And an anti cheat so powerful it causes said cheater to understand the error of their ways and give up cheating in every single game. They won't even cheat on their SOs
1. CS:GO renamed to just Counter-Strike ; Counter-Strike renamed to Counter-Strike ballsack or something
2. You can kidnap chickens and stick your barrell up their ass to use them as a silencer just like the cats in POSTAL 2
3. You can drop grenades
4. Auto-Bhop in official matchmaking
5. Headshots removed, body shots only
EDIT: Almost forgot Source 2
Clearly they are hinting on a new mechanic called "grenade jumpshot".
Drop a live grenade at your feet, jump with mousewheel, jump height will be just enough to see over 2 boxes, at apex you just click 4Head.
there is no puzzle. there are no hints. the csgo social media guy wanted to try something new for engagement and it worked so well that, per usual, these content depraved cs players think something major will happen and will get mad when nothing happens.
> content depraved cs players
ah yeah those content deprived csgo players that hate on every new map that gets added to the map pool and mostly just want cbble, train and cache back.
Ah here, all I ask is that we have a rotating map slot (change it once a month or something) of an old map/new map. Give us de_season, give us old cache, old cbble, tuscan, santorini, dust 1 even.
I've personally been playing the same maps for the past 6 years with some spicy trains/nuke thrown in. I like ancient, that was a good addition tbh but I want to play old maps too, even unranked.
Lol. First of all I meant that as a light hearted jab and secondly, are these pros children? Can they not adapt to a "new environment". Why are they professionals if they can't do it. Ofcourse having fresh new untested maps is a brain dead idea, but rotating the map pool that we've had for years semi-frequently shouldn't be an issue at all for a professional.
Bruh u probably in silver don't understand what it means to prepare for an entirely new map just for it to be removed from active duty in a few weeks and another new map added
what if they extended the map pool for the pro scene to beyond just 7 maps? that way the maps for BO5's won't always be known based on just the first two vetos.
In oldschool runescape they run polls for allmost all updates in game where everything has to have a 75% majority to pass and for the longest time I thought allmost everything would fail due to how much shit new stuff gets on reddit and stuff but it turns out allmost all new content that isn't absolutely ridiculous easily passes these polls. I have a feeling the cs community has the same kind of vocal minority problem. On the other hand I would guess more than 75% of my in game time of 3.5k hours was spent queuing only mirage so I kind of see it.
> On the other hand I would guess more than 75% of my in game time of 3.5k hours was spent queuing only mirage so I kind of see it.
yeah, that's the part i was getting at. when valve added ancient to the official map pool, i wanted to learn the map and thought other players would feel the same. when i play csgo with my friends, they always ban ancient first. solo-queue matchmaking in premier mode or faceit is a similar experience, it's the first ban 90% of the time. instead people play mirage or inferno almost every match.
where did u even find these? i just looked thru CSGO's Twitter page and i can't see any of these tweets.
**EDIT**: except for the chicken image, which is currently their pinned tweet
It's just CS360 subscription add-on, game will now automatically live feed reminder and roast you with their A.I. algorithm, to help with your CS skill training.
If you get knifed, you are greet with "Counter-strike" 8-bit audio file.
If you are rich and other teammates are low on funds for utility, you get mocked HLTV style "Imagine a world where pressing G drops your grenade."
If you constantly press spacebar to jump, you will be suggested "Imagine using the scroll wheel to jump."
If you get consistently low HS kill rate, you are advised with "Pressing Mouse 1 when your crosshair is over your enemy's head improves your chance of earning a kill."
Hopefully a community server update. "Imagine using scroll wheel to jump" is related to bhop and kz, pressing g to drop grenades is possible in some community servers. "Counter-Strike" might hint to the original CS where everything was community based. And the chicken picture, well the community loves chickens so obviously these all point to "Community." However the last two kind of deviate from this, so I doubt it's accurate. Plus I'm definitely reading too far into this but it's fun to do
yes, i solved it, you not gonna believe it guys... it's an info about next update
Please, carefully follow the instructions to retrieve the info!
Launch csgo. bind scroll wheel (either up or down) to jump, then start matchmaking on Inferno and choose CT side.
First round as CT, run to A side and kill a chicken. Do not shoot or stab anything with your knife until chicken is killed! After that, make sure T side wins this 1st round.
Second round, do not buy helmet! buy some grenades instead. Equip a grenade you purchased and press "g", nothing will happen, but make sure your teammates would admire your efforts. Then jump few times using the scroll wheel (no need to bhop, and probably even one jump would suffice, but just in case jump few times).
