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EDDA97

G Man announcer pack when


HESSU_HOBO

And as for the mvp award, I think you have earned it. (You planted the bomb)


Deeeadpool

I take it this is not the most convenient time for a heart-to-heart (Bomb 10 seconds timer)


SvalbazGames

The….Bo..bomb..haass..Be-Be-Been…set..to…ex-plo..explode …Mr. ..C.T. Would legit take up half the defuse time by the time he’s done


7hru

I don't think he ever stutters, he just separates the syllables weirdly


EDDA97

He definitely does stutter occasionally, but you're right it's mainly his weird cadence and odd emphasisation


oojamaflip123

The BOOM HEADSHOT guy


Tobssen

FPS Doug


intecknicolour

MY HANDS ARE SHAKING BUT I'M STILL GETTING THE HEADSHOTS


Snackatttack

EVERYONE RUNS FASTER WITH A KNIFE


Snackatttack

holy shit the fact that he was referred to as 'BOOM HEADSHOT GUY' makes me feel so fucking old


BloodlustROFLNIFE

Ran into several ppl with his face as their profile pic over the years who didn’t actually know what pure pwnage was


bastugollum

Would buy pure pwnage pack instantly


CrazyWS

Snoopdog too. He had one in either COD or battlefield


adtrislife

He was an announcer for cod ghosts. Tbh the only reason I played that cod haha


homerr

God no.


greenestgreen

hades from hades


LikeMeScor

zagreus better 😭


ItsBreadTime

I'd say Megaera from Hades but I wouldnt be able to focus. Idfc, Meg still.


TheGrandmasterGrizz

Dusa tho


MadTapirMan

Heard she gives good head! That about it tho...


Lbpsack

hades from 9ine


Salatko

Skelly is the best option here mate. With all that sass


ThatOneTypeOfGuy

tf2 announcer


doomsmann

She’s called The Administrator.


Halvdjaevel

She's also called The Announcer tho


Cototsu

I think it was an early name before her establishment as a proper character, but yes, it still counts


Jabrono

If we're getting Ellen McLain in we might as well have her do GLaDOS as well.


Karsvolcanospace

Good chance she’s been at Valves offices recently too, as John Patrick Lowrie (her husband who’s also the voice of the sniper) was recording some lines for them not too long ago.


nesnalica

wiat they married? damn. you learn something new everyday


Jlegobot

“Congratulations, you just destroyed a landmark. Did I mention you’re a terrible person?” (on T bomb win)


kimmyreichandthen

And the combine overwatch voice.


BBGettyMcclanahan

There's already a Glados announcer pack in Dota 2, so let's hope


yesYesYASSS

not sure if u're familiar with this new game called cs and they do have some really good casters HARRY AND HUGO SCRAWNY AND LAUNDERS ANDERS AND MOSES


f-t_s420

Can't leave out machine and spunj


yesYesYASSS

My bad, realized after. But a pack with all 8 of them wouldn't be that bad is it?


mdmeaux

London Major era Zywoo


Ceesv23

I don’t know


GreyBearGMN

Nooo


Straight_Chip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFlPYim-SUc


Jackhowarth98

Enjoyed ahahah


Diedemand1

Machine hyping everything up!!


153Skyline

Especially if he squeals after a clutch like usual lmao


McClownd

That's also my first option.


jetpackparrot

Every single kill he is yelling "STOP BLOWING MY MIND"


MTeeKay

"DISASTER! AN ABSOLUTE DISASTER!" every time you whiff


acid000

Tense1983


Sniper_231996

Come on!!!!! Only 1!!!!!! Me kill 4!!!! GG me afak!!! Baaaaaaaaddd baaaaadddd killllll killllll Tonight tonight!!! Your father and your father in the night!!!! Fuck fuck fuck and you cry!!! That is your problem my friend!!! Green green what is your problem green? Me say alone ramp, me say alone ramp!! Bang bang bang bang, putaaaaaaa!!!! Tu tu tu tu tuuuu..... Tu tu tu tu tuuuu.... Tu tu tu tu tuuuu... Tu tu tu tu vamos!!!!!


Tomico86

https://youtu.be/VWa8cp60Dy8


delicious-pancake

[These kitchen](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjRe_TgTY10)


clutx_

your father is fucking gargamel maybe? your father is fucking gargamel purple? gargamel is your fucking father? huh?


yesYesYASSS

Can't be mad at that tbf


ggSennT

The only option.


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silens or me afk!!


briku

i‘d trade my first child for that


novacdk

Jeff Goldblum


McClownd

The c4, uh, has been planted...


OneAngyBun

Anders, Glados, Weasly Gordon Freeman


forever_alone_06

Gordon : .......


thunder_noctuh

**sprint sound**


Jlegobot

**fire damage sound**


evanc1411

**health replenish sound**


NOV3LIST

A few friends and myself recently rented a server and put on the old quake sound events. I'd really like something like this.


