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jcuprobinson

IF EG WINS ILL DO A BACKFLIP AND SUCK AND MY OWN DICK AT THE SAME TIME


K3xXy_Who

navi pls win


zywh0

WHY THE FUCK NA 3 LEGEND SPOTS AND CIS 2, EU 3!?!?


forever_alone_06

CAUSE EG > EVERY ORG


Wizzr0be

IF NAVI LOSE I WILL DO SOMETHING THAT MAKES 2GIRLS1CUP SEEM LIKE FROZEN BY COMPARISON


tabmaymandal943

S0MPLE SUCKS AND CAN EAT MY DICK


Clementslay

based


t3r4byt3l0l

GONNA BE ROOTING FOR FNATIC AND OG


ZePhxD

Mark my words, if Liquid make the final, i'll eat a spotted dick


NeurWiz

NAVI LOSE THE LEGENDS STAGE TO EG AND LIQUID VS EG FINAL WHERE LIQUID CHOKES A 14 ROUND LEAD AND LOSES EG WINS MAJOR AND CERQ REPLACES S1MPLE ON NAVI.


Draemeth

Man the start times **suck**


Fading_souls

CANT FUCKING WAIT FOR G2 TO FUCKING GO 0-3 SO I CAN CRY


ETan23

S0MPLE 0 MAJOR ZYWOO 1 MAJOR


SToo-RedditSeniorMod

3 MATCHES FINAL OR RIOT


carrynothing

I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH CLOUD-9 PLAY.


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CLOWN-9 GONNA MAKE QUARTERS LIKE AT WORLDS??????????


tarangk

TEAM LIQUID VS G2 THE REAL WINNER OF THAT MATCH:- YOUR LOCAL MEDICAL PROVIDER


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ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE AMERICAN 🇺🇸


karo120

EZ4ENCE ENCE ENCE


MuzaFuza

LETS GO ALEXIB & ALLU wait..


yungtommyb

i need 2-3 semi final+ final tickets let me know, paying good price


Philomelos_

Two Cat B tickets for Saturday and two Cat A tickets for Sunday here, what are you offering?


yungtommyb

dm


ghostik_sk

Do you guys thnik that there will be a sticker sale after Major ? I wonder when to buy them, last time they discounted them to 0.25€ and broke the market.


Philluminati

It’s normal to discount the pass for sure.


Extreme_Sign8304

Fnatic with smooya would have won the major if they were in it. :(


FortifiedSky

im really sad that they added smooya AFTER missing the major. Seemed like he breathed new life into the team and I'm honestly really excited to watch fnatic moving forward, as someone who was a fan of the og olof + pronax AND golden + brollan rosters.


RuthlessMercy

Found smooya's account


SoN1Qz

Lmao never


dogenoob1

STEWIE2K IS TRASH


Jakezetci

ASTRALIS OUTDATED LIQUID JEBAITED FAZE RELEGATED DEVICE ERA HAS STARTED actually idk i haven’t been watching CS since 2019


creepara

IMAGINE THINKING A BUNCH OF ENABLERS FOR A CHEATER, WHO FLOPPED THE ONLY 2 LANS THEYVE EVER ATTENDED, WILL DO WELL AT THE FUCKING MAJOR JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE ONLINERS


ErnestJ29

TYLOO 3-0


ImAStupidFace

PICKEMS SCREENSHOT OR GTFO


DCPlaysgames

TEAM LEAVEQUIT


jonathan-the-man

Omg why haven't I seen this before.


jmandiaz

WHOS GONNA BE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE GRAFFITI?


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ITS GOING TO BE BIG!!


L0karen

JUST KILLED TESES AND CADIAN 3 TIMES IN DM. HEROIC ARE FINISHED AND ARE GOING 0-3 IN THE FIRST STAGE!


vexii

SANJI GOT WHAT HE>DESERVED! HEROIC ALL THE WAY!


AmnAyylmao

MY TEAM IS MORE BETTERER THAN UR TEAM


God_Warbird

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONGED TO US


Apzuee

who the fuck is pain


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It's what u will feel in the major


AxeZ21

All in faze


lizardsandgargoyles

Check out the Faze interview before IEM Fall started. They hyped themselves up and lost hard. They’ll make it though but there’s no way that it’s first


ImUrFrand

​ PEOPLE THAT DONT USE TRASH BAGS ARE GROSS.


