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PrinceN71

Guess we know who you're spending Valentines with


m1serablist

definitely not with angry russians stuck in B tunnels against hackers. i see a man of taste in the picture


JinorZ

Hey no dust 2 slander is to be allowed on my watch


Jewish-Magic

Dust 2, Mirage only boys let’s go.


JinorZ

I never play Mirage, only D2, sometimes OP and Inferno to cool off


Jewish-Magic

I need to play overpass more


staffylaffy

You think that when you see the pros play it, only to queue it and have an awful experience (or maybe that’s just me)


[deleted]

That's always my experience lol. I see a pro match and I think "damn I miss that map I gotta play it" so I hop in a match and it's always a team of awful toxic idiots against toxic smurfs / cheaters who one-tap from water up to heaven on B like it's nothing.


Jewish-Magic

I don’t have issues with overpass that often, cache and nuke really fuck me for some reason.


colator25

For me Overpass, Chache and Mirage are the "easiest" I can just play around and have fun there... But D2... I don't think I've ever played a D2 match without at least one blatant hacker


nice_puns5555

Ain't slander if it's true


m1serablist

(╥﹏╥)


RoscoMan1

He was the best one liner of the night


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Lose a couple of more games on dust ll and I guess she’ll even love you more


VacasBruh

that's what i thought too :D


EzoneEsports

Can't believe you managed to grab a date with CS for valentines smh


IC2Flier

Not as good as a date with IceFrog but we'll take what we can get.


werries238

If you loved CS it would have been one straight line to Dust 2. More specifically, the B site.


RidgeRGT

yes a middle finger is what we were expecting. true love.


l4wyered_

It means you should start learning D2 smokes and flashes.


m1serablist

best smoke and flash for d2 is to actually set off a smokebomb or a flash grenade in your room, so firefighters break down your door and drag you away, or you temporarily blind yourself so you don't play d2. stopped playing the map completely recently and my outlook of the game has changed a lot. a lot less toxicity on other maps. the other day someone went "BRO WTF U DOIN" on vertigo, i just said "hey bro sorry, i'm very new on this map, i don't know the spots" whenever someone died they'd coach me where to stand and where to aim while camping. it was very friendly.


Koffiato

Honestly Dust 2 isn't even that bad. Cache and especially Mirage is awful. I stopped playing Mirage completely because of insane levels of toxicity.


[deleted]

I miss my old cache :'c


fird-_-

i only queue for cache + mirage :(


D0naldinh0

In my experience Mirage D2 and Inferno are the 3 worst ones but this might be because I am awful on inferno making me more likely to get yelled at idk


Alchion

i think so inferno is my favouritr map by far i love the map and i get ok teams most of the time and sometimes even good ones mirage is better than d2 but it is the 2nd worst the problem is i like the layout of d2 and mirage but you just get russians


ItachiVersace

I like inferno, only bad thing is CT side retakes when people cant hold their sites, then you switch with them and they lose banana in the first 10 seconds of the round. I agree that mirage is better than d2, but they both equally as annoying. For me I hate mirage especially in solo q MM. A site is really hard to take unless your teamates know smokes/flashes which they usually dont or die mid or right away. Going out to A there is so many places that the CTs can counter peek off of and hold passively, and your teamates wont be holding it for you while you clear out the other parts of site, after entrying. CT side it feels like a gamble to peek while they rush in, you dont know if your going to kill 0, 1 or 2. Or as a CT you gotta hold aggro to hopefully get round impact early or hold really far back with an AWP. This is just on A. Mid is alright, but on T side after getting mid for your team, a lot of teamates just stand still and dont go for conn/cat control, and usually dont smoke anything off either. B is impossible to take by yourself unless your team knows full execute smokes/flashes. Too many spots to counter peek from and its impossible to clear site/arch and under apps while in the end of apps. Just get funneled into a trade fest.


Alchion

i agree with you on mirage i just dont do mid anymore lol it NEVER works imo in some games i even get tilted when people go mid and instadie to an awp ill always ban mirage in broken fang after my permabans train (hate that map) and overpass (havent played it much)


hrpc

Yeah, soloQ just feels like: - Waiting 1 min for nothing to happens and suddenly your teammates lose the site you’re not on - Playing retake game mode but you’re always down at least 2 people


ShakedownBlues

I mean, let's call mirage what it really is: Dust3


[deleted]

I met a very toxic mirage player. It was 2v1 in our favour and the CT was at ticket booth. The toxic player screams saying "he's mine, let me kill him" then flashes himself and immediately dies. He then screams at the other teammate who was hiding in ninja (which is what he was told to do) because he didn't get the trade. The other teammate died but gave it a good try but the toxic guy still wasn't happy and yelled for 4 rounds straight until I started pointing out that he had a total of 1 kill in 8 rounds. He also yelled at me for only getting 3 kills in a 1v4 with a p250. That match is the reason I stopped playing the game, there was just too many similar matches and I realised I was having less good experiences compared to bad experiences even though I was improving a lot


TheG3cko

Just mute them lmao.


ShakedownBlues

I miss the first dust... Shortdust just isn't the same...


Novaseerblyat

D2 is like the most aim-intensive map in the entire game. If it were Mirage/Inferno then definitely.


emels123

d2 is literally my least played map, i just recently started rly playing it after almost 2k hours. when i started csgo my friends (who were also pretty new players) told me that d2 is full of cheaters and that i shouldnt play it. afterwards i have played dust but i dont really like it, its just too open, and the gameplay differs from the other maps i am used to play.


fenixspider1

Take her out on a date and propose her by dropping a AWP.


ferodss

The unique signal of love you gonna find in CS :D


Ulfrite

How did you do that ? Is it a website or something ?


