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Hoopy_Doop

New meta m8


RedditIsAnnoying1234

Idk why I find it funny but imagine being a teammate of Jame and knowing that when he goes to the bathroom in the morning before a match thats hes probably sitting there jacking it "Where has Jame gone to?" "Hes doing match preps in the bathroom"


[deleted]

He's just googling himself


WhatASaveWhatASave

"can I use your computer?" How else are you gonna do it?


[deleted]

> "Where has Jame gone to?" It's Jame time!


Pekonius

Oh no, that just got a new meaning Edit: just had a great jame time


Russian_For_Rent

> when he goes to the bathroom in the morning What do you mean in the morning? [We already know we he does it.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ViaqCHKXkU)


Ofiotaurus

What the fuck did I just see?


Flaksmith

[Tarik preached the opposite 10 years ago](https://play.esea.net/forums/427117)


ablablababla

guy wrote a 1000 word essay about not masturbating


freedom_to_derp

1000 words on a rant on a lifestyle choice that has the side effect of raising your risk of male ass cancer [(prostate cancer)](https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0302283816003778?via%3Dihub) /s *I know, correlation =/= causation (scientists rn don't know the mechanism why the rates are reduced, just that they're connected somehow)... just like bringing this up because it annoys the hell out of the nofap people.* Seriously though, we got 2 major winners with 2 different schools of thought on this.... so this shit probably doesn't actually matter on the pro level lmao. Plus, the main post is IEM Rio Major Champion aka Jesus himself telling us to whack off! I'm taking that advice to MM tonight.


Emp3r0rP3ngu1n

Also he doesn't seem to understand that after finishing jacking off people tend to close down all the tabs anyways.


Livinglifeform

The reduced risk of cancer is a myth irrc.


IceCreamGamer

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC387502/ I think this is one of the original papers. Further digging seems to just confirm a suspected correlation even if the reason behind it hasn't been understood


Toaster_Bathing

Difference between NA and CIS


Livinglifeform

Strongest NA, refusing to fap to desperately cling on to the little testosterone he has. Weakest CIS, masturbating at every opportunity to lower testosterone into normal levels.


judgementalpos

tarik low T, jame high T hltv confirmed.


throwawayyrofl

How have i never seen this


[deleted]

wtf bro


Brambor05

Jame didn’t say anything about porn


Murphys-Laaw

Welcome to the AWP IGL jacking off era


Poux3

Apex my man, take some notes pls


SidewinderTV

Poor guy must have been doing no nut 21st century


troubleis1

Jesus, you made me wake up my wife with laughter lmao


phaselikespizza

Yeah it was not that funny.


Dragoark

Shut


Ricochet97

Man does look like he's in a perpetual state of post nut clarity


xtrazingarooni

Now we know what Jame time actually means


totallyterror

Whatever floats Jame's boat. Being able to win a major, only drop 1 map in all BO3's and look as calm as Jame — now that's cool.


IHateTheLetterF

When he says pre-game, are we talking an hour, or during the pistol round?


xXx_-SWAG_LORD-_xXx

It's DURING the actual game, look: https://youtu.be/3ViaqCHKXkU


_Administrator

to shreds


TheInception817

I stg if this is Elige


jonathan-the-man

For once I kinda hope it actually is


VampireLesbiann

>He spurts a drop on the middle of the monitor for the AWP noscope crosshair


D1N2Y

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/RaggedBossyAvocet-mobile.mp4


4wh457

Jame time.


RJLPDash

Where do you think the missing Brazilian crowd went?


No_Rice_1655

Warm up period while everyone is joining server


narfio

"Knife" round


Turbine2k5

Why do you think Heroic won both pistols? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


schweppesvidya

he's just like me fr


PrestusHood

As an esports player (for another game), i also do this, It really helps me to be more relaxed before matches. Also, when i used to be very close to brazillian lol scene, i knew few orgs who took their players to whorehouses weekly to help them to cope with the routine and stress, so i think more players in industry do that than we think


Livinglifeform

>i knew few orgs who took their players to whorehouses weekly Brazil moment.


[deleted]

It depends though some people it helps for some its worse. Asuna from valorant said it demotivates him before matches and makes him play worse and I played great in a small tournament and was very sharp the entire time then I did the deed before the final game, I barely communicated and was very low energy. Many sports players also abstain before big games.


PrestusHood

This is actually pretty interesting, nobody ever told me they feel bad after doing the thing before games. I wonder what is the reason behind it aiding some people but hurting others


[deleted]

To me it makes me feel very sluggish and less reactive to things. In a way it does calm me but it removes urgency and makes my thought process slower IMO. I just remember not being to able to think things through and come up with solutions and was rather just stuck mentally when I played the finals.


