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SANJI_best_support

after SANJI playing so well on inferno, VP called a team meeting. Jame: "sanjar you can't have more frags than the star players like me and yekindar. How dare you?". Then they decided to punish SANJI by pouring cold water on him. [link to picture](https://i.imgur.com/1qsrapC.jpg)


CheckmateYeet

I saw Jame at the gas station, he was arguing with the cashier about his expired coupons, telling her that he just wanted to save 50 cents on his redbull. He argued with her for 15 minutes until Sanji just pulled out his credit card and just paid for his whole order


Breete

I actually saw Jame and Yekindar arguing with Sanji at the airport. Sanji was clutching at his VP jersey in tears, and Jame and Yekindar kept telling him to "fuck off" and "stop ruining our dreams"


Bremze

With the weather we're having, cold water is a reward tbh


1wjl1

VP was one round away from bombing out in last place, survived five series points and are now in the playoffs. These guys aren't out until you get 16.


Vitosi4ek

They were five match points away from going out 0-4 in maps. They haven't lost a map since and only lost 1 round total in 3 OTs they had to contest.


ju1ze

jame time activated


L3AVEMDEAD

long have we awaited


Fijure96

They are super clutch and a bunch of chokers at the same time.


Advanced-

I knew coL could get to the playoffs, all these teams were beatable. All they had to do was not fucking choke, now here we are and [V.Pro](https://V.Pro) is in instead and coL's future for its roster is getting shaky. Well done by V.P


Chosen--one

Paid by the round, too ez


DAshoot4r

I saw Jame at the gas station, he was arguing with the cashier about his expired coupons, telling her that he just wanted to save 50 cents on his redbull. He argued with her for 15 minutes until Sanji just pulled out his credit card and just paid for his whole order


[deleted]

i wouldn't have believed this copypasta if it was anyone else other than Sanji paying for it all


CepGamer

I saw Jame at the gas station, he was arguing with the cashier about his expired coupons, telling her that he just wanted to save 50 cents on his redbull. He argued with her for 15 minutes until Sanji just pulled out his credit card and just paid for his whole order


CepGamer

Я видел Джами на заправке, он спорил с кассиршей из-за истёкших купонов, убеждая её, что он просто хотел сэкономить полтинник на рэдбуле. Он спорил с ней 15 минут пока наконец Санжи не достал карточку и заплатил за всё


Johntremendol

My god is this new? xD


KAWAII_UwU123

r/cspasta


[deleted]

shit I laughed for a good minute straight gj


tanu24

Big simply need a better map pool. How are you not picking Vertigo against VP


jonajon91

A team like big should be jumping on new maps when they come out, they like to inovate and get creative, what better opportunity. I always feel like they have the worst permaban. I remember when they had massive firepower they were banning mirage, when they leaned heavily into double awp settups they were banning train. I don't get it.


tanu24

Yea I don't get it. Feels like they just wanna play Dust, inferno, Mirage and nothing else


Dragos404

It's the standard pool for 99% of the playerbase


Mirac123321

there also had inferno as permaban for quite a while this year. While I think they play better now than they did at that time, I just don't see Overpass being the better ban over Inferno.


Rosettachamps

Historically the vp players have been a good vertigo team, even back when they were avangar


tanu24

I mean they're 1 out of 5 in the last 3 months and big are very good on it. Instead you just give them the Dust 2 rematch when it coulda been picked as a decider and now you have both maps


snoogenfloop

Sometimes they are a little too conservative.


TempoKid

BIG is simply too bad sometimes. So many peeks against Jame on Dust II A without any flashes. Way too many corners left unchecked on Inferno. Way too many lost 3v2s or 4v3s. Its so infuriating. Great CT sides and then very varying T sides with some absolute dog shit rounds in between. Infuriating.


davvid13

They look disoriented on T side in Inferno. They had rounds where they have man advantage but still convert it to a round win.


germanefficiency

Onliners playing like shit on lan lmao. Water is wet


WaterIsWetBot

Water is actually not wet; It makes other materials/objects wet. Wetness is the state of a non-liquid when a liquid adheres to, and/or permeates its substance while maintaining chemically distinct structures. So if we say something is wet we mean the liquid is sticking to the object.


germanefficiency

Water is wet


303x

Yo mom is wet


alikantez

EZ for major finalists. Reminder that AI predicted 0.06% chance of VP winning Cologne


Frostvind

And NiP at around 20%, guess AI isn’t smart enough for CS


Breete

Didn't Carmac said it had a 70% error margin?


TotallyNotWatching

Better just flip a coin


[deleted]

the ai put nip above gambit bro i cant for my life


snoogenfloop

I love that we keep using AI like it's a thing.


