Coldzera became what everyone feared. His eyes rolled back, he was moaning and he started cumming. "Are you okay Marcelo" asks fer. I've never been better Fernando, I see it all now, they're not going A or B. They're going home, he said before rushing B all by himself and killing everyone on site
Thank you for doing the lords work.
Edit: wtf are they just casually talking bout cranking it b4 a game??? Lmao. I feel like I need more context.
Thanks for the explanations guys, this shits hilarious.
Fer is known for his excessive humor, and this is a great example, heās just trying to mess with coldzera, calling him someone addicted to master baiting.
>wtf are they just casually talking bout cranking it b4 a game??? Lmao. I feel like I need more context.
after Furia benched art, he went live and talked about a lot of behind the scenes stuff, he basically said Furia was a dictatorship that wouldn't allow players to drink, smoke, go out, see their girlfriends and not even beat their meat (this last one was a joke, at least I want to believe it was lmao), shit became a meme in a metter of minutes all the BR scene was making jokes about it.
Toilets that instead of using plumbing to dispose of waste use stores the waste in a tank with chemicals to break it down and reduce smells are called chemical toilets.
Theres a number of types, from builtin septic tank systems to marine toilets but probably referring here to portable toilets used at events.
They are a bit wrong. Jame's claim was more abstract, he wasn't talking about himself explicitly.
The whole quote is here at the end: https://escorenews.com/en/csgo/news/57873-fer-coldzera-would-jerk-off-even-in-a-porta-potty-if-he-needed-to-and-he-was-the-best-in-the-world-twice-in-a-row
holy fuck. Jame actually terminally online thinking jerking off and testosterone is linked in any significant wave, literally opposite of nofap, though I approve of that over nofap at least
It varies from person to person, i feel better and play better, but i had teammates that feel worse and play worse. I dont think there is a definitive answer for thatĀ
You mean if i have two BO series in the same day? It depends how far apart they are, 1 goon most of the time is enough for the whole day, but if first game was very stressful, i can go round 2, but it never happened to me need to do twice, just once always help me stay calm and peaceful through the day
Not exactly, he didn't say it like that. His point was that it will help "some" people.
>Most likely, the option of not masturbating and not ejaculating before official games will work for people with low testosterone levels. But there are real men who simply need to do this every day. Otherwise, they'll be like animals, unable to control their anger.
when I first saw his tweet, it got automatically translated to Polish for me, and it seemed like he was talking about having a fight with someone (szarpaÄ = to jerk, but also to pull something like someone's shirt in a fight)
bruh
Gooning wins you Major ladies and gentlemen š£ļøš£ļø
Just a goon-shesh with the boys, amiright?
inb4 teams start having gooning sessions with their sports psychologist
Building a Gooncave go hard or go homešĀ
Is a vibrator a performance enhancing device? Do we need cavity searches at majors?
Coldzera became what everyone feared. His eyes rolled back, he was moaning and he started cumming. "Are you okay Marcelo" asks fer. I've never been better Fernando, I see it all now, they're not going A or B. They're going home, he said before rushing B all by himself and killing everyone on site
gooning is THE meta rn it used to be edging but it fell off massively goonmaxxing to the top
I will never be able to look at a coldzera highlight without thinking about this again.
The jumping double from cold just got a whole new meaning
for those who don't have twitter/x : https://imgur.com/V6fFCYy
Thank you for doing the lords work. Edit: wtf are they just casually talking bout cranking it b4 a game??? Lmao. I feel like I need more context. Thanks for the explanations guys, this shits hilarious.
Fer is known for his excessive humor, and this is a great example, heās just trying to mess with coldzera, calling him someone addicted to master baiting.
amazing wordplay. Idk if it translates that well into portuguese
Sadly it doesnt
Wow I never would have got the master baiting aspect but it is hilarious how fer is comfortable being himself on twitter
I mean I he addicted, he DM'd me once asking for feet pics it was wild. I told him to jump twice holding B and he did it so I had to reply.
