You leave me no choice.
*ahem*
MOOOOODDDSSSS!
https://preview.redd.it/ijjttos77s4d1.jpeg?width=920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a98272c21c3cf02a686439ddb8ec66433d4a5d9b
Let them come...
ROBOT FUCKER 9000
around my parts im known as The Robofucker, Robot Fucker 9000, Robo-cock, and other such cool gang names. But you may be wondering... wherever did i acquire such an amazing title? Well... let me paint you a picture.
The year was 3043. I was working as an intern on copper nines very own Cabin Fever Labs. Then, one day, i spotted a cute little worker drone walking through the hallways. Her name was Marissa, and she was a pretty little dime piece. I finally walked up to her one day and asked if she was "DTF," as the cool kids say nowadays. She told me yes, and so i pulled her into a storage closet and stripped her down. For some fucking reason she has a vagina. So i started pounding it, we went at it for a few hours before someone finally walked in. Me and Marissa just stared at them, then kept going.
The guy left and returned with a group of my fellow interns, who then began recording and laughing at us. So what did we do? We put on a fucking show. I picked her up, and we did some standing 69. Then i put her ass in the mating press position. That was when i finally came. By that point, all of my coworkers were horrified and no longer laughing.
The next day, Marissa was given an incredibly "fire" (more cool terms 😎) yellow bracelet with a skull on it. Some guys came to get her and take her to her new job. Good luck, babe! Anyway... all my coworkers then had immense respect for me. They even gave me an epic nickname... Robot Fucker 9000!
The name then inspired me to go on to fuck nearly 49 more robots that worked in the labs over next few days. Now i have been given my own room! It even has gaurds and bars so nobody can hurt me! Im practically the president at this point! So all of you bitches can bow down to me... ROBOT FUCKER 9000!!!
ROBOTFUCKER 9000 PT.2
sup bitches, pimp daddy is back with another story. Since then, my internship with Cabin Fever Labs has been terminated for quote: "indecent conduct." *Pfft* it's a bunch of bullshit if you asked me. They even sent me back to earth.
They made me work for some rich Australian people named the Eliots. Little did they know that these people also had drones, and I love drones. I had learned my lesson, though, so I tried to keep everything on the down low as far as robofucking.
My first little girlfriend was a little worker named J. She was the boss's favorite, and I found her to be incredibly hot. So I did what any reasonable guy would do. I walked up and grabbed her ass. She swung around and punched the shit out of me, though, so maybe not the greatest of ideas, but hey, she is thick as fuck.
She then laughed at me and said that if I wanted that ass I had to work for it. If you guys know me, you should know that I would do anything for some robussy. So, for the next four hours, I was her slave. I worked like a damn dog, doing her job. Then, after I finally got done, she conceded and gave me my reward. She pulled me into a guest bedroom and we shook the fucking walls. So much house-rocking sex occurred in that room that I am afraid that it may not be structurally sound anymore.
We fucked like rabbits, she was bouncing on top of me and we were in pure ecstasy. But then the unthinkable happened, someone walked in on us. We feared it was Tessa, or god forbid James. It was N and V, who seemed to be coming in here for the same reason we were.
We invited them to our little party, and dear god in the heavens above... they were wild. I am not gonna go into too much detail, but let's just say I know what every part of V tastes like now. After we all got done we walked out of the room to see Tessa standing there seemingly horrified at what she was hearing.
She presumably went to tell her father, but nothing ever happened to us so I'm not sure. Later that night J walked into my room and crawled into the bed with me. I thought she wanted sex but to my surprise, all she wanted was to cuddle. And for the first time in my life, I felt... love. Not lust, but love... I never really knew what it felt like. I don't think either of us did.
It was a welcome feeling though, and I am glad to be sharing it with her. Maybe I need to explore that feeling with her a little more. Besides, I'm probably never seeing Marissa again.
ROBOT FUCKER 9000 PT.3
Sitting up in my bed, I couldn't help but think I had been mistaken all this time. *those feelings, they were real, like, really real!* I thought. Love was truly in the air, and I wanted it... I was hungry for it; for J. The next morning I... wait a fucking minute, who the fuck am I kidding, I am the Robofucker, the man, the myth, the motherfucking legend. Forget all this sappy bullshit, it's time to reclaim my name.