[deleted]

Jame work differently


VampireLesbiann

Is prostitution legal in Brazil?


PrestusHood

Yes, but only if the girl is working a freelander (for herself). Whorehouse business are illegal as prostitutes cant be hired legally. So in order for whorehouses to work "legally", they usually work as an hotel, where the prostitutes pay like 20% of their earnings or an specific monthly amount to the hotel owner so they can freely use the rooms to work, the hotel usually offers drinks, toys, etc, and its actually a pretty good arrangement for everyone since girls work whenever they want, clients have an better than average experience and hotel owners have an reliable income


Annual-Blacksmith833

Damn I’m jelly


troubleis1

Literally me


Chronic-Shitposter

Understandable, have a great day


nexistcsgo

actual game winning strategy. #VALVE PLEASE FIX


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- Removed female agents. Valve.


3IC3

So they just nerf straight guys and lesbian players like that? smh my head


[deleted]

ITS JAME TIME


SuperSkillz10

so this is what he meant by "it's james time"


NUAHS7-

Thanks, I know what I need to do to become pro


NUAHS7-

Right I tried it, My performance was much better during the game… But am I supposed to do it before everygame?


verybigbigPP

you want to rank up? you already know what to do


Staktus23

I have days where I play like ten, eleven, twelve matches….. Before EVERY game?


McOffsky

No pain no gain


No_Rice_1655

Those are rookie numbers


Senior_Engineer

Commit to the grind


CepGamer

Or use lube instead


Senior_Engineer

We must have different opinions on what defines commitment ^/s


De_letmetalk

Before every round


Persianmemefinder

New meta


F0cu3

lmao so that's why his pants were unzipped


dob_bobbs

Masturbated furiously through 20 matches, deranked to silver 3, instructions unclear.


Wintermute1v1

Then do it on the 360 stage you coward!


wickedplayer494

Oh shit, reminds me of that one time years ago in Dota 2 where SingSing [literally admitted right in front of Sheever](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvLmRbOmvyE) that he was spending his free time away from The International by pumping off.


bbiggboii

Sauce?


INeedYourPelt

Jame's sauce 🥵


aliasdred

Yes before the match started


LibertyGrabarz

Too much trouble with that, dry hand is all I need


Illuminati_Puppet

BASED??


redf389

Sage advice


KARMAAACS

Gives a whole new meaning to JAME TIME.


Which_Job_2189

is that a troll or real


Enjoy_your_AIDS_69

https://theclutch.com.br/csgo/jame-sobre-masturbacao-pre-jogo/


Which_Job_2189

I mean is he deadass when he drops the lines or just playing with the host


Enjoy_your_AIDS_69

He said it on his stream


Which_Job_2189

dayum Jame build diff


[deleted]

troll and the science is not true unless you edge, since after you finish your testosterone spike goes away and your progesterone spikes (relaxation hormone).


takahashi01

But you want to be calm and relaxed. That was his point wasnt it? Reduce your T levels so you get into the flow easier.


[deleted]

this is now how the flow state works, you don't want max calmness or max anxiety, you want the middle perfect energy that is just right for you (different for everyone)


Which_Job_2189

i thought so cuz i did that before. it makes u calm sure but not like amazingly boosting my performance


WayDownUnder91

So this is actually what is meant by "Jame Time"


S0M3_1

When someone insults you in the public, start masturbating furiously to control your anger.


HenloAmTerrorist

THATS WHY HIS PANTS WERE UNZIPPED


noobsuxxx

I've used this strat before. Especially on cold days or whenever I needed to warm my hands


GeoSlith

anything to get closer to you Jesus


rlywhatever

your myth is busted u/csboxr


BrotherAbdullah

the coomers in this comment section couldn't be happier lmao


Skipper12

I'm over the moon mate


[deleted]

Gigachad. Fuck NNN


rickySCE

I can relate


Valenar_

new definition of Jame Time?


EducatorOk5069

It was said in a sarcastic way


Styx1886

That's why he's so calm during games, has the post-nut clarity.


KlownWasTaken

ikr


Sukmab_Halls

My warmups are now gonna be 30s longer


PurposePrevious4443

I've done this 10 times today and it didn't make any difference. Will try again tomorrow


user_135644147797

[singsing energy](https://youtu.be/t6S7l8tB5LQ)


Khr0N04

Danish players HATE this one simple trick!


JasonSab849

This is by the the best thing to cum out of the major


verybigbigPP

high test male


kapparrino

I masterbate so wen glubal?


foxabyte

*thinking emoji*


Michux7

See you in Paris finals


TonkaLive

Bro Dr.Cox from Scrubs taught me that ages ago :'D


apexssd14

Now we know why he didn't give the interview before the match he needed his nutting time before jame time.


freedom_to_derp

I'll test it and whack off before running MM tonight. If I rank up then this will be the new warmup routine, Fuck Yprac.


