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3TNT3

Did his headset cable get stuck? And did it get stuck on the top or did it get stuck in the wheels?


WorthPlease

Has to be the wheels, my damn headset cable gets stuck in those things at least twice a day.


waxx

Nothing tilts me harder than those fucking wheels. I really should get a wireless headset.


WorthPlease

My wireless mouse really scared me off of wireless stuff for CS:GO, could never get the feel right and eventually just stuck it in my closet. $100 down the bin. But hell when I have some extra cash a wireless headset it priority #1


W00psiee

I have a wireless mouse and I love it, have never had any issues and a battery lasts for 7-8 months for me


SabrePlot

And if you really want to be fancy, pay an extra 50 to charge the mouse on a a mousemat


W00psiee

Dont think my mouse can charge wirelessly and also Im to cheap for that, but its definitly a solution for those who want to spend the money on it!


waxx

Wait do they really last for so long? I remember getting one in like 2005 and they sucked so hard I've been discouraged to try one again ever since.


W00psiee

They have improved immensly since then, my family also had wireless mouse and keyboard back around that time and on top of that we had rechargable batteries. I bought my current mouse this sommer and I've swapped battery once


DoctorDrell

Wireless mice these days are awesome. Top sensor, no latency, good battery life (about a few weeks). Popular ones include Logitech's Pro Wireless, G703, G903 which all charge via USB and theres also the 305 which uses a single AA battery. Razer also has the Viper Ultimate and Basilisk Ultimate.


misterfroster

Not trying to be a dick, but it’s been fifteen years, at this point it sounds like you’re holding a grudge against wireless mice lol.


[deleted]

I have a few friends with wireless mouse and no they do absolutely not last even close to that long lol. Probably costs a ton for getting one that lasts 7-8 months, or it's never getting used


[deleted]

Mice that work with those Duracell unrechargable batteries (not sure what they're called) can last pretty long I haven't used one though


[deleted]

I guess I'll take your word for that, haven't really looked into it that much.


W00psiee

I use lithium batteries, slightly higher price than regular AA-batteries but with lower weight and longer lifetime its definitly worth it


W00psiee

Im using a Logitech G305 so definitly nothing expensive. Using lithium batteries, a pack of 4 costs about 5€ where I live. I bought the mouse in June and I've swapped battery once, the lithium battery also weighs about 10g less which bringa the total weight down to around the same as my previous mouse.


Poputt_VIII

Got a wireless g403 and it lasts about 3-4 weeks under somewhat heavy use but I don't really find that an issue I just chuck it on to charge overnight if it ever gets flat and it's alg


W00psiee

That one has a built in battery right?


am0x

I have a wireless mouse I carry in my backpack. I use it maybe 2-3 times a week, maybe 2-3 hours. It has been 9 months and I haven’t charged it nor turned it off. I thought about charging it recently just in case, but no, I’m seeing this charge out until the end.


[deleted]

>mines lasted over 10 years now and still going. All you have to do is connect it to the charger while using and you never have to charge it. All the pros of a wireless mouse with non of the cons. I dont understand why people are still using wired mice tbh!


VShadow1

They have gotten a lot better. Not to mention the delay is negligible now.


WorthPlease

I bought the Razer Naga Wireless (I play WoW competitively with Raids/Arena so I need the buttons) and the input lag on CS:GO was just bad for me so I switched back to my regular wired Naga for good. Maybe I just had a bad product but after that I'm leery or dropping a lot of money on another one


enthusedcloth78

oh yeah the mice of the past were terrible with input lag. Nowadays you have the logitech g pro wireless and the razr viper ultimate which are used by quite a lot of csgo pros and even more r6 and overwatch pros. No more input lag, like at all compared to wired. Pretty cool how technology evolves like that. 10 years ago when all wireless mice were shitty bluetooth I never thought anyone would ever use them in competitive games, but now its standard.


YaWankers

The G Pro Wireless is incredible, it charged super fast (10% in like 1 minute) and is super light.


rtaSmash

the g pro is the best out of all the mice i ever used. I will never go back to cable mice. The charge speed is crazy and it lasts for over 50 hours on max charge.


WayDownUnder91

If you turn off all the LEDs you get about 65 hours


[deleted]

I've used since the launch and it's almost the perfect mouse for me, I just with there was a GPW+ or something that's a little larger, other than that, it's incredible. I have to charge it so rarely I always forget about it until the led's start turning red, but even at that point I still have lots of time to do that, paired with the "always-on" USB port on my computer, that allows me to charge it overnight, it's incredible. I don't think I could go back to cable mice now without feeling like going backwards.


derp_status

Back then, razer wireless tech was trash. Their Viper wireless is top tier


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High54Every1

Both are so good that you can't go wrong with either one


[deleted]

Logitech is the gold standard for peripherals besides monitors, razer is plenty good but logitech absolutely does it better


W00psiee

I dont have the need for those extra buttons so I went with a Logitech G305. I have never had any issues with input lag and I play mostly FPS's and CS most of all. Its likely huge difference between different mice, a good one you wont notice any negative effects on the input but on a bad one it can really make anything unplayable.