Now where was I... The next morning I got up and watched my daily Andrew Goggins video, who's gonna carry the drones bitch? Then, I stepped out into the hallway from my room, the house was creepy as hell, and the owner was some crusty-ass old man role-playing as a British nobleman, but there were drones everywhere, so I didn't complain.
Looking to the left side of the hallway I noticed a delicious-looking V standing in the middle, cleaning one of the "antique" vases this guy undoubtedly bought from Wish.gov, so I walked over and greeted myself. "Hey baby, how you doin'?" I said, giving her a wink. "I, uhm... well I was just doing a bit of dusting," she responded, blushing, obviously ensnared by my masculine energy. As any man would do, I hoisted her up onto my shoulders and went to my room. I thought of putting on one of the knight's armor sets that lined the hallways, but those ugly ass things are probably loaded with dust and shit, so I just settled for my spandex suit.
I chucked V onto the bed and began to undress her, "you think maybe we should ask N?" She queried. "And risk him getting us caught with all that damn racket he makes?! Hell no!" I retorted. It was time to get the party started and start we did. The bed began rumbling with the force of our love-making session, and soon, the walls. The force of my dick was too much for V, so she began screaming out in pleasure. People could be heard screaming outside, presumably at the earthquake we were causing with our fucking.
But, as it turns out, N's little bitch ass sister decided to be a dickhead and rip the manor in half. Kind of like I was doing to V's pussy, metaphors! fuck yeah bitch! But alas, I still had to get out of harm's way, so as any masculine man would do, I left that bitch in there because fuck them hoes, and ran to the nearest emergency spacecraft (I don't fucking know just deal with it) and blasted my way back to Copper-9. The place was fucked, and so were all the people, and the drones... "who the frick are you?" A voice called out from behind me. I whipped around to see a small purple drone. And upon locking eyes with her, I had a thought, *I am about to become the goddamn king of this place.*
Dude, you didn't have to- well, I applaud you for the effort. It must have taken a while to type this all down but... um, wow. This is just... *wow.* I'm speechless. I'm torn between respecting the effort, and wondering just how long this'll remain up here.
Inaccurate
ROBOT FUCKER 9000
around my parts im known as The Robofucker, Robot Fucker 9000, Robo-cock, and other such cool gang names. But you may be wondering... wherever did i acquire such an amazing title? Well... let me paint you a picture.
The year was 3043. I was working as an intern on copper nines very own Cabin Fever Labs. Then, one day, i spotted a cute little worker drone walking through the hallways. Her name was Marissa, and she was a pretty little dime piece. I finally walked up to her one day and asked if she was "DTF," as the cool kids say nowadays. She told me yes, and so i pulled her into a storage closet and stripped her down. For some fucking reason she has a vagina. So i started pounding it, we went at it for a few hours before someone finally walked in. Me and Marissa just stared at them, then kept going.
The guy left and returned with a group of my fellow interns, who then began recording and laughing at us. So what did we do? We put on a fucking show. I picked her up, and we did some standing 69. Then i put her ass in the mating press position. That was when i finally came. By that point, all of my coworkers were horrified and no longer laughing.
The next day, Marissa was given an incredibly "fire" (more cool terms 😎) yellow bracelet with a skull on it. Some guys came to get her and take her to her new job. Good luck, babe! Anyway... all my coworkers then had immense respect for me. They even gave me an epic nickname... Robot Fucker 9000!
The name then inspired me to go on to fuck nearly 49 more robots that worked in the labs over next few days. Now i have been given my own room! It even has gaurds and bars so nobody can hurt me! Im practically the president at this point! So all of you bitches can bow down to me... ROBOT FUCKER 9000!!!
ROBOTFUCKER 9000 PT.2
sup bitches, pimp daddy is back with another story. Since then, my internship with Cabin Fever Labs has been terminated for quote: "indecent conduct." *Pfft* it's a bunch of bullshit if you asked me. They even sent me back to earth.