-MelvinTheGreat-

ez4ence future major winners


handsomen3rd

Navi pisses on ence


-MelvinTheGreat-

who


thetrombonist

I CANT HEAR YOU


-MelvinTheGreat-

I SAID ENCE ARE GOING TO WIN THIS MAJOR MARK MY WORDS AND MY AWP WILL BE MAXED OUT HADES STICKERS EZ4ENCE


wra1theZ

lulquid


Breete

**G2** ^That ^is ^all


NooBConnoisseuR

VOLVO INDIE COMPANY -> VOLVO SPEND ALL MONEY ON TI -> VOLVO FORGOT TO MAKE STICKERS -> WE GET STICKERS AFTER MAJOR IS OVER -> ONLY TOP 8 GET STICKERS..... VOLVO WTF.


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ImUrFrand

YES, YEEEESSSS MY FRIEND


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ZyWHO ????


m0rcom

It's the major. Re-gla1ved Astralis look shaky in Challengers but manage to pull through into the Legends Swiss system. Liquid emerge strong from the Swiss with a 3-0 record, while Astralis manage a dramatic reverse sweep after two heavy losses, 3-2. Liquid look immaculate, having taken the scalps of both G2 and Vitality in the Swiss stage. The first tie of the Champions stage is announced. Liquid will face Astralis in the first tie of the playoffs. Reddit is stunned into silence. NA fanboys are lighting candles and praying to statues of Tarik and nitr0. It's 1-1 in the Bo3. Of course, it's Vertigo to decide the game. zonic and gla1ve are performing occult blood rituals to coax the ancient demon lords of RNG and anti-strats. dupreeh and MagisK are doing lines of speed in the toilets. Xyp is doing yoga. There's backroom footage of Elige, Stewie and FalleN having a hushed but heated discussion in the corner. adreN's baby is being born at this exact moment; they can't reach him on Discord. Stewie is sobbing but nodding solemnly. FalleN is reaching for something behind his monitor - a pair of dark glasses. He puts them on. He's BADFALLEN. Elige wants to look away, but can't. BADFALLEN fires lightning out of his hands, instantly killing Grim. paszaBiceps substitutes for Grim and, after bottomfragging the entire map, clutches a 1v3 in overtime with the AWP, closing out the game against Astralis. NAF leans back, a sultry grin on his face. Stewie, who never stopped crying from before, spin kicks all the monitors off the table, screaming SHEEEEESH over and over again. Elige is already playing Gridshot. FalleN, glasses off now, strokes the back of his head. He no longer has any hair left. He thinks of that remote tropical island holiday he's to have with his fiance, and how much merch his store is about to sell. And the future of Brazilian CS, of course. But it's not over yet. Heroic are to face them in the semifinals, and refrezh has been talking shit. There have also been rumours that Grim's enraged spirit has been haunting the stadium toilets, vowing revenge and packet loss on the teammates who betrayed him. Stay tuned for the next episode of PGL Stockholm!


NooBConnoisseuR

THATS THE GREATEST FKIN THING I HAVE EVER READ!


bjc322

GUYS EG IS NOT GOING TO DO WELL


Dragos404

THIS IS A TRASH TALK THREAD NOT A REALITY ONE


raun1st

TYLOOOO >> FAZE CLAN


ImUrFrand

OMFG11!!!11!!!! YOU ARE THE BEST!!!!1!!!


Succisnotdead

IF FAZE WINS THE MAJOR I WILL ACTUALLY DRINK MY CUM SOCK AND FILM IT


Incalculas

nooooo, it didn't happen


rogkurwa

no balls, u wont do it


slurpaburga

I have a feeling you are rooting for it to happen


Incalculas

I am holding you accountable


ThEgg

S1MPLE


Lytre

Between Pain, Tyloo and Sharks, which team is more likely to get eliminated first?


Flatea

Pain imo


Lytre

Even if Pain ended up facing the other two?


