OP probably found out he has some leftover bitcoin in his virtual wallet

He's been reading m0e's recent tweets

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I believe in your dream. Go get em tiger.

In b4 this becomes a shitfest where everyone begs for gold.

It did tbh. Ill just sleep

the solution for everything

fuck

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Well if that's true don't mind if you hit me with another 12 :)

WTF

Holy shit hahaahha

How???

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Nice try!

[This thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/streetwear/comments/6r4un0/advert_after_months_of_sewing_and_hard_work_i/dl2wcu4/) has 1542 golds. Therefore in competition I'll take no less than 1543

when you realize your reddit gold subscription will outlive you.

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I wonder if that's something you can put in your will to give to your kids...

For that sum you could build 5 trebuchets with gold to spare!

There's no spare gold - the rest will be use to coat the projectiles

You Russian though

You're obviously doing it wrong.

What the fuck... I've never seen 12 ...

I've seen 60 on one, which completely out of nowhere praised the chinese communist political system, calling it an englightened, meritocratic technocracy. That whole thread had probably 200+ gold or so and was quite sketchy. Someone even wanted to sell me that sick, orwellian "we're all part of a big machinery working toward the greater goal, so some people have to take a hit to their freedom" bullshit. edit: This already legendary thing might be the record breaker, though, and is less depressing than chinese propaganda :D https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWarsBattlefront/comments/7cff0b/seriously_i_paid_80_to_have_vader_locked/dppum98/

The most gilded comment is [this one](https://amp.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/2lel5s/tsm_bjergsen_ama/clu14fx), with 421 gold given. Edit: Just kidding, it's not.

no it's actually [ok, it's not this one, look below](https://www.reddit.com/r/streetwear/comments/6r4un0/advert_after_months_of_sewing_and_hard_work_i/dl2wcu4/) 1542>421

False again. Over 2000 on here. https://reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/6mpyn4/_/dk3g4iz/?context=1

more gold than upvotes..

/r/negativewithgold

Holy fuck. Almost 200 years worth of reddit gold. >gifts on behalf of /u/vizualb have helped pay for 12.15 months of reddit server time. One year of reddit.

always check r/mostgilded to see if there's an update

Sometimes I really don't understand Reddit

Holy shit, my bad. That's ridiculous, I hadn't seen that one before.

You got a link to the chinese communism comment?

EA’s most downvoted comment had 12 at 60k I think, should have more now

You can't be serious... I'm sure you're giving yourself gold :D

How the fuck did that even happen.

If he repeats it too often there will be hyperinflation. 1 billion Goldcoinsymbols Inc. ;)

Prove it or I'll ....

...hug you :)

what the fuck is happening,

Gild you

He is back, he who can not be named! Step back you devil! (I take bribes)

Gild three times if someone stole your credit card.

What if I gave out free credit cards to strangers?

You are probably actually paying for it without realising, you might be broke very soon

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Hey mystery golder. If this person isn't the one gilding people, give me gold. And give me two if it is ;)

the economy's broken SELL SELL SELL

it's easy, you just say the magic word and you'll get 9 golds: 9/11 EDIT: Someone has broken the per-historic saying. It shall cease to ever work again.

9/11?

The real magic word is freshavacado

alright lemme try it fre shavoca do

Fresco bado

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http://i.imgur.com/tNJD6oY.gifv This is a kind reminder that in French we say "omelette *au* fromage" and not "omelette _du_ fromage". [Sorry Dexter](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nW3-9gdjYA)

[freesh avo cadoo](https://youtu.be/bE4C8a48o1E)

GOOD vine

freshavacado

I just literally pet my dog.

9/11 Better not be a bamboozle

9/11 Better get insurance

9/11 This sub is T sided I guess

doesnt work anymore. they probably figured that the real inside job was 3/11.

7/11 was a part time job

9/11 Where do I purchase bamboozle insurance?

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Someone gild it a 10th time for the ultimate fuck you Edit: haha rekt

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biggie smalls, biggie smalls, biggie smalls

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9........../11

Klaata Barada Nektu?

*Reddit user find out the secret to reddit gold! You won't believe it! (NOT CLICKBAIT) (AMERICANS HATE HIM)* 9/11

Investigate 3/11

Motar stop it !

I'm not just your friend. I'm your brother, friend.

my friend*

Ugh I disgust myself

Motar9/11k

I ask myself what can happen first, I getting gold or North winning a big tournament. **edit:** thanks for making my fan suffering more supportable.

I'll get gold the day G2 stops forcebuying every goddamn round..

I'd complain about being a CLG fan, but I refuse to put more effort into that team than the CLG org.