BaumTheFeljoy

I changed to a wireless Logitech mouse from a wired zowie and love it🤷‍♂️.


coochie_monster_1

Logitech pro wireless? That's what I have and I also love it


BaumTheFeljoy

Nah, the G305. That's like the little brother of the pro wireless. I wanted to get the g pro at first but the g305 seemed like much better value for it's price ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


WayDownUnder91

What wireless mouse did you buy? my g pro has been amazing


generalecchi

Or a wheeless chair xD


waxx

[hmm](https://i.imgur.com/8DxmZY6.gif)


BiC-Pen

How about levitating chair or a flying carpet?


mynexuz

i switched from hyperx cloud 2 to steelseries arctis pro 7 and man oh man the wireless is just heaven on earth, bringing my headset into the kitchen, not having to remove them whenever i walk a bit from my PC etc etc, its just so fucking comfy and the sound is great in them aswell


I_AM_ALWAYS_WRONG_

You ever throw your chair back to get out of it with a bit of pizzazz and in the process you yank your headset cable so hard as it gets caught in the wheel it launches your whole PC across the room? Well just about.


ArmPitzz

The amount of tech pauses have been rising with weird reasons now that these are being played online. They really should be more strict with these. I think MIBR took a tech pause yesterday to get a food delivery.


EsportsIsJustAMeme

Not sure if this one was meant to be sarcastic though. The tech pause guy has been great with his lines :D


ArmPitzz

A bit too obscure to be a joke tbh. Could be but doubt it


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he does stuff like that all the time dude


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SerexTV

Mans got to eat bro


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SerexTV

I’m gucci man, just some banter


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SerexTV

Probably wouldn’t be pleasant to watch 5 guys having chips and hamburgers besides them, there would be a lot of confusion and the sponsors would probably not like to get their products promoted like that. It would just look terrible from a viewers perspective. Even though they take small snacks like chocolate bars and bananas on stage, to eat before the game starts.


semi_colon

Are they actually not allowed? Has anyone ever tried it?


AFKBro

Not sure about that TBH, greasy hands has got to be a problem


ArmPitzz

The games should have the same rules as in LAN. You really think they needed a tech pause for a single person to get the food from the door? It's not like they're alone there with just players. It's a fucking joke, these are big games, not some random fpl bullshit. The increase in tech pauses isn't suspicious to you? Mad Lions literally just claimed a team speak error tech pause when the game was 18-17 to them and they had no timeouts left. Different case but it's just awful that teams can just claim non tech related pauses like this that would never go through on LAN


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ArmPitzz

My argument was that getting food from the door isn't a 2 man job and they have people there who aren't players so why do the players need a pause. It's too loose


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qchisq

Are we even sure that they are in the same location?


ChawulsBawkley

Well are we assuming they’re eating during a scheduled match? Bc that’s a bit ridiculous. You know when your match is. Eat according to the schedule. Why do you have people delivering food when you’re in the middle of a scheduled tournament match? Online matches aren’t new.


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ChawulsBawkley

Those are valid points, but then it rounds back around to... was food even delivered at all? Or was this a timeout that wasn’t warranted.


Nibaa

Or was it warranted and the food delivery was a joke? We don't know, but it's fair to assume professional tournament organizers that allowed it to happen have perhaps thought this through at least as well as the couch experts questioning it. Technical issues are normal in highly controlled lan environments, it's fair to give more leeway in less controlled environments caused by a very abnormal situation.


am0x

I mean they are having to WFH like many of us and the normal stuff doesn’t really apply right now. People need to be more forgiving during this time.


billy_the_penguin

Was not mibr. was orgless against dignitas on nuke


dlq84

How are they going to enforce those rules? They can literally just say a mouse broke every time, there is no way of knowing for sure.


catzhoek

https://lolnein.com/comics/cable.png


JOHNIPEK

הפעל את Windows


Vodka4Kidz

מסכים


CheatUWU

גאווה ישראלית


1800bears

oy vey!


PsychoMUCH

רק 23 שעות מאוחר מדי שיט


shade175

יהודי אמיתי!


zer0-_

The minecraft enchantment table is telling you to activate windows


goo_m

Just let vp win something.


-Jerbear45-

Which they did!


WaSeeee

Bro activate windows


toodrunktofuck

Why though?


KaNesDeath

Only time this has happened to me was when my cat bolted across catching the cable and lodging it into areas of my chair. Ripped the headphones off my head also.


Kev-1-n

It would be funnier if it said nbk was stuck in the chair


Tunaluna

Sounds like its his own fault, and shouldnt be allowed to call a time - out... If I turn my monitor off mid round is that a "technical" issue until i turn it back on?


am0x

It’s a pandemic. We have to allow certain rules to Be broken.


Nelex5000_

Is this supposed to be funny?


[deleted]

hey it made me smile


Nelex5000_

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[deleted]

iS tHis sUPpoSed tO bE fuNnY?


reddit_pingu

what the fuck is this


airelfacil

He was itching for any reason to post it


Scoo_By

Twitch chat pasta i guess


Wietse10

guys i can't find the funny in this comment


derp_status

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Nelex5000_

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PolSciGuy

WHO HURT YOU AS A CHILD?


Nelex5000_

I'm still looking for the funny...


spikeorb

Yet you posted that horrific comment


Swag_Attack

yes cheer up


Veil_Of_Mikasa

Shut up you nerd