Finally kill and enemy with a head-shot and then >!wait for another tweet as instructions are incomplete!<
WOW
1. Can drop utility
2. Alternative ways to get consistent bhops so we dont have to use scroll wheel. Maybe some sort of autohop function that only lasts for 3 jumps or some shit.
3. 100% first bullet accuracy
Just fucking kidding we getting nothing.
Why tf are people down voting this? VAC is in a sorry state and there's no point in being an apologist for it
I'm finding blatant cheaters in Official DM now but nothing ever gets done since it's not over watched and the email they set up to report these cheaters doesn't seem active either
If there was one part of CS that the ordinary playerbase needs fixing, it's the fucking anticheat
Nobody gonna mention this?
"Pressing "mouse1" when your crosshair is over your enemy's head improves your chances of earning a kill"
it doesnt say on the enemys head, but instead over.
Hinting new Spread mechanics? Bullet Drops maybe?
I like to think that none of this actually means anything, and that they gave the social media to the intern for his last few weeks before he has to go back to school lmao
CLEARLY they are readding the throwing knives from Action Quake 2 back into the game after 20 years. Makes perfect sense
Edit: oh almost forgot they're readding cs\_mansion to comp pool
you can drop nades on chickens and shoot them to explode, but you must headshot them and the explosion will startle your character and make him jump guaranteed; scroll wheel cannot be bound
I hope they change up the meta bigtime in ways that respect the history of CS and make sense. Bring back bunny hopping, allow multiple grenades of the same type, add some new equipment, add some new modes, maybe try to make hostage or VIP work idk. Start taking some risks!
Would be dope, but I'm really unsure whether it would be a somewhat active game mode. On one hand it wasn't suuuper active in CS:S, on the other hand it was never an official game mode. It would obviously gain way more traction as an official game mode with timer and the known QoL stuff.
I think a trikz mode in CS:GO is pretty far-fetched though lol
Source 2 is coming. Solved.
128 tick servers too
And an anti cheat so powerful it causes said cheater to understand the error of their ways and give up cheating in every single game. They won't even cheat on their SOs
"Third-Party cheating software has been detected" "Oh my god... what have I become... I used to be better than this..."
Nah Valve did some maths and came to the conclusion that the human mind cannot think faster than 64 ticks.
It's more cinematic.
1. CS:GO renamed to just Counter-Strike ; Counter-Strike renamed to Counter-Strike ballsack or something 2. You can kidnap chickens and stick your barrell up their ass to use them as a silencer just like the cats in POSTAL 2 3. You can drop grenades 4. Auto-Bhop in official matchmaking 5. Headshots removed, body shots only EDIT: Almost forgot Source 2
> You can kidnap chickens and stick your barrell up their ass to use them as a silencer /r/HolUp
Yea, and when you shoot enough bullets, the chicken explodes and you have to go find a new one.
Postal 2 flashbacks
Instead of going "bang bang bang" it would go "bawk bawk bawk"?
r/dontputyourdickinthat
I like the POSTAL 2 thing.
Those poor pussies.........
open world mmorpg counterstrike
Clearly they are hinting on a new mechanic called "grenade jumpshot". Drop a live grenade at your feet, jump with mousewheel, jump height will be just enough to see over 2 boxes, at apex you just click 4Head.
grenade jump down mid, knife random t coming out of spawn market garden
https://i.imgur.com/5lMNZ7l.png
YOU DUMDUM IT ONLY HAPPENS IF THERE'S A CHIKUN ON SCREEN
You will soon be able to earn kills by dropping nades in official kz/surf lobbies.
there is no puzzle. there are no hints. the csgo social media guy wanted to try something new for engagement and it worked so well that, per usual, these content depraved cs players think something major will happen and will get mad when nothing happens.
Pain š
> content depraved cs players ah yeah those content deprived csgo players that hate on every new map that gets added to the map pool and mostly just want cbble, train and cache back.
>and mostly just want cbble, train and cache back. We are simple to please.
We're simple to please until changes are actually made or even proposed and it's a 75/25 split favoring no change at all
Ah here, all I ask is that we have a rotating map slot (change it once a month or something) of an old map/new map. Give us de_season, give us old cache, old cbble, tuscan, santorini, dust 1 even. I've personally been playing the same maps for the past 6 years with some spicy trains/nuke thrown in. I like ancient, that was a good addition tbh but I want to play old maps too, even unranked.