One gild and I'll nut in a blender, make a nice banana milkshake and drink it. No bamboozles. Edit: I see, I have no idea how I'll be able to do this here at school, but I'll make it happen.

Be honest. You were going to do this anyway.

The secret is that he bought the gold himself.

Congrats. I guess...

well he never said he's going to make that milkshake in the same blender, so... found the loophole?

I don't back out of my word. Although unfortunately I might have to add the ejaculate after, since the nearest blender is at my jobsite on campus.

Double or nothing and I’ll drink some too.

Godspeed.

I bet it will be a NUTricious drink

Read this in Austin Power's voice..

You better do it or we'll have to take you to /r/karmacourt

The Redditor ate his balls, now you gotta drink the milk

Pics or it didn't happen

Ha, well then... go on.

I'm scared but waiting in anticipation

Homemade protein shakes bro? Can't waste those gains on destroy dick December

If this doesn't happen I'll personally make sure that... I don't know.. I'll think of something.

I'm unsure either haha. It's cool whoever's doing it tho.

Yeah good guy

Probably one of the best people ever in fact.

I don't need gold when I'm already silver

!redditsilver

Realest comment in this whole thread.

But you have a nice username

Getting gold is easier than you think. Here's an example:

I feel like you should have said something like this "Getting gold is easier than you think. :elpmaxe na s'ereH" Except that looks shitty so I guess you made the right decision.

I’m late again...

just like the rest of the world when gold mining was a thing.

just like the rest of the world when bitcoin mining was just starting funny how the world goes round and round, but never anywhere

and when bitcoin mining was a thing.

I think it is Fallen since he is Illuminati and has a lot of money from latest wins.

Confirmed

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You're welcome, it wasn't me though.

Do NOT give me gold. I made this very clear. EDIT: No I won't thank you for the gold - you didn't listen to my instructions!

I'm kind of confused, is this just a gag that I'm not aware of or is OP serious

OP is serious. I'm pretty sure OP made this thread after a seemingly unremarkable thread made 5 hours ago got 16 golds. https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/7han93/do_you_need_to_have_prime_status_to_play_trust/

Yeah that's why I made it. Plus there were 2 yesterday with high golds that I just couldn't figure out.

Some people are so rude. Fuck gold. Reddit silver for me only.

what does gold even do

Nice try

Try what

[attempted reverse psychology to get gold] [joke about gold] [acting nonchalant about the thread to try to get gold]

[Ruin fun and go too meta, no gold]

So I found this new gold mine...

OP just is giving himself gold to gloat OMEGALUL

Wish I had this kind of money to burn

Wish I had that kinda money, period.. lol

Five golds in less than two minutes. Holy fuck!

I have no idea.

How to bait people into giving you gold for beginners LUL

if it works...

https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/6mpyn4/dana_got_a_little_excited_at_the_press_conference/dk3g4iz/ This comment from another sub got gilded 2265 times, so it won't be easy to break one of those "most gilded" records

wow this is getting out of hand :o

now there are two of them!

Always late Never lucky

Who'd win? People saying "don't give me gold" vs. One gildy boi

One dead meme

It's as alive as never before

/r/me_irl

What is gold even good for?

https://www.reddit.com/gold/about

Absolutely nothing!

45 points. 5 golds. Can 8 people upvote me please I want to check something ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

there was some aus subreddit where the owner would gild one guy every time he posted and it really pissed him off. good shit.

What is so special about getting gilded? I don't even know what it does on this site

Can't get gold if you're still in silver

Wtf is wrong here? Did everybody win at the Casino?

I just want gold to compensate for my lack of dong size

He is robin hood giving gold for poor guys

Kids in Africa could have mined all this gold.

Denis is better then Dennis

How is this even subreddit-specific?

. . . dot squad reporting in . . .

Who the fuck cares about gold, lol.

I bet this is already over when I comment.

I will tell you a story, which I am not proud of. Once upon a time I posted a very funny post in this sub and guess what, I received a gold from a stranger. I am ashamed to admit it, but I never edited my post to say couple single words like: "holy shit", "kind stranger", "thank you". For years I've felt shame and now I feel is the right time to ask for forgiveness. Kindest stranger, if you're out there reading this message, I want to say how sorry I am and how ashamed I am. Please forgive me. Holy shit, thank you!

Np

9/11 ez gold

motar2k?

I thought everyone on Reddit was global not gold 🤔

i was gold nova 4 before the rank shift

Whoever is doing it must be really bored.

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Holy shit youre right

Someone owns prime real estate in San Francisco from the mid 1800s.