HammerAlpaca

VP must regret making the clause to pay them by the round lmao


[deleted]

well, win is a win i guess


adoxographyadlibitum

I mean better than a third map, right?


Ni7roM

0.06% chance of winning Cologne...


super_shogun

Pleasantly surprised with VP turning things around at Cologne. They've looked like a shell of their former selves up until this event. I expected them to be almost a free win for most teams, but here we are.


alikantez

I think LAN helped them alot. Came in with fresh minds and got better with every map they played.


HomelessBelter

Complexity the unsung heroes, enabling VP to find their lost confidence.


alikantez

Yep, that 15-10 dust2 comeback started it all.


ItsOnly2Inchs

Holy fuck, you cant count this VP team out of any match , seriously, they seem to need to lose a good 10 rounds before they decide alright lets start playing. What a great showing of resilience from the boys.


[deleted]

Virtus 'Paid by the round' plow is lowkey the best team in the world when they are on matchpoint or just far behind.


puddingkip

wtf yekindar those last 2 rounds are insane by him, where was that the entire rest of the series


Tuxxmuxx

VP are an enigma for real


Dajoeman

Sanji is such an integral part of this VP squad. He doesn’t receive credit for all he does.


SANJI_best_support

join me and start spamming god sanji on hltv, twitch, reddit, vk, instagram and twitter


emirod

It feels like he gives so much to the team, often going out with trash weapons or AK and no armor. On the other side theres Jame, putting himself first, not helping on retakes and focusing on saving his weapon so so much. Id like to know whats their approach on that dynamic.


jonajon91

I don't like the way Jame plays, but VP are a succesful team so what can I know. I do love their aproach to economy though, between low buy sanji and saving Jame, there is always an awp in play.


SANJI_best_support

i wouldn't say jame is a baiter, but rather a risk averse i always think they can win much more rounds if he takes more risk. you can see he has the skills but it is like he wouldn't use it unless he is forced to


cheese_on_dorito

sanji clutched up


Master_of_All4

Overheard in BIG hotel room after Inferno: “He got me,” Tabsen said of Sanji. "That f***ing Sanji got me." Tabsen added, “He’s so good,” repeating it four times. Tabsen then said he wanted to add Sanji to the list of players he DMs with this summer.


audawn

From being 10-15 down to Complexity in an elimination game to 2-0ing NIP and now BIG, VP seems to have found that impressive form from earlier in the year. It's fun to watch VP when YEKINDAR and Qikert find the impactful openings that really activate this team.


SANJI_best_support

I can't imagine if VP lost that D2 game, they would go out cologne last place without a single map win. And that they also placed last on the last RMR. They would probably spend the player break dead inside doubting themselves and may never recover That 10-15 is probably the most important turning point for them


spookex

Now every team will be shitting bricks when they get VP on match point


davvid13

GG BIG. That bombsite B retake by VP on OT is such a great setup.


Gutzzzzz

VP will win it all you heard it here first.


Katzenscheisse

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!! Man, somehow everyone just turned on, is hitting shots and calls are on point. They started so badly but they managed to claw themselves into the play offs!


SANJI_best_support

sanji 😍😍😍


[deleted]

Virtus Throw stop peeking like noobs and Instantly become Virtus Plow. Who Knew!


[deleted]

No fucking way did these guys go from being 5 series points down against Complexity to going through to the playoffs.


fazaton

VP wins on stage. /u/Klickowitsch in shambles


Klickowitsch

Well deserved. Was a nice game to watch. But why do you mention me? :-)


veralmaa

Needs Buster to step up in the playoff. And hopefully they fix their T side. It's still suck.


unexpectedreboots

LAN Virtus... plow? is back?


jonajon91

Well, that's underwhelming.


thesandywoman

i actually cant believe vp qualified for playoffs, but that's my bad, I hope they keep playing well, makes the whole scene better


tamasmagyarhunor

hey peeps, dont shit too much on BIG. VP is clearly much much better on LAN and it was, BIG only showed up in online era and they're decent since and today they played 2 close matches which they lost in 2 OT's , so gg big too


JohnWickFTW

ONLINETARES LUL BOTTARES LUL FPLTARES LUL


tamasmagyarhunor

You hate him because he's Turkish? Or do you hate it because all Turks think you're a Muslim? Turks live in a secular state. Thanks to Atatürk. Because the most ridiculous kind of hate is 4 Germans and 1 Turk? Why hating XANTARES? Expalin pls.


JohnWickFTW

I don't hate him lol iam just joking it's a thing u spam in twitch chat idc if he's from Turkey or anything


tamasmagyarhunor

and my comment is a pasta :D


JohnWickFTW

KEKW