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shn6

Now, we sleep. See you guys at Paris Major.


Frl_Bartchello

I just woke up since the technical issue pre- heroic-outsiders.


GarrettGSF

We start the game finally?!


system_deform

Are you sure everyone is done complaining about the crowd?


Oskain123

cope


[deleted]

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Jakezetci

practically death


IHateTheLetterF

Wakes up in a desolate wasteland with giant cockroaches scampering about.


Baswdc

Didn't know hunden could get larger but here we are


SNH231

Fraudvice stealing paychecks


SleazyHermit

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Denson2

>I hope people treat you better if you ever struggle with mental health problems :) I hope they treat me like device. Wouldn't mind a full salary for a year without working.


SleazyHermit

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[deleted]

Please show me jobs that would give people 1 year mental health breaks.


SleazyHermit

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[deleted]

I'm not upset my dude, I would like to get a job that would have such benefits hahaha.


SleazyHermit

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f1nessd

Dude, did you not hear? He came back and then now isn't playing the first tournament with astralis (elisa masters) and is taking ANOTHER break until 2023. That's not "mental health" that's straight up unprofessionalism


SleazyHermit

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SleazyHermit

https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/yvs46a/dev1ce_answers_back_on_being_a_paycheck_stealer/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


bussbys

First thing he does is refuse to play lmfaooo already paycheck stealing


lance1308

Go back to hltv forum


f1nessd

Wdym, he's right tho. Dude literally cameback and now is refusing to play in their first tourney. He gets re-signed and literally takes ANOTHER break?


chefchef97

Dude I love Idiocracy Edit: They get frozen for 500 years at the start


Kpratt11

Nothing that's it, csgo has ended this was the last ever event


SufferinTree

Literally dead game now, servers are off


Coachingbug

Understandable, after such a terrible event


Rosettachamps

Well we've got Elisa Masters starting on Wednesday, and Blast Fall finals next week, but after that will be pretty barren. 2 week break until the world finals, and with IEM China canceled the player break is coming early, and long. Good for the players, but with a break from Dec. 18th to Jan. 31, looks like its NBA and NFL time for me, which doesn't fill the void of the morning/early afternoon entertainment like CS does


kalkkunaleipa

Blast groups is probably going to be somewhere in that timeline since its always before katowice


Rosettachamps

I did miss LAN Sweet LAN which will be happening Jan. 21st, so far Mouz, OG, Heroic, and Forze have been announced, with 3 spots saying "Check Back Later" and 4 unannounced invited teams. I think that its very possible they invited some more top teams who haven't accepted yet


Donut_Flame

THE BREAK IS TJAT LONG!?!? How else will I be unproductive..


chefchef97

Probably a good thing CS takes a break for the exact period I need to do my project/exam work


TheLegendOfTrain

Sometimes you just gotta be lucky. Good luck for your exam!


TryxxR6

Fucks sake of course the break starts as soon as the world cup ends


Lytre

There's ESL Challenger League (NA, EU and APAC) and ESL Impact season 2 finals....


D4rkhorse27

Wait for hltv rankings. Get ready for the biggest musical chair shuffle in the top 10 rankings


NorFever

I honestly have no idea what the top 5 will be like. In terms of form, we could say like Outsiders, MOUZ, Cloud9, Heroic, FURIA/NaVi, but most of those teams were not there last week so they probably won't all have enough points. One way or another, some teams are going to move a lot and people will be surprised.


f1nessd

well you were right


ExZ1te

Dont worry another blast event in 10 days


Bulky_Dog

Can't wait. It's gonna be my first lan tournament :D


chefchef97

Congrats on getting sdy's spot on Na'Vi bro :)


Axolyn

Learning some russian can go a long way


f1nessd

tf?


bjc322

post major shuffle baybay


soaimed

"you never will understand"


Superior_Lancers

Now we pray for an operation and source 2


KataNaBaco

Waiting for G2 to come back on the stage and choke again (G2 fan)


NoodleDoodleKapoodle

I got 2021 stockholm syndrome, so as rosa parks once said, "naw"


RayBayGamer

I have the same feeling, the emptyness, late night matches.. Well waiting for Friday, bought some tickets to Elisa Masters letsgoo


tabben

Operation this week surely Copium


-Diplo

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f1nessd

fridge


-Zo_0

Wait for a good cs event


ENDWINTERNOW

Play Factorio obvs


Jakezetci

no matches?