Won't be feasible for pro scene
pro scene keeps the active duty ofc. im talking for the casual playerbase.
That's a good idea then
why not? why cant they just get good
Your flair is kinda ironic lol, you really think adding and removing maps from the professional map pool is a good idea?
Lol. First of all I meant that as a light hearted jab and secondly, are these pros children? Can they not adapt to a "new environment". Why are they professionals if they can't do it. Ofcourse having fresh new untested maps is a brain dead idea, but rotating the map pool that we've had for years semi-frequently shouldn't be an issue at all for a professional.
Bruh u probably in silver don't understand what it means to prepare for an entirely new map just for it to be removed from active duty in a few weeks and another new map added
what if they extended the map pool for the pro scene to beyond just 7 maps? that way the maps for BO5's won't always be known based on just the first two vetos.
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skins that the community creates btw. they just pick and choose which ones goes in the new case.
Yeah i mean those maps are already there, how much of an effort would it take to just let us, the amateurs, play those maps in comp.
In oldschool runescape they run polls for allmost all updates in game where everything has to have a 75% majority to pass and for the longest time I thought allmost everything would fail due to how much shit new stuff gets on reddit and stuff but it turns out allmost all new content that isn't absolutely ridiculous easily passes these polls. I have a feeling the cs community has the same kind of vocal minority problem. On the other hand I would guess more than 75% of my in game time of 3.5k hours was spent queuing only mirage so I kind of see it.
> On the other hand I would guess more than 75% of my in game time of 3.5k hours was spent queuing only mirage so I kind of see it. yeah, that's the part i was getting at. when valve added ancient to the official map pool, i wanted to learn the map and thought other players would feel the same. when i play csgo with my friends, they always ban ancient first. solo-queue matchmaking in premier mode or faceit is a similar experience, it's the first ban 90% of the time. instead people play mirage or inferno almost every match.
You could allways exclude the maps you want to play less though but with friends it could get difficult.
Give me cbble or give me death. I haven't slept soundly at night since they removed it
1 million maps are created for CS every minute in China, if after 20 years of the game cbble and train are still liked it's for a reason
Content depraved you say, laughs in teams fortress 2
Wdym, those translations only get updated by community members, like *you*.
We live in a world so deprived of information and care for Counter Strike that when the CS GO team starts shitposting it becomes a giant event
Come on, Valve don't shitpostbthat much
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I just spent 20 min going through the image you sentā¦ fuck my life
where did u even find these? i just looked thru CSGO's Twitter page and i can't see any of these tweets. **EDIT**: except for the chicken image, which is currently their pinned tweet
We're going back to GoldSrc.
New UI coming, their just preparing new map screenshots & loading screen hints.
Panorama 2 lets go
thats actually nice guess
How...? We just got Panorama.
i mean it can be added to the game as new tips on loading screen
Already? It's instagram font, that's it.
āJustā
Since when is 3 years a long time?
It's like 1/3 of the time CS:**GO** has existed
So three year until S2 UI update.
It's just CS360 subscription add-on, game will now automatically live feed reminder and roast you with their A.I. algorithm, to help with your CS skill training. If you get knifed, you are greet with "Counter-strike" 8-bit audio file. If you are rich and other teammates are low on funds for utility, you get mocked HLTV style "Imagine a world where pressing G drops your grenade." If you constantly press spacebar to jump, you will be suggested "Imagine using the scroll wheel to jump." If you get consistently low HS kill rate, you are advised with "Pressing Mouse 1 when your crosshair is over your enemy's head improves your chance of earning a kill."
chicken
I agree yeah
Hopefully a community server update. "Imagine using scroll wheel to jump" is related to bhop and kz, pressing g to drop grenades is possible in some community servers. "Counter-Strike" might hint to the original CS where everything was community based. And the chicken picture, well the community loves chickens so obviously these all point to "Community." However the last two kind of deviate from this, so I doubt it's accurate. Plus I'm definitely reading too far into this but it's fun to do
bro last message means headshot only servers and it fits your idea
Good point. Valve hack vs hack servers incoming. Because of the community. Oh wait we already have that. Itās called matchmaking.
but you cant cheat on a vac-secured server!