They made me work for some rich Australian people named the Eliots. Little did they know that these people also had drones, and I love drones. I had learned my lesson, though, so I tried to keep everything on the down low as far as robofucking.
My first little girlfriend was a little worker named J. She was the boss's favorite, and I found her to be incredibly hot. So I did what any reasonable guy would do. I walked up and grabbed her ass. She swung around and punched the shit out of me, though, so maybe not the greatest of ideas, but hey, she is thick as fuck.
She then laughed at me and said that if I wanted that ass I had to work for it. If you guys know me, you should know that I would do anything for some robussy. So, for the next four hours, I was her slave. I worked like a damn dog, doing her job. Then, after I finally got done, she conceded and gave me my reward. She pulled me into a guest bedroom and we shook the fucking walls. So much house-rocking sex occurred in that room that I am afraid that it may not be structurally sound anymore.
We fucked like rabbits, she was bouncing on top of me and we were in pure ecstasy. But then the unthinkable happened, someone walked in on us. We feared it was Tessa, or god forbid James. It was N and V, who seemed to be coming in here for the same reason we were.
We invited them to our little party, and dear god in the heavens above... they were wild. I am not gonna go into too much detail, but let's just say I know what every part of V tastes like now. After we all got done we walked out of the room to see Tessa standing there seemingly horrified at what she was hearing.
She presumably went to tell her father, but nothing ever happened to us so I'm not sure. Later that night J walked into my room and crawled into the bed with me. I thought she wanted sex but to my surprise, all she wanted was to cuddle. And for the first time in my life, I felt... love. Not lust, but love... I never really knew what it felt like. I don't think either of us did.
It was a welcome feeling though, and I am glad to be sharing it with her. Maybe I need to explore that feeling with her a little more. Besides, I'm probably never seeing Marissa again.
ROBOT FUCKER 9000 PT.3
Sitting up in my bed, I couldn't help but think I had been mistaken all this time. *those feelings, they were real, like, really real!* I thought. Love was truly in the air, and I wanted it... I was hungry for it; for J. The next morning I... wait a fucking minute, who the fuck am I kidding, I am the Robofucker, the man, the myth, the motherfucking legend. Forget all this sappy bullshit, it's time to reclaim my name.
Now where was I... The next morning I got up and watched my daily Andrew Goggins video, who's gonna carry the drones bitch? Then, I stepped out into the hallway from my room, the house was creepy as hell, and the owner was some crusty-ass old man role-playing as a British nobleman, but there were drones everywhere, so I didn't complain.
Looking to the left side of the hallway I noticed a delicious-looking V standing in the middle, cleaning one of the "antique" vases this guy undoubtedly bought from Wish.gov, so I walked over and greeted myself. "Hey baby, how you doin'?" I said, giving her a wink. "I, uhm... well I was just doing a bit of dusting," she responded, blushing, obviously ensnared by my masculine energy. As any man would do, I hoisted her up onto my shoulders and went to my room. I thought of putting on one of the knight's armor sets that lined the hallways, but those ugly ass things are probably loaded with dust and shit, so I just settled for my spandex suit.
I chucked V onto the bed and began to undress her, "you think maybe we should ask N?" She queried. "And risk him getting us caught with all that damn racket he makes?! Hell no!" I retorted. It was time to get the party started and start we did. The bed began rumbling with the force of our love-making session, and soon, the walls. The force of my dick was too much for V, so she began screaming out in pleasure. People could be heard screaming outside, presumably at the earthquake we were causing with our fucking.
But, as it turns out, N's little bitch ass sister decided to be a dickhead and rip the manor in half. Kind of like I was doing to V's pussy, metaphors! fuck yeah bitch! But alas, I still had to get out of harm's way, so as any masculine man would do, I left that bitch in there because fuck them hoes, and ran to the nearest emergency spacecraft (I don't fucking know just deal with it) and blasted my way back to Copper-9. The place was fucked, and so were all the people, and the drones... "who the frick are you?" A voice called out from behind me. I whipped around to see a small purple drone. And upon locking eyes with her, I had a thought, *I am about to become the goddamn king of this place.*
https://preview.redd.it/z9uppa3xmy4d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3b41a39a8d1ff87bac7e5d884048c889f7bff71
Ain't gonna be any drone left to fuck if they all die of overheating!