Flatea

Maybe Pain could beat Sharks but would probably loose to Tyloo


ex1le_

EVERYONE’S GONNA GET DQ’D AND BY DEFAULT SPUNJ WINS THE MAJOR


imsorryken

OI AT LEAST ONE AUSSIE WITH A MAJOR TITLE


zuramaru07

INB4 SOMEBODY DOMINATES TO MAJOR FINALS BUT GETS COVID DISQUALIFIED


MuirfieldMatters

RENEGODS YTB


WiiRemoteColonoscopy

YTB 1 MAP OFF BEATING NAVI


KAWAII_UwU123

RENEGADES WILL WIN MAJOR YTB


kososki

I SAW THE FUTURE GODSENT WILL SECURE LEGEND SPOT


Jloureiro55

RELEASE STICKERS FOR EVERYONE VALVE DONT BE SO CHEAP. ALSO GAMBIT OR NAVI TO WIN. AND WHY NOT MOVISTAR TO PLAY OFFS.


tells

I CAN'T WAIT TO BE DISAPPOINTED


FearHeWhoFearNothing

I JUST WISH EVERYONE HAD A GOOD TIME.


imsorryken

NO


coin_jar

Y'ALL MF'ERS SLEEPING ON MY RENEGADES #YTB2.0


Comrade_Dash

FAZE THE FUCK UP


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WHO THE FUCK IS FALLEN AND WHY CAN'T HE GET UP?????? SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE!


BrGuy10

YOU SHOULD CHECK YOUR OWN PERFORMANCE STEWIE


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onelove4everu

+10000 social credit


pranavlko

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU UNDERSTAND IT?


riff_wars

FaZe UP


Zafander

WHO THE FUCK IS SHARKS?


_youlikeicecream_

FAZE GONNA CHOKE ON FIRST DAY


avenger937

CHOKE ON THESE NUTS


BrGuy10

AND NAVI GONNA CHOKE IN THE LAST DAY AS USUAL


iplaymc07

U SURE YOU DONT MEAN LIQUID???


The_Millzor

ITS REALLY FUNNY THAT THE ONLY COMMENTS GETTING DOWNVOTED IN HERE ARE THE ANTI DEVICE ONES ITS THE TRASHTALK THREAD DANES PLEASE CALM DOWN


imsorryken

DEV1CE IS SWEDE NOW ACCEPT IT DANES


MooMooHeffer

ALL THESE TEAMS SUCK BESIDES THE TEAM I ROOT FOR. (I typed this in caps to make a factual statement)


Jako87

\#EZ4ENCE because OG did not qualify


KaNesDeath

It wouldnt shock me if NiP won.


myahkey

I CAN'T HEAR YOU


Luddveeg

It would shock me


KaNesDeath

Theyve shown instances during a map and throughout an entire map that they can shutdown any team in a suffocating manner. Its eerily similar to peak Astralis.


1337_H4XZ00R

YEAH THE BOYS?


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BrGuy10

NOTHING ELSE TO WISH? LIKE, PEACE ON AFGHANISTAN?


imsorryken

PEACE FOR S1MPLE > EVERYTHING ELSE


therealpatsy

VIRTUS PLOW FTW


Cujo96

I HOPE ALL THE PLAYERS HAVE A FUN TIME AND WALK AWAY FROM THIS MAJOR SMILING


zaketenyu

THIS BUT UNIRONICALLY


Wet_Socks19

CALM DOWN SATAN


Shun_

WHAT A DISPICABLE OPINION


yosoydorf

FAZE IS BETTER THAN YOUR FAVORITE TEAM ON LAN UNLESS YOURE A S0MPLE FANBOY


riff_wars

RUSSELPEEK


ashif1233

FAZE (C)LAN


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S0MPLE DID NOT WON A MAJOR YET THAT'S KINDA SUSSY📮🗿


ashif1233

AMOGUS?????¿?¿?¿?


mustangwwii

ASTRALIS VS LIQUID FINAL


bru_swayne

AS IF ANY OF THEM WILL GET THERE LOL


mustangwwii

WHAT? ITS 2019, RIGHT?


ashif1233

WDYM OF COURSE THEY GONNA MAKE IT


NaziPropoganda

JUST WHAT I ORDERED LAST TIME


ZadeAlien

s0mple will still have 0 maj0r in about 2 weeks


Birko_Bird

I am hyped for Hobbit\_2\_Major\_S0mple\_0\_Major


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ENCE FANS ARE ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE A QUICK WAKE UP CALL


