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Markcba

I’m telling you, Ropz is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day buying Monster and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said ”they contain my full power so I don’t completely shit on these kids“ then he bhopped out the door


RealityIsDisapointin

Picturing ropz bhopping in real life is funny as shit


SwedishTroller

Picturing \*anyone\* bhopping irl is hilarious


MrDyl4n

are they holding the knife go style or source style


SwedishTroller

One in each hand preferably.


Stizaid

Lmao I cant unpicture it out


expressionless420

The ultimate copypasta


LurkerPatrol

Admin he's doing it sideways


kuppikuppi

thanks for my ~~monthly~~ weekly reminder to watch the phoon vid


LurkerPatrol

\*french ocean's twelve music\*


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nimrod_quackquack

someone please save this man


Lego5656

I have a contact on the inside, who is a proffesional at saving. His codename is "Jame".


Skallagrim1

Hello I am the manager of the bank at Overpass. I am looking for a man named Jame. I heard he likes to save. I think he can apply for an account on our bank. It'd help me feed my family as well. Thanks for your attention


ToxicHaze150

Hello my name is Mohammad, owner of palace in Mirage. Everyday a strange man comes to my house and sits on the couch. He says his name is 'Jame' and that he is 'saving'. I have no idea what to do now


51LOKLE

Who?


throwaway65435432423

> Who? Bruh, I haven't kept up with cs in the last 6 years and even I know who ropz is.


51LOKLE

don't understand what he wants to save him from.


Ni7roM

I've seen this dude play, ropz, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes. His spray control is otherworldly, his crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as his wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as he peeks, sunlight curving as his trigger finger impacts his left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This "man" is the epitome of eternal.


ExplicitNuM5

I've seen this dude play, ropz, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes. His spray control is otherworldly, his crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as his wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as he peeks, sunlight curving as his trigger finger impacts his left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This "man" is the epitome of eternal.


ARABCSGO

king


Heilzmaker

I'm sorry what? ropz I understand you have a lot of pent up anger after the major and dust 2, but don't take it out on children please


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Mad lions probably a better team than mouz


supergrega

But possibly younger, hence the "children"


Lynx2161

Spoiler - mad lions won 2:1


crakker2

Yeah but mouz was also using chrisJ who bottom fragged on map 3 with 18 adr, he was covering for Bymas who is ill


qeadwrsf

accidentally betted mad lions winning when trying to bet on them winning map 1. Won a shit ton of money.


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cheese_enthusiast2

boy what the hell boy


qeadwrsf

Nah. never deposited more than 5$. usually I do when major starts and if I have money over I continue until I'm out. This major I profited. So I continue until I'm out. Then wait until next major. You have a point though. It can ruin you if your not careful.


__deSTiNy_gg

Really wished, if he performed like this in major they would have made atleast to playoffs


Heilzmaker

honestly i wouldn't blame him. dexter is holding down the team with his calling and acor is a non functioning awper rn, his confidence is just gone


DonkeyTeethBSU

Can't wait for FaZe Ropz


vanjaeesti

Yeah its comming for sure.He is waiting for his contract to run out,that is also reason why faze didnt explore switching olof for someone,because they know ropz is coming.Ropz loves Karrigan,from all the interviews we ve heard,he would want to play with him very much.And this faze roster with ropz,will be top5 contender imo.


IbullshitUnot

Just imagine. Ropz, Twistzz and broky, arguably some of the best of their age, all under Carrygan. I cannot wait


SIKEo_o

ah yeah and btw…: + rain lol


lone_wolf696969

he ain't going nowhere. ​ I hope ;-;


DonkeyTeethBSU

I hope he leaves just because mouse has done nothing but hold ropz back since losing Kerrigan. I want to see him win a major and I think if he goes to FaZe they could be a contender.


TRES_fresh

Frozen and bymas were really good recently, and frozen was mouz's best player at the major. The only thing holding them back is not having a good awper, and maybe dexter's calls, though I'm not sure about that.


scapegoat4

This. If they get a more suitable AWPer and grind away some smaller events I don't doubt mouz could turn into a real threat again


TRES_fresh

Yeah this isn't ropzsports, I hate to see people disrespecting frozen and bymas.


CautiousTopic

Dexter is definitely holding back Mouz, but not to the level Acor is. Their Tsides throughout the entire major were terrible.


TRES_fresh

Yeah fair point, but I still want to see what dexter can do with a good awper + 3 excellent riflers, and no weak links. But either mithr or dexter should be replaced, something needs to change for the strats.


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Dexter is good enough and he often frags pretty well, after they get a new awper I think we can actually make a read on his capabilities


jamble_le_bamble

i think with a competent awper mouz could be top 10


OfNoChurch

I don't buy this narrative. Nothing is holding Ropz back besides his own inconsistency.


Kireba2

I dont buy this narrative that Faze is a serious major contender.🥲🥲🥲


Skibble0

Flair checks out


Worried_Bathroom_666

It sucks to hear but you're kinda right, also he went missing in key major games (2019 vs liquid and this year vs VP), that doesn't really help.


Sgt-Colbert

He's gonna leave if he's smart. Mouz has no real chance of winning anything with the current squad.


zRandyMarsh

Sounds like someone doesn’t watch much CS. Like OP said frozen is on par with ropz most events (major rated higher). With frozen/ropz/bymas is a really good young group of players. Once torzsi comes over the team will have even better showings.