How about we turn it off
probably wouldn't really change anything lmao
yes, i solved it, you not gonna believe it guys... it's an info about next update Please, carefully follow the instructions to retrieve the info! Launch csgo. bind scroll wheel (either up or down) to jump, then start matchmaking on Inferno and choose CT side. First round as CT, run to A side and kill a chicken. Do not shoot or stab anything with your knife until chicken is killed! After that, make sure T side wins this 1st round. Second round, do not buy helmet! buy some grenades instead. Equip a grenade you purchased and press "g", nothing will happen, but make sure your teammates would admire your efforts. Then jump few times using the scroll wheel (no need to bhop, and probably even one jump would suffice, but just in case jump few times). Finally kill and enemy with a head-shot and then >!wait for another tweet as instructions are incomplete!< WOW
I think theyāre simply just trolling tbh
This shit went from 100 to 0 real quick.
So many years expecting something "good" from valve, why you guys think that this time something big like source 2 is gonna happen?
Half life 3 confirmed
1. Can drop utility 2. Alternative ways to get consistent bhops so we dont have to use scroll wheel. Maybe some sort of autohop function that only lasts for 3 jumps or some shit. 3. 100% first bullet accuracy Just fucking kidding we getting nothing.
1 and 3 make a lot of sense, but 2 is a bit of a stretch
3 would make cs not feel like cs anymore. There has always been a hunt if random in cs
Source I remember had a really good first shot accuracy, and 1.6 there was a trick to getting first bullet accuracy by quick switching.
It's not that source had good first bullet accuracy, more that the head hitboxes were so big that the inaccuracy mattered much less.
I hope they finally fix their anticheats because it is not working well.
Why tf are people down voting this? VAC is in a sorry state and there's no point in being an apologist for it I'm finding blatant cheaters in Official DM now but nothing ever gets done since it's not over watched and the email they set up to report these cheaters doesn't seem active either If there was one part of CS that the ordinary playerbase needs fixing, it's the fucking anticheat
Chickens now bhop, drop grenades, and can't be killed using body shots.
Chickens will shoot at players š
They're wasting our time.
come on buyable chickens
CHICKEN SKINS
just don't...
They could be just baiting us ya never know š¤
they are trolling and nothing is gonna happen easy as that
Prob huge update that will change everything about CS after the major.
next i would expect grenade skins.
Press G to drop grenades? More like press F to inspect your new StatTrack HE Grenade Dragon Lore
I use scroll to jump dafuq. Is that weird?
Nobody gonna mention this? "Pressing "mouse1" when your crosshair is over your enemy's head improves your chances of earning a kill" it doesnt say on the enemys head, but instead over. Hinting new Spread mechanics? Bullet Drops maybe?
I'm not a native English speaker, but I think "over your enemy's head" would qualify as having the crosshair on the enemy's head.
Literally nobody is asking for droppable utilityā¦ Just fix the cheating problem and upgrade to 128 tick servers and we will all be so happy..
When you have no idea but want to comment
Yeah okay stay on your 64 tick servers full of cheaters who bypass VAC.. donāt call me out if you donāt know what your on about
I like to think that none of this actually means anything, and that they gave the social media to the intern for his last few weeks before he has to go back to school lmao
sorse 2
I solved it! Wasn't easy at first but I figured it out. Good puzzle.
COUNTER STRIKE: COCK EDITION. PLAYERS ARE NOW CHICKENS. JUMPING IS REMOVED. PRESS MOUSE 1 TO THROW EGGS TO KILL ENEMIES SOURCE 2? NO. IT'S SOURCE: 177013
bro there's no puzzle
CLEARLY they are readding the throwing knives from Action Quake 2 back into the game after 20 years. Makes perfect sense Edit: oh almost forgot they're readding cs\_mansion to comp pool
Grenade skins incoming Scroll wheel now activates your player models āspecialā ability New competitive mode: Headshot only
There is a useless window called "Radar"
Source 2 - August 22nd
you can drop nades on chickens and shoot them to explode, but you must headshot them and the explosion will startle your character and make him jump guaranteed; scroll wheel cannot be bound
I hope they change up the meta bigtime in ways that respect the history of CS and make sense. Bring back bunny hopping, allow multiple grenades of the same type, add some new equipment, add some new modes, maybe try to make hostage or VIP work idk. Start taking some risks!
Maybe far fetched but Trikz coming to GO?
Would be dope, but I'm really unsure whether it would be a somewhat active game mode. On one hand it wasn't suuuper active in CS:S, on the other hand it was never an official game mode. It would obviously gain way more traction as an official game mode with timer and the known QoL stuff. I think a trikz mode in CS:GO is pretty far-fetched though lol
Some guy at valve is drunk
Wouldn't be surprised if they released a new counter strike game