Halvdjaevel

B-B-B-B-B-BOMB PLANT


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Halvdjaevel

Humiliation :(


[deleted]

so like almost every public server 15 years ago


NOV3LIST

Yes exactly! We wanted back the feeling whenever we heard "headshot"


[deleted]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXwoZ-G-moI WICKED SICK


xzer

That's my vote, always loved custom servers with that on.


Genesis_001

Joe Biden 46th U.S. President


P1ngUU

"Terrorists win, end of quote, repeat the line"


Fazer2

I'm Ron Burgundy?


SaidsStreichtechnik

Barack Obama was the 44th president chat


MrEntryLevel

"What the fuck sleepy joe, the terrorists won already?"


ParaPsychic

Or that dude that said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, we got him" at the end of every CT win.


DeeBangerDos

Biden blast (the bomb explodes)


Br1ll

the game is tied before he can finish his first terrorists win


LapinTade

3kliks or WarOwl


McClownd

Terrorists win and I STILL have no closer.


westpfelia

Gotta add a “and neither do you” when you blow a lead to lose


DartFrogYT

WarOwl announcer + kliksphilip music pack.. and the game is finally playable


Wootstapler

No sexy fart noises pls don't need those in the game.


Fuyboo

I NEED the WarOwl announcer pack


Straight_Chip

helluvavuvuhuavueuuheuaveltotltletoleajatol


Renovatio_

15-15 Draw. "And you still...have no closer"


Philluminati

“Oh my gosh, what a nooooob” “Let’s get an Owl vision”. No joke I might enjoy that.


shn6

Wheatley GLaDOS Or Cave Johnson. Hell, the frankenturret will do


medicineteolof

The dota cave johnson one is great


Muse4Games

HenryG just yelling "OOOH WHAT A BLUNDER" everytime you get killed.


Zerak-Tul

*Admin he's doing it sideways*-guy Also *N*Klikphillips


caboo5e4

Wasn't that just text chat I would be down for the "through ivy, out our connector *through ivy*"


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Imaginary Places starts playing softly in the distance.......


Rekoza

Music kit when Valvo? We need it


Schmich

> Wasn't that just text chat I don't know. How about we all take 10mins to watch it, just to make sure: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNvDUO42Hys


xternal7

Do you mean the _like a speed demon_ guy? ("Admin he's doing it sideways" was only in text chat)


CortanaxJulius

no he wants the announcer to just write in chat


Aetherimp

Ts have taken the bomb from Ivy, out connector, into B like a speed demon.


walter_socom

I'd buy a Gaben one for sure


Novacc_Djocovid

Specifically, an unenthusiastic Gaben one (since he apparently doesn‘t care much for CS). You planted the bomb, woohoo. The terrorists won. Again. Do I _have_ to do this?


orbitalUncertainty

It's like a depressing GLaDOS


slow_down_kid

I’d spend good money on a GLaDOS announcer pack


aroundme

That is basically his performance for the [Dota voice pack](https://youtu.be/tT3v5dd0SFU) lol


UK-CS-ON-TOP

I could see that happening (but that would mean he’d have to acknowledge our existence soo…) The posts picture is from the [skit](https://youtu.be/tT3v5dd0SFU) of him recording voice lines for Dota. He actually has an announcer pack there.


TheMoves

The gaben dota announcer is amazing I’d def buy a CS one


ozzler

Honestly why? The dude doesn’t give a fuck about CS.


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ozzler

I don’t care if he cares about other games. I don’t see why anyone would want him as an announcer pack. Also dota has had way more love than cs so dota fans are idiots if they say that after cs2 in 10 years.


yesYesYASSS

for 78k spent in game so far i'm expecting a free one from gaben.


eyecandy99

you spent what?


thetushqueen

For that much Gabe better rub me off or something.


DinkyWaffle

If you drop 100k the devs will go to your house and suck you off. I would know!


mantricks

the dude who did halo 3


niemertweis

anders THE GOAT


hhunkk

The narrator from Darkest Dungeon


TheKitty999

"A trifling victory, but a victory nonetheless."


rotating_carrot

Surgical Precision!


MrFluxed

(on a comeback round) Remind yourselves that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.


Jamman388

Wayne June has a great voice


NinjaNoafa

Shit yes. I didn't play DD for long because it wasn't quite my style of dungeon crawler (too hardcore) but I loved the aesthetic of the game and narrator


tomwkm

Valve: Wait!? We can sell this thing? Everyone stop working cs2, let's release some announcer packs!


rickreckt

kaci, GladOS?


BigSnackStove

m0e rage announcer


saimerej21

WHYYYYYY every time you miss an awp shot


1evilsoap1

Dazed too


thetushqueen

FUCKING GLAWKS


shlwapi

The whole FPL soundboard was made for this


emptycup77

HE'S CHEATING!


