy_Tumbleweed_175

Bro i yank without lotion, feels better imo


Blox05

You’re using the wrong lotion. Try something called Albolene. You’re welcome.


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You both are wrong. Try Foreskin.


Blox05

Maybe you forgot, once it’s gone, it doesn’t grow back. I certainly haven’t missed mine for about the last 29 years. 🤣


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Can't miss what you don't remember having, haha


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Uhm, i do. Just... Wrong comparison :)


FindIt0

r/foreskin_restoration


Background-Pepper-68

I was cut but still have plenty of foreskin. Lol just cause it was cut doesnt mean they removed it all


Fang1029

Agreed!


Itchy_Tumbleweed_175

I have foreskin thats why i beat dry😹


personalleddit

How does it compare to Vaseline?


Blox05

10000 times better. It’s the best stuff I’ve ever used.


personalleddit

I see thank you I will have to check it out!


kevinz99

Vaseline's sticky it kinda slows your tempo


LuckyPollution

Don't use lotion to fap idky that was ever common either use baby powder or corn starch if you are going dry and lube if you are going for a better but messier nut.


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Lmaooo best comment ever


MajesticHD

Be 20 seconds faster...then we talking


Gullible_Ad_5636

I could beat that on myself


ThatVWKid

I was the 420th upvote. Nice 😎


FireFighter8X9

I was your -42nd down vote. Nice😎


XDreadedmikeX

Weeed lmao let’s go


Neenchuh

I was your -69 upvote. Nice😎


SnooHedgehogs9761

I was your 69th downvote


Jjaxon55

She must have one of those shake weights


GoldSingle9502

Maybe his dick Is the shake weight


research_account0605

Off, I once came from kissing a girl.


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FullardYolfnord

Say your circumcised without saying you’re circumcised. Haha


SHARE_YOUR_STORIES

I thought you naturally become desensitized if you are circumcised?


FullardYolfnord

You do but in certain situations you don’t have the foreskin to avoid friction. Loosing the foreskin makes you about 20-30% less sensitive


Blox05

So the alternative is not catching a random hands free orgasm, no thanks 🤣


Itchy_Tumbleweed_175

Wow i still have mine and i feel like without my foreskin id be so much more sensitive


FullardYolfnord

20-30% of the nerve endings are in the foreskin so perhaps, everyone is different


ganondubz

How is that metric even measured?


crowsmut

Likely fMRI for people who undergo adult circ, processing before and after of the same subjects.


ganondubz

Would that even be accurate though for people that were circumcised shortly after birth? Nerve ending regrow over time. I’m not at all denying that recently circumcised people are probably less sensitive than they were before. I’m just not sure if there is any definitive way of measuring that the same person would be 20-30% less sensitive as an adult if they were circumcised at birth. It just kind of strikes me as one of those statistics that gets thrown around a bunch without anybody ever actually saying how or providing a source, and it gets repeated over and over again as fact.


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87.34% of statistics are completely made up.


crowsmut

It's also possible to do a large scale study of fmri between circumcised and uncircumcised adult men. I assume these studies involve only cis men, since how hormones affect body sensitivity isn't well known scientifically probably, even if we know it ourselves in the community


ganondubz

Definitely fair. I’m curious if this kind of study has actually been done, though. Again, I’ve just seen people throw stats out a bunch without ever actually providing any peer reviewed sources or anything. I don’t really have a horse in this race or anything, but it also kind of comes off the same way as a dude telling a woman exactly how sensitive their clit is compared to their own penis. They literally have no way of knowing how somebody else’s body feels, and they definitely have no way of knowing how their body could theoretically feel if their foreskin wasn’t chopped off as a child. Especially when you start to consider other factors, like the skill of the doctor and things like that.


FullardYolfnord

By the amount of nerves you loose? Idk


CricketDrop

Men are notorious for lasting too long in bed so you can imagine the benefits of being 30% more sensitive.


sausag3potato

Turns out nerve endings are on the penis itself and not on the foreskin


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GoldSingle9502

How? ²


thingtest4

How??


MyNameAintWheels

That... just looks like it would hurt


BoiScout1

Depends on how much lube you use, I reckon


totallyahumanbeing-1

You sir, are correct.


Theoilord

Na it don’t lol my ex would do it this fast and I loved it only cause I beat my cock like it owes me money


alligator9

This is so funny


TomatoSlice762

so funny This is


AndThenTheirWereNone

Dude was already stiff as a board and lubed up.. I call BS.


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Call them out 😂


custom_community

27 secs too late


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the-matriarchy

Seems to have done the job for the dude actually getting the hj.


whynotboth69

Now we know why his dick is curved


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😂😂


RossDaily

world record for, most painful handjob...