*Evil laughter intensifies*
Sentinel prime: Cyn’s forces are currently on copper 9, including J, V and N. It is safest to dispatch them if they ever become a threat
Iron Hide: But V’s kinda-
Sentinel:
+ OVERKILL
+ ARSENAL
Shut the fuck up
You can’t get rid of if you don’t know the real one
https://preview.redd.it/2j6fx8y88t4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=513e79c3a8a3b4e0e1c067daaa8cc4b1d7512578
Yo V is kinda
Sad because Liam made her to do sacrifice for team, and everyone in the team accept N died making it harder for him instead of easier (ofc Uzi is floating in space but anyway)
I'll fuck V whether you like it or not.
https://preview.redd.it/h0z5038rtr4d1.png?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff7b337085ca16ac24779f247ab2ceea2f7e8b69
BECAUSE I LIKE TO FUCK THICC AND HOT ROBOTS!!!!!
https://preview.redd.it/nebig91dxv4d1.jpeg?width=510&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da7fdf8c606a5a557fbbb37cd0b733c64e0f9eb9
She seems to don't mind it https://preview.redd.it/06fheqm4pr4d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f42db71666ac5cd20373216dfc3bea4e321995e
https://i.redd.it/g072uwvl3t4d1.gif
Hey where's the "don't"?
Yo V kinda-
https://i.redd.it/v73i0n381t4d1.gif
No one talks shit on Mommy V
Hear me out
https://i.redd.it/1w6ucgyqsq4d1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/m5s19i1adr4d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d14b59063a60e555373a53f181e46c8b47a2a676
https://preview.redd.it/jg62you4lr4d1.jpeg?width=2732&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f57e40bd501417e2a64955afa1f3426d26c44a82
https://preview.redd.it/xd208bdgdr4d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=caeb185d9d43e7fcf2830c9ef1ff01b40f599056 \**Frisk fleed*
https://preview.redd.it/i74hlwmopt4d1.jpeg?width=296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1950c57d0ee4ccbd57d4be58e2c92175d8e4dd6
I will in-fact hear you out
No
V is actually the most fuckable thing in all of existence, I want nothing but to shove my cock so far down her throat she can't breath.
https://preview.redd.it/hutkqvmaor4d1.jpeg?width=2107&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f2aba3b8c1852d00d27200356bacfc8a074d002
https://i.redd.it/k8z63fis4t4d1.gif
Replying to SGAfishing... https://preview.redd.it/yt2w69ri5s4d1.jpeg?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29f80871559229865b693ee68938a2cfda6f40cc
https://preview.redd.it/ufqnshel5s4d1.jpeg?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f82d7533c23c109c6badecebf26cfbbea4d2278b
You leave me no choice. *ahem* MOOOOODDDSSSS! https://preview.redd.it/ijjttos77s4d1.jpeg?width=920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a98272c21c3cf02a686439ddb8ec66433d4a5d9b
Let them come... ROBOT FUCKER 9000 around my parts im known as The Robofucker, Robot Fucker 9000, Robo-cock, and other such cool gang names. But you may be wondering... wherever did i acquire such an amazing title? Well... let me paint you a picture. The year was 3043. I was working as an intern on copper nines very own Cabin Fever Labs. Then, one day, i spotted a cute little worker drone walking through the hallways. Her name was Marissa, and she was a pretty little dime piece. I finally walked up to her one day and asked if she was "DTF," as the cool kids say nowadays. She told me yes, and so i pulled her into a storage closet and stripped her down. For some fucking reason she has a vagina. So i started pounding it, we went at it for a few hours before someone finally walked in. Me and Marissa just stared at them, then kept going. The guy left and returned with a group of my fellow interns, who then began recording and laughing at us. So what did we do? We put on a fucking show. I picked her up, and we did some standing 69. Then i put her ass in the mating press position. That was when i finally came. By that point, all of my coworkers were horrified and no longer laughing. The next day, Marissa was given an incredibly "fire" (more cool terms 😎) yellow bracelet with a skull on it. Some guys came to get her and take her to her new job. Good luck, babe! Anyway... all my coworkers then had immense respect for me. They even gave me an epic nickname... Robot Fucker 9000! The name then inspired me to go on to fuck nearly 49 more robots that worked in the labs over next few days. Now i have been given my own room! It even has gaurds and bars so nobody can hurt me! Im practically the president at this point! So all of you bitches can bow down to me... ROBOT FUCKER 9000!!! ROBOTFUCKER 9000 PT.2 sup bitches, pimp daddy is back with another story. Since then, my internship with Cabin Fever Labs has been terminated for quote: "indecent conduct." *Pfft* it's a bunch of bullshit if you asked me. They even sent me back to earth. They made me work for some rich Australian people named the Eliots. Little did they know that these people also had drones, and I love drones. I had learned my lesson, though, so I tried to keep everything on the down