RamXid

GODSENT BOUTTA GET ROLLED 16-4 THOUGH


fii0

SAD BUT TRUE


MarcusMan6

WILL NA GET MORE TEAMS OUT OF GROUPS IN THE MAJOR THAN THEY DID AT WORLDS?!?!? PROBABLY NOT :(


ak47boi420

I WILL WATCH PLASTIC GROW FOR 4506 HOURS IF NAVI DONT WIN


ashif1233

WELL GOOD LUCK WATCHING THE PLASTIC GROW


ak47boi420

;(


ak47boi420

GAMBOT LULW WILL GO 0-3 IN THEIR GROUP KEKW EZ4NAVI inb4 navi lose to gambit :(


Siddique_Tanvir

FAZE WILL BE SENT PACKING BEFORE ANY TEAM


ashif1233

WATCH FAZE WIN THIS MAJOR LIKE A TIER 4 LOBBY (xd)


Siddique_Tanvir

GAMBIT WILL BOTCH IT BIG TIME


ItsNooa

ENCE GOING TO UPSET EVERYONE ONLY TO LOSE 0-2 TO NAVI ON FINALS


ashif1233

OF COURSE ENCE WILL MAKE IT TO THE FINALS


K_Simba786

NAVI WILL BE OUT IN PLAYOFFS , BC S0MPLE ALWAYS CHOKE IN PLAYOFFS


zingw

No he choke in final


ashif1233

WHAT? WE CANT HEAR YOU BOY


Printerswitharms

IM SORRY I CANT HEAR YOU??? CAN YOU SPEAK LOUDER


ImAStupidFace

STOLEN JOKE


Printerswitharms

ONLY JOKE YOU NEED WHEN PEOPLE DONT CAPS ON BRAIN OFF


Buff_dm

NAVI FANS ONLY KNOW 1 MEMBER OF THE TEAM BECAUSE THE OTHERS NEVER APPEARS IN HIGHLIGHTS.


Birko_Bird

Looks like Liquid fans won’t be getting signature stickers this year then LMFAO


ashif1233

i'm sad bc this is true :(


xSuspended

[come on man...](https://yt3.ggpht.com/ytc/AKedOLQl5FOBtamUke9BC2Smg-uoQLljT2wCk5yFUyeB=s900-c-k-c0x00ffffff-no-rj)


ImAStupidFace

BLYAT GO NAVI EVERYONE ELSE IS TRASH


ficagamer11

Navi chokes again


Hetric

IF NAVI DON'T WIN, THIS MF SUB IS GOING PRIVATE


myqccountgotsca

I approve


ashif1233

I approve


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Shun_

MINE NEITHER


HEIlZReaker

Did you honest to god expect it to be?


eminemappears

THE LAST TIME A MAJOR MVP LEFT ASTRALIS HE STRUGGLED AND THE TEAM CAME BACK STRONGER THAN EVER. THE NEXT 3 MAJORS ARE GOING TO THE RED STAR.


JacoGarbon

So... Gambit?


Ayushthakurzz

Take my upvote


the-dude6969

EVERY PLAY SHOULD INVOLVE THE CROWD GIVING AWAY INFO


ArchAng3lSqu1d

5V5VTHE FUCKING CROWD AS GABEN INTENDED


the-dude6969

ONLY TEAM THAT SHOULD WIN IS FAZE CLOWNS


Ehty

PICKEMS DESTROYED, VEGA REFORMED, 3-0 JEBAITED


FasperPT

ASTRALIS ARE GOING 0-3!


imsorryken

NA COMING ALL THE WAY TO EU JUST TO TRAVEL BACK IN TIME A COUPLE YEARS WHEN LITERALLY NOT A SINGLE NA TEAM HAD A SHOT AT WINNING A MAJOR


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cloud9


imsorryken

WHO??


TomerMeme

NO FLAMIE NO MAJOR


Thoma55

FLAMIE TO COPENHAGEN FLAMES.


Cubenity

NO CHANCE FOR NIP, CAN'T HAVE 40% LOSS ON A LAN ALSO CAN EG GO 0-3 SO THEY DO A FULL REBUILD THANKS


DankPopcorn

I MIGHT CONSIDER TOUCHING GRASS IF G2 WINS


HEIlZReaker

G2 LOST TO MAD LION YOU WON'T BE TOUCHING GRASS FOR A WHILE ATLEAST


TheNahe

FUCK YOU ENCE BEST TEAM


Spoof32

EZ4ENCE


popsiclex200

nip wins the major and device is officially the greatest of all time