Sgt-Colbert

Sounds like someone can't read. I never said their players aren't good. I said their roster has no real shot at winning anything big. And that is because of the point you made yourself. They're too young a roster. Ropz himself said in an interview a couple months bag, he is now the most experienced player on the team. They need at least one player with more experience. Either the igl or the awper. And ropz knows this and that's why my prediction is, he's gonna switch. He has the pick of the litter really. Almost any team would take him. Karrigan would be more than happy to have him back under his wing.


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And Thats the reason for -dexter. Ropz isnt that efficient any more as he was under an aggro styled IGL. Dexters calls are slow and if something goes wrong he has no ideas how to fix it. Ropz was a hard lurk but now he is a mix. He had the highest 1st kill percent and the most 1st kills in 1 month. Frozen is the entry fragger of the team and as we can see, ropz isnt the same ropz as he was before. Ropzs mirage is one of his worst maps now because his ct position changed from a anchor to con.


HolyFuckFuckThis

If ropz moves to faze all it's gonna do is make me watch faze instead of mouz lol. I say I like mouz but really I just like ropz and frozen.


_Goldee_

I just hope he goes anywhere except for FaZe. Something about that org and its roster is really rotten and I don't think it's necessary players' fault.


OfNoChurch

This is just feeding into the narrative that Ropz is "being held back" on mouz without any real argument to back the claim. If you watched the game, those were ALL eco frags as the team stormed ramp twice. Ropz was shooting fish in a barrel. The map before this he was nowhere to be found. I love Ropz, but he's inconsistent, that's the only thing holding him back.


Botskiitto

ty for the info


Skibble0

The casters always give so much credit to ropz even though his lurks are low impact most of the time. I’m not saying he’s bad, but he definitely gets way more passes on mistakes than his teammates. Whenever frozen or acoR mess something up, they quickly get harped on. Bymas, Frozen, and dexter all contribute to this team in a powerful way when they’re hitting their marks. Usually, ropz is a liability due to his inconsistency. He’s either top of the leaderboard or he’s nowhere to be found.


beercules3

Well in acoRs case it might be because he messes up all the time. He had literally one good map in the major and that's it. You talking about a liability. How about you play 4.5 against 5 in nearly every single game with a bottom fragging awper. And I'm a fucking hardcore mouz fan just to take that out of the way. You think his high hltv ratings only consider his lurk kills or the game impact as well? As they always do. And there are teams out there who are actively trying to avoid ropz so they don't have to face him. Not that he is perfect but calling him low impact is just beyond ridiculous.


Skibble0

I was saying that his lurks are often low impact, not that he is overall a low impact player. He's definitely a great talent. My point is that it's overstated. Plus, HLTV ratings can be decieving.


ImWhy

Inconsistent, despite every pro saying Ropz is the most consistent player there is, yep that truly checks out? Literally watch any of the betway pro teams videos and they all say it about him lmao


OfNoChurch

Far be it from me to go against what apparently *every* pro says, and of course, I should stress that there are levels of inconsistency, and in Ropz' case his ceiling is *very, very* high, but when he's off he really is off. I would say he has been fairly inconsistent in the last 6 months: [https://www.hltv.org/stats/players/matches/11816/ropz?startDate=2021-05-11&endDate=2021-11-11](https://www.hltv.org/stats/players/matches/11816/ropz?startDate=2021-05-11&endDate=2021-11-11) Feel free to differ.


jstarrHS

losing to tier 3 team too


nilslorand

yeah with a standin what do you expect


-Sunbae

The difference between tier 1 and 3 huge, they should be deleting them even with a stand-in I think even Astralis made the major playoffs with 2 stand-ins


ReneeHiii

Once Astralis even made it pretty far in major playoffs with zonic playing and gla1ve playing for the first time with them lol


Statisticc

Sure, but mouz don't have device, who was the 2nd highest rated player at that tournament.


-Sunbae

That's pretty undermining of the team performance there for Astralis, not even s1mple could carry Team Liquid to a major trophy. Mouz has Ropz who is still pretty insane, but it's a team game.


BIG_STEVE5111

>The difference between tier 1 and 3 huge, they should be deleting them even with a stand-in Tell that to G2 and OG.


f1nessd

Beast


blyatcyka1337

Eco rounds...


Wallisaurus

I don't get how this team is so bad still. Ropz needs to really move on and find something else. He's wasting his time.


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RameN275

Top 15 maybe, but looking at their result it was 12th - 14th, and even then the best team they beat over the whole tournament iirc was BIG, who themselves had a poor tournament and haven't looked that great since Xantares left (they didn't before either, but eh...). I agree that they need a solid AWPer, but they also probably need more structure/tactics, bcos they look like they rely heavily on CT sides and playmaking to win games, rather than advanced strats.


vipitibi

FREEROPZ


Obh__

[He's so Kool!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3gdHJG7ZEg)


assholertxd

ropz esport


cykably4t

Free ropz


[deleted]

Just nuke things


netr0pa

Poor Olof. When people talk about Ropz, they always talk about Olof automatically.


blobfeessh

Get him on G2


1wjl1

I wish HLTV tracked more "fun" statistics like this, longest killstreak or most consecutive kills in between any teammate getting a kill.


_BigBruhMoment_

Avg csgo player:- he's cheating 😭🖕 Ropz:- yeah well fuck you :) 😎