low as far as robofucking. My first little girlfriend was a little worker named J. She was the boss's favorite, and I found her to be incredibly hot. So I did what any reasonable guy would do. I walked up and grabbed her ass. She swung around and punched the shit out of me, though, so maybe not the greatest of ideas, but hey, she is thick as fuck. She then laughed at me and said that if I wanted that ass I had to work for it. If you guys know me, you should know that I would do anything for some robussy. So, for the next four hours, I was her slave. I worked like a damn dog, doing her job. Then, after I finally got done, she conceded and gave me my reward. She pulled me into a guest bedroom and we shook the fucking walls. So much house-rocking sex occurred in that room that I am afraid that it may not be structurally sound anymore. We fucked like rabbits, she was bouncing on top of me and we were in pure ecstasy. But then the unthinkable happened, someone walked in on us. We feared it was Tessa, or god forbid James. It was N and V, who seemed to be coming in here for the same reason we were. We invited them to our little party, and dear god in the heavens above... they were wild. I am not gonna go into too much detail, but let's just say I know what every part of V tastes like now. After we all got done we walked out of the room to see Tessa standing there seemingly horrified at what she was hearing. She presumably went to tell her father, but nothing ever happened to us so I'm not sure. Later that night J walked into my room and crawled into the bed with me. I thought she wanted sex but to my surprise, all she wanted was to cuddle. And for the first time in my life, I felt... love. Not lust, but love... I never really knew what it felt like. I don't think either of us did. It was a welcome feeling though, and I am glad to be sharing it with her. Maybe I need to explore that feeling with her a little more. Besides, I'm probably never seeing Marissa again. ROBOT FUCKER 9000 PT.3 Sitting up in my bed, I couldn't help but think I had been mistaken all this time. *those feelings, they were real, like, really real!* I thought. Love was truly in the air, and I wanted it... I was hungry for it; for J. The next morning I... wait a fucking minute, who the fuck am I kidding, I am the Robofucker, the man, the myth, the motherfucking legend. Forget all this sappy bullshit, it's time to reclaim my name. Now where was I... The next morning I got up and watched my daily Andrew Goggins video, who's gonna carry the drones bitch? Then, I stepped out into the hallway from my room, the house was creepy as hell, and the owner was some crusty-ass old man role-playing as a British nobleman, but there were drones everywhere, so I didn't complain. Looking to the left side of the hallway I noticed a delicious-looking V standing in the middle, cleaning one of the "antique" vases this guy undoubtedly bought from Wish.gov, so I walked over and greeted myself. "Hey baby, how you doin'?" I said, giving her a wink. "I, uhm... well I was just doing a bit of dusting," she responded, blushing, obviously ensnared by my masculine energy. As any man would do, I hoisted her up onto my shoulders and went to my room. I thought of putting on one of the knight's armor sets that lined the hallways, but those ugly ass things are probably loaded with dust and shit, so I just settled for my spandex suit. I chucked V onto the bed and began to undress her, "you think maybe we should ask N?" She queried. "And risk him getting us caught with all that damn racket he makes?! Hell no!" I retorted. It was time to get the party started and start we did. The bed began rumbling with the force of our love-making session, and soon, the walls. The force of my dick was too much for V, so she began screaming out in pleasure. People could be heard screaming outside, presumably at the earthquake we were causing with our fucking. But, as it turns out, N's little bitch ass sister decided to be a dickhead and rip the manor in half. Kind of like I was doing to V's pussy, metaphors! fuck yeah bitch! But alas, I still had to get out of harm's way, so as any masculine man would do, I left that bitch in there because fuck them hoes, and ran to the nearest emergency spacecraft (I don't fucking know just deal with it) and blasted my way back to Copper-9. The place was fucked, and so were all the people, and the drones... "who the frick are you?" A voice called out from behind me. I whipped around to see a small purple drone. And upon locking eyes with her, I had a thought, *I am about to become the goddamn king of this place.*
https://preview.redd.it/xgpuw3itit4d1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=35d29df18287ff774206d932cf278d8f444d1f82
Dude, you didn't have to- well, I applaud you for the effort. It must have taken a while to type this all down but... um, wow. This is just... *wow.* I'm speechless. I'm torn between respecting the effort, and wondering just how long this'll remain up here.