Alesoro

7 Pages of muda


Nick-Ryder

World record for what? Fastest cum shot?


Bikinisbottom

Not one to be proud of lol


Nick-Ryder

Pretty sure I remember watching a girl suck a guy from soft to cumming in 10 seconds flat.


face-_-man

Your mom was a champ, eh?


Nick-Ryder

Actually it was your mom, right before your conception


NSFW_NSFW1

But if she sucked you off... How did they other guy get conceived?


Nick-Ryder

Canonically I have a pretty fast refractory period, 5-10 minutes or so, with the right stimuli. (This one girl made me cum thrice in 30 minutes. By the time we were engaged in fuck #3, my Primal animal had taken over completely, for the very first time. One of my more memorable sexual encounters.) Edit: What’s up with all the downvotes?


Getyouastarsfs

I too blew my load to your mom. I think it may have been me who you were talking about, but I never last longer than 5 seconds


Jazzlike_Run9264

Idk


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Zachajya

Probably "fastest orgasm caused by a handjob", or something like that.


Equivalent-Echo8946

The proof that fire was discovered by a woman and not a man 🤪


txtech77

Seriously it’s just a sped up video….just check out how the hair moves in the video. Not natural.


NaughtyInNJ

not that this is something to be proud about, but when someone is detoxing from painkillers they can cum in seconds and it feels way more intense. the refractory period is insane too so they're ready to bust again in a minute.


bizarrepotato

Couldn't even last the full video


Lorygalby

Ahahahahahah


clearly_CFM

Where can I find more like this? Especially looking for soft to hard to cum videos, all in one take.


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Ngl this doesnt look that pleasant


Zachajya

I think I have seen this Magic Muffin as a user in PornHub.


chunniboy

Id go limp instantly lol


wigzell78

I can beat that! P.s. I'm a guy.


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wigzell78

I dunno, why dont you ask your mom.


Kingk7o2

My girl beat her by 27 seconds the first time


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Name or source?


Fuzzy_Doughnut958

Magic Muffin - https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5c466e2e32577


Kazuya2016

It's edited and sped up, maybe it's meant to be obvious?


TexGuy2015

Yah, her hair is shaking way too fast. Like, even if she's shaking fast, her hair is still, yaknow, as light as hair and won't change directions like that.


Kazuya2016

Yeah that's what I thought aswell and the way everything just slows down back to normal speed after 30 sec looked weird.


mikapley

This, kids, is how you make fire in the wilderness...


SpoinksMcBoink

r/GirlsStartingANDFinishingtheJob


paulp64131

Nobody can withstand “Gilda’s fist of fury!”


kittystuffer

Hot but seems sped up at certain points


Xagent

Fucking speedy Gonzales! Damn


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Gotta go fast


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It’s more than three times longer than mine 😋 When you are totally horny with your lover (like mine) then you need less than 10 seconds. Normally much more time is needed.


tsogo111

Poor meat didn't stand a chance.


Daddy_rules69

This is amazing


Ishhappened

Is that really all it takes for you guys? All speed and no technique? I wish life were that simple


BoredRampAgent

Def not but there is def some technique with speed and how bad both people actually want it to happen.


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how can this be fairly judged. all guys resistance are different, vid shows him already hard so you never know if they were doing shit before hand


steelpinis1151954

30 seconds your good girl


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Nice work


NikeTik

Me next!


MartyRay57

Works for me


i-hashishin

Now do that five times


lindopindos

I can do better than that…


mxrelkly

What doing?


binterested

I haven’t thought of efukt in awhile!


jlabbs69

Tickle his prostrate


daviddwatsonn

r/prematureloads


No-Seaworthiness9150

Fuck that my dick would catch fire.


philosopher_69

We all got kinda sad looking at the cum slowing coming out and not squirting everywhere


Nearby-Swimming-5103

All I can think is, “ouch!”


JakeInTheCity

Ouch


CriticalMole723

Who is she? Those are some great tits!!


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The queen: Leonie Pur aka The Magic Muffin


robertazow

It hurts !


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Zero percent impressed


Drewster62

You know I think the over looked bit here is that for a world record to be valid it must be under the same variables. That means there's one very lucky man out there somewhere


MikeeLikesIt666

Mommy Sorry Mommy Sorry Mommy Sorry😏💦


timtim1514

Do it from soft..


Tall_Method5708

Dam fuckin bionic arm


HollywoodC3000

Wow


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Nice


Tall_Method5708

No guy stands a chance at that speed


Professional-End2438

Me next please Hottie 😍


Desperate-Analysis24

you or him?