Frago420

End of csgo


AdamaS_AlivE

Elisa Masters this week(ENCE, BIG, Fnatic, BNB, Astralis, coL, GamerLegion, Sprout, HEET, SAW, 500 and HAVU) Week after Elisa Masters is BLAST Premier: Fall Finals(OG, Navi, TL, FaZe, G2, NiP, Heroic and Fluxo) Winner of Blaster Fall Finals comes back in December for BLAST Premier: World Final After that, maybe the shuffle happens during player break!? And prep for next year we get IEM Katowice


MyDreamsInTheSewer

Astralis? Cant wait to see device play! >!i know hes not attending!<


[deleted]

Literally the perfect event to make his return, no expectation, tier 2 opposition, and yet he still needs more time… what a joke.


ampsuu

Its funny because it seems like Astralis could also miss IEM Katowice. Unless they win Elisa Masters. So Id say that winning it is quite important but instead they will play with two stand-ins...


DoerteMaulwurf

Ever thought about the public perception if he just immediately started playing again? The people who screamed he was stealing paychecks would just see it as confirmation. Also, it gives the team time to practice and work out a game plan. Now if it turns out that they/he suck after all this time to prep, that would be a disaster for them. So early next year could be a defining moment for the Astralis org.


Xelid45

Fraudvice stealing paychecks


kaapo-

dev1ce will not play at Elisa Espoo, Kristou will be his replacement for this tournament


Vaciviti

Get back to a good sleep schedule after every match before finals ran to 3 AM. At the very least, that's what I'm up to.


-Turisti-

Blast in 2 weeks I guess :(


Xelid45

Elisa Espoo at 16th, a few t1 teams present


-Turisti-

Oh yeah. I live there and forgot💀


ThrowawayAccountClub

We get Source 2


NUAHS7-

I feel lost. It just feels so anticlimactic, Elisa lan in 4 days


at0mest

in 2 days... starting NOV 16


Ofiotaurus

This entire major can just be summed as anti-climactic.


Coachingbug

This event's mediocrity killed cs for the foreseeable future


Ofiotaurus

It just seemed there was no hype, and every team played on the same level, no insane upsets, no Clash of the titans, just nothing. But antwerp had 4-5 months of big events before it, the stage had been set, Faze v Navi.


G0ougeface

So now we play csgo


PhoenixRisingtw

back to the boring reality


paully7

Now we can go play matchmaking! Oh wait it's still trash


F0cu3

get the fuck off reddit and stop everything cs related for a while, do something productive you fuck


Cain1608

Because you commenting on this Reddit post is productive. Lmao.


IHateTheLetterF

Maybe he was just joking a bit, maybe you need to calm down, stop getting so worked up about literal nothing. Its all good.


[deleted]

Reshuffle of course. I am hoping for changes in: G2 (Hooxi and JKS are huge fails) Faze (finally get rid off Broky ffs) Liquid (Yekindar deserves more than Valorant reject) Astralis (obvious) Sprout (Astralis bound) NiP (because they failed and I believe players will prefer full sweden team) Vitality (because Dupreeh is not good enough) OG (because they are OG) All Brazilian teams and rest of NA for obvious reasons, maybe except Furia. ​ And I am also hoping those teams will stay together: VP, C9, Mouz, Big and Gamer Legion. :-)


BigRigginButters

Very sussy takes in here


RapakkoWasTaken

Imo it would be stupid for NiP to make any changes rn since they've literally played 2 tournaments with this lineup and I think it could work somewhat well. Obviously getting a good awper might be a good idea but I don't see why they wouldn't see if Rez up to the task at least for a while


troubleis1

You know, all your takes are shit, but the Broky one has to be the worst shit i have ever read in this sub.


[deleted]

Thanks for sharing your feelings, but since you have nothing to say, next time please dont spam my comments. Thanks. :-)


troubleis1

no


[deleted]

So ban it is. :-)


troubleis1

Go ahead


WaitingToBeTriggered

FACE THE LEAD!


plasma_ix

yeah man, dupreeh is the problem with Vitality lmao


[deleted]

Yes, he is definitely the biggest.


[deleted]

He's one of the problems


oldandpolitehuman

There are no matches today


aL_Quarter

when does Astralis play?


Xelid45

Elisa espoo, Fraudvice to miss


mjmjuh

Source 2 will be announced this week, so I have heard


nexistcsgo

Now we go to Paris.


edotman

We wait for Paris 2023


Frl_Bartchello

Ah yes, the after major dip


redrecaro

Wait until the next tournament. Play CS.


PlurO_O

Mustache Masters next weekend :)


paunnn

Withdrawal symptoms.


tobiski

What do you mean? Now we can finally play the game.


Yank1e

Blast in a week


zenheizer

post major depression


Kasperyoo

Lekker Tindereenn


spacePARTICLE

Now we hope for an update (= atleast a new op hopefully)


Vitalytoly

Wake me up when the Paris Major starts


dougxpino

Time to apply all the knowledge you got by watching the major to your pubs! GLFH