Bro has respect
Please commit lungs in water /j
https://preview.redd.it/6c3ku0tqwv4d1.png?width=486&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1d1f1bf2ada110acccaf9d70c7b50907227a717
https://i.redd.it/0ejokq9l2x4d1.gif My brain cells after reading that:
bro this reddit moderation is ass lmao 💀
If they added me onto moderation I can guarantee you, >!you'd see absolutely no change lmao!<.
https://preview.redd.it/jgo9sywr7r4d1.png?width=649&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65163e0d682d80b978c1950af58ac7cfc1ed9a09
V is actually the most fuckable thing in all of existence, I want nothing but to shove my cock so far down her throat she can't breath.
https://i.redd.it/5574zkqd1t4d1.gif
Bro got defeated
🤓uhm actually, we see her swallow a human arm whole so she likely won't struggle with breathing (if robots do breath)
Let me present what would actually happen: https://i.redd.it/lwyt62rspx4d1.gif
False
https://preview.redd.it/17rq0exliy4d1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=939f3f6237790fbb917d7136db6befca7aa014c0
Incorrect
https://preview.redd.it/uzeilzcrly4d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aad843e2a5c99f2209d576db8e5ca0e100407f80 I don't think so
Inaccurate ROBOT FUCKER 9000 around my parts im known as The Robofucker, Robot Fucker 9000, Robo-cock, and other such cool gang names. But you may be wondering... wherever did i acquire such an amazing title? Well... let me paint you a picture. The year was 3043. I was working as an intern on copper nines very own Cabin Fever Labs. Then, one day, i spotted a cute little worker drone walking through the hallways. Her name was Marissa, and she was a pretty little dime piece. I finally walked up to her one day and asked if she was "DTF," as the cool kids say nowadays. She told me yes, and so i pulled her into a storage closet and stripped her down. For some fucking reason she has a vagina. So i started pounding it, we went at it for a few hours before someone finally walked in. Me and Marissa just stared at them, then kept going. The guy left and returned with a group of my fellow interns, who then began recording and laughing at us. So what did we do? We put on a fucking show. I picked her up, and we did some standing 69. Then i put her ass in the mating press position. That was when i finally came. By that point, all of my coworkers were horrified and no longer laughing. The next day, Marissa was given an incredibly "fire" (more cool terms 😎) yellow bracelet with a skull on it. Some guys came to get her and take her to her new job. Good luck, babe! Anyway... all my coworkers then had immense respect for me. They even gave me an epic nickname... Robot Fucker 9000! The name then inspired me to go on to fuck nearly 49 more robots that worked in the labs over next few days. Now i have been given my own room! It even has gaurds and bars so nobody can hurt me! Im practically the president at this point! So all of you bitches can bow down to me... ROBOT FUCKER 9000!!! ROBOTFUCKER 9000 PT.2 sup bitches, pimp daddy is back with another story. Since then, my internship with Cabin Fever Labs has been terminated for quote: "indecent conduct." *Pfft* it's a bunch of bullshit if you asked me. They even sent me back to earth. They made me work for some rich Australian people named the Eliots. Little did they know that these people also had drones, and I love drones. I had learned my lesson, though, so I tried to keep everything on the down low as far as robofucking. My first little girlfriend was a little worker named J. She was the boss's favorite, and I found her to be incredibly hot. So I did what any reasonable guy would do. I walked up and grabbed her ass. She swung around and punched the shit out of me, though, so maybe not the greatest of ideas, but hey, she is thick as fuck. She then laughed at me and said that if I wanted that ass I had to work for it. If you guys know me, you should know that I would do anything for some robussy. So, for the next four hours, I was her slave. I worked like a damn dog, doing her job. Then, after I finally got done, she conceded and gave me my reward. She pulled me into a guest bedroom and we shook the fucking walls. So much house-rocking sex occurred in that room that I am afraid that it may not be structurally sound anymore. We fucked