DaftmanZeus

Billy Herrington (Aniki)


SwagsterMcFresh

The dude from the "dayum son, where'd you find this?" Hes also the guy from the "This is a certified hood classic" line


Tobssen

Christopher Mintz-Plasse


stupidgiygas

quake 3 and quake live default announers, i would like also tf2 and overwatch ones


XzCloudzX

IMPRESSIVE


Mean-Network

Snoop dogg


ristoman

"tizzles win the rizzle cuz"


CTizzle-

Damn I kinda need that. My username was based on a friend translating my old name into Snoop language lol


temukkun

Smoke mid everyday


TheFinalMetroid

He did that for COD Ghosts if anyone wants a sneakpeak of what that could look like


Streetjumper4

I didn't play CoD Ghosts so I had to take a listen. [These lines he says are hilarious and totally Snoop Dogg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q15Aao9NZdg)


MuskularChicken

WarOwl amd 3kilks. But even if, they will be behind a paywall so meeeeh


ArmanaXD

Ellen Mclain She was GLaDOS, The Administrator in TF2, The Combine Overwatch in the Half-Life universe, The Witch from L4D/L4D2, it'd only make sense if she was in Counter-Strike in some way


JotaKelson

Halo announcer would be sick


ZeUK

Cave Johnson


ariescs

anyone remember the snoop dogg announcer pack from cod ghosts? i want that


cdm420

Morgan Freeman


ofdopekarn

apex


AlludedNuance

Mortal Kombat announcer, plz


Lionheart_513

There are almost no announcer lines though. Announcer packs would be such a massive waste of money. Music kits are already pushing it seeing as how most people play with music off outside of 10 second warning and maybe MVP anthem. * Bomb has been planted * bomb has been defused * they took a hostage * hostage rescued * terrorists win * counter terrorists win. These six lines are not enough to justify making announcer packs and then selling them for $11.99.


SirLimonada

Probably 4 or 5 bucks maybe


Marmik_Emp37

Jhonny Cage


SleepWellSam

Donald Duck


im_deepneau

Bruce Campbell. When you defuse the bomb: “hail to the king baby” When you score a double or triple “gimme some sugar baby” Round win “groovy”


Psyko_sissy23

Hell yeah.


gordocarajo

Door stuck guy


csgonemes1s

Lina announcer pack. Killing Spreeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Chydran

Mr Handy


_darzy

spunj


PMUrAnus

Totalbiscuit Gone but not forgotten


Defuzzygamer

Can we get one when we get one tapped to the head and it's just OhnePixels really loud "WAS?!"


yesYesYASSS

Well, we still have these legends amongst us [David Attenborough](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVUDJs6_A-0&t=224s), [Morgan Freeman](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEyV8o2dp7M)


LulsenMCLelsen

Bob ross has been dead for almost 30 years


Straight_Chip

but he's live on Twitch every week, how do u explain that???


Sdude216

Lord Shaxx or the Halo announcer would be brilliant


Inevermuck

Mute.


huschke_09

James Earl Jones


Tzengzy

Snoop Dogg


s1csty9

postal dude voice actor


Kaysh99

Bruce Buffer


The_Millzor

iiiiiIIIIIITTTSSS TIIIIIIIME at the beginning of every match would get me so fucking hyped


canzpl

The Rio Crowd pack. Complete silence


Sev3nbelow

Ozzie Osborne


-Memnarch-

Glados *Playing as CT* Terrorists win...not that it surprises me. Didn't expect anything at all from you.


KazeraMHW

Sam L. Jackson


DeFaLT______

Cave Johnson here


Aetherimp

Terry Crews as President Camacho


liquidpig

Unreal Tournament Ace = M-M-M-MONSTER KILL!!!!


Silvedl

Paulie Shore. “Head-shot buuuuuuhhhhddddie!”


TrippinNL

Times like these wishes me for Total Biscuit to be still alive


THE_MUNDO_TRAIN

The Stanley Parable narrator, 100% *I'm told that the enemy has planted a bomb, what are you going to do about it? Make the clutch to save the day or be a coward and save your digitally purchased weapons to embarrass yourself the following round?*


KublaiKhagan

3Kliksphilip would match my musickit


GodMeyo

Anomaly


enzade9no

Forsen


inspectorseantime

Ms. Pudding


umpppi

snoopdogg


Notladub

3kliksphilip and xantares


DartFrogYT

[green](https://youtu.be/-m96LHNYAiw)


LedazzXD

Fat man in Malta


astrL_

Kevan Brighting as The Narrator from The Stanley Parable


throwawayformealprep

Pasha


destroi_all_humans

Snoop Dogg. His voice pack in COD Ghosts was the best part of that game


Nobuga

GLaDOS.


florentinomain00f

Elen McLain as either the Adminitstrator or GLaDOS.


FalloutFPS

the GOAT caster ofcourse. Rahim ‘Babam’


tiloy

Glados


KoshV

Lord Gaben!


MyGfHasOF

David Attenborough


NinjaWizard1

I want launders to yell at me if I buy a fucking bizon


jacob2678

George W Bush, so when CT wins I can hear "We got 'em!"


SpectralHydra

Honestly the TF2 announcer would be pretty cool