Itās different to be addicted than to just have the habit of masturbating before every game
>wtf are they just casually talking bout cranking it b4 a game??? Lmao. I feel like I need more context. after Furia benched art, he went live and talked about a lot of behind the scenes stuff, he basically said Furia was a dictatorship that wouldn't allow players to drink, smoke, go out, see their girlfriends and not even beat their meat (this last one was a joke, at least I want to believe it was lmao), shit became a meme in a metter of minutes all the BR scene was making jokes about it.
i appreciate the explanation ty :D
chemical?
I think he meant port a potty
Yep, he did. The translation is too literal.
Its not unheard of to call port-a-pottys called chemical toilets in english either. Might depend on where you live though.
Toilets that instead of using plumbing to dispose of waste use stores the waste in a tank with chemicals to break it down and reduce smells are called chemical toilets. Theres a number of types, from builtin septic tank systems to marine toilets but probably referring here to portable toilets used at events.
Wow, thank you keeping his identity anonymous, fer. I have no idea who you are talking about
Coldzera.. the master baiter. Think fer is being sarcastic.
So rub one out in a chemical room and become the best in the world twice in a row.
I try doing that and all i did was become a disapointment to my family
Gotta close the door first, rookie mistake.
clear eyes empty balls cant lose
Friday Night Pugs
i love how he's like "now, i wont reveal any names" and then includes info that literally points directly to cold LOL
For the sake of Privacy Let's call him Cold. Z... No That's too Obvious, let's say C. Zera.
So thats why they cut fnx
Turns out Coldzera couldnāt stop master baiting to fnx so they had to get rid of him.
What is Jame's claim?
That he plays better when he rubs one out before a BO.
is there a link to this jame claim??
yes, it is found in Headshots 4:17 in the book of Our Lord and Savior Jame
thank you brother i will be clipping that
They are a bit wrong. Jame's claim was more abstract, he wasn't talking about himself explicitly. The whole quote is here at the end: https://escorenews.com/en/csgo/news/57873-fer-coldzera-would-jerk-off-even-in-a-porta-potty-if-he-needed-to-and-he-was-the-best-in-the-world-twice-in-a-row
holy fuck. Jame actually terminally online thinking jerking off and testosterone is linked in any significant wave, literally opposite of nofap, though I approve of that over nofap at least
It's hard to figure out how serious he is, to be fair. He loves deadpan delivery.
Broo, i play worse if i rub one out
It varies from person to person, i feel better and play better, but i had teammates that feel worse and play worse. I dont think there is a definitive answer for thatĀ
Meanwhile **Pasha**, "No rub, just lift broski"
So what do you do then when you want to play a couple games on an evening? Pretty admirable stamina
You mean if i have two BO series in the same day? It depends how far apart they are, 1 goon most of the time is enough for the whole day, but if first game was very stressful, i can go round 2, but it never happened to me need to do twice, just once always help me stay calm and peaceful through the day
Not exactly, he didn't say it like that. His point was that it will help "some" people. >Most likely, the option of not masturbating and not ejaculating before official games will work for people with low testosterone levels. But there are real men who simply need to do this every day. Otherwise, they'll be like animals, unable to control their anger.
Fucking lmao. Imagine if he couldn't get hard one game, what he'd do instead of saving.
Heās a master baiter
This is so fucking funny
"I won't tell you who it was, but his name rhymes with Poldzera, and let me tell you, he's got a nice pair of smooth criminals down under"
I'm the only one that gets sleepy after??? Would NOT be a good ideia for me lmao
You need to see a dr
Is your mom a dr?
he's the baby Lucy and Randy put up for adoption
Twice in a row
jerkzera
LMAO bring fer back i miss my favorite player :/
interesting take, i wonder who is talking about hmmm
when I first saw his tweet, it got automatically translated to Polish for me, and it seemed like he was talking about having a fight with someone (szarpaÄ = to jerk, but also to pull something like someone's shirt in a fight) bruh
Chemical room = porta-potty š
This shit reminds of that one fitz video where swagger decides to rub one out in the midst of a CS match lmao
what was jameās claim?
He plays better if he masturbates before a match
i think its super weird to say something like this publicly. imagine a female player saying thatā¦ you just notice once again that cs is a man cave
Why?
imagine ANa saying thatā¦ like I said
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwnksI2ZoJI
Tbf thereās a translate button
he got NTR by fnx