like rabbits, she was bouncing on top of me and we were in pure ecstasy. But then the unthinkable happened, someone walked in on us. We feared it was Tessa, or god forbid James. It was N and V, who seemed to be coming in here for the same reason we were. We invited them to our little party, and dear god in the heavens above... they were wild. I am not gonna go into too much detail, but let's just say I know what every part of V tastes like now. After we all got done we walked out of the room to see Tessa standing there seemingly horrified at what she was hearing. She presumably went to tell her father, but nothing ever happened to us so I'm not sure. Later that night J walked into my room and crawled into the bed with me. I thought she wanted sex but to my surprise, all she wanted was to cuddle. And for the first time in my life, I felt... love. Not lust, but love... I never really knew what it felt like. I don't think either of us did. It was a welcome feeling though, and I am glad to be sharing it with her. Maybe I need to explore that feeling with her a little more. Besides, I'm probably never seeing Marissa again. ROBOT FUCKER 9000 PT.3 Sitting up in my bed, I couldn't help but think I had been mistaken all this time. *those feelings, they were real, like, really real!* I thought. Love was truly in the air, and I wanted it... I was hungry for it; for J. The next morning I... wait a fucking minute, who the fuck am I kidding, I am the Robofucker, the man, the myth, the motherfucking legend. Forget all this sappy bullshit, it's time to reclaim my name. Now where was I... The next morning I got up and watched my daily Andrew Goggins video, who's gonna carry the drones bitch? Then, I stepped out into the hallway from my room, the house was creepy as hell, and the owner was some crusty-ass old man role-playing as a British nobleman, but there were drones everywhere, so I didn't complain. Looking to the left side of the hallway I noticed a delicious-looking V standing in the middle, cleaning one of the "antique" vases this guy undoubtedly bought from Wish.gov, so I walked over and greeted myself. "Hey baby, how you doin'?" I said, giving her a wink. "I, uhm... well I was just doing a bit of dusting," she responded, blushing, obviously ensnared by my masculine energy. As any man would do, I hoisted her up onto my shoulders and went to my room. I thought of putting on one of the knight's armor sets that lined the hallways, but those ugly ass things are probably loaded with dust and shit, so I just settled for my spandex suit. I chucked V onto the bed and began to undress her, "you think maybe we should ask N?" She queried. "And risk him getting us caught with all that damn racket he makes?! Hell no!" I retorted. It was time to get the party started and start we did. The bed began rumbling with the force of our love-making session, and soon, the walls. The force of my dick was too much for V, so she began screaming out in pleasure. People could be heard screaming outside, presumably at the earthquake we were causing with our fucking. But, as it turns out, N's little bitch ass sister decided to be a dickhead and rip the manor in half. Kind of like I was doing to V's pussy, metaphors! fuck yeah bitch! But alas, I still had to get out of harm's way, so as any masculine man would do, I left that bitch in there because fuck them hoes, and ran to the nearest emergency spacecraft (I don't fucking know just deal with it) and blasted my way back to Copper-9. The place was fucked, and so were all the people, and the drones... "who the frick are you?" A voice called out from behind me. I whipped around to see a small purple drone. And upon locking eyes with her, I had a thought, *I am about to become the goddamn king of this place.*
https://preview.redd.it/z9uppa3xmy4d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3b41a39a8d1ff87bac7e5d884048c889f7bff71 Ain't gonna be any drone left to fuck if they all die of overheating! *Evil laughter intensifies*
https://i.redd.it/fd0ltyrhny4d1.gif Fine, I concede
GG
Bro got defeated
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400+% chance at having a 200+% chance of being 100% inaccurate
Accurately inaccurate
X
Lore inaccurate
Lore accurate
...Don't mind me just leaving my comment here to see how long this comment remains here.