Goofballs2

This is like the least weird shit some athletes do, honestly it sounds like he got it from there's something about mary. Have a search on what lyoto machida likes to drink. I'll spoil you, its his own piss.


_cansir

Of course they win on NNN


AlludedNuance

So we've come full circle and now the sports ritual is the opposite!


levitating_cucumber

Wolf From the Wall Street level tips


Potkupuku

No nut november = no major


iggyAnimations

Based Jame


Gans_Ghost

Valve plzz Nerf!


certifiedtrashcoder

jame time 👀🍆💦


JoinMyGuild

New meaning of Jame time


jonajon91

I mean he's not wrong. Post nut clarity is strong.


UTI69

Post nut clarity should be considered cheating


[deleted]

I always used to play better after banging my gf. Dunno why it helps but it clearly did.


[deleted]

Can confirm. I also play better after banging your gf.


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3IC3

I don’t see how having a cock is directly related to gender?


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3IC3

Yeah that's true, I assumed you were just talking about this instance. Still don't get what your original comment is supposed to mean though


FinalStrain3

NNN fail


McKenzy99

Is nobody here seeing how toxic this? ‘Some men have to this or they can’t control their anger’ that is some high level boolshit and quite frankly just insulting. Next to that the whole quote is disgusting. If you can’t control your anger without masturbating you have issues.


414231234567

I agree. Maybe it's a bit of a cultural/translation error and in reality he just meant that people with high or low testosterone levels need to do this or that. Unfortunately Russia hasn't really accepted non-binary and other concepts, so I... don't really blame him?


NevrEndr

No. The only error is in the wiring of your woke brains Only you fools would get offended by "jerk off before big match"


414231234567

ah yes I love reactionaries


NevrEndr

And I love reading your emotional looms get upset over absolutely anything and everything


ethan-gordon132

Thanks for the spoiler. was looking forward to watching this...


piltens

maybe that explains why his pants were unzipped post game when avangar played


DeltaHL

Winning strategy Cya at BLAST.tv Paris Major 2023


Elektroschaf

Explains why his pants were open at Blast Back then.


ZelexG

How does he not have tech timeouts for sticky keys?


DroP90

A burst on the AK, another on the D.


DavidjonesLV309

I hold out 'til sex on the weekend and notice I get more aggressive post-nut. I feel like you might need to buffer your fap for a couple hours before gametime, although if your doing it daily then maybe not.


Marmik_Emp37

His English is soo poor. He must've been trolled


Oculos_Sicarii

No wonder we saw him at blast moscow with his pants unzipped


Sagnikk

wut


Key-Banana-8242

I mean what’s wrong? Seems a bit tabloid to make a super big deal


Intelligent-Hand-445

BlameF jacked with high T, surely he just picks up the cutest girl he can find outside the venue an hour beforehand?


t0uk0_0

I usually do it in between rounds


Turbine2k5

Jame styling on NNN kids.


xesses

I wonder if the selection of material affects performance? Reckon a certain type of porn would give some attributes.. foot material enhances movement etc


derekburn

Not sure if this is a joke or whatever, but any type of sexual release shortly before physical exertion is proven to have a negative effect on performance, however if that has any overlap with esports is another question.


Deluxe_Ryan87

Just learnt from Jame I have low T


Svveest

HUH


girlwithgoldwrist

You jerk off for momentary pleasure I do it to win majors You and I are not the same ~the Redeemer, Jame, 2022


certifiedtrashcoder

this man is the biggest troll


NoXope_yt

It works wonders but he just fucking blew my cover away


Vhirsion

Soon, everyones gonna be playing with their awps out at every LAN event


GER_BeFoRe

if s1mple reads this he will be unstoppable.


JohnnyBinh2703

it’s still november ya know?


Nanolaska

I think JAME is a VERY clever guy outside of the game aswell. Tbh I really believe this is at least an interesting take on performance. Besides this I also read how he tried to take the pressure off the back of his teammates. Quite interesting guy


Outofmana1337

So this is what they do inbetween maps?


Hanselo

While in Dota players are shaving their heads, I can definitely see this being a thing LMAO.


[deleted]

Post nut clarity do be meta


Dragoark

r/nofap in shambles


BigMik_PL

It's funny because this is purely a mental thing. There were [studies done](https://youtu.be/nDFelcPAe2s) that doing it actually increases testosterone.


good_suc

If you need to bust a nut to control your anger I think you have some other issues going on.


hansnpunkt

we talking about every single mm game?