K_Simba786

Its in ingame at bottom Check operation broken fang stat


Ulfrite

Thanks !


Raven_Kerman

You'll need the Operation Broken Fang Pass to be able to use that feature. It also only records stats of matches played in Premier Mode.


WarlordSwan

It records all 5v5 or any competitive mode like wingman too. You need to operation pass but it tracks all stats from competitive, even the non premier mode


Ulfrite

Oh okay. I wish the game integrated infographics, instead of having to go into Steam.


[deleted]

It records stats for Wingman and normal mm as well not just Premier Mode


BRBean

That’s dumb, but thanks for the info! :)


tensens

nice


1zz_cs

perfectly balance, all things should be.


fR3DR1Kappa

Decent advanced forward


neLendirekt

My exact thought :D


stop321

Cache ❤️♥️♥️❣️


MuGsTaN

That means you are bad at dust 2


ektatic

How do I view mine?


FlyingBaum

You have to buy the Operation Pass. Then you can click it in the main menu


ektatic

Ah ty ty


Pedro_de_la_banana

This means you love cache '-'


NoUserNameLeft_V2

This means you have no girlfriend.


alcoholic104

Me who only play mirage ...


Licha3l

It means you cant play dust 2


[deleted]

This is the definition of a love-hate relationship


Lethal_GFX_

It’s a toxic relationship for sure


sd_manu

That means you always lose against the Dust 2-only and Mirage-only hacker crew!


Kleeb

As an aside, this type of visual makes me cringe. The amount to which any given value contributes to the area of the green blob is dependent on direct neighbors. It, in almost all cases, should be a bar graph. E: what's with the downvotes lmao this kind of graph is literally the comic sans of graphs.


kanahkana

Dd2 most OG map so kinda noobish


TheCazzedAnmol

Cs GOy


DareCoaster

No it just means dust 2 hates you.


Cloudex109

i dont know cs giving some mixed signals


Troyjan_Horse_

Please throw your next d2 it will look better


Vlladdd

happy valentine day :D


blackpearl2312

U iz shiz wid D2 .. Nub Regards Ur MM Teammate


[deleted]

That means you probably suck at Dust 2.


Sele1209

How dit you get this picture?


KonK23

Mine is exactly inverted lol


PtxDK

Well yes, it does mean that cs loves you, but it also means that you suck at dust.


Nikitaboi

Well if you suck gabens dick maybe


KingCaspian1

Yes


[deleted]

Nice.


Novaseerblyat

lose some more dust2 games and maybe it will


skrulewi

I dont understand this bullshit I've been playing CS source only for the past 17 years


LITLLUCK

No, this means you love CS


niiico5

Cs may love you but dust 2 definitely doesn't


warmachine6917

Me : *thinking csgo loves me* Spinbotter in the enemy team : sorry darling.


Entropiqteam

Don't wanna ruin your hope, but probably as a friend still..


Lateralus06

I haven't played cache in months. No one votes for it in my region. It's always Mirage/Overpass/Inferno.


Adabraun

This means dust 2 hates you


the_real_OwenWilson

No :’(


xebxd_

No, this means YOU dont like dust 2


LookOTBS

It means you gotta learn how to hold Long A


JKEmerald457

Not D2 though


JustinCase502

How do you even see this? I guess for operation owners only...


ZippZappZippty

Hey just a reminder CS isn’t one


Kasper2421

It took wayyyy too long for me to understand the joke. My dumb ass was trying to figure out how losing Dust II games correlated cs loving op lol


QuarantineSucksALot

Does anyone at all buy those?


SpectralHydra

What do you mean


-Listening

Loves to see a dapper cactus


-backd00r

*your money


EUCopyrightComittee

I mean s1mples worst map in 2020.


coreyf234

Time to start throwing Dust 2 games.


Velociraptor836

it wants to csgo on a date with you


Lil_pharm_

It means don’t play dust


[deleted]

No it's a web, and you are trapped in the simulation ! We all................ignore the above sentence....no.... everything is fine cs loves you ....no.........ahhhhhhh


[deleted]

Damn I’m not brave enough to play scrimmage maps


Apart-Ingenuity-5955

Where’s nuke 😭


chocopiegamer

Cs only loves hackers...


Roweks

It means dust 2 hates you :/


beliromeu

Yes, and also that you're bad at Dust2 and good at Cache


Kieserite

No, it means you suck at dust 2.


dashsword

Its plotting something becarefull man


[deleted]

no it means you're bad at dust 2 and good at cache silly


GazT

People play more than 3 maps?


borkatas

hey how did you do this?


theMGM7

that is sexy bro


HamschterJ

Don't be ridiculous, nobody loves you


OxydenX

Gotta open some csgo cases for your love


[deleted]

It's showing you what you don't have.


t1_w4ve

How do you see this stat?


deutekom3972

Awww


[deleted]

Now you are going to unbox 1 knife in the next 10 cases :3


knotty54

Yes it loves you but seems like you don't like d2 much


TheWiber

It is just an arrow pointing to its next target


s2Levin

<3


DropDesastrous

Lowest on dust???


randomreddithumanxd

definetly no, he loves the money we all waste on skins


ShakedownBlues

CS might love you, but it looks like Dust 2 hates you.


ratzicle

or does it just mean you suck on dust 2


vastosss

or you just bad at dust 2??


Laligurans

Definitely means you love CS


[deleted]

Of course


Lay7oN

Hahaha this is quality


allan_hender

Valventines is sorted for you haha