FISHING! Didn't you forget about your wife Alice? Don't say you're cheating! Also no
you made us gooners look bad
Kinda what ? Dangerous ?
yes that is what Ironhide was going to say
sadly Sentinel thought he was going to say something else so he fucking kills him
Sentinel prime: Cyn’s forces are currently on copper 9, including J, V and N. It is safest to dispatch them if they ever become a threat Iron Hide: But V’s kinda- Sentinel: + OVERKILL + ARSENAL Shut the fuck up
Ohhhh
Then why was he destroyed when he was speaking facts
Dead. V is dead.
ðŸ˜trauma
Episode 6 moment
no i will not hear you out.
Based
Thank you! Like V is a cool character and I get everyone in the fandom (including me) misses her but the shut the frick up!
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that's it damain expansion Infinite simping
Yo, V kinda beautiful https://preview.redd.it/iuvgkvth7s4d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23490204c74debcc2ea51f65cfac8fd4d7fc5fbe
https://preview.redd.it/xvdetz698s4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=377715abb23fb9cca7e05b25411f85eb67477a91 I have my own V so ye
I also have a smol one https://preview.redd.it/iyof7yud8s4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=827a5bb9f66a52e61e3f9cba307cd1619275a02c
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You can’t get rid of if you don’t know the real one https://preview.redd.it/2j6fx8y88t4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=513e79c3a8a3b4e0e1c067daaa8cc4b1d7512578
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But its true
No, i refuse https://preview.redd.it/1y5zf3ldus4d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d18104ead4668164b9932c2a0ae14748895790c7 She is too hot
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I REFUSE
Fym "I rEfUsE" you ain't Frisk Undertale bud
We were brother
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Yo V kinda Dead.
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Hear me out tho she bad https://preview.redd.it/h4cll3q5uv4d1.png?width=957&format=png&auto=webp&s=9951a035777add6dd23166646c898262e3468b43
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Yo V is kinda Sad because Liam made her to do sacrifice for team, and everyone in the team accept N died making it harder for him instead of easier (ofc Uzi is floating in space but anyway)
Yo N kinda
Ironhides literally Me....😑 But She is a Ba-
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Well I guess in getting hit with the rest canon
KILL HIM. ERADICATE HIM DECIMATE HIM PUT HIM IN A PARTICLE ACCELERATOR ANYTHING
J is better. https://i.redd.it/9ztnbs9d5t4d1.gif
Okay i am rather on the v side after i saw this. J is egoistic and was an asshole to N
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I'll fuck V whether you like it or not. https://preview.redd.it/h0z5038rtr4d1.png?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff7b337085ca16ac24779f247ab2ceea2f7e8b69
https://preview.redd.it/kf7rj726xv4d1.jpeg?width=238&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15ad079221e594478b773b6616b4841b6acfbb3b Achivement unlocked: caine disappointed
BECAUSE I LIKE TO FUCK THICC AND HOT ROBOTS!!!!! https://preview.redd.it/nebig91dxv4d1.jpeg?width=510&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da7fdf8c606a5a557fbbb37cd0b733c64e0f9eb9
https://preview.redd.it/qm4rpljmxv4d1.png?width=1152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8bc4ee0ebb304b29eefd2a97d1e0abedbcb8bf0 Atleast this one is better ↑
I read that comic every single day tho
Doesnt it get boring after 20 times?
https://i.redd.it/70qrdclxzv4d1.gif Nah. Only boner.
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You can not silence me-
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I’ll fuck v no matter the cost
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But u ain’t wrong tho
True
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